=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 every time I search the internet for a solution to a linux problem I have to
 do add -ubuntu to the end of the search query
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/5069 ---
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 if you have problems with games on linux, I can help you install it
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--- #2 fediverse/1246 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 hehe if I don't understand how it works it's difficult for me to use things.
 My Linux friends get so exasperated with me because I'm like "cool script
 gimme like 2 days to figure it out" and they're like "bro just use these
 flags" and I'm like "no"
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--- #3 fediverse/1616 ---
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 they say learning Linux is hard, but it's the only free operating system so
 really it's a question of learning Linux now, when you have time, or later,
 when you're busy.
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--- #4 fediverse_boost/6017 ---
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  Linux admins when they have to use Windows: :/                              
                                                                              
  Windows admins when they have to use Linux: :\                              
  
                                                            
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--- #5 fediverse/2622 ---
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 what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
 output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
 
 WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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--- #6 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #7 fediverse/5928 ---
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 what the heck is yocto and why do I need to learn how to use it to create a
 custom linux distribution for embedded devices??
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--- #8 fediverse/3668 ---
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 setting up an SSH server is like a rite of passage for Linux administrators
 
 (notice I didn't say users, you can't use linux, only administer it)
 
 ... I'm having trouble with my rites >.>
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--- #9 fediverse/1610 ---
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 @user-1040 
 
 that's by design so they don't hop over to Linux
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--- #10 fediverse/2040 ---
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 Everytime I unblock reddit in /etc/hosts because I need a particular search
 result when looking for something obscure on the internet I end up spending
 like 3 hours scrolling. Howwwww do I lack this much self control T.T
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--- #11 fediverse/3907 ---
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 kinda wanna make a linux distro that has all the capabilities of a GUI distro
 and isn't so minimal (like screen recording, calculator, screenshot, wifi
 manager, etc etc) but with i3 instead of a desktop.
 
 they could literally just be symlinks (shortcuts) to scripts that are in your
 /usr/bin or whatever directory
 
 seriously it's not like there's THAT many ways to use ffmpeg, why not just
 write a script for them? that's what you're going to do when you use it for
 the first time, anyway, so...
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--- #12 fediverse/5873 ---
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 "the problem with linux is you have to spend part of the program just...
 interacting with the filesystem. like, where is their /usr/bin file? (oh it's
 called a directory over there, my bad) weird they put their config over here
 (what language is that written in?) uhhhh I don't know much about localization
 settings (-- two computers on a botnet --)
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--- #13 fediverse/466 ---
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 I love Linux. All I have to do is type "authserver" and "worldserver" and
 wouldn't you know it suddenly a universe is created (with very constrained
 rules) that anyone might inhabit should they desire to. It's not like I'm
 perfect - oh wait I have a toot about that, gimme a sec
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--- #14 fediverse/1762 ---
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 This was the first bash script I ever wrote.
 
 It's been updated a little, it was a bash alias first, but this is what it
 looks like now.
 
 Kinda shows what kinds of problems I needed to solve most.
A bash script that plays a random episode of Adventure Time from a terminal.
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--- #15 messages/939 ---
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 oh see yeah now it's running on linux
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--- #16 messages/181 ---
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 I know you don't want to hear this, but there is a chance that there will come
 a time where your life depends on your ability to debug a computer without the
 internet. To set up an SSH server. To install Linux. To program in C. To do
 something else that I'm not prepared for... If StackOverflow didn't exist
 because network connectivity has been lost, could you remember syntax? Maybe
 it's a good idea to set up a local LLM that can answer basic questions about
 technology. Maybe it's a good idea to set up on your parents computer, just in
 case you have to hide out there for a couple months. Maybe it's a good idea to
 download wikipedia, just in case.
 
 If I need to use a mac, I'm screwed
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--- #17 fediverse/31 ---
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 @user-33 i also like linux
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--- #18 fediverse_boost/5464 ---
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  Instead of using butter with your garlic bread, you should switch to Linux. You can set up a virtual machine to try out various distros to see which one works best for your needs.  
  
                                                            
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--- #19 fediverse/4720 ---
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 @user-882 
 
 it's a security hole though
 
 yeah... there ya go...
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--- #20 fediverse/2120 ---
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 sometimes I think performing my art was just an excuse to use Linux. At least,
 some of my art.
 
 But hey, I'm not complaining, it's awesome.
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