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 For St Patrick's Day I watched The Banshees of Inisherin (2022) and it fucked
 me up.
 
 this despair is why you don't fuck with a witch's staff...
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/5352 ---
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 what if we just went to nazi bars and fucked them up with crowbars until they
 were collectively forgotten
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--- #2 fediverse/2910 ---
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 anyone who punches left is a fucking fed or a fascist or both
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--- #3 fediverse/3919 ---
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 that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
 computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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--- #4 fediverse/3150 ---
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #5 fediverse/3683 ---
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 "your hat makes you look like a fucking nazgul"
 
 hell yeah it does. I'm a witch what the fuck did you think I was going for??
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--- #6 fediverse/1469 ---
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 "She's a witch, and for some reason she's convinced it's okay to be fucking
 insane on main"
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--- #7 fediverse/3104 ---
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 @user-1449 @user-1074 
 
 no. fuck no. trans people and black people stand in solidarity with one
 another. Fuck division.
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--- #8 fediverse/5086 ---
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 nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
 northwest, but hey here we are.
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--- #9 fediverse/1908 ---
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 @user-1100 @user-1074 
 
 haha what the fuck
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--- #10 fediverse/5942 ---
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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #11 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #12 fediverse/3256 ---
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 humanity survives in the dark forest because all the information we create is
 fucking stupid
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--- #13 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #14 fediverse/6224 ---
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 @user-1912 
 
 cannabis :blobcatwitch:
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--- #15 fediverse/3815 ---
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 trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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--- #16 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #17 fediverse/27 ---
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 *looks in a mirror*
 
 why do all the gorgeous ones have to be fucking insane
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--- #18 fediverse/4568 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... and like. idk what do you do at that point
 
 say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
 valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
 collections?
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--- #19 messages/460 ---
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 God can't do shit. He can just pull strings to get shit done.
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--- #20 fediverse/4634 ---
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 @user-1719 
 
 did you see any erections on the nude beach? you must be in the southern
 hemisphere, I'd freeze my tits off here.
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--- #21 fediverse/2130 ---
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 nuts wait hang on ummmm how about FIST
 
 [2020 occurs]
 
 whoa worst year ever. Okay, um...
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--- #22 fediverse_boost/5991 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I Am The Weed Witch Making Cannabutter In My Cauldron                       
  
                                                            
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--- #23 fediverse/6437 ---
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 if I was writing a programming language, I'd name it C just to fuck with people
 
 (great, now others can decide how it's known)
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--- #24 fediverse/1060 ---
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 @user-771 @user-772 
 
 please point me toward weird trans women in their 20s and their weird art that
 you're interested in
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--- #25 fediverse/216 ---
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 if you spot an ambush about to strike, shut the fuck up and get in position.
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--- #26 messages/1029 ---
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 what happened to the familiar forces?
 
 you happened, you inexcusable bitch
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--- #27 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #28 fediverse/3496 ---
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 downside of being gregarious is that everyone you meet in Portland these days
 is a fucking fed -.-
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--- #29 fediverse/4659 ---
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 I am cursed to break unwritten rules and damned to forget the most arbitrary
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--- #30 fediverse/5414 ---
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 the spirits are telling me to hang out with homeless people and do fentanyl
 again.
 
 haha weird, gonna try resisting that if I can.
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--- #31 fediverse/3766 ---
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 gonna ask my doctor for ADHD meds so I can hopefully jump-skip framebuffer
 divebomb spinadoodle half A press my way over the fucking labyrinth that is my
 weird and jank af mind
 
 and no I don't watch speedruns but my social group hears me a lot of them.
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--- #32 fediverse/194 ---
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 @user-168 hehehehehehe witch cackles I told you it was a nightmare
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--- #33 fediverse/4840 ---
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 oh my god what a witch
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--- #34 fediverse/3942 ---
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 who gives a shit what you look like just work together for goodness sake
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--- #35 fediverse/3289 ---
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 Fucking cursed autocorrect, changing words it thinks I shouldn't say. Fuck
 you, if it's in the dictionary don't fucking touch it.
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--- #36 messages/480 ---
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 Fucking cursed autocorrect, changing words it thinks I shouldn't say. Fuck
 you, if it's in the dictionary don't fucking touch it.
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--- #37 fediverse/6038 ---
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 my worst impulse is to sit around and do nothing when there could be weed that
 I was smoking
 
 gotta be ready in-case things go south... I'm a witch, after all. who better
 to call to the spirits drawn to conflict and strife, bothing them and saying
 "hey, pay attention to me and my life?"
 
 it's not like time is wasted for them. they are an orientation, not a
 lifeform. time is no consequence when they can be anywhere at once.
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--- #38 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #39 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨
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--- #40 fediverse/3917 ---
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 people who don't play games are fucked in the afterlife, just sayin'
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--- #41 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #42 fediverse/2699 ---
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 where the fuck are these nazis I swear I would punch them but all I see are
 people wearing bland colors that wouldn't imply a particular political
 affiliation
 
 meanwhile I wear red, black, and blue every time I go to the city and nobody
 punches me so
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--- #43 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #44 fediverse/2666 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I escalate that way against fascism, nothing less.
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--- #45 fediverse/4495 ---
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 I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
 
 I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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--- #46 fediverse/3392 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 or why they'd ban you without fighting you, trying to change your mind
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--- #47 fediverse/487 ---
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 I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
 more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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--- #48 fediverse/3814 ---
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 "Ritz Menardi? Oh yeah I remember her. What a massive disappointment. This is
 why we don't let fucking divas join."
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--- #49 fediverse/5163 ---
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 why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do
 it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe
 [cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards.
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--- #50 fediverse/5108 ---
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 kinda fucked up that you can't write an explanation question answer paragraph
 essay statement when appealing youtube's
 content-guideline-artistic-content-removal-policy. Especially when there are
 exemptions for artistic pieces under the nudity clause article seven.
 
 it's just a boob, what's the big deal?
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--- #51 fediverse/5907 ---
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 Please... if you deplatform people, send them with a parting gift of all their
 data. don't just delete it.
 
 "here ya go, here's your trash, now fuck off with it"
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--- #52 fediverse/3809 ---
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 "Ritz, we love you, but you're fucking stupid, so we're gonna have to break
 your legs now."
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--- #53 fediverse/988 ---
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 4/20
14. if you think about it, the shape of the universe is kinda like a cornucopia. or like, a funnel that smoothly increases in size. or like a waterslide ride where you spin around a bit before dropping down the center. sometimes affectionately referred to as "the toilet ride", even though that's just the wrong connotation.  we could have perfectly sanitary theme parks, we just... don't... because our priorities are on selling stereos and stocks.  anyway, there's several purple lines, the color of blending blue and red, both colors present in america, cast upon the gray background of the undecideds, collectively engaged in a mutual exchange. there is a blue upside down silly snake, this time with bright red aviators, and beside it is a scarring wound. some break in reality that is unfortunate, but part of their interdisciplinaries, so don't worry one bit about it. life may seem far from strange, but your lifetimes of finite portrayals and fanciful adaptations to the expressions of your own emanations both confirm and delight our attentions on you. Surely you are not aware, of our love and perspective [fair], but we still love you from afar. how could a star not cherish another star? It's time that's our only moat.  the reason the universe appears empty of life is because it's impossible to travel under the blanket of spacetime. through gravity, up and under our shared reality, out and beyond to another.  rockets pierce reality, which they didn't expect L O L who would have tht 16 I think? don't really remember the last one. anyway bright green background with a quite interesting transition fabric display - something textured and rippled, like the connections between a torn piece of paper that's been stitched together bit by bit with a careful and measured hand. the text reads "neocities sites just need to be attached to an address, and given a useful search browser that uses openstreetmaps." this is displayed on a background of brown orange and yellow, while the text is written in salmon. the result is the text (which overflows onto both backgrounds) is equidistant from both background colors, just in different directions. We know instinctively that purple and blue are similar, but a blind person might not. these words are given a framing as if they were placed in a 3d game engine upon a poster or billboard.  in dark blue upon the bright green background, blue the color of calm rationality and green the color of aliens from old timey media who live on the moon. well, the ones who just want to chill and have a beer with you, maybe listen to your stories about life in the strange world called humanity, but not the kind that they tell us about. like, it's really hard to get here, so why would they want to mess it up when they got here? such a strange thought. anyway the text reads: "openstreetmaps is a website that lets you view the addressess of people who live nearby you. why you'd want them, who can say. the point is that the functionality already 13. here's where it starts to get spicy, and I apologize if it's too extreme, but words come forth *from* me, not by my perceived designs pronounced deh zeens.  top left - yellow, the color of sunflowers and familiarly painted houses, cast upon a strange pink background - pink the color of sisters and bubblegum. yellow lines draw a shape, of which it's perspective is hard to configure - but most would consider it to be the shape of a mobile, hanging above a crib, with a kite shaped object (or perhaps multiple individual artifacts) suspended above a target. could be an object, or possibly a human subject, but the end result is that the maximized rays of the individualized emanations of that particular pieces of object, cast forth onto a pre-programmed piece of toast.  ... I don't know why I said toast, what I mean was that you can enchant people and things by exposing them to the wavelength waves of radiating objects. things like, marcelline's t-shirt or excalibur or the shroud of turin or the constitution or some other precious object. if you place them in orbit around an object, their expressions will send forth to fulfill their manifestations upon the willfully absorbing object.  have you ever wondered why objects tend to congregate? like, computers flock to server mills, trash piles to landfills, and people will wander the length of the beach. all things are gravitic, function, type, characteristic, motivations, empathic feelings, all congregate around one another. 0 codes 15. picture of an upside-down triforce placed in a rack like a computer storage unit. cyan text with pink background reads "this is the only thing that challenges me"
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--- #54 fediverse/1432 ---
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 @user-987 
 
 somebody yelled the N word at me once while driving, and it's like... bro, I'm
 white
 
 maybe they couldn't see beneath the witch-hat
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--- #55 fediverse/5482 ---
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 when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is
 to just... use it.
 
 ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs?
 
 I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug
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 I'm gonna play a fucking video game because I like video games and it's
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 me as a kid: "fuck you mom I'm not unloading the dishwasher it's my sister's
 turn"
 
 me now: what if I did your dishes for you uwu
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--- #58 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #59 fediverse/4821 ---
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 punch a nazi because they deserve it, not because you're unafraid
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--- #60 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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--- #61 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #62 fediverse/4132 ---
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 [previous poster was slain by palpatine's assasins]
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--- #63 fediverse/3757 ---
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 I am the witch who cursed my past self with my current life.
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--- #64 fediverse/3290 ---
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 All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their
 half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it.
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--- #65 messages/481 ---
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 All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their
 half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it.
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--- #66 fediverse/3287 ---
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 oh great my games are randomly crashing now in ways that they didn't used to do
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--- #67 fediverse/1916 ---
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 "you don't seem autistic"
 
 wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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--- #68 messages/272 ---
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 Cats only want one thing and its fucking disgusting [cat food]
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 @user-1074 
 
 I do not consent to fascism.
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--- #70 messages/578 ---
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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--- #71 messages/78 ---
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 My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
 that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #72 fediverse/641 ---
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #73 fediverse/5967 ---
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 I wonder how many people hate me?
 
 silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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--- #74 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #75 fediverse/6156 ---
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 kicking up a sandstorm.
 
 "someone once told me to act suspicious as fuck while doing nothing illegal
 and I took it to heart"
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--- #76 fediverse_boost/2964 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Feeling a vibe shift toward the left embracing mom energy and relinquishing our fear of cringe, and can I just say not a fucking moment too soon  
  
                                                            
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--- #77 messages/152 ---
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #79 messages/479 ---
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #80 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #82 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #83 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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 Why do I keep dreaming of embarrassing myself in combat situations?
 
 Oh yeah, because all my paladins need me, and I'm a fucking baby. What did I
 do to deserve this upon them. How could they learn from me? There is nothing
 for me to be. I am ashamed of myself.
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--- #85 fediverse/5588 ---
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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--- #86 fediverse/3406 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 ohhhhh I think the password is menardi. or maybe ephemeren. I forget.
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--- #87 fediverse/5076 ---
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 there is an explicit invitation on my door that anyone can come over whenever
 they wanted, yet hardly no-one ever does.
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--- #88 fediverse/5976 ---
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 this is why AI is evil, as explained to a witch.
picture of an ai conversation:  "let's move on to a different topic, this time I think we should describe the poem's contents self-referentially as a 3rd person narrative, with the perspective being the subject and her thoughts. I'd like to use the analyze.lua function for more than simply extracting keywords, I'd also like to use it for transformation as well. can we make a new directory inside of the /theme-analysis/ directory that will store the narratives? it should be combined into a book with milky white pages and brighter-than-blood red. Nearly pink, but a bit more orange. It should utilize generative art to make the pages feel as if they are *oozing* in sharp stalagmite and stalagtite pictures. Could probably generate with mathematical functions and a bit of fuzzing (statistically) to create straight lines. Very sharp, though, like lines being carved in butter or blood or stone. It should feel painful to read. It should be a cursed artifact. each of these narratives can be stored in the /theme-analysis/narratives/ directory, and the narrative.lua script can be called from /theme-analysis/analyze.lua. This narrative script will indeed call into analyze as well, essentially as a reciprocal dependency. Instead of analyzing for word-cloud purposes, as /theme-analysis/analyze.lua is currently doing, it would have it's own slightly tailored processes for extracting a narrative from a series of short, segmented and semipseudo disconnected series of poems.  [the ai says yes]
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--- #89 fediverse/1069 ---
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 there was a time, when a university was tantamount to heresy
 
 ======================= stack overflow =====================
 
 Magic Survival is the witchiest game I know of.
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--- #90 fediverse/1672 ---
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 @user-1037 
 
 speaking from the perspective of a witch, the land does not care what lines we
 draw in the sand. Lines are a human thing.
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--- #91 messages/138 ---
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 Every ragequit in a matchmade game is a protest against an overly restrictive
 meta that refuses to accomodate the player's preferred playstyle
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--- #92 fediverse/3107 ---
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 @user-1449 @user-1074 
 
 I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's
 about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together
 toward their common goals then... whatever, right?
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 fuck comcast in particular
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 ally chat by default is a sin, it keeps noobs from being heard
 
 should be an options menu option...
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 good witches make enchantments.
 
 bad witches steal them.
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--- #96 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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 ... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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--- #98 fediverse/5663 ---
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 I'm going to write some lua code that doesn't do anything useful and which I
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--- #99 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #100 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #101 fediverse/2403 ---
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 America 🥰 
 The United States of 😒 
 America day 🤩 
 America day with PTSD 🥴
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--- #102 fediverse/3915 ---
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 psychic damage doesn't work against mechanical opponents.
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--- #103 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #104 fediverse/3430 ---
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 maps in video games are terrible for immersion
 
 you lose all sense of scale, and suddenly the entire world is just filler
 between one place and the next
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 somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
 witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
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--- #106 fediverse/1217 ---
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 conservatives are pissed because we showed them a way to fix their dysphoria
 and heal and they don't like it
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--- #107 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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 ngl I kinda hate it when people meme about donald trump being incontinent
 
 like, yeah, he pees his pants, so what? I DO TOO. Fucking sucks. Every time I
 read people saying nasty things about it I can't help but read them in my own
 voice, and that gives me plenty of ammunition to use against myself when I'm
 feeling down.
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--- #109 fediverse/956 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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 I will forgive anyone for anything. But if you break my heart again I will
 hate you forever. and if you hurt someone I care about I will fuck you up.
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 3/20
12. the text continues from the previous page and reads "if it's been ten or more years since they moved in, the site gets rebuilt. [wait, hang on, weren't we talking about html websites? when did houses come into the discussion?]  ... wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah the text is on a gray background, as interrupting as a scythe, with a yellow backdrop as if to represent sheer white-hot flame except not white the color of all colors but fire the color of all flames. the text reads "prince of the nehalim" in bright pinking blue, as in something completely foreign and unknown to you, and continues on to read in red "so many opportunities" as if life hadn't absconded, but instead of severed instead. "parabolas persist" in the flavor of blue, the color of space in a non-light polluted view.  "live life like you're merry, as do but a few."  do you want to make people feel better? or do you just want to make them confused? Neither, really, I'm trying to tell the truth. I'm seriously just struggling to find a way to express things that others clearly seem to be forgetting - I'm not an expert in other stuff! This is literally all I'm good at! Is it valuable? Maybe not to you, but I think it could be useful, or else I would covet it and leave it in disuse.  it's time is relevant, it's words fit into a context, so if you misunderstand it's past then it's probably because you don't have the records or the ability to process them of the time in which it was posted. What if things were de 10 ten. blue text on a blue background, as a calming and soothing influence, saying "it's okay, don't freak out, just think about learning lessons about stuff that *could* go wrong and think about how you'd counter it. just like any video game, there's a strategy to defeat any other strategy. the careful application of said strategy while using or applying your own capabilities is directly correlated to the conclusions of the task." meanwhile the listener is like "what the fuck" wait shit hang on lemme add a content warning:  right so the text reads "if you want your neighbors to know something, don't post it on the internet - put it on a post-it on the wall in a public place" like, your front door, or maybe the entrance to your building, or the parking garage near the mall, or maybe the grocery store, on a product behind the one in front. that kind of thing.  depending on who you want to see it, of course... people used to do this with library books but stopped because it's quite obviously a bad and rude thing to do, books are for record keeping of the status of humanity, through each and every one of it's forms. It's weird that they all have the same stuff, because they're designed for capitalism right? Why not share them based on availability, and keep as many different types of things as possible?  when nobody cares for them, how will we remember the countless books nobody reads? How will we understand that step in developing our culture if we don't have access to the con 9. the text begins to diverge at this point, on the left it reads "it's easy if you want some privacy, - all you have to do" and then is cut off by the introduction of red text on a green background, to evoke similar colors as the original thing it was interrupting but it's own thing nonetheless, and existing off to the side in tandem, so that conditions could not remain unaddressed. the text reads "they were betting on selling us space flight [with spaceflight sliding from one side to the other, like a rocket escaping the gravitic pull of the planet it surrounded] but we cared more for food and water" the second part, after spaceflight about food and water, is intruding onto the yellow's background, which was next, to represent a continuation of the previous thought about websites and HTML. it's frustrating for the next text, which is in purple, a confused and disoriented color. it continues from the original thought "is delete the website! Boom, no more html. but if they were listed (neocities sites on a map of the region" but map is emphasized with a different color, green the color of the land, and "region" is pronounced like "realm" or perhaps "ground" or even "directions" or "land beyond the horizon (if it even exists)") 11. I think. orange text on a green blue background, same background as the previous three pictures. orange text which contrasts in a way that almost calls back to the 80s, but not quite. a little too dirty, like the blue and orange decorations around highways in New Mexico. car smoke and tire dust'll do that, and it's not like it's easy to clean - right next to the freeway, c'mon! Wouldn't it be nice if we shut it down for a day or two? Unless you had very important business, solely self-suggested. if too many people used it on those days (when they were cleaning it) then they're supposed to follow through and identify if their need was too great or if they were just being an asshole about it because their bosses forced them to. basically like, family emergencies gets a lane, things that are crucial to a social event like no beer at a frat party or whatever, heck even if the girl you like really wanted to get laid. whatever the heck it is, if you deem it an emergency then that's fine. you can drive while the highway is being cleaned. just make sure you don't slip on the suds...  ... a while later, humanity realized they could just close one direction at a time and clean the next one next time.  what was I saying? Oh yeah the text! Here's what it reads: "every year, replace five percent [but read as %] of the homes and boom you're good - maybe even do 10% if things are going well - either way, as time goes on people can live in a house as long as they want - but when they mov
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--- #112 messages/190 ---
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 Nobody cries if someone they think is evil has died.
 
 No one mourns the wicked.
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 brick + cop car is how they getcha.
 
 useful violence happens out of sight.
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--- #114 fediverse/4896 ---
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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 interesting times in peaceful times: 😎 
 
 interesting times in interesting times: 🥴
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--- #116 fediverse/5853 ---
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 everyone's all like "everything sucks" but I'm feeling confidence and a kind
 of... externalized vigor? that's sweeping me off my feet. We'll see what
 tomorrow brings, in the general sense.
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--- #117 fediverse/3427 ---
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 │ CW: re: death-of-a-family-member-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 I didn't even give him a chance.
 
 Not because I was afraid.
 
 no. it was worse.
 
 I didn't see him because I was busy.
 
 Fuck that.
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--- #118 fediverse/6119 ---
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 what's the point of using a password manager if they're just going to 2FA your
 ass anyway?
 
 oh right, so google knows whenever someone signs into obscure-porn-site.com or
 radical-chemistry-and-explosives.net or
 cheap-hot-anime-gunpla-fast-xoxo.itch.io or whatever the kids are buying these
 days
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--- #119 fediverse/4715 ---
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 @user-1728 
 
 "oh, the bad guys are coming to hurt you?? just fuckin' run away"
 
 yeah. real helpful. how about you fuck off to canada or whatever and give away
 all your possessions. Maybe they'll train you and teach you how to help in
 some way and you can come back later when the time is right.
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--- #120 fediverse/1044 ---
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 #CDCsays to always cheese the cat when they need it
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--- #121 fediverse/1233 ---
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 low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
 but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #122 fediverse/5933 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 the darkness
 how resplendent
 would be incomplete
 without that present
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--- #123 fediverse/3672 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────┘


 there's something kinda... liberating about working with computers at work.
 
 you always know that worst case scenario, even if you totally fuck up the
 system configuration, you can always reimage the machine.
 
 so... who cares! if you can't get something working, just fucking try shit
 until it works. Whack it with a software hammer. See what happens.
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--- #124 fediverse/5209 ---
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 fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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--- #125 fediverse/4439 ---
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 │ CW: suicide-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────┘


 I would never kill myself
 
 just want to put it out there.
 
 I'd rather face torture and shame and confinement than die by my own hand.
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--- #126 fediverse/5603 ---
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 │ CW: sex-mentioned    │
 └──────────────────────┘


 I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my
 visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME
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--- #127 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #128 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #129 fediverse/2161 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I fucking miss going to raves
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--- #130 fediverse/4192 ---
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 whyyyyyyy am I cursed with this 1024 character limit
 
 why can't it be like, 16 characters total. I think that'd limit my thoughts
 enough.
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--- #131 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #132 fediverse/6349 ---
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 if all you see are allies, slow down. 
 
 never come to a stop, even through sleep.
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--- #133 fediverse/4940 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #134 fediverse/1293 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: fedi meta, the bad space, fediblock, misleading and untrue cw, uspol, speedrunning discourse, industrial revolution, aquarium tips │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-921 
 
 where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
 about
 
 ... are you talking about me
 
 [silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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--- #135 fediverse/1039 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: spirituality     │
 └──────────────────────┘


 god's on the fediverse and you want me to work to pay rent? what the fuck is
 wrong with you
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--- #136 fediverse_boost/5409 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  anybody, anywhere: if you're protesting, remember to shut the fuck up.      
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWEpW6KOZDs                                 
  #protest #rights #goodTrouble #advice #palestine #freePalestine #ice #ukpol #uspol  
  
                                                            
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--- #137 fediverse/1482 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 I feel like SSH keys to log into every website should be a standard
 
 or something similar
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--- #138 messages/54 ---
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 https://kali-is-an-abdl.tumblr.com/
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--- #139 fediverse/827 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────┘


 2/3 is fair, right? I mean, to keep a majority without overwriting authority. 
 
 .> go to sleep you fuck
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--- #140 bluesky#9 ---
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 gee sure wish someone would pay antifa
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--- #141 fediverse/1411 ---
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 go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz
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--- #142 fediverse/5865 ---
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 to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment
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--- #143 fediverse/1864 ---
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 yes I am cargoculting set -euo pipefail and no I'm not apologizing
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--- #144 fediverse/4381 ---
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 If people are being a bother and just slowing things down, *fucking shoot
 them." you have my permission. What time is it? Time to fucking go.
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--- #145 fediverse/4554 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: political-violence-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────────────┘


 can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
 simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
 poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
 
 gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
 something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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--- #146 messages/537 ---
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 We need to find a way to care about all the shitheads who are going to have
 their hearts broken by trump
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--- #147 fediverse/262 ---
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 the feminine urge to buy a chain shirt, bracers, and greaves
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--- #148 fediverse/5371 ---
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 @user-1429 
 
 oh fuck 
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--- #149 fediverse/2434 ---
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 I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
 with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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--- #150 fediverse/2412 ---
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 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
 imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
 
 plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
 your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
 means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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--- #151 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #152 fediverse/5961 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────
 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #153 messages/238 ---
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 The world does not deserve to bear such a sorrowful one as me
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--- #154 fediverse/3533 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: weird            │
 └──────────────────────┘


 dear people watching my screen:
 
 if you're so disturbed by what I'm looking at, then why do you bother watching?
 
 ... oh right, you think I'm a danger to the membranum. Well... sucks to be you
 then.
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--- #155 fediverse/4878 ---
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 OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
 strikes back part twoooooo
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--- #156 fediverse/28 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: don't-read-this,-it-sucks cursing, sex, catboys │
 └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 EDIT: don't read this
 
 When all the catboys are gone because the cultural movement has passed and
 it's not retro yet can you honestly say you'd be fine knowing you never fucked
 one?
 
 EDIT: I fucking hate that I posted this last year. I'm sorry. It's cringe as
 fuck. I wish I could delete it but that'd be wrong.
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--- #157 fediverse/6262 ---
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 don't ever sacrifice a creature to a fate that is unknown.
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--- #158 notes/unboxed-cables ---
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 human porn is just cable porn for humans
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--- #159 fediverse/3000 ---
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 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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--- #160 fediverse/3382 ---
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 first rule of Nintendo games:
 
 if you rush things, you'll have to do it twice.
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--- #161 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #162 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #163 fediverse/173 ---
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 @user-156 alone, as all men do?
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--- #164 fediverse/6125 ---
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 @user-1871 
 
 conquer your foes and they will never again harm you.
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--- #165 fediverse/5027 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: spirituality-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────────┘


 resent not your angels nor demons, for they give you a stage upon which you
 may perform.
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--- #166 messages/145 ---
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 Any political or moral philosophy is useless until tested against both good
 and evil
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--- #167 fediverse/3282 ---
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 I hate how fragile Linux is
 
 It deserves to be strong and durable
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--- #168 fediverse/329 ---
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 @user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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--- #169 fediverse/5451 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: pee-mentioned    │
 └──────────────────────┘


 wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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--- #170 fediverse/615 ---
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 wretched doesn't necessarily imply miserable.
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--- #171 fediverse/3615 ---
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 code is useless
 
 the ability to write, maintain, or implement it is priceless
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--- #172 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
 .
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--- #173 fediverse/1462 ---
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 here are the albums I know:
 
 Insomniac: Being young is weird
 Dookie: Our culture fucking sucks
 American Idiot: Let's fucking burn it
 20th Century Radio: While listening to this
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--- #174 fediverse/758 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 sucks... I hope they fix your power and water soon. 
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--- #175 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #176 fediverse/5087 ---
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 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/music/stuff/its-a-spell-sword.zip
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/music/stuff/rosalia-vavadane.zip
 
 fashion is my passion
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--- #177 fediverse/2611 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: meta         │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-1153 
 
 what kind of meta are you referring to? instance stuff?
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--- #178 fediverse/5578 ---
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 "yes.... YESSS!!~! burn your self out for me, puniful mortals! I BASK IN YOUR
 SIN OF DECREPIT DILIGENCE!"
 
 wow chill out it's like, 10am jeez
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--- #179 fediverse/3952 ---
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 they want eye tracking so they can tell what kinds of ads to sell me
 
 I want eye tracking on the desktop so I can select enemies in MMOs easier
 
 we are not the same
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--- #180 fediverse/4042 ---
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 "Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial
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--- #181 fediverse/5135 ---
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 I think it should be a warcrime to attempt to summon demons to slay your foes.
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--- #182 fediverse/5726 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: programming-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────────┘


 🖼
           local response  equals 1 while true do if response does not equal 0 then require: build, my_name, and heart. end.                  response  equals in_channel:peek()  humans are unafraid because anyone better than us would necessarily be kinder
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--- #183 fediverse/3806 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: Hot take     │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-1074 
 
 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
 things
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--- #184 fediverse/2869 ---
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 "nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!"
 
 they used to have straps, too.
 
 [above boobs, below armpits]
 
 also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work.
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--- #185 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment.
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--- #186 fediverse/231 ---
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 spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #187 fediverse/3215 ---
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 tell me this: why do Starlink satellites need lights on them at all?
 
 can't they just operate in the dark, as floating hunks of metal sending
 signals to-and-fro?
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  RE: https://tech.lgbt/users/CordiallyChloe/statuses/113957636149012456      
  
                                                            
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 Hello, I am a witch and this is my altar.
 
 Here, I dream of a green USA.
 
 covered by the branches,
 my body decays into parts,
 ready to join the next life that needs me.
 
 [read the alt-text on the pictures, or listen to your screenreader for more
 explanation]
a round planter pot with a dead plant growing out of it. At it's feet there are sticks I found outside that are covered in moss - the moss is dehydrated, and so brown and dusty. Sticking out of the pot is a flag of my homeland, and behind it there is a fog covered windowpane. In addition, my cat watches from behind, asking me to open the door for her so she can go out on the porch and freeze for a bit before begging to be let back in. She just wanted to see the cold, I suspect. close up picture of the thirsty moss. There is a small glass jar partly filled with water - I add a bit more whenever I pray, from my water bottle. As it evaporates from the jar, it makes the world just a bit more humid, and better for moss to grow in.  there are leaves and detritus in the planter pot as well, to simulate a forest floor covered in soil. I've sprayed the moss with water, and it awakens and spreads it's arms in exultation. The light from the window behind it gives power to it's ever-beckoning grasp, as it sucks carbon from the atmosphere to build itself as a structure that fights back against disorder. Consuming naught but light, water, and air, it grows forever without a care, and tomorrow our world is more beautiful.
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 Alright, if the average person is sorta stupid and cruel, then are we not
 tending to a kingdom of ogres, rather than humans?
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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 Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
 want to still eat it" sauce?
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--- #193 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
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  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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 I'm wasted on this century.
 
 nobody even believes in magic anymore
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 @user-1558 
 
 I contest trolls too because it fulfills my internal adventurer instinct to
 protect marketplaces and farmhouses from savage brutes made out of moss with
 clubs the size of a log
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--- #196 fediverse_boost/5871 ---
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  going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends  
  
                                                            
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--- #197 messages/354 ---
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 Fuck it, I guess I'm doing kegels now.
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 they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
 attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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 dear right-wing converts to the cult of sanity:
 
 you don't have to be trans just to show [your devotion/you're sorry], we'll
 accept anyone who is cool and "gets it"
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