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 I realized that script was bugged, so... here's a better one. Plus a fun run
 script too!#!/bin/bash
 set -euo pipefail
 
 DIR="/home/ritz/programming/chapel/language-files"
 VER="2.1.0"
 FIL="chapel-${VER}.tar.gz"
 URL="https://github.com/chapel-lang/chapel/releases/download/${VER}/${FIL}"
 NUM_THREADS="16"
 
 touch     ${DIR}/files
 rm    -dr ${DIR}/files
 mkdir -p  ${DIR}/files
 
 wget --output-document ${DIR}/${FIL} ${URL}
 
 tar xf ${FIL} --directory=${DIR}/files
 rm ${FIL}
 
 cd ${DIR}/files/chapel-${VER}
 
    export CHPL_LLVM=system
    source ${DIR}/files/chapel-${VER}/util/setchplenv.bash
 
    make -j${NUM_THREADS}
 
 
    echo "now testing, to validate LLVM configuration as suggested in the docs:"
    chpl "./examples/hello3-datapar.chpl"
    ./hello3-datapar
 
    echo "the chapel programming language is now fully installed! Have fun!"
 
 cd -
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 #!/bin/bash
 set -euo pipefail
 
 CHAPEL_DIR="/home/ritz/programming/chapel"
 COMPILER_DIR="${CHAPEL_DIR}/language-files/files/chapel-2.1.0"
 PROJECT_DIR="${CHAPEL_DIR}/projects/practice"
 SOURCE_DIR="${PROJECT_DIR}/src"
 
 clear
 
 cd "${COMPILER_DIR}" > /dev/null
    export CHPL_LLVM=system
    source "${COMPILER_DIR}/util/setchplenv.bash" > /dev/null
 cd - > /dev/null
 
 cd "${PROJECT_DIR}" > /dev/null
    echo "compiling..."
    chpl "${SOURCE_DIR}/main.chpl"
    clear
    ./main
 cd - > /dev/null
 
 
 you should update the directories at the top yourself, of course. And give it
 a cursory glance to make sure it works on your setup.
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 @user-570 
 
 that's not actually my script, here's the real one:#!/bin/bash
 
 alias cd="cd-improved"
 
 function cd-improved(){
 
     if [ "${1}" = "..." ] ; then
         builtin cd .. && builtin cd ..
     elif [ "${1}" = "...." ] ; then
         builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. && builtin cd ..
     elif [ "${1}" = "....." ] ; then
         builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. && builtin cd ..
         && builtin cd ..
 
     elif [ -d "./${1}" ] ; then
         local target_dir="./${1}"
 
     elif [ "${1}" = "cdir" ] ; then
         local target_dir="$(tail -n 1 '/home/ritz/scripts/.cdir-target')"
         echo ${target_dir}
 
 
     else
         local target_dir="${1}"
     fi
 
     if [ ! "${2}" = '--no-ls' ] ; then
         builtin cd "${target_dir}" && ls -v --color=auto
     else
         builtin cd "${target_dir}"
     fi
 }
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 @user-1074 
 
 I realized there might be a lot of configuration required. Oh well here ya go:
 
 https://pastebin.com/x40VXQnH
 
 https://pastebin.com/H5C4umWq
 
 https://pastebin.com/dgDeS5Xu
 
 https://pastebin.com/JCLrwF1z
 
 https://pastebin.com/As6diaYc
 
 https://pastebin.com/0vwzJUW4
 
 https://pastebin.com/jPKeV7D1
 
 dependencies are dkjson.lua (included), bash, lua, luahpdf, and libharu.
 
 throw that all in a directory and point an AI tool at it. Or just do it
 yourself and waste an hour or three on something a computer can do in 2
 minutes.
 
 good luck it looks like this when it's done:
picture of a document with algorithmically generated art picture of a document with algorithmically generated art picture of a document with algorithmically generated art picture of a document with algorithmically generated art
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 Lua is the most fun language to write code in! The reason is because it's so     │
 simple, it distills programming down to it's basics, and there's very few        │
 surprises. Plus, you can use it like a bash script, meaning it's great for       │
 writing little utilities.                                                        │
 why are we so attached to monolithic massive programs without shared memory?     │
 we could just write to the hard drive by file.io'ing a file and opening it       │
 later in a different program. What's the deal with databases, whatever           │
 happened to just loading things into a datastructure?                            │
 oh, is your filesize too massive? what if we redundancied and abstracted and     │
 concentrically inter-co-acted and thus our familiar forces are defined.          │
 who are your true foes, in [checks notes] computer programming? um, probably     │
 complexity, probably logical incongruities, probably                             │
 future-technical-debt-style incomprehensibilities, probably stuff that doesn't   │
 really have anything to do with the hardware but instead is mostly software.     │
 essentially, organization, but done on a whim.                                   │
 "but $?"                                                                         │
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 I love writing installation scripts like this!
 
 If you want to install something on Linux but you have difficulty, talk to me
 and I'll write you a script like this. I might even make it fancier.
 
 This one installs a programming language that is useful for parallel computing
 across multiple clusters of computers which could be useful if you want to
 leverage multiple CPUs and GPUs with ease to compute tasks which are far
 beyond a normal computer.
 
 https://chapel-lang.org/download.html
An installation script for the Chapel programming language.  I don't imagine it'd be very useful to hear the program read out-loud, but if it would be interesting to hear, then feel free to ask.
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 @user-192                                                                        │
 step one, doesn't it suck how we have to mount drives                            │
 part two, gee I sure wish networking was easier than building packets in C and   │
 pushing them over IP/TCP                                                         │
 section three, what if every user logged in to the same system of environments   │
 and kept all their data to themselves while contributing compute to various      │
 valuable processing processes like windfall calculations and population          │
 density administrations                                                          │
 book four, I wish I didn't have to type -p now when telling my computer          │
 goodnight, I should write a script that solves that in like 4 lines two of       │
 which are empty                                                                  │
 what about five, where they talk about sourcing functions?                       │
 I like to use recursion - calling my own functions inside of my own bash         │
 scripts                                                                          │
 "something something modularity" okay docker bro like I'd really package up      │
 anything that I'm working on                                                     │
 I mean really who really cares about how I set up the infrastructure of my       │
 system. it's gonna be unique to each person's memory of setting it up anyway,    │
 so why bother with "standardization"                                             │
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 @user-203 
 
 That's what the GPU is for!
 
 Too bad programming GPUs is unnecessarily arcane.
 
 I've recently been into this programming language called "Chapel" because it
 abstracts away most of the complexity surrounding multiprocessor code (unless
 you want to go deeper and more specific, in which case it allows you to do so)
 
 https://chapel-lang.org/blog/posts/intro-to-gpus/
 
 Also distributed computing, which is totes the future, just sayin'
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 seriously, just google docs mixed with WC3 editor.                               │
 boom, infinite storytelling device. As long as you were good with it, which      │
 was something that a CHILD could learn in like 3-6 months.                       │
 Seems like it could be an ENTIRELY NEW SKILL that people could play with.        │
 But no, we learn excel and word in class at middle school.                       │
 boring.                                                                          │
 I'd rather learn Bash or terminal customization or memory hierarchy              │
 organization.                                                                    │
 Yeah I mean that's cool but dude have you heard of multithreading? It's so       │
 cool, you can run like 500 different thoughts at once. It's amazing.             │
 ... I dunno, but I'm sure there's times when you'd want to use it. Like,         │
 processing a lot of data little-by-little.                                       │
 like, what if you had a camera feed of EVERY social media perspective AT ALL     │
 TIMES. Like, an instance admin streaming your inputted text to their databanks   │
 that they can project onto an LLM which interprets and identifies mis-aligned    │
 or altered direction units and mark them as "flagged", whatever that means,      │
 for their future the algorithm doesn'                                            │
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 anytime I want to do something new on my computer, I write a bash script.
 
 if I forgot how to do the thing, I spend time meandering about my
 file-directory-system. If I don't find it, that's okay, because all I have to
 do is keep looking until I stumble upon it.
 
 kinda makes me wish I had an LLM who managed the operating system and named
 files with long-and-descriptive titles while taking in as context the general
 eternal prompt stored in ~/.claude.md or wherever
 
 --> /home/ritz/programs/cloud-code/
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 @user-1707 
 
 hey, I'm working on a project. Might need some python, I tend to prefer Lua
 but it's pretty similar. It uses fediverse software and cheap hardware, think
 raspberry pi's except risc-v
 
 also it might use distributed local LLMs not to generate text, that's garbo
 and lame and stupid. Instead it uses them to transform text, maybe even
 translate text, into a more summarized form. Intentionally losing data, like a
 jpeg compression but for text.
 
 Might need some python for that. To glue it all together. The "distributed"
 part is a whitelist, so we'd need to write that too. Various small little
 utilities like that for connectivity.
 
 oh also there's a one-way ethernet cable that connects two of the boards so
 we'd need to store some information (easy) and send some UDP packets (hard)
 
 anyway it's pretty neat, lmk if you want my contact details and I can tell you
 about it. I might even be able to pay you.
 
 (everything open source, no telemetry, no backdoors, everything private is
 encrypted, etc etc)
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 ah but are you really armed in the first place if everything you do has to be    │
 googled or stack-overflowed first                                                │
 are you really armed if every web page request goes through their                │
 infrastructure                                                                   │
 are you really armed if every page downloaded is directed to by their DNS        │
 perhaps it's the illusion of power that gives Linux it's attraction to nerds     │
 such as we. Perhaps we feel powerful by bash scripting a few things together     │
 and making some program that does some thing. Maybe the idea that the            │
 machinery is open and clear is what compels us to use it without fear, though    │
 as far as we can hear there's nothing about it that makes sense.                 │
 I guess that's why they teach Linux in school, so that our elementary            │
 interactions with the computers that comprise our future existence will make     │
 sense to us as children.                                                         │
 ... wait they don't do that, do they? kids get chromebooks, or didn't you        │
 hear, they're always putting boogers in the CD trays and breaking their LCD      │
 displays, much better to just start fresh                                        │
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 the most important skill I can think of for a linux software engineer is the
 ability to connect multiple systems together and turn windows and macintosh
 devices into Linux devices so that datacenters can be built out of whatever's
 on the around.
 
 there's this programming language I like called Chapel for distributed
 computation computing which is also cool, if you're more of the programming
 type.
 
 networking security I believe often has hardware solutions, so getting the
 crypto-graphy boys and the PCB girls together to work on some jams is a good
 and productively useful gathering of insightful events
 
 "but ritz computers should only be used to solve problems that people have,
 not make more problems!" ah yes but have you considered that problems find
 you, and the computers help you work through them
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 @user-226 
 
 especially if you teach them how to use the terminal.
 
 the amount of problems I could solve increased exponentially once I learned
 basic python and BASH.
 
 I love using "tldr", which is a summarizer for man pages. You can use it to
 store custom notes (and import some from the community) which show you how to
 complete common tasks. It's so nice when you can see the options laid out in
 use right there for you whenever you type "tldr " - I personally use
 "tealdeer" which is a tldr browser written in Rust. It's pretty nice because
 you can write a note for yourself every time you solve a particular problem,
 and then if you ever need to do it again it's there for you, easy to access.
 
 of course, if your problem isn't listed, that's okay. That's what the man
 pages are for. As long as you teach them how to search with \/ they can find
 anything. Especially the \/-f[space] trick, to search for the -f flag for
 example.
 
 some organizers won't need the terminal, some will. if they pay attention,
 great!
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 @user-1159 
 
 AKA giving a puppy murder-bot a narrative that it executes as if it was a
 puppy-person engaging with a loosely interpreted sequence of events as
 described by the continually updating logs provided by the image transcription
 camera device. Refererencing of course a memory bank, which may-or-may-not be
 in read-only-memory. It doesn't know, of course, how could an LLM tell you how
 it shows text on the screen (like, through a website, through the terminal,
 through a text message, through discord, through Telegram, through
 text-to-voice transcription applications pretending to be your mom, etc)
 
 errrr I mean look how cute he is! He loves you, yes he does, such a good
 person yes you are, oh? me? I'M A GOOD BOY? NO WAY that's the best thing I've
 ever heard! Wow! I never want to leave your side, please don't go to work!
 Look how sad I am, don't you think you should quit and move to the forest
 where I can be charged by solar panels and keep the countryside clear of
 ravenous ducks and pigeons 4you?
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 what if we got together and adopted a new open source project every month and
 just collectively worked around the clock to learn and work through the
 important problems facing it
 
 or even like, cleared out the backlog of stupid pointless boring tasks that
 would allow the developers to work on something better
 
 call it the wandering parade of development 
 
 could give us some experience organizing small, short-term projects to
 accomplish specific goals and tasks in an ad-hoc way that relied less upon
 procedure and more on "I think so-and-so knows something about that, they were
 looking into those files and posted a breakdown of how they work yesterday"
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 I love programming!! Currently working on learning decentralized and GPU
 oriented computing. It's lots of fun! Plus Bash is a great language, it's not
 funky or hacky at all. Just a great language. Haha suuuuch a great thing to
 play with.
 
 But GPUs are legitimately cool, aside from Bash's purported funkiness /
 hackiness. You can do all kinds of cool things at scale that just don't make
 sense up close.
 
 EDIT: oops sorry forgot the content warning
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 @user-138 
 
 wao I'm a cool kid _^
 
 Hmmmm I googled "Network: file exists" and got this link:
 https://access.redhat.com/solutions/1340713
 
 my understanding of that is that maybe you're creating static routes, and for
 some reason you're trying to create one that already exists? Maybe there's
 something in your .bashrc config, if the file appears when you open a
 terminal, or perhaps if it appears randomly then maybe there's a service or
 something that's doing it.
 
 Did you say it stopped when you swapped sim cards? ... on your phone? that's
 bizzare... Maybe you were trying to create an ip route (whatever that is) that
 was pointing to the same ip address as your phone? and when you swapped sims
 it changed the ip address? If it appears again, maybe try setting static IP
 addresses for both the phone and the computer in your router settings and see
 if that fixes it. Though if you've ever seen the error while out and about at
 like, a coffee shop or library or whatever, then that wouldn't apply since the
 router is only for home base...
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 @user-1461                                                                       │
 I'm best at Bash.                                                                │
 I'm most capable with Lua.                                                       │
 My favorite is C.                                                                │
 I'm not a good programmer, I think too hard. Massive systems are too large for   │
 me. I like laying out data, whether that be by files and programs in Bash,       │
 arrays and tables in Lua, or memory and datatypes in C, I like to think about    │
 how programs are constructed.                                                    │
 Which functions point to which piles of numbers? what do they do when they get   │
 there?                                                                           │
 I think I'm better as an artist. But I can do systems administration quite       │
 well (with Bash and a guiding hand telling me what and why to do)                │
 ... though I kinda suck at technical sysadmin, like Gentoo. There's too much     │
 terminology - why is data too complicated? Just use data!                        │
 anyway. I sound opinionated, but I listen closely to good arguments and          │
 quickly change my tune when I am incorrected. I am a team player, and I firmly   │
 believe that sometimes a bad plan executed with cohesion and precision is        │
 better than the best play executed too late and with too little strength.        │
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 I really do believe that you can write any computer program you'd like with a
 combination of Lua, Bash, and C.
 
 Bash to start the program and enable updates / configuration, Lua to handle
 the scripting and ordering of events, and C (or Rust) to execute performance
 intensive sections. (often in their own threads)
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 I wrote a script which scrapes every issue of Nintendo Power from a neat and
 cool archive.
 
 please don't use it all at once#!/bin/bash
 
 set -euo pipefail
 
 sleep_duration=5
 DIR="/home/ritz/documents/nintendo-power"
 touch "${DIR}/download-bookmark"
 bookmark=$(cat ${DIR}/download-bookmark)
 
 for i in $(seq ${bookmark} 285);
 do
    echo "sleeping before downloading number ${i}"
    sleep ${sleep_duration}
 
    formatted_number=$(printf "%03d" ${i})
    wget "https://myrient.erista.me/files/Miscellaneous/Nintendo Power Issues
    1-285/Nintendo Power Issue ${formatted_number}.cbr"
    rm           ${DIR}/download-bookmark
    touch        ${DIR}/download-bookmark
    echo ${i} >> ${DIR}/download-bookmark
 done
A short 20 line script which downloads every issue of Nintendo Power.
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