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 @user-42 I had complications with my surgery. I wouldn't recommend it if you
 are likely to have a complicated surgery. I'm sorry :(
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--- #1 fediverse/1333 ---
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 @user-944 @user-803 
 
 I'm sorry that what I said resonated with you : (
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--- #2 messages/1458 ---
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 I'm never going to a hospital again. This upgrades my previous decision which
 was "I'm never getting surgery again"
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--- #3 messages/1445 ---
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 Am I paranoid? You betcha.
 
 Will I apologize? ... Probably not. Sorry.
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--- #4 fediverse/609 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I'm sorry for your loss
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--- #5 fediverse/657 ---
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 @user-478 
 
 uh-oh, I should watch out D:
 
 [it's probably fine]
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--- #6 fediverse/329 ---
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 @user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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--- #7 fediverse/3658 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 yeah I probably should have said "tiara" hehe
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--- #8 fediverse/3124 ---
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 I should not have to follow 16 steps that I don't understand just because you
 decided my system wasn't good enough for me.
a long list of steps in order to update a gentoo system to a new version (not even the newest version, I might add) 
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--- #9 fediverse/6434 ---
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 *confess your sins to me* I'm sorry I once had a thought
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--- #10 fediverse/1957 ---
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 I might let you down, but I'll never betray you.
 
 ... I'm letting someone down right now. I'm sorry.
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #12 fediverse/10 ---
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 @user-11 oh god I'm so sorry. That's the worst feeling.
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--- #13 fediverse/1243 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 hey sorry for ditching you yesterday, hope you had a good night ^_^
 
 I feel much better today.
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--- #14 fediverse/943 ---
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 @user-646 
 
 babbling, yes, but that's just how I do. sorry to bother you.
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 @user-1074 
 
 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
 things
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--- #16 fediverse/962 ---
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 when considering the benefit of the doubt, consider doubting the benefit of
 consideration.
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--- #17 fediverse/2645 ---
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 @user-1292 
 
 ah, well, I don't even know what HTT is. Sorry for clogging up your mentions
 😅
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--- #18 fediverse/6282 ---
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 I wish I knew every time someone had been hurt by me. I'd probably cry.
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--- #19 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #20 fediverse/3759 ---
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 I can't get into a game with swords like this, I'm sorry, those aren't swords
 they're stat sticks...
picture of an anime girl offering a sword picture of a second anime girl looking at the sword with disgust because the sword is obviously ornamental or ceremonial in some way. It has strange spiky bits and weird impossible-to-use features like a dragon shaped handle and an impossible shape. 
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