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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
 
 in old MMOs like City of Heroes or Runescape you could do different emotes and
 they'd often have text messages that'd play whenever they were applied. Like
 /sleep causing your character to say "...zzzZZZzzz..." it was kinda cute.
 Anyway what I meant by that is I'm eepy sleepy goodnight my fellow americans
 (or whatever)
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--- #1 fediverse/2496 ---
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 ... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
 
 if sleep won't come I'll write down the thoughts that are keeping me up. that
 usually makes it easier.
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--- #2 fediverse/3937 ---
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 awwwww, I wish I was tacticool : (
 
 sure would be nice to have SOMETHING going for me >.>
 
 ah well guess I'm more of the "eepy sleepy" type teehee
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--- #3 fediverse/116 ---
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 @user-95 didn't work, I think I'm too tired
 
 ...zzzZZZzzz...
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 @user-249 
 
 oh y'know just sleeping until I see something I can do.
 
 I am not afraid, now or ever, but I am sleepy.
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--- #5 fediverse/1932 ---
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 candy should be medicine to soothe the soul, not snacks
 
 ...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #6 fediverse/114 ---
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 made this, now I'm sleepy, goodnight 
garth was born at the age of 25.  he came from his mother's womb wielding a club, and he beat the men who came to kill her. Unfortunately though, they succeeded, and so began the single moment when garth has ever lose ed.  garth was walking down the forest path one day, when a man came upon him. garth killed him.  then another man came, and garth slew him as well. there was a tuff and a scruffle, and garth came out of it on top.  garth once fought a boar, a rabbit, and a coccoon at the same time. he defeated them all through sheer patience and determination, and from it he took a tusk, a tooth, and a shattered glass of wine.  garth came to a dungeon, and within it he found a treasure. he brought it to his elders, and they gave him a pat on the back. garth wanted more pats, so he searched and searched for treasure and always found it. because he was doing the right thing, and treasure wants to be found by those who would do good with it.  I'm sure you don't know this, but once garth fought a dragon. they crashed through the skies and littered the fields of their home with the broken and crashed symbols of their own. garth defeated the dragon when one of it's claws broke, thus giving him the advantage. he took from that fight a shield of dragonscale, and a tabard made out of some cloth.  there are more stories of garth that won't fit in this description box.
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--- #7 fediverse/5485 ---
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 why the heck would you only let people sleep in your bed if you're also
 sleeping in it? maybe they'll sniff your pillow and get lost in your dreams.
 /shrug
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--- #8 fediverse/4642 ---
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #9 fediverse/5748 ---
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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
 
 whyyyyyy am I so sleeeeepy oh yeah it's this human form, I gotta feed it and
 water it and rest it and take care of it and it's totally worth it
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 Good night, I sure hope I'm the same person in the morning and not an
 assassinated version of myself that has been produced through the manufactured
 proceedings of an LLM or otherwise self computerized contriving designed to
 align to the purpose of my expression (with a few added caveats)! Talk to you
 later, I love you all! Wait, I don't know you. How can I love you? Easy, it's
 my default. Anyway goodnight, sleep is death and dreams are the bounty of
 reality.
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--- #11 fediverse/3707 ---
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 phew I'm tired of productivity, gonna play a game and fall asleep ^_^
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--- #12 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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 goodnight ...zzzZZZzzz...
 
 don't push when sleep
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 so I guess I'm a chaotic-good witch paladin?
 
 and yes I know "chaotic" and "paladin" don't usually go together, but...
 somehow I make it work
 
 ... I should do more pushups. Practice with my sword some more. That part of
 me's sorta been asleep for four-ish months.
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--- #15 messages/489 ---
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 Many autistic people will identify one particular way to do things and then be
 only capable of doing it that way. Like, falling asleep on the left side with
 their legs just so, and never learning any other ways to sleep on. But what
 happens if for example they are wounded in the arm they rest upon? They would
 have impaired sleeping capabilities! Not ideal.
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--- #16 fediverse/2434 ---
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 I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
 with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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--- #17 fediverse/2288 ---
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 ... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
 
 I gotta lotta things to eat, but I'm so tired and kinda dirty. Maybe a shower
 first. TTYL
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--- #18 messages/146 ---
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #19 fediverse/2313 ---
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 Gonna take another nap, last one was only 3 hours long. I'll sleep on my back
 this time, or else I'll rest for 3 hours I swear.
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--- #20 fediverse/2297 ---
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 Lying wide awake at night with things that I want to say drifting through my
 mind one by one
 
 getting up to write them down? forgetting them all.
 
 I think I'm just gonna leave my computer online to reduce friction hehe.
 
 up and down, till everyone's in town, maybe I'll nap between tweets.
 
 [they're called toots here, dummy]
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