=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 Army crawling through a blanket tube with a fan and a scuba gear. It gets hot
 without the fan and you lose stamina.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 somehow, it is simultaneously Thursday everywhere at once.
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--- #2 fediverse/2479 ---
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 on a hot day, it's better to meet in the morning than afternoon.
 
 though things do still happen after noon.
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--- #3 fediverse/2936 ---
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 how scared you are is not the same as how hot you are.
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--- #4 messages/282 ---
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 Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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--- #5 fediverse/4520 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 you're spiralling.
 
 We got this. It'll be hard, but we can do it.
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--- #6 fediverse/2877 ---
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 It's too hot for more than one layer !!!
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--- #7 fediverse/3916 ---
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 life isn't JUST a game, but it is a game.
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--- #8 fediverse/1394 ---
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 the sun doesn't seem as bright if you spend your days underneath it.
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--- #9 fediverse/5450 ---
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 "cool it with the psychic posting"
 
 ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
 somewhere wants to see it.
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--- #10 messages/1111 ---
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 pump seawater in, get rainwater out.
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--- #11 fediverse/2583 ---
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 short hair is better in a fight.
 
 long hair is better in the sun, or the cold.
 
 long hair is worse in the heat, and the rain.
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--- #12 fediverse/957 ---
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 @user-676 
 
 it's a tiger, but close enough. the glowsticks are a nice touch.
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--- #13 fediverse/3709 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 normal? maybe not. But it sounds like a cool room regardless.
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--- #14 fediverse/3180 ---
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 I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
 seen by everyone around.
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--- #15 fediverse/2881 ---
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 "never lose your totem"
 
 I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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 I don't want to live in a world without a fire department.
 
 "eh just let it burn. The fire is warm tonight."
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 I'm proud of my parent's generation for having a good lifetime. The end is
 getting a little weird, but we're working on it. It'll get better soon.
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 @user-1227 
 
 The times you've lived through must be pretty boring and not very interesting.
 
 It's okay, me too.
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--- #19 fediverse/5183 ---
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 you're more likely to survive a battlefield if you play Running with Rifles
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--- #20 fediverse/5345 ---
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 you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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