=== ANCHOR POEM === ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-246 yeah that's just called being a jerk! what a jerk! did that happen to you? I'm mad at this imaginary jerk you put in my head! xD ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/2412 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-1209 @user-1262 just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha - imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just means you don't wanna be in her way =P ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/5888 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ what a fuckin' narcissist she spoke self referentially. I'm not a narcissist! what a jerk she spoke self referentially ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/829 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/6091 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ me as a kid: "fuck you mom I'm not unloading the dishwasher it's my sister's turn" me now: what if I did your dishes for you uwu ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘ --- #5 fediverse/2699 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: nazis-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ where the fuck are these nazis I swear I would punch them but all I see are people wearing bland colors that wouldn't imply a particular political affiliation meanwhile I wear red, black, and blue every time I go to the city and nobody punches me so ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/3290 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #7 messages/481 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/1306 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Insightful meme, but arguably could be politically charged │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-883 and they call me mad! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/2523 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── I just want to stress that most people know more than me slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/2697 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-1322 my god is kind. I am the resentful one, and I spite only myself. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/1908 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-1100 @user-1074 haha what the fuck ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/1071 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: mental-health-fighting │ └────────────────────────────┘ you're allowed to be pissed at someone without being accused of splitting on them ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/3072 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: details for those who don't know and are curious │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-246 That's ridiculous! They wouldn't even let you hand deliver them? Why wouldn't copies suffice! They should have all that information on file already! I'm fuming >: ( ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/1293 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: fedi meta, the bad space, fediblock, misleading and untrue cw, uspol, speedrunning discourse, industrial revolution, aquarium tips │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-921 where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking about ... are you talking about me [silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/3809 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: violence-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ "Ritz, we love you, but you're fucking stupid, so we're gonna have to break your legs now." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/3150 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ I fucking hate how games give dopamine they're so much more educational than that. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/3776 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're doing K's that you have at least four ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/1950 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── I honestly don't care if someone deadnames me, or calls me the wrong pronouns, or forgets to put me in the girl section, or asks me to sing baritone like... I don't give a shit, why are you so worried about all this vapid nonsense like yeah I get it, being disrespected sucks but like... why do you want the kind of respect that is a forced platitude we could all do with being a bit more radical, it's not a race and everyone's roles are important. Be yourself, and follow people you want to be like. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/5482 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned-militaries-mentioned │ └────────────────────────────────────────────┘ when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is to just... use it. ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs? I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/4572 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── goodnight, people-who-all-agree-with-me-but-who-I-still-rant-to-anyway-because-I'm-full-of -rage, talk to you tomorrow. or whenever. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ |