=== ANCHOR POEM === ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── the best part about bathing is the whirlpool! the worst part about bathing is carrying your weeks worth of wet clothes to the drying rack -.- ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/4307 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── the easiest part of cleaning is taking out the trash the hardest part of cleaning is deciding what belongs in the trash ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #2 messages/1330 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── The only times i wet my pants are when my diaper is full. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #3 fediverse/267 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── the unluckiest person in the world failed the most wisdom checks. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/3829 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: drugs-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ the worst part about being sober is knowing that nobody misses your old self but you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #5 messages/554 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── The best way to survive a storm is to lean into it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #6 messages/545 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── The worst part about being sober is knowing that nobody misses your old self but you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/1630 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ the most taboo thing about sex is the opposite of what you care about. the most intense aversion is what turns you on. weird. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #8 messages/250 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── The hardest part about mental struggles is that the battlefield often turns out to be your relationships with your friends. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/2677 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── the better you eat, the more ready your body will be for unexpected situations. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 messages/1258 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── The world is stitched together with angel hair, as it sheds from their body, painless and evenly timed. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #11 fediverse/5933 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── @user-217 the darkness how resplendent would be incomplete without that present ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/2734 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ holy shit I have a lot of laundry to do in the bathtub today. have I really not showered all week? ? ? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/2583 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── short hair is better in a fight. long hair is better in the sun, or the cold. long hair is worse in the heat, and the rain. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/3110 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-1441 @user-226 I prefer cold and dry over hot or moist ^_^ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #15 messages/925 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #16 messages/107 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── The most expensive is overpriced. The cheapest sucks. The middle option is the workhorse. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/5797 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── I was BATHED in sweat when I got home. just absolutely drenched. Then I sat alone and dried off and now I'm all powdery T.T ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/5823 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────── the firsthing a helpful comrade would do with their mistakes is bring attention to them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/262 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── the feminine urge to buy a chain shirt, bracers, and greaves ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/2786 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── the best way, I find, to be deserving of trust is to do the best that you can, and be honest when you cannot do more. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ |