=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 so hard to tell which kind of logistics just don't matter anymore. ah, well,
 best to keep up with appearances.
 
 "is posting dank memes on the internet a logistic?" "yeah probably idk"
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/1674 ---
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 "please hire me. I'll post memes in the slack channels."
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--- #2 fediverse/1566 ---
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 what if you added "secret rules" to english. wouldn't that be a fun game to
 play? it'll be tough to keep them all remembered, but the good news is we only
 have to use the ones on which we agree. like, memes, instead of grammar rules.
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--- #3 fediverse/362 ---
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 if we're encouraged to boost our old toots then I should be allowed to post
 screenshots of my old Reddit posts, right?

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--- #4 fediverse/4955 ---
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 "say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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--- #5 fediverse/3566 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 well, the posts that make it through, battle hardened and tempered under your
 critical-hit gaze tend to be pretty neat ^_^
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--- #6 fediverse/4600 ---
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 they say the fediverse is at it's best when it's you and your collection of
 weirdos hanging out in a room together making toots and posting funnies
 
 then the reply guys ruined the fun. how do they keep finding???
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--- #7 fediverse/2287 ---
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 On one hand, it's good to be sharp. On the other, if you keep them on their
 toes their ankles will grow weak.
 
 The more entrenched someone is, the harder it is for them to spring up and
 leap - toward a new us-inflicted-disaster, something difficult for them to
 foresee.
 
 Consistency is important - even if nothing's going on. I mean, what else are
 you going to do, look at memes? I'd rather be out in the shade.
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--- #8 fediverse/733 ---
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #9 fediverse/1354 ---
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 whose idea was it to optimize our candy toward the ones with the most sugar?
 
 [wait a minute I got like 4 toots written but not posted, what the heck where
 did they come from? I'm gonna post them without reading them]
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--- #10 fediverse/6052 ---
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 @user-1895 
 
 I just thought your post was iconic and was made better with the full
 screenshot so you can share it if you want or keep it on your hard drive to
 find sometime in the future and be like "oh ha I remember that"
 
 I didn't keep the post, I just made it for you
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--- #11 fediverse/3079 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I see! Yes, the people who don't care about what they're drowning out. Like
 the meme with the two birds on a branch, and one says something interesting
 while the other is just yelling into the tweet storm void?
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--- #12 fediverse/1845 ---
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 On reddit, a good comment will often get 50+ upvotes, sometimes up in the
 hundreds.
 
 10ish is generally pretty good too, especially for smaller subreddits.
 
 0 or 1 or 3 means only a few people saw it.
 
 On Mastodon, 3 different likes on 3 different posts means you're on a hot
 streak and gotta keep posting!!
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 @user-883 
 
 wait until they learn what you've been working on while they were getting
 better at... whatever they're more experienced in than you.
 
 the computer pictures you post are legitimately some of the coolest I've
 known! I don't exactly go looking for that kind of stuff because it's not my
 thing, but I appreciate seeing all the neat stuff you're working on.
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--- #14 fediverse/3454 ---
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 deleting messages is pointless.
 
 it's always better to assume that they'll be screenshotted before you post.
 
 anything you say on the internet can and WILL be used against you
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--- #15 fediverse/5450 ---
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 "cool it with the psychic posting"
 
 ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
 somewhere wants to see it.
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--- #16 fediverse/2870 ---
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 replying to a post here is weird because it's kinda like... graffiti of their
 ideas onto yours. or like, the space right next to yours.
 
 on reddit, the post is just the topic, and the discussion is what matters.
 
 here, the post is what matters, and discussion is more like Q&A or
 complicated "like" buttons to extend the impression of the original.
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--- #17 fediverse/1517 ---
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 if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
 they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
 other? the poor dears.
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--- #18 fediverse/5707 ---
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 oops, forgot to post some things. here they are out of order.
 
 [things I almost posted that I posted after almost posting]
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--- #19 fediverse/4180 ---
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 @user-1639 
 
 or nobody sees it, because you post the things you say on the internet in 2024
 which is so siloed and echo-chambered that the only people who hear it say
 "tru tho" and "she just like me fr" and never change because of your words
 
 ... wait that's just what you said, but made more specific, isn't it?
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--- #20 fediverse/2363 ---
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 Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
 opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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