=== ANCHOR POEM === ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── Yesterday, 1,000 people visited my website. 50 people trusted me enough to click a single link and see the rest of the site. Apparently my poem scared them off. Either that, or one single person asked for 50 different files (images, html pages, etc), but there's no way for me to tell. (according to the Neocities site traffic stats) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/1 --- ═════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────────────── check out my neocities: https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/1510 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── number of tabs open: 15 thousand number of tabs in regular use: 5 EDIT: average distance between tabs: 15 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/2943 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── every day I have between 200 and 1000 people visit my website for the past year or three, and yet my most listened to song still has only 52 plays xD I'm just gonna assume people are downloading it from the direct link instead of clicking the "play" button with built-in-tracking or whatever. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/1595 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── all apartment doors should have a 100% local webcam next to the eye-hole that only the resident can see. Not even wireless data transfer allowed. But simple enough to be programmable with a bash script. In addition, the entire building should have cameras that only the people who live there can view (just like, the parking lot and such) so they can watch for raccoons. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/4521 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── I have between one and ten hundred visits to my website every day, but I don't really post it anywhere new anymore. I also have zero followers on Neocities. On Mastodon, I have ~70 followers, most of whom are inactive. Seventy is a good amount, a normal amount, a reasonable amount, an unsuspicious amount, and yet every time I see someone wearing the colors I can't help but wonder if they know me. I'm too busy being furious to be lonely. I used to be, before I realized how important I am. How important? Just as much as you are, I know it. I'm a sprinter. I didn't spec into endurance at character creation. Nobody chastises the mage for skipping leg day. I act in fits and bursts. I am sharp like a scalpel, but needles dull just a bit when piercing the lid of the HRT. Good thing I'm not made out of metal, I can bend myself back into place, so long as everyone else can keep pace. I don't know who needs to hear this, but you do. you are crucial. Listen to this. Care for yourself and for others, do it for u ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #6 messages/1438 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ The trick to motorcycles is: don't crash, and be loud enough so that nobody forgets you're there. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #7 fediverse/1718 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell) and it'll just, do that thing how cool is that ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/3266 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the html? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/3649 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── double tapping the star button because I want them to know I appreciate them but I don't want to clog up my "pinned for all time" section of this neat little website ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/4128 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── @user-883 wait until they learn what you've been working on while they were getting better at... whatever they're more experienced in than you. the computer pictures you post are legitimately some of the coolest I've known! I don't exactly go looking for that kind of stuff because it's not my thing, but I appreciate seeing all the neat stuff you're working on. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/2220 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-1203 Hey, you're the one asking about url-length, which isn't something that most people are concerned about due to automatic embeds and "tap-to-visit" functionality 😋 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/5967 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── I wonder how many people hate me? silence is indicative of allies or foes. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/6065 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: something-to-do-if-you're-feeling-bored │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────┘ get 10 people on a team and have each listen to 1/10th of the fediverse feed while working on other projects ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘ --- #14 fediverse/1667 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── @user-1061 you just made it right? the same thing happened to me IIRC, I think Neocities gives you a boost when you're new because you show up in the "newest" search results more plainly. Also, every time you update it you're featured in the "recently updated" lists as well. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/1681 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── @user-1061 Oh, it just refreshes the page. At least, that's what it's supposed to do. Here's the code:Refresh Page (click me every time you visit) Honestly I'm only 90% sure it actually works. I mostly put it there for people on mobile sites who wanted to be absolutely sure there wasn't anything new, because Neocities sometimes uses a cached version on your local machine and when I'm busy updating things sometimes people can be like "omg dead links? this suxxx" and then tab away and never come back which is... fine I guess ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse_boost/665 --- ◀─╔═════════════════[BOOST]═══════════════════───────────────────────────────────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ sogginess levels are 13% and steady │ ║ ║ │ │ ║ ║ │ (13%) ■□□□□□□□□□ │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴───────╝─▶ --- #17 fediverse/924 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-635 is that where everyone's sitting in a coffee shop with the most detached expression on their face because they're focused on their computers and not on the social experience around them? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/2731 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-246 I can 100% relate, to all of this. we are multifaceted. all people are. on social media, you follow someone for a particular facet, and if they don't like your other facets well then it wasn't meant to be. there's also no shame in pruning people who post things that upset you or that aren't interesting. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/1488 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── I don't know who needs to hear this, but it hurts less to be despised than ignored. which is why you don't feed the trolls, and always pet the neocats ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/5374 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── @user-138 me neither... guess it's in-person for me. [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go] ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ |