=== ANCHOR POEM ===
══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────
Boil the rice.
when it is finished and hot, add a lot of butter and stir it in.
when done add cinnamon and stir it in.
then add raisins if wanted.
then milk to taste.
add sugar if desired.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘
=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
--- #1 fediverse/837 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food │
└──────────────────────┘
if you're cooking, and you want a specific ingredient to have a stronger
flavor, use more of it.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘
--- #2 fediverse/2533 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-recipe-idea │
└──────────────────────┘
egg drop soup:
boil some water with boullion.
drop some eggs in it.
cook until done.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #3 fediverse/256 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-recipe │
└──────────────────────┘
rice in the rice maker with butter, worcestersire sauce (not too much!) and
salt
when it's done, flake hard boiled eggs (2 eggs per cup of rice) on top and
douse with a small-mediumish amount of soyaki
could do well with either a packet of dehydrated vegetables or perhaps some
diced carrots or green onions. Honestly carrots go well in most things.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #4 fediverse/3455 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
┌───────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-quartermastery-mentioned │
└───────────────────────────────────┘
when you run out of an ingredient you use often (like butter, seasoning, or
flour) put the container by your shoes.
then, when you go to the store, look through all the empty containers and make
a mental list.
when you get home and are putting things away, if you forgot something just
leave the old container by the door. everything else can be recycled / trashed.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #5 fediverse/234 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-recipe │
└──────────────────────┘
carrots and sweet onions sauteeing on the stove
rice in the rice-cooker seasoned with butter and boullion
garnish with chopped green onions and a dash of garlic powder
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #6 fediverse/4115 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘
--- #7 fediverse/4795 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
don't know how to make decent rice and beans?
get the heartiest vegetable soup you can find from the store and cook some
jasmine rice and lentils in a pot. You should be able to do both in the same
pot. cook them like noodles by boiling some water and adding the rice and
beans. add some salt to the water. make it salty like the sea.
then drain the rice and beans once you taste test them to be done. be patient.
add the hearty, savory soup to the mix alongside a big hunk of butter.
boom, protein, calories, nutrients. all in one meal. the more vegetables in
the soup, the better, and if you're feeling fancy you can sautee some of your
own instead of soup by dicing them into inch large chunks and throwing them in
a pan on medium heat with some butter and whatever seasonings you want for a
while, stirring only when they start to stick. Just enough to brown them, not
burn them.
butter and salt and garlic and boullion are your friends. don't do too much,
if you notice them a lot then it's too much.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┘
--- #8 fediverse/3343 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned-cursing-mentioned │
└──────────────────────────────────────┘
Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and
want to still eat it" sauce?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #9 fediverse/475 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────
I love cooking. My favorite food is "melange" also called "gruel" by the less
culinary people in my life. It consists primarily of a rice or noodle base,
plus a bunch of other ingredients (usually sauteed) that are quite nutritious.
Then, you season in a way such that it tastes delicious and savory and BOOM
you have the perfect food.
Well, not as good as steamed eggs, but still pretty good.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #10 fediverse/338 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────
┌───────────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-learning-to-cook │
└───────────────────────────┘
If you want to learn to cook, start with a sandwich. Then spaghetti sauce from
a jar. Then sautee some vegetables and throw them on top of rice. Then go to
the store, read the back of a tasty-looking package, and make the recipe it
suggests.
Then you know how to cook. Don't bother with online recipes.
Also, more butter, more salt.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #11 fediverse/2517 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
when cooking, a bit of pickle juice can make almost any dish "zing"!
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #12 fediverse/4446 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
lentils are easier to cook than beans and are nutritionally very similar.
Heck, I just throw them in with the rice in the rice-cooker and it works out
great.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘
--- #13 fediverse/1826 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
┌───────────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned-recipe │
└───────────────────────────┘
a box of tri-color rotini
a good spoonfull of better than boullion italian
a medium amount of large colby-jack cheese cubes (about one for every other
bite)
boil with just enough water for the noodles to start sticking to the pan once
entirely cooked and add cheese, butter, and top with generous dashes of smoked
paprika and lime juice.
don't strain the noodles. have just enough water left to have a thin sauce.
if vegetables are desired, firm carrots and peas (read: frozen or fresh, not
canned) or diced/shredded onions.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #14 fediverse/593 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────
When you run out of a seasoning, put the empty bottle in a special place that
you can see before going to the store.
When I carried a purse, I'd put it in there. Could also go in the pocket of a
sweatshirt or jacket that you wear when doing errands. Maybe even just on the
ledge next to your shoes. Something that reminds you to get this particular
seasoning, and no others. It's easy to get others...
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #15 fediverse/1522 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────
┌────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-cooking-mentioned │
└────────────────────────────┘
dry ramen is not the same as dried ramen. For dry ramen I strain the noodles
and add the seasoning with butter. Wet ramen is similar minus the butter and
plus noodle water.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘
--- #16 fediverse/4432 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────
@user-1678
warriors need help the most.
why should they cook and clean if they're busy dying for you?
help them. Do what you can for them. Or become one yourself.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘
--- #17 fediverse/246 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-cooking-opinion │
└──────────────────────────┘
the broth they sell at the store is way too thin. boullion is much better
because it's so concentrated. think of it as "essence of X" when you have
"broth of vegetables" or "broth of carrots and onions" or whatever... can help
make it easier to cook something decent by using general flavors
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #18 fediverse/354 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: Kinda lewd; half-joking; playful │
└──────────────────────────────────────────┘
@user-258
do pickles count as a fluid?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #19 fediverse/2239 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
I didn't think about this until finishing the last sandwich, but a dash of
instant coffee can be a nice invigoration spell. Might make the PB&J taste
a bit funky, but I already put hemp hearts and nutritional yeast in them so
nobody's gonna eat them unless they trust me.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #20 fediverse/4511 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────
┌───────────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-recipe-requested │
└───────────────────────────┘
does anyone know of a recipe that uses only flour, butter, yeast, eggs, and
salt? It doesn't need to use every ingredient, but those are easy to acquire.
ideally with the ability to include nuts or dried fruit or something else
nutritious.
the requirements include the ability to cook it using only a rice-cooker (or
crock pot, or other kind of slow-cooking ceramic dish which heats from all
directions at once)
in addition, it must NOT need kneading. It must be able to be cooked passively
without attention. The fewer steps, the better.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘
--- #21 fediverse/2784 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: food-mentioned │
└────────────────────────┘
@user-579
hehe sometimes all you have is whatever's on the fridge. in times like those,
be thankful for your spices! that's what I've learned at least : )
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #22 fediverse/258 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food │
└──────────────────────┘
did you know that you can steam eggs instead of hard boiling them? it's much
easier, and the eggs are easier to peel as well.
you need one of those strainers that fits inside a pot. or you could probably
jury rig something with a plate and a cup, but make sure they're heat
resistant.
boil some water, put the eggs in the strainer for 11 minutes with a lid on,
and then cover them in cold water for a bit. boom easy peasy.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #23 fediverse/1856 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
┌───────────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-recipe-mentioned │
└───────────────────────────┘
rice and lentils in the rice cooker with lots of butter
when it's done, serve in a large bowl and add one can of vegetable soup
is delicious
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #24 fediverse/3611 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
package (without seasoning)
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #25 fediverse/5818 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────
all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
shef had been making
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘
--- #26 fediverse/1678 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────
┌────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: cooking-food-mentioned │
└────────────────────────────────┘
@user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘
--- #27 fediverse/3622 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-recipe │
└──────────────────────┘
nachos
cast-iron skillet (or other deep pan)
throw in some butter or vegetable oil (not olive oil)
heat it up a bit
crack four eggs in there
cut some slices off of a hunk of cheese
add some chips on top of the eggs
add the cheese on top of the eggs
cover it and leave it on the like, 2 or 3 out of 10 heat setting
come back whenever it's done
transfer to plate
add salsa
boom nachos
(optional but recommended: beans):
for the beans, if you want, throw a can of refried beans on the stove and add
a TINY can of tomato chunks and a big hunk of butter
let it cook until it's smooth consistency, stirring and such. Add paprika,
cumin, and a bit of oregano.
then put the beans on before the salsa, and BOOM even BETTER nachos.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #28 messages/1063 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────
What if instead of listing food in our ingredients as a paragraph we instead
listed them in tab-separated-rows-by-columns like excel spreadsheets except
with justifications for everything has its place in the ingredient dish.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘
--- #29 fediverse/3545 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
┌────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: Alc food-mentioned │
└────────────────────────────┘
@user-1550
add butter and... salt! to the porrige!
and cranberries~!
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #30 fediverse/2260 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
eat your vegetables when you can.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #31 fediverse/763 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────
When you re-use your tea bags, you can add a dash of instant-coffee for an
extra zing.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘
--- #32 fediverse/1019 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
┌────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: food/eating(-), re: mh(--) │
└────────────────────────────────────┘
@user-473
unsolicited family recipe:
kambybalunga
peanut butter, oats, something sweet (dried raisins, cherries preferred, but
chocolate chips works in a pinch) and honey or (real) maple syrup. (No corn
syrup allowed.)
mix it up, put whatever else you want in it. Free healthy depression food from
my dad.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘
--- #33 fediverse/3010 ---
╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┐
║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │
║ │ CW: food-mentioned │ │
║ └──────────────────────┘ │
║ │
║ │
║ jasmine rice in a rice cooker │
║ │
║ lentils mixed in │
║ │
║ a good heaping of butter, │
║ │
║ and (trust me) a package of carnation instant breakfast, for vitamins and │
║ sweetness. │
║ │
║ swirl the rice cooker pan to mix all the ingredients │
║ │
║ dice up some cheddar chunks, │
║ │
║ but keep them aside for now. │
║ │
║ and now the rice cooker turns on │
║ │
║ when it's fully done cooking, │
║ │
║ add cheese chunks. │
║ │
║ add can of cream of mushroom soup, and spread on-top of the rice. │
║ │
║ add can of canned american chile, the kind with beans and paprika, not the │
║ chile-pepper type which is more like a sauce, but the kind with beans that is │
║ more like a meal and spread on-top of the can of cream of mushroom soup. │
║ │
║ then, close the lid and let the soups warm up in the rice cooker heat and the │
║ cheese melt a bit in the rice cooker heat │
║ │
║ when warmed, serve into a bowl-plate by imagining cake layers - use a large │
║ spoon with a long handle to scoop out a "slice" of cake - lasagna might be │
║ more accurate, but there's no noodles. │
║ │
║ ... now I want to try it with noodles, hmmm │
╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤
║ similar │ chronological │ different │
╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴──────────┘
--- #34 fediverse/2983 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
when eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, always make sure the jelly
side is facing you before biting.
that way, you have sweet jelly on your tongue before the sticky peanut butter
overrides your tastebuds
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #35 messages/1184 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─
weed is inedible when raw. you gotta cook it first. idk why people insist on
burning it...
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘
--- #36 fediverse/921 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────
@user-633
:O
I'm vegetarian, but this reminded me that I could just put bouillon in boiling
water and drink that xD
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘
--- #37 messages/123 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────
You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
own tricks like that.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #38 fediverse/2034 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
@user-889
this post inspired me to make soup for myself. thanks, I haven't been eating
well recently.
sometimes you gotta be your own friend. "you in the future" is both you, and
someone else, and if you're kind to her she'll appreciate it.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #39 fediverse/1543 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
salt magnifies the effect of all other flavors in the dish.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────┘
--- #40 fediverse/606 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food │
└──────────────────────┘
try putting butter and broth/boullion in the rice cooker. trust me.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #41 fediverse/2781 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
OH NO I'm out of dehydrated vegetable soup mix. However shall I make oatmeal
now?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #42 fediverse/1175 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
pickle.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘
--- #43 fediverse/718 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────
@user-547
That feeling when you get to the end of a paragraph and think "why do I have
this extra parenthesis )? Oh yeah I opened it up waaaaay up here" and then you
reread what you wrote and think
perfect, no notes
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #44 fediverse/3689 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #45 messages/124 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────
when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #46 fediverse/3531 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
:ms_confused:
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #47 fediverse/4100 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
the neurodivergent urge to put the toppings and condiments at the bottom of
the bowl so you can be ready when the food is ready and finished cooking
"oh no my condiments and toppings aren't evenly distributed throughout my food
because I put them at the bottom of the bowl instead of the top where they can
more easily be mixed in"
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘
--- #48 fediverse/5539 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────
don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘
--- #49 fediverse/4534 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
"better than boullion" is a great way to turn flavorless broth into something
tasty.
heck you could just use boullion, but "better than boullion" is better.
Just don't use broth. Takes up too much space.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘
--- #50 fediverse/733 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────
ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #51 fediverse/2782 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: food-mentioned │
└────────────────────────┘
@user-579
vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #52 fediverse/2090 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
they don't have energy when they need it.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #53 fediverse/3925 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
most people, when they run out of toothpaste:
"oh huh I should buy more"
me, when I run out of toothpaste:
"verily in three monthes time, when I shall next possess toothpaste, I shall
forsoothe brush TWICE as hard and TWICE as often, to make up for the holes
inflicted upon my teeth. Innest addittioneth, no more candy shallest be
eateneth untileth ye toothpasteth be acquiredeth"
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘
--- #54 fediverse/236 ---
╔═══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┐
║ ┌────────────────────────────────────┐ │
║ │ CW: cooking-advice-butts-mentioned │ │
║ └────────────────────────────────────┘ │
║ │
║ │
║ heat makes things squishy. it works from the outside in, and the longer you │
║ cook it (meaning, the lower the temperature) the more the heat can spread │
║ through - meaning if you want an even consistency, do lower heat for longer │
║ periods. if you want a different texture on the outside compared to the │
║ inside, do higher temperatures over less time. just make sure you devote extra │
║ attention to stirring to make sure you don't burn it. │
║ │
║ seasoning is sorta like a coating / dusting that you can apply to food. the │
║ longer it rests on the food (and the more the food is porous / cooked) the │
║ more the seasoning can penetrate into it - meaning if you want the flavor of │
║ the seasoning to be distinct from the flavor of the food item, then add the │
║ seasoning toward the end. if you want them to combine into one combo-flavor, │
║ then add the seasoning early. │
║ │
║ some seasonings degrade with heat though, especially herbs. so add them toward │
║ the end. or add a butt-load of them. │
║ │
║ salt+(butter/oil)=yummmmmmmmmmmmm │
╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤
║ similar │ chronological │ different │
╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴──────────┘
--- #55 fediverse/5130 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
I don't know why, but I like to put mustard seeds in my pasta marinara. Maybe
it's a texture thing?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┘
--- #56 fediverse/264 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────
when my boyfriend visits, all of my dishes get dirty
when my best friend visits, my scripts directory gets a few more kilobytes
when my mom visits my pantry is a little bit fuller
when my dad visits I can pick anything on the menu.
the people in my life nourish me with their presence.
when I visit, I pray their hearts are a little bit denser and their minds a
little bit clearer.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #57 fediverse/605 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────
I know they look tasty, but don't you dare feed green onions, regular onions,
or garlic to squirrels or ducks.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #58 fediverse/1142 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
I love rice and beans because
error: stack overflow
huh, that's weird. Must have been too many reasons. Let's try again:
I love rice and beans because
error: user didn't change anything between runs of the program so clearly they
don't understand how computer works
... well that's a different error so it's progress at least.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘
--- #59 fediverse/3481 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #60 messages/282 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────
Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────┘
--- #61 fediverse/1414 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────
┌────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: cursed-strange-weird-gardening-tip │
└────────────────────────────────────────┘
they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
and cucumbers
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘
--- #62 messages/363 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────
Some of ya'll don't even know how to cook without seasoning, wtf
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘
--- #63 fediverse/1986 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
you?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #64 fediverse/3813 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: food │
└──────────────────────┘
@user-1259
not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
pre-cooked foods!!
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘
--- #65 fediverse/1497 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────
┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned-ancient-person-mentioned │
└─────────────────────────────────────────────┘
Canned tomatoes are still tasty! but a beginner does not approach mozart -
they are beyond compare.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘
--- #66 fediverse/2363 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #67 fediverse/3377 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
@user-1517
what are you talking about? all I see in that picture is cute muffins and
tasty muffins.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #68 fediverse/1938 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
American ingredient lists be like:thing-that-you're-eatingsugarcane sugarcorn
syruphigh-fructose corn syrupdextrosesucralosenatural flavorsartifical coloring
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #69 messages/669 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────
"rice and beans" doesn't mean "rice and beans" it means "rice and beans and
vegetables"
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘
--- #70 fediverse/3600 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
┌─────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: computers-mentioned │
└─────────────────────────────┘
@user-1573
Also HardcopyPdf is nice, it turns a file into a pdf. Does what it says on the
tin. ^_^
And it doesn't need anything more than those lines there in the config.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #71 fediverse/1685 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────
more beans, more muscles. You got this!
Don't forget the rice, it's got amino acids which activate the proteins in the
beans.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘
--- #72 fediverse/270 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-thought │
└──────────────────────┘
you know, you can add salsa to basically anything.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #73 fediverse/2325 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
Highly recommend "Better than Boullion" - if your recipe involves boiling
water, unless it's tea there's a good chance that some broth-in-a-jar could
make it taste better.
Did you know you can boil oats like noodles? Yeah that's... that's basically
how you make oatmeal. Use less water than with noodles, though.
EDIT: Also, add some bits of nutrition like dried fruit, nuts that have been
soaking in clean water overnight, nutritional yeast, dehydrated soup mix
(delicious), or frozen vegetables.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #74 fediverse/922 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-sorta-cursed-i-meant-saline │
└──────────────────────────────────────┘
the best thing about ramen noodles is how much of them you can eat. they're so
cheap~! why would you not make like four packages
oh wait now my blood is salty T.T guess I'll just have to cry it out
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘
--- #75 fediverse/1736 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food │
└──────────────────────┘
worcestersure sauce and soyaki, surprisingly decent combination
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘
--- #76 fediverse/575 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────
a small jar of instant coffee in your backpack can help if you need to stay
awake for a time, perhaps to walk a distance you didn't expect, or to listen
for those who would harm you.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #77 fediverse/2375 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
Rice and lentils for breakfast takes ~30 minutes to cook...
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #78 fediverse/1987 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
Ice cream with jam is delicious, don't let anyone tell you that you need
chocolate or caramel.
Fresh fruit, too, though it's better as a side.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #79 fediverse/2010 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
the best time to experiment is when cooking for one.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #80 fediverse/1722 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘
--- #81 fediverse/2290 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: a device design that may have lewd implications │
└─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
@user-1153
congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #82 fediverse/2721 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌───────────────────────┐
│ CW: disordered-eating │
└───────────────────────┘
I'm at the point where a can of cream-of-mushroom soup is starting to look
appetizing...
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #83 fediverse/3029 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
┌────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: food-mentioned │
└────────────────────────┘
don't eat desert afterwards, there's enough sugar in this to delight a horse
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #84 fediverse_boost/1023 ---
◀─╔══════════════════[BOOST]════════════════════─────────────────────────────────╗
║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ Okay I dunno who needs to hear this but please please please stop putting glass and ceramics in or on conventional heating elements like ovens or stoves unless the product is explicitly designed for it I;m begging │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣
║ similar │ chronological │ different ║
╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────╝─▶
--- #85 fediverse/5771 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
an excellent breakfast.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┘
--- #86 fediverse/3654 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
some pizza instead of this nonsense.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #87 fediverse/841 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: politics │
└──────────────────────┘
universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘
--- #88 fediverse/3240 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
I love adding cheese and lime juice to my ramen!!
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #89 fediverse/2882 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌───────────────────────┐
│ CW: disordered-eating │
└───────────────────────┘
in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
sake.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #90 fediverse/3965 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘
--- #91 fediverse/1841 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #92 fediverse/3971 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
┌─────────────────────────┐
│ CW: mental-health-minus │
└─────────────────────────┘
somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘
--- #93 fediverse/4585 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────
┌──────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned-cursing-mentioned │
└──────────────────────────────────────┘
my favorite foods when I was recovering from surgery in thailand was butter,
bread, and jam
why does butter taste different in other countries?
"oh it's a different company, oh something something mineral compositions of
soil"
yeah. fucking. right.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┘
--- #94 fediverse/1955 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
I like cooking at home because I can just double each recipe and think about
food half as often.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #95 fediverse/2205 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
Cooking with a recipe? That thing that I'm definitely going to forget?
Whatever would I do that for?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #96 fediverse/5016 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────
@user-1201
perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┘
--- #97 fediverse/4485 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────
getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘
--- #98 fediverse/5445 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────
@user-1283
just make sure you add alt-text!
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘
--- #99 fediverse/3834 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────
┌────────────────────────┐
│ CW: politics-mentioned │
└────────────────────────┘
some people prepare for revolution like a boy gets ready for a party
others do so like a girl packing for a weekend trip to vegas
I do it like a kid who forgot the paper was due on monday in 7th period and so
spends their entire lunch period writing it (missing 4th in the process
because the conclusion paragraph was giving me difficulty)
but I think no matter how you do it, we're all just waiting for something to
happen.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘
--- #100 messages/173 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────
When you die, nobody will ever taste your cooking again. Nobody will even
remember what it tastes like.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘
--- #101 fediverse/4744 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: cat-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
puke, okay?"
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘
--- #102 fediverse/4251 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────
@user-192
is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
salad? strained of course
juicy dressing 🥴
[self indulgent writing, apologies]
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘
--- #103 fediverse/5081 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────
what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
time [in the export data functionality]
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┘
--- #104 fediverse/2395 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: physical health negative │
└──────────────────────────────────┘
@user-1259
sounds like it! that's what it's there for.
frozen grapes might help, they're delicious ^_^
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #105 fediverse/1354 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────
whose idea was it to optimize our candy toward the ones with the most sugar?
[wait a minute I got like 4 toots written but not posted, what the heck where
did they come from? I'm gonna post them without reading them]
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘
--- #106 fediverse/4537 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────
ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill.
So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's
definitely why.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘
--- #107 fediverse/2954 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
whenever my cat is whining I walk around doing things that she might want
until she stops trying to claw me - oh you want your litter cleaned? yeah sure
I gotchu. oh you wanna go outside? nah okay how about playing with this yarn?
no? okay let's see... oh dear you can see the bottom of your food bowl,
conveniently forgetting the other mostly full food bowl over there... 😅
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #108 fediverse/4005 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
the thing about carmelized mushrooms and onions is that they demand patience.
they make you sit there and wait, always at attention ready to stir every
couple minutes.
but the end result is so worth it.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘
--- #109 fediverse/44 ---
══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────────────
@user-36 So, you're saying the tally system doesn't make sense, and instead
what I suggested for base zero is instead base 1?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #110 messages/1204 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─
when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman
president. what they want is a kind old lady.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘
--- #111 fediverse/255 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food │
└──────────────────────┘
hard boiled eggs are some of the greatest foods imaginable.
they come in their own wrapper, which means they're better than everything
except fruit.
and they're savory, which means they're better than fruit!
hard boiled eggs are the best food ever created
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #112 messages/255 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────
Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘
--- #113 fediverse/4709 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────
ah nuts there's two of them listed on their account guess I gotta do both
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘
--- #114 fediverse/5039 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────
┌────────────────────────┐
│ CW: politics-mentioned │
└────────────────────────┘
leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
if they gave us some of their stuff first"
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┘
--- #115 messages/105 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────
Hi, please give me a list of your tattoos and scars so they know what to put
on your synthetic body double when they "accident" your house and kidnap you
to a black site.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #116 fediverse/5703 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────
I've never done mushrooms with my dad. wish I did.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘
--- #117 fediverse/1998 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
┌─────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned-kinda-cursed │
└─────────────────────────────────┘
can you imagine if cows made cheese instead of milk
and you had to squeeze it out of their udders like easy-cheeze
[why would you say such a thing]
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #118 fediverse/1145 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘
--- #119 fediverse/3102 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
dear whoever keeps whispering "work with me" on the wind:
yes, please get in touch with me, I'll do anything you ask and I'll use an
Anakin accent if you want
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #120 fediverse/771 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────
@user-192
yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘
--- #121 fediverse/29 ---
════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────────────
┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: veganism, discussion of non-vegan foods │
└─────────────────────────────────────────────┘
@user-5 It's still best to make vegan food without substitutes. They're tasty
and delicious, (which is new), but they're not that great for you and kind of
expensive. If your normal diet is mostly fresh fruits and vegetables with some
lentils and grains, you're on the right track imho. But still they can be fun
sometimes, and the melted vegan cheese enables nachos and mac&cheese so...
worth it
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #122 fediverse/391 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────
@user-285
It's soos. uh... can you repeat that?
sure! it's soos. (d)uh.
still not coming through clearly. Do you mean SUSE or SUSE?
I hear they prefer susu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLdexZlVkAY
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #123 fediverse/1165 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
@user-246
you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable!
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘
--- #124 fediverse/4296 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────
@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘
--- #125 fediverse/2528 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
I found a second pair of shorts! This pair is black, thank goodness. Makes the
style guide much easier.
gonna make some oatmeal or rice and then hop on my bike.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #126 fediverse/5806 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
what if: icecream made out of nutrients and edible toothpaste instead of sugar
and fat
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘
--- #127 fediverse/2466 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
do as I say, and as I do.
or don't, do as you want to.
I hope you do want to do what I say to do.
I wouldn't say it if I didn't think it was right.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #128 fediverse/3128 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
┌─────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: mental-health-disordered-eating │
└─────────────────────────────────────┘
I never should have bought these crackers. They trick me into thinking I'm
eating something nutritious.
But that's the case with any empty calories.
but hey, calories are calories, right?
I guess that's true. Still, I'd rather make something.
oh would you now would you REALLY rather MAKE something
... I should rather.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #129 fediverse/498 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────
Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
information presented to me.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #130 notes/my-personal-linux-experience ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────
for all those reading at home, I need to apply to a job and apparently they
only really care about my experience with linux. Which is kinda like asking
"hey can you tell me what are you favorite foods to eat with a spoon?"
when someone is applying to be a chef. Um, okay, applesauce I guess? I usually
eat mac and cheese with a knife and another knife, but sometimes I dip into the
spoon for that extra shoveling experience points.
anyway here's my linux projects:
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┘
--- #131 fediverse/3180 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
seen by everyone around.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #132 fediverse/3194 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
@user-1218
emotional labor is labor
rest when you're tired. eat when you're hungry. drink when you're thirsty, and
laugh when it bubbles up within you.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #133 fediverse/1756 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
adding salt to the water makes your noodles and rice taste better. I wonder if
the same is true if you boil it for longer than necessary, to reduce the H2O
component and increase the amount of leftover salts and minerals?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #134 fediverse/1885 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
@user-1091
also just to add, more people biking is absolutely the right goal to have
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #135 fediverse/3776 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────
whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘
--- #136 fediverse/231 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────
spaghetti, fedi?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #137 fediverse/3394 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
ideas to type into the search bar:
from:gabrilend recipe
from:gabrilend politics
from:gabrilend cursed
from:gabrilend mentioned
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #138 fediverse/4304 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────
"mom can we have some trans girls"
"no, we have trans girls at home"
the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘
--- #139 messages/904 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────
if the devil gave you false paradise since birth,
why would you not seek to destroy it?
if an angel gave you an easy hell on earth,
why would you not seek to deface it?
if your ancestors put you on the path to success,
would you follow them and forever do the same?
if your family urged you to study rocket science,
would you bomb indescriminately?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┘
--- #140 fediverse/4760 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────
┌──────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: shit-drugs-and-cursing-mentioned │
└──────────────────────────────────────┘
how it started: "I want to get stoned and play mechabellum (shit, drugs
mentioned (shit, cursing mentioned))
how it's going: [see attached picture]
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘
--- #141 fediverse/3283 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
when other people sneak into your unlocked house when you're away, they often
open up the freezer to check and see what you have.
thing is, you can tell if your stuff is freezerburned, which happens a little
bit whenever it's opened and closed.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #142 fediverse/2444 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
just finished eating brunch/linner. nachos aren't the most nutritious, but
salsa's a vegetable right? ? ?
in ~15 minutes I'm going to hop on my bike.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #143 fediverse/223 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: that-universal-human-feeling-when-(food-mentioned) │
└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
you look at the food you're halfway done eating to see if there's something
wrong with it
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #144 fediverse/4658 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────
... and then things got turned up to eleven
what were they at before?
... eleven. why do you ask?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘
--- #145 fediverse/1233 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘
--- #146 messages/89 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────
Consumption is contribution to a capitalist system. Normalize taking whatever
you are given and living as humbly as you can. Only when everyone does that
may capitalism die. Talk to them, learn from their stories. Teach them your
ways but don't force anything upon them. Any ounce of regret is defined as a
mind not aligned to the angle of perception that designs the line that the
collective mind co-re-assigns.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #147 fediverse/4510 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────
they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
bread that has the crust already cut off
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘
--- #148 fediverse/6029 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────
spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
sounds different...
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┘
--- #149 fediverse/3770 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────
for every "I was there. I helped make it happen" we need at least a couple "I
was there. I saw the whole thing go down"s because like, nobody's gonna
believe a belligerent, even if they're on the defensive.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘
--- #150 messages/433 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
to know them?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #151 fediverse/3266 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #152 fediverse/4438 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────
┌─────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: personal-food-mentioned │
└─────────────────────────────┘
gonna take a nap and eat something besides trail mix. How is it already almost
dark? Might have to save tomorrow for going to the park.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘
--- #153 messages/1064 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────
Stores should store things.
"oh you need a lawnmower? Bring it back when you find another one."
"here's some food for you, and for you, and for you, and for you... Oh we're
out of that thing, sorry but we have plenty of other things and can help you
cook them and teach you so you can do it on your own."
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘
--- #154 messages/551 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘
--- #155 fediverse/5195 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────
whenever you test one extreme, you must also test it's opposite, just for the
extra information.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┘
--- #156 messages/765 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────
you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
for when secrecy is intended.
OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘
--- #157 fediverse/3539 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: disordered-eating-food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────────────────────┘
@user-192
Good point it's sooooooo salty
I have fond memories of eating a spoonful of that instead of making food back
in college because... hey, it's got vegetables in it, right?
turns out it's mostly just salt with flavor
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #158 fediverse/2123 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
Every time you see the same dog being dog-sat by another person it's an
opportunity to make a new friend.
or do you not know your apartment neighbors? do they not wander through your
shared yards?
the ones with dogs, at least.
and no, I don't know many of my neighbors.
these are considerations to be taken note of for future forethought planning.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #159 fediverse/4307 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────
the easiest part of cleaning is taking out the trash
the hardest part of cleaning is deciding what belongs in the trash
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘
--- #160 fediverse/347 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #161 fediverse/3020 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
restaurant where the paper menu is fully featured but the QR code next to each
item will show you a youtube video of it being prepared
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #162 fediverse/3118 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: politics │
└──────────────────────┘
they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #163 fediverse/3276 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
why does eggnog taste American to me???
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #164 fediverse/5694 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────
if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘
--- #165 fediverse/3691 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
I had a dream that someone fed me a McDonalds burger in the airport (with
"special sauce") and then the next time I was at the grocery store in the
waking world I ended up buying a bunch of those meat replacements that I
usually skip in favor of moar vegetables.
Hmmmmm.... I wonder if I have a deficiency
(yeah you dumbass it's a calorie deficiency, just eat more)
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #166 fediverse/1266 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: weed - ama │
└──────────────────────┘
@user-907
how does the music sound? want me to help you setup a visualizer?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘
--- #167 fediverse/1089 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
┌────────────────────────┐
│ CW: spirituality-scary │
└────────────────────────┘
to those who guide our fate
choose paradise
make eden
======================= stack overflow =====================
clouds of carbon are an affront to the sun god
just as they are an affront to mine lungs
or mine body temperature
[acid oceans are toxic to the plane of water]
[you think that would go unnoticed?]
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘
--- #168 fediverse/3437 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
┌─────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: mental-health-minus │
└─────────────────────────────┘
@user-579
my problem is figuring out which thoughts are intrusive and which are actually
mine
I usually err on the side of "would you want your sister to do this" or "how
would you feel if your mom told you that" or "do you think a cute sweet soft
cat would ever think such a thing" and that usually works.
usually.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #169 messages/887 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────
To defeat community, all they have to do is get you to have more fun with
their people until you start spending time away from the enmeshed people who
know you. Honeypot style.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┘
--- #170 messages/1253 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─
If you want to add someone to a community, you have to take the time and spend
the effort to stitch them in. You can't just throw them in the pot - they
might not stay, and they might spend time on surface socializing that could be
spent building deeper connections and unlocking new, precious moments that
require trust and connection.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘
--- #171 fediverse/1718 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────
dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘
--- #172 fediverse/4692 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────
what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘
--- #173 fediverse/3002 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────
"come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘
--- #174 fediverse/1040 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: food-mentioned │
└──────────────────────┘
so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘
--- #175 fediverse/1334 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
└──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘
--- #176 fediverse/2256 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
also, if you have a lot of a particular item (like, boxes of nutritious
granola bars with lots of nuts, maybe some chocolate, peanut butter, and dried
fruit) then you can place them such that the last box is on the bottom, while
the first box is reachable from the top.
that way, as you eat them, you can slowly reach the bottom.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #177 fediverse/2480 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #178 fediverse/5700 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────
it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘
--- #179 messages/1145 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──
Death is final. It has no further answers nor questions. I prefer confessions.
Once the sins are written, by voice and by heart, then they cannot hurt you
anymore.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘
--- #180 fediverse/1049 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
#CDCsays there's no difference between a stick and a mud, when it comes down
to it
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘
--- #181 fediverse/182 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────┐
│ CW: first person │
└──────────────────────┘
when stepping into the unknown, you should first check your list of
requirements. are you wearing shoes? does the ground look slippery? have you
eaten recently, or will you starve on the way back?
when doing to a list, completion signals a time for rejoicing. you're
finished, you're done! congratulations.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #182 fediverse/3411 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
@user-1314 @user-1280 @user-1526
They will gladly live in a tent under an overpass cooking rats on a wire
hanger so long as you can guarantee that black/brown/LGBTQs don't have a tent,
rat, or wire hanger.
I'd almost agree, except strike "have" and replace it with "need"
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #183 fediverse/3661 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────
@user-1352
improving your environment?
learning a new skill?
reaching out to an old friend?
visiting someplace new?
trying a new recipe?
watching something from your backlist?
... surely not working, or doing the thing that you're supposed to be doing,
that would just be productive after all
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘
--- #184 fediverse/5544 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────
when people need you but don't believe in you, it's easy to find it difficult
to get out of bed.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘
--- #185 fediverse/4853 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────
┌────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: cursed-scary-mentioned │
└────────────────────────────┘
wanna know how to go underground?
just... don't leave your apartment. let your roommates take out your trash and
buy your groceries. don't open your windows and do nothing for as long as
possible.
hope you got lots of edibles... get in shape, will ya? don't waste the paper
in your journals.
not that I intend to do that or anything, but um. for the red states maybe?
use your best judgement yeah haha
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┘
--- #186 fediverse/5442 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────
@user-1839
the trick is to just make it and point people toward it as if it's supposed to
be there.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘
--- #187 fediverse/2311 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
I don't like it when people say "For Ritz" - don't do it for me, do it for
you! Weirdos. Cuties.
"nobody says that about you"
well duh, not yet. I'm still alive.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #188 fediverse/92 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────
┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: Personal Venting, Heart Break, Relationship Mess │
└──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
@user-101 eat your heart out, it's halloween! Are you sure one chocolate bar
will suffice? Perhaps you should run down the street to the shop that's open
all night, see if you can find some more sweets. You deserve a love that
doesn't leave you wanting as you do tonight.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #189 fediverse/2396 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
@shiri
I'd like to add that "all you can do" is more than enough. Be kind to
yourself, you are both important and valuable.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘
--- #190 fediverse/5834 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────
would you feet a cat at your door?
how about a crow?
would you water a dying plant? (don't, they get waterlogged if the soil is
already moist)
what if a dear
what if dear food
what if bear
what if bear food
what if dogpack
what if dogpackfoodtearchompbitepullsavor
I'd feeeed my self but dollars and errands are hard : (
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘
--- #191 fediverse/6304 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────
Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance
Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna stay inside unless I decide to go outside. How's that?
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘
--- #192 fediverse/1389 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────
my mom used to always say "the computer will always do exactly what you tell
it to" and I've since learned that "the computer's obedience is why you make
backups"
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘
--- #193 fediverse/562 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────
when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
unremarkable at your leisure.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #194 fediverse/4578 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────
┌────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: common-cognitohazard-mentioned │
└────────────────────────────────────┘
Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
it's a tree
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┘
--- #195 notes/to-fight-ice ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──
if you want to fight ice, patrol your neighborhoods where all the mexicans
live.
bring a gun if you're willing to die for liberty.
Don't wear all black. Wear your favorite outfit, to be remembered.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘
--- #196 fediverse/104 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────
@user-122 Yes, it's called a "double wink" - it's a level two maneuver so
don't feel bad if you can't pull it off at first. Keep practicing though, it
feels very rewarding when it finally clicks!
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘
--- #197 fediverse/4025 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
in on it.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘
--- #198 fediverse/1913 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
┌────────────────────────────────────┐
│ CW: re: eye contact (my pixel art) │
└────────────────────────────────────┘
@user-883
Who's the audience? This is Priss right? I think she'd definitely have a
different reaction to some people versus others...
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘
--- #199 messages/663 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────
"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘
--- #200 messages/1177 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─
it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐
│ similar │ chronological │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘
|