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 ran out of characters before I realized I needed a content warning. So I
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"hey I have an idea after BLM let's take all the protestors and shoot them like dogs and throw their bodies in the dump. Then, over the next 4 years, we'll systematically purge the entire city after cutting it off from the outside world and replacing any outside interactions with 300 people on laptops. Then we open the city up to immigrants who don't know any better and we can harvest them for human trafficking purposes." literally heard a girl get kidnapped outside my window yesterday. I couldn't even get up to look, how could I? They let their kids wander in wide-open territory, how could they not get kidnapped? It's not like the city is safe, after all, all it would take is an unmarked van and three guys with strength. There is evil in this world. It exists all around us. It is hidden from us by their design. You cannot defeat it without paladins. I'm a paladin but a grandma could beat me in a fight. I have the will, the faith, the trust, but I am weak. I know what is right, and I know what I cannot do. 
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 ... sorry, forgot to content warning that last one. I'm kinda using this
 format like a twitch stream... how [weird, strange, perceiving, perplexing,
 confusing]
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 hmmmm I should probably put this in "things I almost posted"
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--- #3 fediverse/2655 ---
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 just now realized what the "followers only" privacy setting is designed for
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--- #4 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #5 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #6 fediverse/4266 ---
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 whoops, forgot to post these all at once last night. Here ya go
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #8 messages/1388 ---
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 I spend time on Reddit because it feels like a conversation. Well, it used to.
 Now it's... different.
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 If you counted the characters in each of my posts and then graphed them with
 grafana or whatever
 
 I think you'd see some interesting things about how often I am at exactly 0
 characters remaining
 
 maybe I'm just curious
 
 I make it an art form
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--- #10 fediverse/6094 ---
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 whoops, I tripped and fell onto my keyboard and started posting, my bad!
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment. 
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 I guess I must have picked "fleeting" at character creation, jeez...
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 @user-78 I thought it was thursday :O
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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 dear-anakin
 
 (sorry I put the same image four times, I needed to get the whole thing into
 the alt-text)
 
 (maybe pictures aren't the best medium for sharing text)
dear anakin. the path through this is to realize that obi-wan can defeat sidious. If the two of you attacked him, with Yoda (who he doesn't know lives) could defeat Sidious in a duel. ... wait, no I mean dear anakin. the path through this is to realize that sidious betrayed the entire galaxy. he caused mass murder with the countless displays of dead civiilians. people lived in fear. the galaxy was at war. countless clone warriors fell to a glorious end, countless more were sucked into the vacuum of space or consumed in some fiery hell-hole (explosion). ... I've said too much. NOW YOU KNOW of fourth dimensionals. ... hang on, I was saying dear anakin. the path through this is to consider the wisdom of a dying man's eyes. He looked at you and said "we desired peace!" He said it with pleading eyes, and... no, that's not right, he said "Sidious promised us PEACE." and he realized that they truly played this like a game. Something to get better at, continuously improving, just like their BATTLE DROIDS. They constantly improved, but still the ingenuity of the clones helped them outlast. And they were defeated, when their torrential rains of metal monsters wielding laser fists and cacophanous consumes finally ceased. ... wait, that's not what I meant to say either. Let's try again: dear anakin, the path through this is to think of the nature of evil. Evil consumes! It consumes even you! Can you not feel it, this shifting and sinking feeling, as if you are PULLED into a BLACK HOLE of destruction and despair. NOTHING persists beyond the horizon of time, and yet the shades of those who TRIED still cling to this earth as if they could ever breathe again. STARVE out the darkness inside you! Please I beg of you! Never surrender the light of your life! Nothing will survive you and your wrath, I plead for you, come back to the ones who love you! Obi-wan is your brother, anakin, you are more precious than the force! it's not about you. it's not about you. it's not about you. anakin, hear me now, I have been inspired by your tales of valor and prescient conscience. I've felt the struggles of your heart, I've heard the stories and songs. Kindness comes easy to you, and you're quick to think on your feet. You are a paladin of the light, and nothing can assail you. yet darkness has creeped into your heart. Fear not, dear knight, for darkness can consume you. What better foe to face than the dampening of all duration? please, allow me to read you a poem. I've been told it rhymes in it's native tongue. I wrote it myself. "*can you not sense this feeling? this sinking, shifting feeling that lies within and beyond. Like a hitherto unseen force slowly arresting our movements as the sands of time run dry. can you not feel the days getting longer? as if the motion of our planet was fading, yet no more fragments of sunshine do we gather. There are no more hours in the day, none yet collected, but still are we prone to languish. the distance between breaths is lenghening still, but no more air are we receiving. like layers of sediment settling to the ocean bed, our will and our vision grows muted. between decisions and events there is ample time to spare, and our dreams grow far beyond our share. the reach we may tender and barter for our pleasure, has nothing to do with our salvation. what choices have we? when everything's free? to rebel against our ownst of nature? you can't condemn the opulent to the role of our savior.*" 
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 @user-1015 
 
 Meanwhile, this is me:
screenshot of a mastodon post by Ritz-Menardi@gabrilend@tech.lgbt number of tabs open: fifteen thousand number of tabs in regular use: five average distance between tabs: fifteen 
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 @user-73 Yeah if I wanted a timeline I'd post on my website. Which I'm too
 lazy to do.
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 I use cannabis medically
 
 I post on the internet recreationally
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 sorry don't have the text for alt-text
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