=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── If you visit someone's apartment and have a conversation near an open window, assume you're being overheard by a kid, a grandma, and a cop. So, don't talk about illegal things, use curse words, or mention sex and drugs. Also don't give out any specifically identifying information if you can help it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/2276 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: pol │ └──────────────────────┘ A good way to get people talking is to meet with a stranger and share your feelings. Or, if you're scared of strangers, then try talking with a friend. "something something SUPREME COURT something whatever CRIMINALIZED PEOPLE blah blah blah I WON'T STAND FOR IT" that kind of thing. Make sure you look at your friend for the loud bits, and maybe look at someone else nearby when it's your friend's turn to speak. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/5662 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── don't work with me. work around me. don't talk to me. talk about me. don't share with me. I deserve nothing. don't take from me. I have nothing. -radio-radio-remedy- ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/5041 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: violence-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ brick + cop car is how they getcha. useful violence happens out of sight. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/2791 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-1358 you don't go golfing to relax. well, maybe you do, but he doesn't. he goes golfing to talk about shady shit. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/4582 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────── there's no rule that says you have to keep your dorm room door closed what if I wanted to do that in an apartment? someone might murder me or something haha (white girl problems) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/5623 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── don't talk to anyone because anyone could be a cop and you don't talk to cops ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/2967 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-138 "here's how to get caught. don't... don't do the things in these books. also, uh... don't do the things that AREN'T in these books, wink" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/4706 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: cursing-mentioned-nazis-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────────────────────┘ "oh also I should mention that if you think about her too hard or too often there's a chance she'll overhear what you're talking about anyway so try not to think about her too much." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/3451 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: mental-health-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────────┘ dear ritz: you should stop talking until your new psychiatric meds take effect. who knows, maybe you'll be a better person that people should listen to instead of... whatever you are now. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #10 messages/1161 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ "hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your mother." - some ice guy somewhere probably ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #11 fediverse/1647 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── you could put a door between two apartment buildings and then you'd be able to hang out with your neighbor without being noticed by people outside. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/4700 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned-nazis-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────────────────┘ "Ritz Menardi doesn't know anything. She's not allowed to know anything. If you tell her anything, she might tell someone about it because she's fucking stupid. Either that or she's cursed or something. Either way, she isn't allowed to know anything, so if you see her be nice, try and help her if you can, but don't fucking tell her anything." haha just things I overheard a couple days ago that randomly popped back into my head I don't see any nazis around me. Which begs the question: how can you fight that which you cannot see? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/979 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── @user-702 everytime you see one put a post it there that says "can't read braille without stopping" draw it in permanent marker (oh wait that's advocating a crime, my b look I crossed it out) find the inefficiencies of the system and label them for everyone. Wiki style? otherwise how will they know. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/3938 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Uspol │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1265 you'd pull a child to the sidewalk if they were in danger, wouldn't you? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/1617 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and make friends ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #16 notes/dear-me --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────── dear me: DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE that's all, fuck off and be helpful ... wow, rude. yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings. helpful. useful. many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be prologued. but pronounced prolonged. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┘ --- #17 fediverse/4853 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── ┌────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursed-scary-mentioned │ └────────────────────────────┘ wanna know how to go underground? just... don't leave your apartment. let your roommates take out your trash and buy your groceries. don't open your windows and do nothing for as long as possible. hope you got lots of edibles... get in shape, will ya? don't waste the paper in your journals. not that I intend to do that or anything, but um. for the red states maybe? use your best judgement yeah haha ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/2363 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #19 messages/685 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────── If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my pajamas, c'mon. If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that situation ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/1718 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell) and it'll just, do that thing how cool is that ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #21 messages/362 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── Some people's parents never taught them to handle being yelled at when they were kids and honestly it shows ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #22 fediverse/5414 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: drugs-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ the spirits are telling me to hang out with homeless people and do fentanyl again. haha weird, gonna try resisting that if I can. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #23 fediverse/6457 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──── the second rule is you don't have to hang out with mortals. there are places you can go where they won't find you, except by accident, and then you just go somewhere else. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┘ --- #24 fediverse/2487 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────┐ │ CW: situational-awareness │ └───────────────────────────┘ do you know where the closest hospital is? grocery store? gas station? ATM? can you find one in an unfamiliar area based on the patterns that cities are typically laid out as? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #25 fediverse/3102 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── dear whoever keeps whispering "work with me" on the wind: yes, please get in touch with me, I'll do anything you ask and I'll use an Anakin accent if you want ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #26 fediverse/3462 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────┐ │ CW: mental-health-minus │ └─────────────────────────┘ "why didn't you say anything? why didn't you ask for help?" because then you might have done something about it, and don't you know I deserve to decay? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #27 fediverse/66 --- ════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────────── Hey, you know Twitter? Yeah that uh, website that you'd go to whenever you were worried that there were riots or whatever in your area. Yeah ummmm it doesn't work anymore. How are you filling that need now? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #28 fediverse/1664 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: protests, politics, dogwhistles │ └─────────────────────────────────────┘ do you ever think about how calling the BLM events "protests" versus "riots" is a subtle dogwhistle for your politics? I usually say "riots" so that I blend in. also because I've been conditioned by the people who I talk to about them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #29 fediverse/4480 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── what, you're telling me you don't constantly have the voices of the past whispering words into your ear like "FACE THEM" or whatever? Huh must suck to be you ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #30 fediverse/4346 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── black red blue, hey I don't know what to do. what's going on in this neighborhood? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #31 fediverse/1517 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so, they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each other? the poor dears. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #32 fediverse/5380 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ dear right-wing converts to the cult of sanity: you don't have to be trans just to show [your devotion/you're sorry], we'll accept anyone who is cool and "gets it" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #33 fediverse_boost/5409 --- ◀─╔═════════════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════════════───────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ anybody, anywhere: if you're protesting, remember to shut the fuck up. │ ║ ║ │ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWEpW6KOZDs │ ║ ║ │ #protest #rights #goodTrouble #advice #palestine #freePalestine #ice #ukpol #uspol │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┴───────╝─▶ --- #34 fediverse/605 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── I know they look tasty, but don't you dare feed green onions, regular onions, or garlic to squirrels or ducks. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #35 fediverse/2091 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── Subtooting is rude. Not only does it smell bad in a confined space that is difficult to escape from, but also it doesn't give people a chance to defend themselves. There's a reason you're not supposed to talk about people behind their back! How are they going to learn if they aren't told how you feel about them? It's rude. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #36 fediverse/169 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── @user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body language spoke for them. I'll try that next time. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #37 fediverse/3766 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: personal-medical-health-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────────────────┘ gonna ask my doctor for ADHD meds so I can hopefully jump-skip framebuffer divebomb spinadoodle half A press my way over the fucking labyrinth that is my weird and jank af mind and no I don't watch speedruns but my social group hears me a lot of them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #38 messages/126 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── If a kid wanted to drink alcohol all they'd have to do is walk into a liquor store and grab the first bottle they saw. Then book it. Their feet would carry them away faster than your call to 911 to report a shoplift, away to a future of sorrow. Should we seek to restrain them? Or should we make a world they do not desire to escape? Trick question, the structure of society cannot prevent non-compliance. It should not, for if it shall then it becomes ossified, and thus it cracks and it crumbles. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #39 fediverse/2043 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-1150 if you know how and have access to certain hand tools that are typically found in suburban dad garages (but not in a toolkit bought from target or whatever) you can turn any semi-automatic rifle into a fully automatic one. It's highly illegal, but it's technically possible. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #40 fediverse/3776 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're doing K's that you have at least four ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #41 fediverse/5544 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── when people need you but don't believe in you, it's easy to find it difficult to get out of bed. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #42 fediverse/4037 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── I dream of a home where I don't have to worry about people who might hear the noises I make ... and that includes secret government microphones hidden in the walls, thank you very much. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #43 fediverse/1293 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: fedi meta, the bad space, fediblock, misleading and untrue cw, uspol, speedrunning discourse, industrial revolution, aquarium tips │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-921 where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking about ... are you talking about me [silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #44 fediverse/2123 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── Every time you see the same dog being dog-sat by another person it's an opportunity to make a new friend. or do you not know your apartment neighbors? do they not wander through your shared yards? the ones with dogs, at least. and no, I don't know many of my neighbors. these are considerations to be taken note of for future forethought planning. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #45 fediverse/4399 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I guess. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #46 messages/1143 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── if you wanna do drugs on a battlefield, get twisted and high and drunk. Just enough, not as much as usual. let adrenaline focus take care of the rest. "uhhh, yeah can you file that one under advice for warriors?" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #47 fediverse/1916 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── "you don't seem autistic" wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #48 messages/1235 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ we should be allowed to smuggle into prisons whatever we want. your prisoners are our family. you've taken more than enough. It should be disallowed, not a crime. so what if they break out? so what if they commit another? so what if I want to bring him her baby blanket when she's outgrown it? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #49 fediverse/5084 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────── if you call the police when you witness a crime, you're assisting arrest ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┘ --- #50 fediverse/1950 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── I honestly don't care if someone deadnames me, or calls me the wrong pronouns, or forgets to put me in the girl section, or asks me to sing baritone like... I don't give a shit, why are you so worried about all this vapid nonsense like yeah I get it, being disrespected sucks but like... why do you want the kind of respect that is a forced platitude we could all do with being a bit more radical, it's not a race and everyone's roles are important. Be yourself, and follow people you want to be like. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #51 fediverse/4751 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #52 fediverse/3999 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO right, y'know? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #53 fediverse/2324 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: uspol │ └──────────────────────┘ "fake your death" no. "leave the country" no. "go into hiding" no. "eat something why dont ya, you're skin and bones!" yeah okay. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #54 fediverse/1771 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #55 fediverse/5201 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── @user-192 is okay, girl time will be richer sooner don't poop your pants just yet remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to line your pockets with tinfoil hats beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret handshake back if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches ... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┘ --- #56 fediverse/3340 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── @user-1501 @user-1502 @user-1201 if so, then don't think about it too hard, you might need disability too! speaking as someone who needs disability aid but can't get it because of restrictions like this (also can we talk about the multi-year process to secure such rights, like c'mon rent's due every MONTH) I have to say that you're right, it's bullshit, UBI for all, disability benefits for those who need more, and employment for people who believe a cause is worthy enough to apply themselves towards it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #57 fediverse/4568 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────── @user-192 ... and like. idk what do you do at that point say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection? valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media collections? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┘ --- #58 fediverse/6039 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: magic-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ I should add all my conversation-starters to words.pdf sorted by chronology. time magic if you will.\some call it luck. some call it fate. call it what you will. you direct it not by your will, but by your instincts. keep them calm, measured, sensible and courageous, and nothing will ever [go un-chill, but pronounced get real] jedi channel this philosophy by focus and discipline. sith do it by giving in to emotion. either way, their fate is in play as defined entirely by the spirit that leads their host. most people do this not at all, for they are people first and force-users second. hence why jedi recruit from a young age, and sith from an emotional age. computers grimoires ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┘ --- #59 fediverse/2442 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── all media is an echo chamber, between the screen and you. social media just lets you talk back. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #60 fediverse/2311 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── I don't like it when people say "For Ritz" - don't do it for me, do it for you! Weirdos. Cuties. "nobody says that about you" well duh, not yet. I'm still alive. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #61 fediverse/2672 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── don't follow strangers to second locations. especially not if they involve walking to the other side of town... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #62 fediverse/28 --- ════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: don't-read-this,-it-sucks cursing, sex, catboys │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ EDIT: don't read this When all the catboys are gone because the cultural movement has passed and it's not retro yet can you honestly say you'd be fine knowing you never fucked one? EDIT: I fucking hate that I posted this last year. I'm sorry. It's cringe as fuck. I wish I could delete it but that'd be wrong. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #63 messages/89 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Consumption is contribution to a capitalist system. Normalize taking whatever you are given and living as humbly as you can. Only when everyone does that may capitalism die. Talk to them, learn from their stories. Teach them your ways but don't force anything upon them. Any ounce of regret is defined as a mind not aligned to the angle of perception that designs the line that the collective mind co-re-assigns. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #64 messages/747 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── if you don't want to be hunted, then give "evil" it's own queer culture what's that? they don't like what you offered? they want it to be *their* kind of "evil"? fine, do it themselves and then leave us alone, jeez -.- ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┘ --- #65 fediverse/4180 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── @user-1639 or nobody sees it, because you post the things you say on the internet in 2024 which is so siloed and echo-chambered that the only people who hear it say "tru tho" and "she just like me fr" and never change because of your words ... wait that's just what you said, but made more specific, isn't it? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #66 fediverse/6066 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: weapons-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ if you need a gun, you will be given one. don't trust anything where your pistol is what saves the day. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┘ --- #67 fediverse/4296 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── @user-1655 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever client we want? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #68 fediverse/141 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── @user-135 if you're cringing at past behavior, then you've learned and grown enough to see the mistakes of the past in sharp contrast to your temperament in the present. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #69 fediverse/5384 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── before you go to a location, always ask yourself what you can bring to that location. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #70 fediverse_boost/907 --- ◀─╔══════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════─────────────────────────────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ "Imagine what they did when we couldn't see their crimes on our phones" │ ║ ║ │ Sticker spotted in NYC │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────╝─▶ --- #71 fediverse/3366 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your friend sends you a paragraph you don't have to respond with a paragraph. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #72 fediverse/4054 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── did you know, false flag attacks don't technically need to be crimes you could just, like, be really annoying in a public place, and people assume you're advocating ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #73 fediverse/1458 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── there's nothing in the rules of the internet that says you can't share a mastodon account with your 18 closest friends. you'll only find such a demand in the EULA's of websites that you probably shouldn't be spending very much time on, anyway. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #74 messages/627 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── Don't be worried, be *cautious*. Caution is actionable. To convert from worry to caution, think about what is within your zone of control. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #75 messages/908 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────── if you don't see someone doing what you're doing after a while you hide into something else ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┘ --- #76 fediverse/4083 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── It's easy to stop cringing at others, but how the heck do you stop cringing at yourself?? it's impossible!! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #77 fediverse/4073 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── post until you can't anymore capitalism wants to drown your voice do not let it speak until you cannot speak then go do some pushups then find some friends then pitch a tent in the park then explain to the cops that you're not actually homeless and living there you're just trying to do this as a social statement because someone on the internet told you to then use your phone call to call your representative and complain about how much funding the police get then study law for 30 years because that's how long the government decided your life was worth by then you'll probably have figured out a better plan moving forward, so, use that one instead ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #78 fediverse/3107 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Meta, oversimplifying │ └───────────────────────────────┘ @user-1449 @user-1074 I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together toward their common goals then... whatever, right? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #79 fediverse/2480 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as they like their life. their ONLY life. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #80 fediverse/2607 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: politics-fascism-sexual-assault-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-249 most people don't talk to me so either you're braver than most or I hit a common chord that you and I share ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #81 fediverse/3241 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: lewdness-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ for the same reason you shouldn't compliment a cute girl based on something she can't control ("nice tits gorgeous can I suck on ur nipples later") but should instead compliment them on something they chose ("cool tattoos I also like Celeste") you also shouldn't accuse hot people of colonizing just because they like to play Magic the Gathering or whatever. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #82 fediverse/4758 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── I'm gonna go psycherwaul into my journals for a bit, if I come back today it'll be extra waul-y so, idk, beware I guess ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #83 fediverse/4485 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as organizing. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #84 fediverse/2706 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ feds will "break" into your house noiselessly while leaving no trace when you're confirmed to not be home and photograph EVERYTHING. if you have in-door camera systems, they can disrupt those and they give you false confidence. EDIT: also they're trained to always check after opening a door for any fallen markers and such - like, leaving a piece of paper between the door and the frame and if it's fallen when you return home, you know someone has been through that way - and if they notice anything like that they replace it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #85 fediverse/1089 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: spirituality-scary │ └────────────────────────┘ to those who guide our fate choose paradise make eden ======================= stack overflow ===================== clouds of carbon are an affront to the sun god just as they are an affront to mine lungs or mine body temperature [acid oceans are toxic to the plane of water] [you think that would go unnoticed?] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #86 fediverse/6458 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──── gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┘ --- #87 fediverse/2466 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── do as I say, and as I do. or don't, do as you want to. I hope you do want to do what I say to do. I wouldn't say it if I didn't think it was right. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #88 fediverse/5169 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────── if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything that you do, leave that situation ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┘ --- #89 fediverse/5220 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: what-if-things │ └──────────────────────┘ private militias who go with deported immigrants to make sure they aren't harassed in whichever randomly assigned country they're sent to (until they get stabilized and hooked into cooperative and honorable local networks) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┘ --- #90 fediverse/1361 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: I think I'm going to like this book (abuse of CW) │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-883 I'd say "content warning: fear-cursed-if-true-not-politics" that way people who had "Fear" or "cursed" on their filter list wouldn't see it. Things that are commonly content-warning'd are also commonly content-filtered by people who tend to be the biggest beneficiaries of healthily designed content-warnings. so putting keywords in there that filter out people who don't want to see intense or damaging things to their psyche can avoid it more easily. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #91 fediverse/421 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #92 fediverse/3351 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the internet doesn't mean anything to "them" gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #93 fediverse/6320 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cannabis-mentioned-some-random-portion-of-everything-I-say-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ask an llm what a crazy man thinks https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/words/words dot peehdeff I actually think I'm sane btw I just smoke a lot of weed ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ --- #94 fediverse/166 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── @user-147 years of practice. every time you delete what you said is another chance to practice that slips away. writing is the easy part, you got that down because you need something to delete, right? the hard part is being received by others, and continuing the conversation as you direct it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #95 fediverse/4642 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── i type too much, gtg to sleep. my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ --- #96 fediverse/1535 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the trash. Or in a store. so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────┘ --- #97 fediverse/6386 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──── feed homeless people unopened trail mix bags literally just drop it near them anything helps. even if they don't want it. dollars? sure I heard coins jingle just around the corner. oh cool another pencil, that's the 15th I've found on this street corner this month. only half a month more to go... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┘ --- #98 messages/181 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── I know you don't want to hear this, but there is a chance that there will come a time where your life depends on your ability to debug a computer without the internet. To set up an SSH server. To install Linux. To program in C. To do something else that I'm not prepared for... If StackOverflow didn't exist because network connectivity has been lost, could you remember syntax? Maybe it's a good idea to set up a local LLM that can answer basic questions about technology. Maybe it's a good idea to set up on your parents computer, just in case you have to hide out there for a couple months. Maybe it's a good idea to download wikipedia, just in case. If I need to use a mac, I'm screwed ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #99 fediverse/1334 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to make sure you didn't pee your pants ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #100 fediverse/4068 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── there will always be people who shine in moments of strife yet those people will inevitably fail, just as a toothbrush bristle looses it's strength or a pencil loses it's lead the trick is to test them in times of peace, so you can know their value during times that lack it, the trick is to replace them before they become stalin never forget that power corrupts, yet power must be wielded by the worthy, else we fall into shame and despair. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #101 fediverse/6156 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────── kicking up a sandstorm. "someone once told me to act suspicious as fuck while doing nothing illegal and I took it to heart" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┘ --- #102 fediverse/3191 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: lewd-politics │ └──────────────────────┘ On one hand, people should be free to do as they want to. on the other, people can be really horny sometimes. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #103 fediverse/3983 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── you don't owe a stranger the chance to change their first impression is what you should deal with ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #104 fediverse/3411 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── @user-1314 @user-1280 @user-1526 They will gladly live in a tent under an overpass cooking rats on a wire hanger so long as you can guarantee that black/brown/LGBTQs don't have a tent, rat, or wire hanger. I'd almost agree, except strike "have" and replace it with "need" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #105 fediverse/5539 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals put them on the counter NEXT to the sink [it's not arbitrary it's just better] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #106 fediverse/4581 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────── ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: fedi meta, vague, tangentially related │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-883 this is how our islands become swamps I'd love to live in a bog, so many bugs. keep the spiders around, and they could feast on your toes (ouch) or, hear me out, or, they could spin webs and keep the other bugs out are you a bug or a girl or a guy or a bug or a girl or a ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┘ --- #107 fediverse/4744 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: cat-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?" me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just puke, okay?" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #108 fediverse/1050 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics-money-economics │ └──────────────────────────────┘ here's an idea - it's illegal to spend more than a thousand dollars in a day anything else requires multiple days of planning because it's such a large investment (obviously kinda cursed) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #109 fediverse/3315 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── she thinks she doesn't have any friends because she smells bad but the truth is she's lonely because she's a secret agent sent by the government through her dreams to spy on the aliens who think she's jesus by posting their conversations on a public message board ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #110 fediverse/2441 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── if someone on the street asked you, could you point to the nearest power station? wastewater treatment plant? hell even a gas-station if you live in a city, probably not. They put them in fake buildings with hollowed out exteriors in order to keep the city looking nice. these crucial pieces of infrastructure are important to defend. but if you don't know which street to turn down, then you might miss them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #111 fediverse/138 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── @user-129 if you throw your plate across the room instead of eating well then it was probably an accident. if you keep doing it and are being a huge brat about it then maybe you should go in time-out until you are ready to sit at the table and eat like an adult. plates are expensive yo, and people are starving (for housing) in Africa or whatever. in related news, I heard that ~40% of homes in America are empty. I don't know if that's still true, I read it in like, 2014. I wonder if it's higher or lower now? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #112 fediverse/5188 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing? It's true! they do thing instead! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┘ --- #113 fediverse/5475 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── @user-1842 anything you say on the internet will be readable by future generations (unless it gets deleted completely somehow) this means that any internet-bourne horrors will haunt the children's children and beyond ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #114 fediverse/1494 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── gossip is only bad if you're mean. sometimes it's nice to know how your friends feel about things, or other people. Just don't be mean. Don't hide hatred with platitudes. Don't be spiteful, or vengeful, just... be good to people. Both with your actions, and your thoughts. Thoughts that you share with people close to you. Then gossip isn't mean. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #115 fediverse/5961 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── @user-138 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : ) (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda [girl, but pronounced guy]) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┘ --- #116 fediverse/4469 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── doom is like sand thrown on a fire. don't spread it unless you are intentional about it. sometimes it's good to smother fires. other times it's cathartic. that's okay. but keep in mind the future goals. where are we trying to get to in the near future? work towards that. your emotions are fuel, not despair to wallow in. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #117 fediverse/946 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-661 so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear from ruling your life? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #118 fediverse/3123 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #119 messages/1018 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── If you want to get me to calm down, tell me this: "all you have are good things. Nothing here is bad." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┘ --- #120 fediverse/3051 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── @user-1437 @user-1438 you poor thing, don't delete your toots! don't delete your account! you are wanted here, this is the fediverse! it's for all of us. I personally like cyber-sexual exploitation more than cyber exploitation. I wouldn't have thought about it unless you said something. there are a lot of ways to exploit someone in a digital medium, and adding "sexual" focuses the term to specifically the non-consentual sharing of sexual digital media - which is exactly what the term "revenge porn" describes. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #121 fediverse/4350 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── feel free to scroll past these un-CW'd posts feel free to screenshot them and repost with CW's added, I'm too lazy. you can also crop parts out if you just want to say one thing - just paint over them or whatever idgaf [content warnings can be important for other people's health. you should always respect them, not to warn people but to filter things out for them.] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #122 messages/235 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── Self driving cars are great because they can take you on a route that avoids the [disturbing imagery] and [illegal activity] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #123 fediverse/6200 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ trans people aren't allowed to go to florida now because mean people don't want them on beaches where everyone's being sexy and disneyworld where they keep all their children's treasured memories and it's like fuck off I earned to be who I am as you see, I'll be as I damned please in whoever's memories I decree. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ --- #124 fediverse/167 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── @user-150 leave it dusty. if you're concerned, throw a can of compressed air at it and see what you can get done. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #125 fediverse/5375 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: police-mentioned-psy-ops-mentioned-human-waste-mentioned-which-is-a-nice-way-to-say-feces-ew-gross-who-put-that-on-my-timeline-guards-arrest-these-men-they're-criminals-of-the-law-against-pooping-my-pants │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ what if we psyopped the copps um I mean what if we flash-mobbed the cops er wait hang on what if we marched with signs and changed what was on their minds uhhhh that won't work it's disabled so they say wait hang on who said you could poop your pants this is a combat scenario there's no time for fooling around in her pants with the hand ... wait, what was I going on about? oh yeah, -- stack overflow -- anyway, as I was saying, [something completely unrelated] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #126 messages/904 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────── if the devil gave you false paradise since birth, why would you not seek to destroy it? if an angel gave you an easy hell on earth, why would you not seek to deface it? if your ancestors put you on the path to success, would you follow them and forever do the same? if your family urged you to study rocket science, would you bomb indescriminately? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┘ --- #127 fediverse_boost/6270 --- ◀─╔════════════════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════════════════─────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ I am once again begging people to understand that “the government” already knows you’re queer whether you do elaborate online opsec dance rituals or not, and if they decide to just start shooting people for being gay, they’ll do it whether the evidence is airtight or not. is that grim? yes. but you can stop giving yourself undercover superhero identity PTSD about it │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧══─────╝─▶ --- #128 fediverse/3506 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── @user-95 like, trading cash for drugs in front of a police station? I couldn't agree more! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #129 fediverse/3472 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── any online test that requires an email to give you the results is evil, don't do it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #130 messages/994 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── You should not, generally, spend time in places covered in bird poop or poison oak. You should also avoid abandoned wooden structures or old fallen logs, because spiders. Also, don't spend too much time on islands made of sand. They wash away as you step on them, as erosion takes its toll. Plus permanence is impossible in your structures. Not ideal in any sense - build on rock. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘ --- #131 fediverse/771 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-192 yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #132 messages/1229 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #133 fediverse/4040 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── @user-1573 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #134 fediverse/1986 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with you? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #135 notes/white-noise --- ═══════──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── How tremulous is life, how candid our internals To think is to have a mind, and minds can be read While complexity brings privacy, the distance can be vulnerabilizing To see another is to recognize that which unites sentience But without comprehension We have endless dissention How careless, how stupid. How vain and obscene. To hold another in your mind rent free Even worse is to bear us, to endless despairs Keep dreaming, kid. Compassion can be reflective in ways that are freeing Don't condemn us as defective and we can end our fleeing ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘══════───┴╧───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #136 fediverse/5804 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #137 fediverse/1254 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── @user-889 I'm always here if you need me. Let me know if you'd prefer Telegram or something. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #138 fediverse/3099 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── people gravitate toward other people who are in different situations but who feel the same. it's not always a bad thing to "talk past each other" - sometimes you just want to say how you feel. then again, if nobody can understand wtf you're talking about, then surely you are lost. all good ideas come at the cost of the second-most-favorable-option. all good ideas come at the cost of the current destination. [current, flawed,] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #139 messages/1101 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─── you know why you're supposed to act suspicious as fuck? so others get a hint of hope then they start doing as you do then they start becoming like you then you start getting more out of life "read the headlines! our lives will improve!" do no wrong be loud about it you are wonderfully strong. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┘ --- #140 fediverse/4939 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: personal-medical-health-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────────────────┘ me - "I have to wear diapers and it sucks because I hate them" my girlfriend - "okay but what if you didn't" me - ":O" she/her - "how did you make that sound with your mouth" the it - a-wawaWAwa ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┘ --- #141 fediverse/5292 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── you can trust me, but please don't rely on me, for all of my power is soft. sometimes people just don't want to do what I tell them to, and I wouldn't have it any other way. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #142 fediverse/5416 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much be my friend forever. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #143 fediverse/136 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── @user-95 I heard an owl last night. Also someone was throwing pebbles at my window. So peaceful, much better than what I normally hear ^_^ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #144 fediverse/5700 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #145 messages/96 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── "Oh don't keep track of the license plates in your apartment complex, that's paranoid" "Oh don't worry that you've never seen the same person at the grocery store more than once, even though you always go to the same one, you're just paranoid" I'm being hypnotized ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #146 fediverse/5395 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── people always say "you don't have to storehouse metal, there's no need to scavenge, we can just buy more" as if I wasn't scarred by the wartime struggles of my grandparents ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #147 fediverse/5834 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── would you feet a cat at your door? how about a crow? would you water a dying plant? (don't, they get waterlogged if the soil is already moist) what if a dear what if dear food what if bear what if bear food what if dogpack what if dogpackfoodtearchompbitepullsavor I'd feeeed my self but dollars and errands are hard : ( ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘ --- #148 fediverse/3958 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Thoughts// anarchist //whatever │ └─────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-1298 yeah honestly if you stick with obvious things like "don't murder people" and "don't burn down your neighbor's house just because they winked at your daughter" and "don't steal gasoline from parked cars" then it's much easier to make ethical laws because they're just kinda... common sense. drug regulation can only be simplified to "don't do drugs" which isn't always a given. If you start with something so clear then most doctors would be out of a job. Maybe we should let people do as they please? With certain specific and clear rights and responsibilities like 'the right the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness'? And the mandated guarantee that one person's rights end where another's begin? And with the ultimate goal of dismantling unjustified power structures with the knowledge that all power is the application of force to a non-consenting subject? ... yeah I dunno sounds pretty simple to me ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #149 fediverse/3894 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── "Here's the thing. If you go around telling people you're crazy, they'll assume you're JUST crazy." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #150 fediverse/2656 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── people who like you or at least are interested in what you have to say versus public, which is people who can hear you (because they happened to be listening at that time of day) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #151 fediverse/2265 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: pol-violence │ └──────────────────────┘ wow I'm an adult now, that's wild I actually have to be aware of things like political violence now ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #152 fediverse/5299 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── @user-1800 also googly eyes on sunglasses to fuck with their eye-movement-tracking ... wait, then you wouldn't be able to see. okay how about you place the googly eyes on the forehead part of a HELMET of some kind, which should help protect your "not-gonna-get-back-up" parts from harm. and don't forget sunglasses because they help with the UV-ray violet radicalization. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #153 messages/727 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── Can you imagine Going to your tribal shaman Saying "hey you gotta pay rent" ... Shamans are fine on the street. I should learn. >.> ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #154 fediverse/1233 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #155 fediverse/3253 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #156 fediverse/2413 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-1209 @user-1262 ... no the first tip was "stop replying to me, you already agree" and then the block was because you called her a fed =P ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #157 fediverse/3768 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: implied-yelling-about-autism │ └──────────────────────────────────┘ you know something that would ACTUALLY help autistic people? if we gave shopping carts actual tires instead of the hard plastic wheels they have. The NOISE is DEAFENING and CACOPHANOUS ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #158 fediverse/1825 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for anything they want to keep hidden. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #159 fediverse/4886 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── about to do something scary! wish me luck! nothing that could harm me (probably) but still scary!! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┘ --- #160 fediverse/4866 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┘ --- #161 messages/1204 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman president. what they want is a kind old lady. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #162 fediverse/3180 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being seen by everyone around. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #163 fediverse/1432 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-987 somebody yelled the N word at me once while driving, and it's like... bro, I'm white maybe they couldn't see beneath the witch-hat ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #164 fediverse/4463 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── at this point in time you probably shouldn't be forming NEW online communities unless you're part of an OLD community that just isn't radical enough. And then you should try and MERGE communities into larger, more geographically concentrated ones. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #165 messages/1251 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ there's also public parks, and who knows what might happen if you talk to someone randomly and then a bunch of people start to gather. I bet you could even say something like "hey do you want to go gather over there by the [cafeteria, but pronounced cafeter, but pronounced ca-feh-[taer, but pronounced like the back half of where]] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #166 messages/626 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── Talk to veterans for tactics and discipline. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #167 fediverse/5076 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────── there is an explicit invitation on my door that anyone can come over whenever they wanted, yet hardly no-one ever does. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┘ --- #168 messages/1002 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you decide you want to. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘ --- #169 fediverse/4899 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── ally chat by default is a sin, it keeps noobs from being heard should be an options menu option... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┘ --- #170 fediverse/3579 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── If you want to clean your room, try pushing everything loose into a pile in the center. Then, sit down next to it and sort things into piles. "here's a pen pile, here's a paper pile, here's a rubber band pile, here's a trash pile" etc etc. Then, when you can't reach anything more or the piles are too large, find a spot for them in the bookcase or drawer or wherever. If you can't, then reorganize. If you still can't, then pick things to get rid of. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #171 fediverse/3118 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them. if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #172 fediverse/4692 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #173 fediverse/2849 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── you, right now: "what the... who would doxx her." me, in 2 weeks: "what the... who would doxx me?" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #174 fediverse/4600 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────── they say the fediverse is at it's best when it's you and your collection of weirdos hanging out in a room together making toots and posting funnies then the reply guys ruined the fun. how do they keep finding??? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┘ --- #175 fediverse/5310 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #176 fediverse_boost/5722 --- ◀─╔══════════════════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════════════════──────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ if i ever get hatecrimed and die from it please remember me for this. for refusing to back down despite staring down the barrel of a world that just wants me and everyone like me dead. for doing my best to be a symbol of hope in the face of all these horrors │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ #trans #trangender #TransGenocide │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┴───────╝─▶ --- #177 fediverse/6108 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────── trusting someone doesn't mean you'll do what they say. it means you'll listen. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┘ --- #178 fediverse/5694 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #179 fediverse/235 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: horror │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-192 there's a fine line between inoculating yourself to fear (like a person taking small doses of poison to build up a resistance) and giving your mind extra ammunition to use against you when the real terrors find you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #180 fediverse/1488 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── I don't know who needs to hear this, but it hurts less to be despised than ignored. which is why you don't feed the trolls, and always pet the neocats ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #181 fediverse/3454 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── deleting messages is pointless. it's always better to assume that they'll be screenshotted before you post. anything you say on the internet can and WILL be used against you ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #182 fediverse/5108 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ kinda fucked up that you can't write an explanation question answer paragraph essay statement when appealing youtube's content-guideline-artistic-content-removal-policy. Especially when there are exemptions for artistic pieces under the nudity clause article seven. it's just a boob, what's the big deal? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┘ --- #183 fediverse/1064 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-68 "if California isn't America then neither is Texas" sounds much different than "If Texas isn't America anymore then neither is California////" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #184 fediverse/4876 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: US politics-related, personal │ └───────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-1370 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma it's cool we get it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┘ --- #185 fediverse/5374 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── @user-138 me neither... guess it's in-person for me. [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go] ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #186 fediverse/4085 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I start feeling the urge to do pushups ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #187 fediverse/5977 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── apparently you can use network sockets for inter-process communication if you just set the network to your home and the ports that are set to the defaults that people who know what software you use will know to listen on when they've hacked any single device on your network. good thing that data is with the router, right? what if there was a stop before leaving the computer? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┘ --- #188 fediverse/3806 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Hot take │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1074 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other things ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #189 fediverse/4900 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all at once [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┘ --- #190 fediverse/4528 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: uspol │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1695 never accept your own death fight for every second of life, something something do not go quietly into that grim dark what the fuck are you supposed to do? Reading what you said got me pretty fucking pissed - keep talking for a start, it helps, people need to be pissed. I'm also broke as shit, don't know how I'm going to pay rent and eat, but it'll get done. Where do you live? Can other people help you? Medications are an organizational problem, not an insurmountable barrier. We'll make it work. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #191 fediverse/6441 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──── you can only ever talk to a community while on mainstage. er wait sorry it was this: you can only ever talk to people in a community, not the community itself. unless you are on mainstage. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┘ --- #192 fediverse/2434 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #193 fediverse/4715 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── @user-1728 "oh, the bad guys are coming to hurt you?? just fuckin' run away" yeah. real helpful. how about you fuck off to canada or whatever and give away all your possessions. Maybe they'll train you and teach you how to help in some way and you can come back later when the time is right. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #194 fediverse/1109 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: death mentioned, nazi germany reference │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-815 Agreed, and if you leave then you are needed elsewhere. Listen to your heart. That's what I did. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #195 fediverse/2660 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: DID // cw; ego destruction │ └────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-1298 this is kinda cursed, pretend there's another content warning: -- that kinda happens every time you sleep for most people or, well, maybe just for me it's like starting with a blank slate and having access to "memories" that can be referenced by ID or searched for using keywords also like, a "todo" list of things that I've been working on or that are going on in my life ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #196 fediverse_boost/5333 --- ◀─╔═════════════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════════════────────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ Overheard at the lab: “I don’t understand why people do drugs when they could be doing operating systems research instead.” │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┴───────╝─▶ --- #197 fediverse/1810 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming" and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #198 messages/1176 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ it's not a community if nobody would ask where you've been. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #199 fediverse/2523 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── I just want to stress that most people know more than me slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #200 fediverse/2221 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-1053 I always wave at everyone I see, and I often talk to people on the train (where there's mikes, tee-hee) But I'll see what I can do. Perhaps resting in a park someone who wants to know me with my salmon colored bike and my blue helmet will chance upon me and we might get a chance to chat. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ |