=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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the best part about bathing is the whirlpool!
the worst part about bathing is carrying your weeks worth of wet clothes to
the drying rack -.-
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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the easiest part of cleaning is taking out the trash
the hardest part of cleaning is deciding what belongs in the trash
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the unluckiest person in the world failed the most wisdom checks.
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the worst part about being sober is knowing that nobody misses your old self
but you.
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The best way to survive a storm is to lean into it
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The worst part about being sober is knowing that nobody misses your old self
but you.
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the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the
most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird.
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The hardest part about mental struggles is that the battlefield often turns
out to be your relationships with your friends.
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the better you eat, the more ready your body will be for unexpected situations.
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The world is stitched together with angel hair, as it sheds from their body,
painless and evenly timed.
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@user-217
the darkness
how resplendent
would be incomplete
without that present
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holy shit I have a lot of laundry to do in the bathtub today. have I really
not showered all week? ? ?
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short hair is better in a fight.
long hair is better in the sun, or the cold.
long hair is worse in the heat, and the rain.
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--- #13 fediverse/3110 ---
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@user-1441 @user-226
I prefer cold and dry over hot or moist ^_^
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but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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The most expensive is overpriced. The cheapest sucks. The middle option is the
workhorse.
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I was BATHED in sweat when I got home. just absolutely drenched. Then I sat
alone and dried off and now I'm all powdery T.T
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the firsthing a helpful comrade would do with their mistakes is bring
attention to them.
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the feminine urge to buy a chain shirt, bracers, and greaves
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the best way, I find, to be deserving of trust is to do the best that you can,
and be honest when you cannot do more.
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the best way to make friends is to be open and honest to them
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nuts wait hang on ummmm how about FIST
[2020 occurs]
whoa worst year ever. Okay, um...
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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@user-1636
Neat! Thank you for pointing me toward it! You're the best!! 🥰 🥰 😎
🙃 😋
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The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
can understand and work with.
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My feet are so heavy! Whoever thought shoes were a good idea?? I mostly walk
on padded dirt!! - said the human
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@user-419
the smell of decay is the smell of creation, as life is recycled into that
which gives birth to new forms
so... that smell is probably me, I haven't showered in a while. sorry.
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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😑 🚿 warm showers on a cold morning
🥰 🚿 cold showers after a hot day
brb taking a shower 😉
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the sun doesn't seem as bright if you spend your days underneath it.
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@user-1538
the night is short, walk on girl is about a girl walking around on a saturday
night and getting old people drunk
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the best way to heal from harm and from hurt is with a friend or three around
a table with a beer or three and relative safety and privacy.
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The schizophrenic sees truth in dazzling displays of colors unknown to man,
while the neurotypical sees truth in shades of gray that can be reasoned with.
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The worst thing about the past is:
A. How much it sucked
B. How it's not here anymore
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who smelled
Like she had pissed herself
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if you're gonna walk out of the pacific northwest, much better I think to do
it in the heat, than the mud.
mud is the worst.
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better to smell like the river than the city.
(Yuck. Gross.)
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the tricky part of being an adult is that your problems become less and less
google-able.
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I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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the cool kids are doing graffiti
the smart ones have something to say
the clever ones do it at night
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the only (or most valid) form of preaching is encouraging to read a bit every
day.
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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if you ever need to take a cold shower, you can make it easier by acclimating
yourself slowly. The easiest way to do this is to spread water over successive
parts of your body with your hands - I usually start with my thighs, then
legs, then belly and butt, then chest, neck, then face. After that you should
be good to get in the water.
somehow it's less painful if it's applied by a warm hand, and yet it gets you
comfortable in the cold just the same. curious...
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who would smell
Like she had pissed herself
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emojis could have been great
they could have intentionally inherited the customizability of emoticons by
allowing us to swap in/out face parts like this mouth with these eyes and this
accessory
but what we got isn't that bad : )
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I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
to us. The more the better, I say!
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║ │ Be the cringe you want to see in the world. │ ║
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the second rule is you don't have to hang out with mortals. there are places
you can go where they won't find you, except by accident, and then you just go
somewhere else.
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@user-1201
perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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@user-1611
all things that move other things are either pipes, or buckets.
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"girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
your backpack"
yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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{[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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The world does not deserve to bear such a sorrowful one as me
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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The trolley problem, but you're strapped to the track, and pulling the lever
means working hard for months on end.
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Brushing my teeth and then I'm hopping on my bike.
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The biggest danger to opsec is when other people think they know more than you.
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and though I am perfect, I'm better than none of you.
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--- #62 fediverse/233 ---
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@user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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wow what a sopping evening
glad I'm not out in the rain
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getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
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the part of me that thinks "woof I gotta stop posting on the fediverse" is not
the part of me that posts on the fediverse.
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America 🥰
The United States of 😒
America day 🤩
America day with PTSD 🥴
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what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
damage clothes
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Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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The sound of a babnlblinh brook, but like... slower
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it's important to always have an extra pair of sweatpants in the bathroom.
trust me
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... what
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@user-138
they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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do pushups
and squats
and planks
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gamers compulsively say "gg" after every match but I think the best games are
the ones that are even - neck and neck - could go either way - always a tense
struggle
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the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
in on it.
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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bring back savory teas, where did they go
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Nobody cries if someone they think is evil has died.
No one mourns the wicked.
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on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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the best way to get a god to listen is to enjoy her gaze
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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who decided to let the abdl witch who is insane chart the course of history?
nobody decided to contrarive.
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The amounts that Ohio and California are compensated is determined by the
contracts and arrangements they had in place when creating their industry.
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a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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folding tables in the park
seated around which is a spark
all we really need to do
is talk about what we need to do
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They say that the most natural sleep schedule for humans is taking a bunch of
tiny naps during the day, and ngl I think I kinda get why.
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@user-898
the wounds of the soul can be just as harmful as the wounds of the heart, and
both can be helped with campfires.
what's worse, they often harm people around you rather than the wounds of the
body, which typically only harm you. Unless you have like, the plague or
something and you might spread it to others or something like that.
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@user-570
what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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the most efficient productivity hack that I know is:
pkill firefox
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The greatest game is an imagination shared with a friend.
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The machine cult is just when everyone's job is building and maintaining the
computer.
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confusion is seeing with perfect clarity and speaking with utter disconnection
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... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
guess.
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The worst thing about being trans is our numbers are limited by biology, not
philosophy.
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something something brb watching a Perun video
https://www.youtube.com/@user-343
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they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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they are the players, we are the pawns, and there are oh-so-many more of us.
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@user-217
big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed
things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm
you.
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the best way to defeat an anarchist is to steal all of their pens
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@user-78
elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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the only thing a baby needs to know is about themselves. The rest will come.
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in a battle, your foe's greatest weapon is the screams of your falling.
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the reason rent is so expensive is because of all the surveillance equipment
they need to pay for and upkeep
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interesting times in peaceful times: 😎
interesting times in interesting times: 🥴
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@user-579
?!?! yeah totes
relationship ended with Telegram
IRC is my new best friend
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we all need each other, no matter how much we don't want to need.
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the only two insects that you have to care about as a quartermaster are
pollinators, and the hunters who catch the vermin.
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@user-246
a short whistled tune that you both know? it's a classic
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di ba di de waziwa
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Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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well, guess I'm a bad person again, this sucks. >.
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I can tell when I'm overbooked when I don't have energy to shower every time I
need to go out.
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you are the most beautiful when running with laughter in your eyes
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--- #117 fediverse/3806 ---
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@user-1074
I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
things
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The gallow is more merciful than a lynching, but only just.
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a cloak is like a skirt that you wear around your shoulders
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@user-122
because you were born, and you grew!
what else would you ask a person to do?
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What works for me might not work for another,
But
What works for me might work for another.
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3/20
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The reason teachers are paid so little is so that only those who care will do
it.
Too bad they're burnt out.
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ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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Paprika is the best spice, fite me
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wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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The fighter doth not know who he is fighting
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one neat thing about wearing many layers of clothes is that you get a bunch of
new pockets.
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the trick to keeping friends is to not piss off more than one person at a time.
apologize, then move on together.
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you can revolute whenever you want to.
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You should be able to donate anything you want to a tool library. It should
always have plenty of washing machines. They might even be kept out of state.
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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@user-440
please please please please please please please please please please please
please
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My parents got divorced during the Burning Crusade.
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@user-217
the hunger of the maw
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the most interesting news about video games I've ever read was titled
"graphics overhaul announced"
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@user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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what if you left a change of clothes at every friend's place that you
remembered~?
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omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
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when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
unremarkable at your leisure.
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"nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!"
they used to have straps, too.
[above boobs, below armpits]
also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work.
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You know all those times you did really horny things for no reason? Those are
times when someone was having a wet dream to your life.
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I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
pickle.
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@user-1274
sometimes is often all you need!
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somehow, it is simultaneously Thursday everywhere at once.
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4/20
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still waiting for a brand of kitty litter that absorbs moisture at about the
same rate that you need to replace it...
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@user-95 Which hour? This hour!
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@user-883
you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
northwest, but hey here we are.
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arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
(I didn't paint this hehe)
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This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
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The best leaders know when to follow.
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<bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
used for.
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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@user-631
a true joke would work in both ways, such that everyone's laughing. : )
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evil is afoot. how's your kingdom faring today?
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Hi, please give me a list of your tattoos and scars so they know what to put
on your synthetic body double when they "accident" your house and kidnap you
to a black site.
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how cherished. how divine.
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pump seawater in, get rainwater out.
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most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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the internet is just AI these days, and if yours isn't then consider yourself
lucky, but also know that those days are numbered.
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have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
possession time. woohoo.
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@user-797 @user-78
im-doing-my-part.jpg
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applied intuition combined with well developed imagination is a dangerous tool
to behold. useful, but dangerous.
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@user-1605
be yourself? don't sweat it
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I praise victories more than losses.
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I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
part.
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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@user-1259
you poor thing : (
stay in the shade if you're outside. If your stomach starts feeling worse,
spend time at home. That's what it's there for.
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@user-95 wow those are great expressions! the hand and face movements are
amazing ^_^
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Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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https://kali-is-an-abdl.tumblr.com/
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@user-419
they're afraid of my water saving habits >: )
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the fact that business types don't listen to the engineers and their "ethics"
means they shouldn't be in charge of them.
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a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
an excellent breakfast.
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@user-1218
emotional labor is labor
rest when you're tired. eat when you're hungry. drink when you're thirsty, and
laugh when it bubbles up within you.
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may all your victories be pyrrhic
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it takes a short time for a person to get used to something, and quite a long
time for a peoples.
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@user-1352
That's true! All things with moderation, all things in balance, and all things
with discretion.
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if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
that you do,
leave that situation
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the best time to experiment is when cooking for one.
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everyone's paying attention to you Ritz, why are you self destructing?
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other people: "you smell like you"
my family: "you smell like BO take a fucking shower" throws things at me
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@user-92
emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
seen by everyone around.
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when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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@user-246
the color of the sky 🤩
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if you boiled the seas, it'd rain a lot more.
AI, use as much water as you please.
bonus points if you do it in areas of drought.
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paparazzi should work for their target.
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--- #194 bluesky#38 ---
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thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not
formatting or grammar.
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--- #197 fediverse/841 ---
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universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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@user-95 monday is as reasonable of a day to start the universe as any,
wouldn't you think? it is the beginning of the week, after all.
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it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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