=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 other people: "you smell like you"
 
 my family: "you smell like BO take a fucking shower" throws things at me
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/1821 ---
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 better to smell like the river than the city.
 
 (Yuck. Gross.)
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--- #2 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #3 fediverse/1908 ---
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 @user-1100 @user-1074 
 
 haha what the fuck
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--- #4 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #5 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #6 fediverse/3245 ---
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 "what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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--- #7 fediverse/322 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who would smell
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #8 messages/77 ---
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 And lo!
 
 She would forever be know
 
 As the girl who smelled
 
 Like she had pissed herself
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--- #9 fediverse/1334 ---
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #10 fediverse/4896 ---
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #11 fediverse/2486 ---
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 😑 🚿 warm showers on a cold morning
 🥰 🚿 cold showers after a hot day
 
 brb taking a shower 😉
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--- #12 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #13 fediverse/4495 ---
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 I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
 
 I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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--- #14 fediverse/1916 ---
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 "you don't seem autistic"
 
 wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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--- #15 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #16 fediverse/4686 ---
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 Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
 of toots to fart out.
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--- #17 fediverse/5169 ---
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
 that you do,
 
 leave that situation
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--- #18 messages/1223 ---
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 prefer tribes over families.
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--- #19 fediverse/5965 ---
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 "you're too loud, weirdo"
 
 okayyyyy
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--- #20 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #21 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #22 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #23 fediverse_boost/5871 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends  
  
                                                            
 similar                        chronological                        different 
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--- #24 fediverse/5124 ---
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 │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #25 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #26 fediverse/5539 ---
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #27 fediverse/920 ---
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 │ CW: food             │
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 bring back savory teas, where did they go
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--- #28 fediverse/4840 ---
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 oh my god what a witch
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--- #29 fediverse/5310 ---
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 you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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--- #30 fediverse/3496 ---
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 downside of being gregarious is that everyone you meet in Portland these days
 is a fucking fed -.-
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--- #31 messages/166 ---
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 What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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--- #32 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
 do
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--- #33 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #34 messages/929 ---
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 {[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #35 fediverse/3646 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #36 fediverse/5371 ---
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 @user-1429 
 
 oh fuck 
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--- #37 fediverse/4117 ---
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 @user-92 
 
 emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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--- #38 fediverse/5188 ---
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 did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
 
 It's true! they do thing instead!
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--- #39 fediverse/2668 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #40 messages/152 ---
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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--- #41 fediverse/5287 ---
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 we all need each other, no matter how much we don't want to need.
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--- #42 fediverse/3150 ---
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #43 fediverse/2346 ---
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 gonna take a shower and a nap. ttyl 🥰
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--- #44 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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--- #45 fediverse/4876 ---
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 │ CW: re: US politics-related, personal │
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #46 fediverse/5942 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health-   │
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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #47 messages/272 ---
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 Cats only want one thing and its fucking disgusting [cat food]
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--- #48 fediverse/6082 ---
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 if you wanna be with me, you gotta kiss the dirt and mean it
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--- #49 fediverse/4248 ---
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 jan soweli
 
 [stolen from reddit]
a picture of a fox person in the background with the words "jan" and "soweli" imprinted above  in Toki Pona, the language for good, "jan" means "person" and "soweli" means "animal", essentially implying that animal people are valid and precious and super-cool-friendly-pals.
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--- #50 fediverse/5482 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned-militaries-mentioned │
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 when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is
 to just... use it.
 
 ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs?
 
 I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug
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--- #51 fediverse/1306 ---
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 │ CW: re: Insightful meme, but arguably could be politically charged │
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 @user-883 
 
 and they call me mad!
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--- #52 messages/967 ---
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 oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
 bugs and vulnerabilities
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--- #53 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #54 messages/205 ---
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 You scared off all the cool people >: (
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--- #55 fediverse/3942 ---
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 who gives a shit what you look like just work together for goodness sake
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--- #56 fediverse/3290 ---
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 All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their
 half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it.
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--- #57 messages/481 ---
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 All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their
 half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it.
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--- #58 fediverse/4552 ---
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 this is my home...
 
 this is where I'm from...
 
 can't wait to turn it into a public park, just fuckin' watch me.
a picture of denver colorado. there's a lot of parking lots.
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--- #59 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #60 fediverse/1249 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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--- #61 fediverse/6446 ---
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 guard me, kindergard
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--- #62 fediverse/2734 ---
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 holy shit I have a lot of laundry to do in the bathtub today. have I really
 not showered all week? ? ?
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--- #63 fediverse/135 ---
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 │ CW: re: algorithms and primed │
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 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #64 fediverse/4553 ---
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 you can fit a whole downtown in this baby
 
 slaps roof of your mouth
picture of denver with various places labelled like "football" or "train" or "building"
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--- #65 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #66 fediverse/2963 ---
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 @user-1248 
 
 ohhhh hehe that's a vibe too ^_^
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--- #67 fediverse/757 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 do you go camping often? =P
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--- #68 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #69 fediverse/3639 ---
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 love nature no matter what
 love nurture if they earn it
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--- #70 fediverse/1747 ---
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 │ CW: scary-curse-beware │
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 may all your victories be pyrrhic
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--- #71 fediverse/641 ---
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #72 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #73 fediverse/27 ---
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 │ CW: cursing, mirror, mental illness │
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 *looks in a mirror*
 
 why do all the gorgeous ones have to be fucking insane
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--- #74 messages/276 ---
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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--- #75 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #76 fediverse/3664 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 ooooooo what kind of books do you read?
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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 interesting times in peaceful times: 😎 
 
 interesting times in interesting times: 🥴
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 anyone who punches left is a fucking fed or a fascist or both
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--- #80 fediverse/2095 ---
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 Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
 
 Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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--- #81 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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 why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do
 it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe
 [cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards.
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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 humanity survives in the dark forest because all the information we create is
 fucking stupid
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--- #85 fediverse/5249 ---
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 enemies are just guys you haven't figured out the value in cooperating with.
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--- #86 fediverse/1396 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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--- #87 fediverse_boost/4943 ---
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  Ask people to work against their better judgement                           
                                                                              
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--- #88 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #89 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #90 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #91 fediverse/4748 ---
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 @user-608 
 
 none of your friends can find jobs.
 
 none of YOUR friends can find jobs.
 
 I bet THEIR friends can find jobs.
 
 Fuck capitalism.
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--- #92 fediverse/6299 ---
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 OH
 
 this right here is so crucial
noblesse oblige /ō-blēzh′/ noun      Benevolent, honorable behavior considered to be the responsibility of persons of high birth or rank. The honourable obligation that is the responsibility of those of high rank; in American English this often includes the expectation of benevolent actions such as helping those less fortunate. The obligation of those of high rank to be honorable and generous (often used ironically).
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--- #93 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #94 fediverse/19 ---
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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--- #95 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #96 fediverse/4568 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... and like. idk what do you do at that point
 
 say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
 valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
 collections?
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--- #97 fediverse/5451 ---
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 wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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--- #98 messages/578 ---
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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--- #99 fediverse/5082 ---
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 make excuses to work together.
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--- #100 fediverse/3440 ---
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 @user-192 @user-763 
 
 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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--- #101 fediverse/5796 ---
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 "what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
 some pretty spicy kush
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--- #102 fediverse/589 ---
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 @user-440 
 
 please please please please please please please please please please please
 please
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--- #103 fediverse/3000 ---
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 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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--- #104 fediverse/297 ---
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 @user-214 so you know where to find what you need to know
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--- #105 fediverse/6349 ---
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 if all you see are allies, slow down. 
 
 never come to a stop, even through sleep.
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--- #106 fediverse/780 ---
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 @user-576 
 
 So says I. Do you disagree?
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--- #107 fediverse/2988 ---
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 I FEEL NAKED
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--- #108 fediverse/3107 ---
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 @user-1449 @user-1074 
 
 I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's
 about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together
 toward their common goals then... whatever, right?
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--- #109 messages/460 ---
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 God can't do shit. He can just pull strings to get shit done.
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--- #110 fediverse/3626 ---
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 ritz why would you say this
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--- #111 messages/1029 ---
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 what happened to the familiar forces?
 
 you happened, you inexcusable bitch
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--- #112 fediverse/941 ---
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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--- #113 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #114 fediverse/3917 ---
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 people who don't play games are fucked in the afterlife, just sayin'
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--- #115 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #116 fediverse/3288 ---
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #117 messages/479 ---
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #118 fediverse/5352 ---
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 what if we just went to nazi bars and fucked them up with crowbars until they
 were collectively forgotten
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--- #119 fediverse/4697 ---
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 I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
 climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #120 fediverse/1814 ---
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 I can tell when I'm overbooked when I don't have energy to shower every time I
 need to go out.
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--- #121 fediverse/956 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #122 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #123 fediverse/2161 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I fucking miss going to raves
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--- #124 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #125 fediverse/5357 ---
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 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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--- #126 fediverse/2890 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 they're yours to keep!
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--- #127 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #128 messages/1103 ---
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #129 fediverse/3806 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
 things
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--- #130 messages/280 ---
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 Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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--- #131 fediverse/684 ---
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 @user-507 
 
 meow
 
 now there's just a few more
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--- #132 fediverse/3809 ---
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 "Ritz, we love you, but you're fucking stupid, so we're gonna have to break
 your legs now."
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--- #133 fediverse/1986 ---
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 when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
 you?
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--- #134 fediverse/3291 ---
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 "I am indescribably furious right now"
 
 ... great now the whole house is going to smell like straw-berry-icecream
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--- #135 fediverse/6091 ---
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 me as a kid: "fuck you mom I'm not unloading the dishwasher it's my sister's
 turn"
 
 me now: what if I did your dishes for you uwu
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--- #136 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #137 messages/179 ---
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 This life that we share is beautiful beyond compare
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--- #138 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #139 fediverse/5865 ---
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 to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment
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--- #140 fediverse/2776 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #141 fediverse/3993 ---
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 oh, reddit. you're so silly.
Typical day for a neoliberal:  • Wake up at 10 AM in my 5-over-1 apartment in the “Arts District” of a major US city.  • Walk downstairs to a conveniently located coffee shop (since I live in a mixed-used zoning area) to get a half soy milk half oat milk latte with a vegan scone made by a queer Guatemalan migrant bakery.  • Ride the train to work while listening to “The Daily” podcast. Nod in agreement whenever Michael Barbaro goes “hmmm!”  • Get to work, immediately take lunch break. Grab tacos at the immigrant-owned truck conveniently located across the street. Talk about rewatching DUNE last week.  • Back to work after lunch, spend 4 hours ruthlessly exploiting the working class in the global south & outsourcing American jobs to China.  • Busy day at work: got to close 2 coal plants and a steel mill, import 1,000 Haitians to build windmills and ADUs, and demolish 200 single-family homes to make way for low-income shipping container housing before 5 PM.  • Done for the day, take train back home, listen to NPR on the ride home.  • Gym time! Time for low-impact Pilates in an old factory that was converted into a loft space.  • Grab dinner with my polycule at a Sweetgreen, pay $25 for an endive & kale salad with soy protein.  • Head down the street to a local hard kombucha bar, throw back some brews with the boys they/thems.  • Stop by CVS for my monthly COVID vaccine booster.  [text continues in next picture] [continued from first picture]  • Get home, time to unwind by playing video games that solely feature female and/or minority protagonists.  • Time for bed, unwind with a nice glass of warm soy milk. Read Why Nations Fail before going to sleep.  This post has been fact-checked by gun shooting, Ford truck driving, steak eating, high blood pressure having, liberal hating, slightly jaundiced, Walmart shopping, Fox News watching, small-town living, real bonafide American Patriots. 1 like = 1 prayer.
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--- #142 fediverse/1669 ---
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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--- #143 fediverse/340 ---
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 it's important to always have an extra pair of sweatpants in the bathroom.
 
 trust me
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--- #144 fediverse/2379 ---
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 they have the audacity to claim their plan for next year is a second
 revolution, as if we had sat idle
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--- #145 fediverse/169 ---
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 @user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
 me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
 did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
 encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
 language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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--- #146 fediverse/2579 ---
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 bodyguards, not linebackers
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--- #147 fediverse/6135 ---
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 my girlfriends are the cutest things ever invented fite me
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--- #148 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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--- #149 notes/unboxed-cables ---
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 human porn is just cable porn for humans
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--- #150 fediverse/2896 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 😭 girls and their dreams 😭
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--- #151 fediverse/5342 ---
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 I love gay people because gay people are special precious and unique
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--- #152 messages/323 ---
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 Some human cultures learned competition through hunting, and some through
 agriculture, and it really shows
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--- #153 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #154 messages/926 ---
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 how cherished. how divine.
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--- #155 fediverse/5726 ---
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 🖼
           local response  equals 1 while true do if response does not equal 0 then require: build, my_name, and heart. end.                  response  equals in_channel:peek()  humans are unafraid because anyone better than us would necessarily be kinder
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--- #156 fediverse/553 ---
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 @user-401 
 
 I LOVE THIS! YOU'RE SO COOL!
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--- #157 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #158 fediverse/4924 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 hi hi awawawa
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--- #159 messages/701 ---
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 one sec  gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
 lemme think
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--- #160 fediverse/443 ---
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 @user-334 
 
 it's funny how memes coincide xD
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--- #161 fediverse/4849 ---
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 sometimes I'll hear my cat meow the way she does when she wants something but
 then I turn around and she's halfway through giving herself a bath /shrug
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--- #162 fediverse/5778 ---
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 initiate crazy talking:
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--- #163 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #164 fediverse/3285 ---
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 ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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--- #165 fediverse/5584 ---
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 don't do ANYTHING unless you got at least two people working with you.
 Otherwise you'll burn out or be overwhelmed.
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--- #166 fediverse/4120 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 Here's what I do:
 
 take shirt off
 tilt head back a bit
 shake head side-to-side
 tickle shoulders
 instant euphoria
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--- #167 fediverse/5382 ---
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 they are the players, we are the pawns, and there are oh-so-many more of us.
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--- #168 fediverse/5786 ---
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 wow what a sopping evening
 
 glad I'm not out in the rain
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--- #169 fediverse/5128 ---
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 @user-1698 
 
 if you do, come find me
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--- #170 fediverse/2551 ---
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 dogdogdogdogdogdogdog
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--- #171 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #172 fediverse/4770 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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--- #173 fediverse/191 ---
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 huh that's weird
Image attachment
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--- #174 messages/78 ---
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 My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
 that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #175 messages/1116 ---
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 What works for me might not work for another,
 
 But 
 
 What works for me might work for another.
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--- #176 fediverse/2607 ---
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 @user-249 
 
 most people don't talk to me so either you're braver than most or I hit a
 common chord that you and I share
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--- #177 fediverse_boost/4747 ---
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  i love capitalism bc everywhere is understaffed and none of my friends can find jobs  
  
                                                            
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--- #178 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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--- #179 fediverse/904 ---
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 @user-631 
 
 a true joke would work in both ways, such that everyone's laughing. : )
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--- #180 notes/dear-me ---
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 dear me: 
 
           DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
 
 that's all, fuck off and be helpful
 
 ... wow, rude.
 
 yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings.
 
 helpful.
 useful.
 
 many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be
 prologued. but pronounced prolonged.
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--- #181 fediverse/2285 ---
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 if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
 means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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--- #182 fediverse/6447 ---
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 I just ate a whooooole chocolate bar
 
 it melted in my hands
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--- #183 fediverse/3417 ---
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 not me
 
 but we
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--- #184 fediverse/142 ---
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 @user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃​
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--- #185 fediverse_boost/5716 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Look closely at the most embarrassing details and amplify them              
                                                                              
   #ObliqueStrategies                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #186 messages/362 ---
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 Some people's parents never taught them to handle being yelled at when they
 were kids and honestly it shows
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--- #187 fediverse/4941 ---
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 everyone: "what are you doing"
 
 me: ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. wawawawa
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--- #188 fediverse/3110 ---
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 @user-1441 @user-226 
 
 I prefer cold and dry over hot or moist ^_^
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--- #189 fediverse/187 ---
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 @user-95 sometimes I say "all seriousness aside..."
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--- #190 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
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--- #191 fediverse/5967 ---
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 I wonder how many people hate me?
 
 silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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--- #192 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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--- #193 fediverse/4340 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 nope not gonna, not a chance
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--- #194 messages/959 ---
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 I want a family
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--- #195 fediverse/6156 ---
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 kicking up a sandstorm.
 
 "someone once told me to act suspicious as fuck while doing nothing illegal
 and I took it to heart"
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--- #196 fediverse/738 ---
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 @user-559 
 
 I have no idea what either of those mean 
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--- #197 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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--- #198 fediverse/4085 ---
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 I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I
 start feeling the urge to do pushups
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--- #199 fediverse/365 ---
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 @user-269 
 
 oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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--- #200 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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