=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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menardis will literally eat cheetos and ramen for dinner and wonder why they
feel exhausted the next day
drink some damn water
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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@user-1218
emotional labor is labor
rest when you're tired. eat when you're hungry. drink when you're thirsty, and
laugh when it bubbles up within you.
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--- #2 fediverse/2402 ---
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Just got home, and I'm less tired than yesterday! ^_^ maybe a bit more
delirious then, hhah - I'll drink more water
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--- #3 fediverse/1722 ---
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harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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--- #4 fediverse/3336 ---
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eating fiery hot cheetos makes me feel drunk. Probably because I only eat them
when I'm drinking.
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--- #5 fediverse/2090 ---
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don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
they don't have energy when they need it.
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--- #6 fediverse/1300 ---
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #7 fediverse/183 ---
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ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #8 fediverse/2272 ---
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They say that the most natural sleep schedule for humans is taking a bunch of
tiny naps during the day, and ngl I think I kinda get why.
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--- #9 fediverse/4797 ---
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what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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--- #10 fediverse/3678 ---
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I stopped smoking cannabis because possible job and wow... life feels between
4 and 6 times longer
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--- #11 fediverse/5124 ---
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #12 fediverse/1917 ---
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Try and eat as many different colors of vegetables as you can, as often as you
can.
drinking cool clean water is bliss, savor that moment
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--- #13 fediverse/3965 ---
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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<bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
used for.
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--- #17 fediverse/1334 ---
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #18 fediverse/2516 ---
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According to a sign that I passed just four days ago, I have one day left.
Whatever that means.
so next week better be good.
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--- #19 fediverse/6122 ---
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I want to drink mai tais on a beach T.T
alas, it's winter, and I'm poor
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--- #20 messages/403 ---
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Taking a nap at 6am 🫠😵💫🥲
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--- #21 fediverse/4940 ---
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what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #22 fediverse/4642 ---
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i type too much, gtg to sleep.
my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #23 fediverse/1263 ---
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@user-883
My friends and I decided to hang out for two days in a row, I guess they
aren't tired of me yet hehe - I might be around tonight but I'll let you know!
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--- #24 fediverse/2288 ---
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... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
I gotta lotta things to eat, but I'm so tired and kinda dirty. Maybe a shower
first. TTYL
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--- #25 fediverse/2480 ---
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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--- #26 fediverse/1617 ---
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daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
make friends
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--- #27 fediverse/3253 ---
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #28 messages/633 ---
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Rest.
Sleep.
Heal.
Recover.
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--- #29 fediverse/6447 ---
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I just ate a whooooole chocolate bar
it melted in my hands
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--- #30 fediverse/3856 ---
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I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #31 fediverse/5485 ---
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why the heck would you only let people sleep in your bed if you're also
sleeping in it? maybe they'll sniff your pillow and get lost in your dreams.
/shrug
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--- #32 fediverse/217 ---
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@user-95 i'm too sleepy to comprehend roko's cobra so I'm going to try again
tomorrow
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--- #33 fediverse/3258 ---
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@user-570
I wonder how it would feel to bind numpad enter to tab instead?
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America 🥰
The United States of 😒
America day 🤩
America day with PTSD 🥴
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--- #35 fediverse/3029 ---
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don't eat desert afterwards, there's enough sugar in this to delight a horse
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--- #36 fediverse/4896 ---
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #37 fediverse/3691 ---
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I had a dream that someone fed me a McDonalds burger in the airport (with
"special sauce") and then the next time I was at the grocery store in the
waking world I ended up buying a bunch of those meat replacements that I
usually skip in favor of moar vegetables.
Hmmmmm.... I wonder if I have a deficiency
(yeah you dumbass it's a calorie deficiency, just eat more)
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--- #38 fediverse/1394 ---
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the sun doesn't seem as bright if you spend your days underneath it.
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--- #39 fediverse/4304 ---
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"mom can we have some trans girls"
"no, we have trans girls at home"
the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #41 fediverse/1841 ---
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #42 fediverse/5673 ---
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darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #43 fediverse/1249 ---
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@user-889
did you sleep well last night?
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--- #44 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─╔══════════════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════════════─────────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head. │║║││║║│ Either one is fine. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┴───────╝─▶
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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everyone's all like "everything sucks" but I'm feeling confidence and a kind
of... externalized vigor? that's sweeping me off my feet. We'll see what
tomorrow brings, in the general sense.
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--- #47 fediverse/1437 ---
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a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #48 fediverse/4040 ---
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #49 fediverse/3209 ---
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I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
she wanted more.
what have I done.
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I wonder how many things I've forgot? More every minute, I'd say, and though I
try and chronicle them all... What's there to say?
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--- #51 fediverse/5748 ---
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...zzzZZZzzz...
whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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--- #52 fediverse/3655 ---
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born to write xlock screensavers
cursed to shitpost
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--- #53 fediverse/4279 ---
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...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #54 fediverse/4280 ---
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--- #55 fediverse/562 ---
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when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
unremarkable at your leisure.
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--- #56 fediverse/4697 ---
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I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #57 fediverse/5010 ---
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woke up, making breakfast, gonna walk soon, ttyl
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--- #58 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─╔═════════════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════════════───────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ unhinged rants per random number │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┴───────╝─▶
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maybe if I slept until the end of time,
I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #60 fediverse/6224 ---
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@user-1912
cannabis :blobcatwitch:
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--- #61 fediverse/5539 ---
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #62 fediverse/2646 ---
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do pushups
and squats
and planks
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--- #63 fediverse/1040 ---
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so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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--- #64 fediverse/4141 ---
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@user-1268
I often walk to the grocery store, even though it's on the other side of the
highway
also I will walk sometimes to meet people nearby
it's a fun occasion
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--- #65 messages/276 ---
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Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
solve your problems
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--- #66 fediverse/3531 ---
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I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
:ms_confused:
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--- #67 fediverse/4950 ---
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have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
possession time. woohoo.
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--- #68 fediverse/116 ---
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@user-95 didn't work, I think I'm too tired
...zzzZZZzzz...
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@sperm baby siblings: is it weird that I dream about you all significantly
more often than the people who are actually in my day to day life?
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--- #70 fediverse/1771 ---
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #71 fediverse/829 ---
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #72 fediverse/3180 ---
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I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
seen by everyone around.
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I just want to stress that most people know more than me
slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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--- #74 fediverse/6141 ---
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fediverse software that downloads every post you've ever seen to your hard
drive in an easy-to-read text file so you can go back and look at it later
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--- #75 fediverse/3481 ---
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│ CW: food-mentioned │
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instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
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--- #76 fediverse/2576 ---
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an army on the march in the modern day could follow a road and nap in the
shade during the height of the day. night-time is easier to navigate when you
don't have to worry about trusting the feet upon the stones before you.
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--- #77 fediverse/2776 ---
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@user-192
saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #78 fediverse/5435 ---
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okay flag is cool and all but what if
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--- #79 fediverse/5437 ---
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okay flag is cool and all but what if
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--- #80 fediverse/4171 ---
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me, waking up in the morning and reading my own posts
alright what's the damage this time
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--- #81 fediverse/4900 ---
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if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
at once
[statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #82 fediverse/718 ---
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@user-547
That feeling when you get to the end of a paragraph and think "why do I have
this extra parenthesis )? Oh yeah I opened it up waaaaay up here" and then you
reread what you wrote and think
perfect, no notes
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--- #83 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #84 fediverse/231 ---
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spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #85 fediverse/6204 ---
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│ CW: scary │
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if the christians got killed rid all of the queers they'd miss them within
years. not decades. then, they would never forget them. neither within years,
nor decades.
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--- #86 fediverse/1676 ---
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sorry for the double post, had to redact things
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--- #87 fediverse/1243 ---
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@user-883
hey sorry for ditching you yesterday, hope you had a good night ^_^
I feel much better today.
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somehow, it is simultaneously Thursday everywhere at once.
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--- #89 fediverse/5602 ---
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"so wait why can't we go outside again"
"I'm huuuuungry"
girl we just ate
"I'm tired"
girl it's like 10am
"can we snuggle?"
yeah okay.
that's why haha
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--- #90 fediverse/6320 ---
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│ CW: cannabis-mentioned-some-random-portion-of-everything-I-say-mentioned │
└──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
ask an llm what a crazy man thinks
https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/words/words dot peehdeff
I actually think I'm sane btw
I just smoke a lot of weed
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--- #91 fediverse/1502 ---
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@user-1010
kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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how do I keep finding myself here. it's like I wake up in some new fingers and
think "woh, vavadane" and then start itching my bored keys.
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cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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--- #94 fediverse/3646 ---
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@user-138
they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #95 fediverse/3571 ---
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│ CW: re: pol-tential-economics │
└───────────────────────────────┘
@user-1074
all things are intermediate steps, from yesterday to tomorrow.
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--- #96 fediverse/5530 ---
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│ CW: cannabis-mentioned-communism-mentioned │
└────────────────────────────────────────────┘
I literally want two things in my life:
to be able to be high 24/7 without being inebriated and without suffering ill
effects unless I want them
communism
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--- #97 fediverse/6371 ---
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may they pass on my hard drives as read-only memories like ashes on a shelf or
stories of most wealth
I hope I reconnect with all my old signal contacts. wonder what they're up to.
I bet they're cool now. ;)
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gonna take a shower and a nap. ttyl 🥰
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what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
while they do goth girl things
then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
if sleep won't come I'll write down the thoughts that are keeping me up. that
usually makes it easier.
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Many autistic people will identify one particular way to do things and then be
only capable of doing it that way. Like, falling asleep on the left side with
their legs just so, and never learning any other ways to sleep on. But what
happens if for example they are wounded in the arm they rest upon? They would
have impaired sleeping capabilities! Not ideal.
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--- #102 fediverse/2668 ---
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@user-570
what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #103 fediverse/1998 ---
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│ CW: food-mentioned-kinda-cursed │
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can you imagine if cows made cheese instead of milk
and you had to squeeze it out of their udders like easy-cheeze
[why would you say such a thing]
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using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #105 fediverse/3478 ---
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@user-1538
the night is short, walk on girl is about a girl walking around on a saturday
night and getting old people drunk
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--- #106 messages/399 ---
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The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
can understand and work with.
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--- #107 fediverse/4744 ---
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│ CW: cat-mentioned │
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me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
puke, okay?"
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--- #108 fediverse/2842 ---
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│ CW: re: yelling-scary │
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@user-1208
weeks, then?
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--- #109 fediverse/5209 ---
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fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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--- #110 fediverse/1414 ---
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│ CW: cursed-strange-weird-gardening-tip │
└────────────────────────────────────────┘
they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
and cucumbers
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--- #111 fediverse/841 ---
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│ CW: politics │
└──────────────────────┘
universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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--- #112 fediverse/938 ---
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@user-649
same... sometimes it feels like I step on toes that I didn't know existed! I
got tired of walking on egg shells so now I just try and religiously put
content warnings on things that feel intense.
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--- #113 fediverse/6242 ---
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My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #114 fediverse/4782 ---
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brb gonna take a nap and play some video games for a couple whenevers, hope I
was useful
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--- #115 fediverse/143 ---
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@user-78 I thought it was thursday :O
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--- #116 fediverse/5254 ---
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│ CW: witch-posting │
└──────────────────────┘
I feel more of a hunger for cackling than I do thirst for food
like a MADWOMAN or a witch who has certain magical powers, unbeknownst to any
but the spirit who follows her my dears.
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--- #117 messages/483 ---
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #118 fediverse/1112 ---
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@user-78
elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #119 fediverse/4495 ---
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│ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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--- #120 fediverse/19 ---
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@user-28 I think about this a lot
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--- #121 fediverse/1932 ---
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└──────────────────────┘
candy should be medicine to soothe the soul, not snacks
...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #122 fediverse/110 ---
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@user-95 monday is as reasonable of a day to start the universe as any,
wouldn't you think? it is the beginning of the week, after all.
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--- #123 fediverse/4472 ---
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slow and steady wins the race, but most people are sleeping at the starting
line.
wake them up. show them how radical a "normal" person can be. if they see
themselves in you, they can emulate what you do.
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--- #124 fediverse/1749 ---
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"eat food, dearest one. Tea has no calories."
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I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
cool people and places and things... alas
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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@user-192 @user-763
omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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[Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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would you feet a cat at your door?
how about a crow?
would you water a dying plant? (don't, they get waterlogged if the soil is
already moist)
what if a dear
what if dear food
what if bear
what if bear food
what if dogpack
what if dogpackfoodtearchompbitepullsavor
I'd feeeed my self but dollars and errands are hard : (
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Blows my mind that for some people, hunger means "go eat right now" instead of
"you are low on fuel"
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one sec gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
lemme think
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--- #134 fediverse/5603 ---
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I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my
visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME
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you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it.
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Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
information presented to me.
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I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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I wonder how many people hate me?
silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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--- #139 fediverse/3405 ---
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on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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--- #140 fediverse/3611 ---
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I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
package (without seasoning)
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something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
it" or something like that
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@user-245
the abstraction of modern high level languages makes my head spin
:babaw_spin:🌀🥴🌀
I feel like there's so many ways to trip yourself up! Consider me bewildered xD
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my bodyguard leaves me. not that I need one. just... feels comforting
[ooh ooh then what happened next]
my bodyguard leaves me. not that I needed one... just, felt comforting.
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
I got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
I got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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"girl why do you talk"
girl why do you listen
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--- #147 fediverse/5924 ---
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@user-192
ocarina of time T.T
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@user-1074
why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
dummies will believe you wink
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Gonna take another nap, last one was only 3 hours long. I'll sleep on my back
this time, or else I'll rest for 3 hours I swear.
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--- #150 fediverse/2166 ---
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@user-192
so... a highway, that connects two locations that don't FEEL distant to most
people because they drive, but which ARE distant to people who suddenly can't
drive
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--- #151 fediverse/3654 ---
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phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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--- #152 fediverse/344 ---
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how can martinelli's taste so good and sparkling water taste so bad?
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but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #154 fediverse/2911 ---
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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--- #156 fediverse/5933 ---
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@user-217
the darkness
how resplendent
would be incomplete
without that present
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--- #157 fediverse/5771 ---
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a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
an excellent breakfast.
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--- #158 fediverse/6208 ---
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@user-246
molybdenum just feels like a fake word
it's so much fun to say though!
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Do you ever wonder why you can't remember anything after being stoned? Why the
words you write down, oh so profound in the moment, turn to silliness and
illusion upon coming off your high mont-vantage? Of course, dear reader,
because all things are defined in waves.
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I FEEL NAKED
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I bet if you put me and my cat next to a glass wall with a cougar inside after
a while that big cat would be domesticated
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--- #162 fediverse/2130 ---
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nuts wait hang on ummmm how about FIST
[2020 occurs]
whoa worst year ever. Okay, um...
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everyone's paying attention to you Ritz, why are you self destructing?
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--- #164 fediverse/2579 ---
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bodyguards, not linebackers
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why am i here T.T
oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
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OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
strikes back part twoooooo
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when you're alone, everything that happens to you is personal.
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I can tell when I'm overbooked when I don't have energy to shower every time I
need to go out.
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just got home, my legs are really tired! 😋
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--- #170 fediverse/978 ---
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@user-699 @user-78
I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
thoughts
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they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
bread that has the crust already cut off
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--- #172 fediverse/354 ---
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@user-258
do pickles count as a fluid?
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--- #173 fediverse/3276 ---
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why does eggnog taste American to me???
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--- #174 fediverse/2290 ---
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@user-1153
congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
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@user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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--- #176 fediverse/5103 ---
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di ba di de waziwa
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I made this the day after my friend weevil slept in my bed next to my massive
stuffed tiger based on a dream I had
"wow it's so lifelike and realistic
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--- #178 fediverse/2286 ---
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... dangit, these sandwiches are getting kinda gross. Guess I'm gonna have to
eat them myself, which, uh... idk what I expected xD
sometimes you just have all this energy, right? and you don't know what to do
with it, so... sandwiches. And hey, sandwiches are cool, they're a pretty neat
anti-hunger tool! but uhhhh idk if I really want to eat six whole sandwiches
myself. I'm gonna do it though hehe wish me luck [ding] ah nuts my rice and
beans are done, hang on lemme eat those first
[passes out from exhaustion]
exhaustion can be cured with a nap
exertion can be cured with water and a few rest days
trauma can be allayed for at least a few days with soul food and compassion.
maybe laughter too, depending on the mood.
fear can be bolstered with a smile, a wink, and a courageous act,
and loss is just change you didn't consent to.
they won't consent too, so let's give them some change to tolerate.
[internally salivating over all the piles of weaponry that I envision them
surrendering]
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--- #179 fediverse/2551 ---
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│ CW: dogs-mentioned-x7 │
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dogdogdogdogdogdogdog
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goodnight ...zzzZZZzzz...
don't push when sleep
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if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
that you do,
leave that situation
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--- #182 fediverse/2494 ---
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@user-1274
sometimes is often all you need!
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--- #183 fediverse/2260 ---
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cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
eat your vegetables when you can.
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--- #184 fediverse/3119 ---
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when I get up,
I feel as if
if I got up
my bones would leave my flesh behind
to look for work to find
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@user-398
you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
this hill
(jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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whoops, forgot to post these all at once last night. Here ya go
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--- #187 fediverse_boost/6405 ---
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
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why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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@user-979 @user-980
they do it for power.
power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
evil.
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how cherished. how divine.
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they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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@user-1074
yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #196 fediverse/5414 ---
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the spirits are telling me to hang out with homeless people and do fentanyl
again.
haha weird, gonna try resisting that if I can.
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queer computer touchers, check
catboys/girls, check
furries, check
robots, check
... where are the vampires at?
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whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe
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I don't know who needs to hear this after staying up all night driving, but
it's ideal to get where you're going with at least a day to rest. The body can
only do so much, and isn't it better to be fresh?
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@user-217
big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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