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 (stewed marinaras are still delicious)
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 @user-633 
 
 ooooo delicious (^_^*)
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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 food-mentioned
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--- #4 fediverse/4248 ---
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 jan soweli
 
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a picture of a fox person in the background with the words "jan" and "soweli" imprinted above  in Toki Pona, the language for good, "jan" means "person" and "soweli" means "animal", essentially implying that animal people are valid and precious and super-cool-friendly-pals.
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the words "strange nerd" has all the same letters as "transgender" just in a different order. Implying they are related somehow. They must be, right? It's clear as day to me. If you just follow the evidence, starting with the fact that ess tee are aye enn is easily re-arranged into "trans" by moving the ess to the end, and moving on to the gee enn in "strange" and the enn in "nerd" is easily seen to be the start of "gen" as in "gender" and well, I think you can handle the rest
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a four panel comic. The first has a man naked in bed holding a walkie-talkie.  "I lost my phone, so we have to do phone sex over walkie-talkie"  next panel, he lies back and gets comfortable, resting an arm underneath his head and stretching to fill his available space. He speaks with command into the microphone and says "Bend over."  She, in the third panel, holds her walkie talkie with grace, and listens with the blankest of face. "Bend what?"  ... fourth panel. She remembers what she forgot. "Over."
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 ending graveyards forever
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 @user-570 
 
 not always (but often)
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 bring back savory teas, where did they go
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 @user-1879 
 
 good
 
 helpful, and useful
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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