=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 the world's coolest lesbian is wasted on a boy
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 The world does not deserve to bear such a sorrowful one as me
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--- #2 fediverse/1770 ---
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 the cool kids are doing graffiti
 
 the smart ones have something to say
 
 the clever ones do it at night
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--- #3 messages/1131 ---
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 what's the world like?
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 The world is stitched together with angel hair, as it sheds from their body,
 painless and evenly timed.
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--- #5 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #6 fediverse/4513 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 the hunger of the maw
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--- #7 fediverse/3440 ---
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 @user-192 @user-763 
 
 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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--- #8 fediverse/2567 ---
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 @user-1251 
 
 the pillar-bot from Interstellar!
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--- #9 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #10 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #11 fediverse/267 ---
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 the unluckiest person in the world failed the most wisdom checks.
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--- #12 fediverse/1480 ---
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 The mandate of heaven can eat my shorts
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--- #13 fediverse/5166 ---
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 the fediverse made me
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◀─[BOOST]
  
  Be the cringe you want to see in the world.                                 
  
                                                            
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--- #15 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #16 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #17 fediverse/5933 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 the darkness
 how resplendent
 would be incomplete
 without that present
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--- #18 messages/933 ---
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 WOW an entire world of work raft
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--- #19 fediverse/880 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 the color of the sky 🤩​
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--- #20 messages/226 ---
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 The fighter doth not know who he is fighting
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