=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 you're allowed to be pissed at someone without being accused of splitting on
 them
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 messages/482 ---
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 I am indescribably furious right now
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--- #2 fediverse/2697 ---
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 @user-1322 
 
 my god is kind.
 
 I am the resentful one, and I spite only myself.
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--- #3 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #4 fediverse/704 ---
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 Is my formatting pretty or does it make you angry?
screenshots of C and Lua code that have strange formatting. The style is designed such that the readers eyes "flow" across the code like the gradual descent of water down a sloping riverbed, following a logical progression from top left to bottom right (generally) while returning to the left side whenever a new operation is performed or something is repeated. This particular picture is of a simple if check: if a creature's rank is equal to "four" or "two", then the creature is a rare monster type. Otherwise, they are not a rare monster type. Lua code to determine whether or not a character in a video game is available to be ambushed by a randomly generated monster. There are several checks applied, checking things like "is the character sitting down" or "are they underwater", in which case a message is printed to the log and no further action is taken. If all of the checks pass, and the character is free to be ambushed, then it runs the "spawnAndAttackPlayer()" function. A long string of "if" statements checking whether individual bits in a very small data structure are set. There's nine of them total, and they are arranged in a grid - this project was for a tic-tac-toe game, where there are nine total squares to play in. Setting up some location variables for a player unit. It starts by setting an X, Y, Z, and O for orientation value to a player's current location. Then it steps through and sets them to more accurate values. The reason for this ordering is so that if the function to find the more accurate value fails, it can fall back on the player's current location instead. The interesting formatting is due to the layout of the "set" operations - they are ordered in a two dimensional grid rather than a top-to-bottom list like how most people would organize it. 
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--- #6 fediverse/1908 ---
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 @user-1100 @user-1074 
 
 haha what the fuck
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 anyone who punches left is a fucking fed or a fascist or both
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #10 fediverse/3440 ---
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 @user-192 @user-763 
 
 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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--- #11 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk. 
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--- #12 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #13 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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--- #14 fediverse/4673 ---
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 you know you're cheating when you play Chess at your favorite bar, right?
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #16 fediverse/5310 ---
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 you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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--- #17 fediverse/216 ---
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 if you spot an ambush about to strike, shut the fuck up and get in position.
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #20 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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