=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 @user-36 So, you're saying the tally system doesn't make sense, and instead
 what I suggested for base zero is instead base 1?
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--- #1 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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 @user-576 
 
 So says I. Do you disagree?
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--- #3 fediverse/38 ---
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 @user-36 ideally you'd convert to an arbitrary base (in this case 9) and shift
 from there, but shifting two places might work. idk I haven't thought about it.
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║ │ Overheard at the lab: “I don’t understand why people do drugs when they could be doing operating systems research instead.” │ ║
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--- #5 fediverse/5167 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 so, you're saying we should select for good people, rather than loyal people?
 
 If so, I tend to agree.
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--- #6 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #7 fediverse/1810 ---
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 some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
 and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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--- #8 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #9 fediverse/37 ---
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 This would normally just be a weird way to divide except it allows you to
 divide by zero, which is kinda cool.
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--- #10 fediverse/2363 ---
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 Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
 opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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--- #11 fediverse/4025 ---
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 the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
 in on it.
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--- #12 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #13 messages/141 ---
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 Why would we say not to divide by zero? We literally do it every time we use
 the percent sign smh [silly]
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--- #14 fediverse/3124 ---
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 I should not have to follow 16 steps that I don't understand just because you
 decided my system wasn't good enough for me.

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--- #15 fediverse/41 ---
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 @user-36 As a thought experiment, what do you think happens using this system
 to divide by 1? What about dividing by 0? Curious to see what you think
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--- #16 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #17 messages/280 ---
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 Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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--- #18 fediverse/2791 ---
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 @user-1358 
 
 you don't go golfing to relax.
 
 well, maybe you do, but he doesn't.
 
 he goes golfing to talk about shady shit.
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--- #19 fediverse/178 ---
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 @user-95 you aren't the first person to tell me that so I think you might be
 right : )
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--- #20 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #21 fediverse/40 ---
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 @user-36 so what you're saying is I need to come up with an easier way to
 change bases? Or at least a way to digit shift in a different base than what
 you currently have. Sounds complicated.
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--- #22 fediverse/3405 ---
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 on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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--- #23 fediverse/956 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #24 fediverse/1394 ---
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 the sun doesn't seem as bright if you spend your days underneath it.
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--- #25 messages/1176 ---
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 it's not a community if nobody would ask where you've been.
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--- #26 fediverse/1178 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 copyright is a flawed system, I'm not surprised it would keep us from the best
 path forward. >: (
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 @user-211 I agree! The problem is the limit as x->0 from the left and right
 trend toward different infinities, meaning it's neither -infinity nor
 +infinity. Which makes me think that it's the value that's exactly in the
 middle, AKA zero.
 
 Why wouldn't 1/0 be zero? Division is just inverse-multiplication, and
 multiplying anything by zero is zero. Why wouldn't division use the same
 rules? I don't understaaaaaand T.T
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--- #28 fediverse/2292 ---
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 I don't know who needs to hear this after staying up all night driving, but
 it's ideal to get where you're going with at least a day to rest. The body can
 only do so much, and isn't it better to be fresh?
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--- #29 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #30 fediverse/3462 ---
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 "why didn't you say anything? why didn't you ask for help?"
 
 because then you might have done something about it, and don't you know I
 deserve to decay?
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--- #31 fediverse/5544 ---
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 when people need you but don't believe in you, it's easy to find it difficult
 to get out of bed.
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--- #32 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #33 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #34 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #35 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #36 fediverse/615 ---
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 wretched doesn't necessarily imply miserable.
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--- #37 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #38 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #39 fediverse/2466 ---
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 do as I say, and as I do.
 
 or don't, do as you want to.
 
 I hope you do want to do what I say to do.
 
 I wouldn't say it if I didn't think it was right.
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--- #40 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
 .
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--- #41 fediverse/3706 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... that makes sense. Downside is as soon as you do, suddenly there's a 0%
 chance you'll remember which goes where.
 
 I guess that's why you keep the box, lmao xD
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--- #42 fediverse/4463 ---
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 at this point in time you probably shouldn't be forming NEW online communities
 unless you're part of an OLD community that just isn't radical enough. And
 then you should try and MERGE communities into larger, more geographically
 concentrated ones.
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--- #43 fediverse/498 ---
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 Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
 the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
 might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
 perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
 information presented to me.
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--- #44 fediverse/4399 ---
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #45 fediverse/2090 ---
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 don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
 tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
 they don't have energy when they need it.
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--- #46 fediverse/946 ---
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 @user-661 
 
 so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
 from ruling your life?
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--- #47 fediverse/824 ---
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 I once heard that time doesn't pass when you're well and truly in the moment,
 and I thought "that's not true, I'm always losing track of the moment".
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--- #48 fediverse/4770 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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--- #49 messages/404 ---
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 They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
 of where you're going.
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--- #50 notes/dear-me ---
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 dear me: 
 
           DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
 
 that's all, fuck off and be helpful
 
 ... wow, rude.
 
 yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings.
 
 helpful.
 useful.
 
 many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be
 prologued. but pronounced prolonged.
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--- #51 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #52 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #53 fediverse/4084 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 the more you try, the more you have to calculate, which is a problem, because
 endlessly recursive calculations create infinite loops, which frankly are
 impossible to compute because they defy computation! Not good, not ideal, no
 thank you, not for me, no thanks, not what I'd like.
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--- #54 fediverse/1986 ---
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 when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
 you?
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║ │ i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said │ ║
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--- #56 fediverse/3805 ---
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 neat

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--- #57 fediverse/5663 ---
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 I'm going to write some lua code that doesn't do anything useful and which I
 don't share with anyone
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--- #58 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #59 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #60 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #61 fediverse/110 ---
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 @user-95 monday is as reasonable of a day to start the universe as any,
 wouldn't you think? it is the beginning of the week, after all.
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #63 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #64 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #65 fediverse/354 ---
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 @user-258 
 
 do pickles count as a fluid?
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 @user-367 
 
 I figured, based on what you said : )
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--- #67 messages/1177 ---
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 it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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--- #68 fediverse/3255 ---
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 @user-1209 
 
 oh this isn't a subtoot I'm making up my own context : )
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--- #69 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #70 fediverse/1397 ---
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 why don't we teach git in high school?
 
 oh yeah, because microsoft word is not plain text.
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 arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
 
 (I didn't paint this hehe)

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--- #72 fediverse/5345 ---
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 you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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--- #73 fediverse/3195 ---
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 I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to like all kinds of
 jam equally.
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--- #74 fediverse/2311 ---
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 I don't like it when people say "For Ritz" - don't do it for me, do it for
 you! Weirdos. Cuties.
 
 "nobody says that about you"
 
 well duh, not yet. I'm still alive.
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 I wonder how many things I've forgot? More every minute, I'd say, and though I
 try and chronicle them all... What's there to say?
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #77 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #78 fediverse/3366 ---
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 I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your friend sends you a paragraph
 you don't have to respond with a paragraph.
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--- #79 fediverse/6304 ---
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 Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance
 
 Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna stay inside unless I decide to go outside. How's that?
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--- #80 fediverse/1213 ---
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 why did g0d see fit to put the zero right next to the o key
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--- #81 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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 @user-1074 
 
 hence my suggestion for a three tier system - one of which maintains the
 current system, the next which organizes labor, and the next which organizes
 families
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 don't work with me.
 
 work around me.
 
 don't talk to me.
 
 talk about me.
 
 don't share with me.
 
 I deserve nothing.
 
 don't take from me.
 
 I have nothing.
 
 -radio-radio-remedy-
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 in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
 sake.
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 I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
 trash. Or in a store.
 
 so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
 dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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--- #86 fediverse/320 ---
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 @user-232 @user-233 @user-234
 
 you're not wrong.
 
 there's more to it than that, but you're not wrong.
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--- #87 fediverse/4935 ---
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 ... I think. I don't actually know how bitcoin works.
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 This should go without saying, but...
 
 I'm here for you.
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--- #89 messages/771 ---
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 When you're working, don't write down your ideas.
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--- #90 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #91 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #92 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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 why don't we build datacenters in valleys and make a bunch of mist?
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 @user-699 @user-78 
 
 I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
 thoughts
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 if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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 my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
 other people who visit the house.
 
 but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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 Just because I'm performing doesn't mean I'm pretending, or that I can help it.
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 me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
 
 me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
 then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
 time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
 puke, okay?"
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--- #99 fediverse/4876 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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 Infinity is not the highest number.
 
 Infinity is not any number of numbers.
 
 Infinity is all of the numbers in one sigil.
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--- #101 fediverse/1334 ---
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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 And then if there's 10 of them [clones] that are in on it...
 
 They can spy on them by being different "selves" of their own at once.
 Systematized identity refraction.
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--- #103 fediverse/2157 ---
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 @user-1180 
 
 the reason I say this is sometimes it's necessary to boost a post that doesn't
 have a CW and like, I can't add one of my own, so...
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #105 fediverse/206 ---
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 @user-174 so what you're saying is if we make it harder for companies to exist
 then the minimum threshold of quality will rise?
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--- #106 fediverse/327 ---
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 if you don't go outside, the synchronicities can't getcha
 
 oh you have to stay off the fediverse too-NOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE ME
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #108 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #109 fediverse/905 ---
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 having trouble naming things?
 
 just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
 trying to get across.
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--- #110 fediverse/5195 ---
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 whenever you test one extreme, you must also test it's opposite, just for the
 extra information.
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--- #111 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #112 fediverse/6108 ---
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 trusting someone doesn't mean you'll do what they say. it means you'll listen.
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--- #113 fediverse/4578 ---
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 Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
 
 it's a tree
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--- #114 fediverse/1049 ---
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 #CDCsays there's no difference between a stick and a mud, when it comes down
 to it
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--- #115 fediverse/6294 ---
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 if you play optimally, you'll never get any chance to make decisions.
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--- #116 fediverse/847 ---
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 I say "my" not as in "mine" but "my" as in "my beloved"
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--- #117 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #118 fediverse/2672 ---
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 don't follow strangers to second locations.
 
 especially not if they involve walking to the other side of town...
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--- #119 fediverse/3000 ---
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 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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 Consumption is contribution to a capitalist system. Normalize taking whatever
 you are given and living as humbly as you can. Only when everyone does that
 may capitalism die. Talk to them, learn from their stories. Teach them your
 ways but don't force anything upon them. Any ounce of regret is defined as a
 mind not aligned to the angle of perception that designs the line that the
 collective mind co-re-assigns.
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--- #121 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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 but I don't know any of your dances, so don't ask.
 
 I can show you mine if you'd like.
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--- #123 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #124 fediverse/1517 ---
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 if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
 they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
 other? the poor dears.
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║ │ People love to talk about what the intentions are. However, when a system constantly produces a different outcome than the one it is "intended" for then it's perfectly reasonable to assume the actual intention is the outcome it continues to produce. │ ║
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--- #126 fediverse/2216 ---
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 Maybe that's why I don't have any friends xD xD
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--- #127 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #128 fediverse/1481 ---
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 if you lose someone on the Fediverse then there's a zero percent chance you'll
 ever find them again.
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--- #129 fediverse/1669 ---
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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--- #130 fediverse/2607 ---
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 @user-249 
 
 most people don't talk to me so either you're braver than most or I hit a
 common chord that you and I share
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 @user-246 
 
 oh, you mean the "/100" button? saves three keypresses I guess!
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--- #132 fediverse/2837 ---
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 most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
 down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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 @user-907 
 
 how does the music sound? want me to help you setup a visualizer?
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 what's that? you need capital to contribute to the capitalist system? sounds
 like a skill issue, shoulda picked better at character creation. Don't you
 know the silver spoon trait is meta right now?
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--- #135 fediverse/6007 ---
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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 @user-334 
 
 You wouldn't believe the amount of time I spend wondering if a particular typo
 was divinely inspired and actually super important or... if it was just a
 fat-finger and I accidentally pushed a button I didn't intend.
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--- #138 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #139 fediverse/617 ---
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 So much of computing is just... handling the quirks of hardware and presenting
 it to the user (programmer) in a way that is sane and makes sense, instead of
 the arcane and [nebulous/confabulous/incomprehensible] way that physical
 nature demands our absurdly potentialized computational endeavors be.
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 why the heck would -11/2 be defined but 1/0 not be? seems kinda sus to me.
 maybe it's just... not reducible, the same way that 5+i isn't?
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 "never lose your totem"
 
 I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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 Do you ever think about how you're not actually a person but instead just an
 instantiation of a collection of traits and behaviors generated from a
 template that is the randomized product of two other forms and trained through
 a lifetime of adaptation and subjected to trials of increasing difficulty and
 frequency?
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 can't wait for season two of Andor, either it totally sucks or it'll knock our
 socks off. But something tells me it won't hurt us either way.
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--- #144 messages/264 ---
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 Don't write self documenting code! Force people to read the documentation so
 they know how to use it
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--- #145 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #146 fediverse/986 ---
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 adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not
 formatting or grammar.
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 honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
 most beautiful.
 
 like below the crust.
 
 or space.
 
 the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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 @user-246 
 
 It's interesting to me that we can divide by infinity, but not zero. I feel
 like it's true that dividing by zero would equal infinity (or maybe zero too
 lol) but I don't know how to prove it T.T
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 The schizophrenic sees truth in dazzling displays of colors unknown to man,
 while the neurotypical sees truth in shades of gray that can be reasoned with.
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 @user-1074 
 
 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
 dummies will believe you wink
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 @user-95 can't tell if that's an invitation or not : )
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 people can't compel you to give gifts, that's why they're gifts. which is why
 a gift economy can't be all, because sometimes you need something now.
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 we all need each other, no matter how much we don't want to need.
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 found this silly diagram in my pictures folder for no reason whatsoever, hehe
 so silly amiright
 
 (guess which square I'm in lmaooooo)