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 "trick or treat" doesn't mean "give me a trick or a treat"
 
 that's awfully presumptuous and demanding.
 
 No, it means "give me a treat or I'll trick you" meaning "give me my candy tax
 or I'll fuck up your lawn"
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #2 fediverse/1535 ---
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 I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
 trash. Or in a store.
 
 so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
 dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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--- #3 fediverse/615 ---
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 wretched doesn't necessarily imply miserable.
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--- #4 fediverse/847 ---
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 I say "my" not as in "mine" but "my" as in "my beloved"
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--- #5 messages/1488 ---
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 "what are you doing?" doxxing myself. If she wanted to save as many lives as
 possible, she'd do it in a shed. She's been tricked into doing it for the
 money by people who don't want to die in a warehouse. That's valid, but they
 aren't giving her money anyway.
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--- #6 fediverse/3107 ---
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 @user-1449 @user-1074 
 
 I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's
 about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together
 toward their common goals then... whatever, right?
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--- #7 messages/1432 ---
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 I am literally just a girl. don't treat me as more than as such. But treat me
 as much as I'm worth, which is objectively a lot. Just as a fish is not as a
 tree climber, could you not ask me to climb trees?
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--- #8 fediverse/889 ---
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 "family sized" just means "we put enough salt in here to kill a horse so you
 better split it between at least four people"
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--- #9 messages/666 ---
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 It doesn't have to be more complicated than "give us money and we'll fight
 back the right wing death squads"
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--- #10 fediverse/1916 ---
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 "you don't seem autistic"
 
 wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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--- #11 fediverse/2466 ---
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 do as I say, and as I do.
 
 or don't, do as you want to.
 
 I hope you do want to do what I say to do.
 
 I wouldn't say it if I didn't think it was right.
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--- #12 fediverse/4074 ---
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 "buying something" under capitalism just means that you get less of everything
 else in exchange for this particular thing.
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 me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
 
 me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
 then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
 time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
 puke, okay?"
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--- #14 messages/669 ---
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 "rice and beans" doesn't mean "rice and beans" it means "rice and beans and
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--- #15 fediverse/3073 ---
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 "A witch is neither late, nor is she early. She intentionally arrives when you
 don't need her, so that you can learn what to do when you do need her instead
 of needing her."
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 oh, unless you meant "show me the t-shirt" in which case here ya go
 
 don't get too excited, I attended for a year and then dropped out. Might have
 even been a semester, I forget. It was sooooooo hard
picture of me wearing a 10 year old T-shirt that says "DIGIPEN"
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--- #17 fediverse/4715 ---
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 @user-1728 
 
 "oh, the bad guys are coming to hurt you?? just fuckin' run away"
 
 yeah. real helpful. how about you fuck off to canada or whatever and give away
 all your possessions. Maybe they'll train you and teach you how to help in
 some way and you can come back later when the time is right.
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--- #18 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #19 fediverse/5482 ---
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 when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is
 to just... use it.
 
 ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs?
 
 I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug
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 @user-238
 
 if your life is lived at the behest of another, then is it truly your life at
 all?
 
 the whole point of life is to express your decisions and intentions onto the
 world. when you can't do that, (because you're oppressed, depressed, or
 distressed) then your life has no meaning. Fuck that.
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