=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 Army crawling through a blanket tube with a fan and a scuba gear. It gets hot
 without the fan and you lose stamina.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/887 ---
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 somehow, it is simultaneously Thursday everywhere at once.
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--- #2 fediverse/2479 ---
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 on a hot day, it's better to meet in the morning than afternoon.
 
 though things do still happen after noon.
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--- #3 fediverse/2936 ---
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 how scared you are is not the same as how hot you are.
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--- #4 messages/282 ---
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 Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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--- #5 fediverse/4520 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 you're spiralling.
 
 We got this. It'll be hard, but we can do it.
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--- #6 fediverse/2877 ---
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 It's too hot for more than one layer !!!
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--- #7 fediverse/3916 ---
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 life isn't JUST a game, but it is a game.
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--- #8 fediverse/1394 ---
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 the sun doesn't seem as bright if you spend your days underneath it.
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--- #9 fediverse/5450 ---
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 "cool it with the psychic posting"
 
 ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
 somewhere wants to see it.
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--- #10 messages/1111 ---
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 pump seawater in, get rainwater out.
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--- #11 fediverse/2583 ---
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 short hair is better in a fight.
 
 long hair is better in the sun, or the cold.
 
 long hair is worse in the heat, and the rain.
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--- #12 fediverse/957 ---
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 @user-676 
 
 it's a tiger, but close enough. the glowsticks are a nice touch.
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--- #13 fediverse/3709 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 normal? maybe not. But it sounds like a cool room regardless.
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--- #14 fediverse/3180 ---
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 I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
 seen by everyone around.
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--- #15 fediverse/2881 ---
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 "never lose your totem"
 
 I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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--- #16 messages/1193 ---
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 I don't want to live in a world without a fire department.
 
 "eh just let it burn. The fire is warm tonight."
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--- #17 messages/1207 ---
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 I'm proud of my parent's generation for having a good lifetime. The end is
 getting a little weird, but we're working on it. It'll get better soon.
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--- #18 fediverse/2321 ---
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 │ CW: pol              │
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 @user-1227 
 
 The times you've lived through must be pretty boring and not very interesting.
 
 It's okay, me too.
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--- #19 fediverse/5183 ---
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 you're more likely to survive a battlefield if you play Running with Rifles
 than if you play Call of Duty.
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--- #20 fediverse/5345 ---
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 you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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--- #21 fediverse/4760 ---
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 │ CW: shit-drugs-and-cursing-mentioned │
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 how it started: "I want to get stoned and play mechabellum (shit, drugs
 mentioned (shit, cursing mentioned))
 
 how it's going: [see attached picture]
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--- #22 fediverse/2090 ---
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 don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
 tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
 they don't have energy when they need it.
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--- #23 notes/to-fight-ice ---
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 if you want to fight ice, patrol your neighborhoods where all the mexicans
 live.
 bring a gun if you're willing to die for liberty.
 
 Don't wear all black. Wear your favorite outfit, to be remembered.
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--- #24 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #25 messages/1018 ---
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 If you want to get me to calm down, tell me this: "all you have are good
 things. Nothing here is bad."
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--- #26 fediverse/104 ---
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 @user-122 Yes, it's called a "double wink" - it's a level two maneuver so
 don't feel bad if you can't pull it off at first. Keep practicing though, it
 feels very rewarding when it finally clicks!
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--- #27 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #28 fediverse/3179 ---
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 omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
A preview from the Nintendo Power magazine for a game released only in japan called Doshin and the Giant.
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--- #29 messages/662 ---
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 The trolley problem, but you're strapped to the track, and pulling the lever
 means working hard for months on end.
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--- #30 fediverse/167 ---
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 @user-150 leave it dusty. if you're concerned, throw a can of compressed air
 at it and see what you can get done.
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--- #31 fediverse/956 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #32 fediverse/1145 ---
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 I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
 campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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--- #33 fediverse/2774 ---
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 I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
 part.
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--- #34 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #35 fediverse/4687 ---
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 "girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
 your backpack"
 
 yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
 you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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--- #36 fediverse/4688 ---
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I don't even lock my front door anymore
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--- #37 messages/983 ---
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 an axe is just a blade mounted at the end of a round with a right angle and
 thin but stable circumference.
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--- #38 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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--- #39 fediverse/320 ---
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 @user-232 @user-233 @user-234
 
 you're not wrong.
 
 there's more to it than that, but you're not wrong.
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--- #40 fediverse/838 ---
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 @user-5 @user-593 
 
 what about temperature?
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--- #41 fediverse/2872 ---
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 @user-633 
 
 my laptop is gentoo, I get it T.T
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--- #42 fediverse/340 ---
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 it's important to always have an extra pair of sweatpants in the bathroom.
 
 trust me
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--- #43 fediverse/2578 ---
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 │ CW: uspol            │
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 if you're gonna walk out of the pacific northwest, much better I think to do
 it in the heat, than the mud.
 
 mud is the worst.
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--- #44 fediverse/2668 ---
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 │ CW: re: meta-adjacent, but fedi and Internet cultures in general too │
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #45 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #46 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #47 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #48 fediverse/5584 ---
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 don't do ANYTHING unless you got at least two people working with you.
 Otherwise you'll burn out or be overwhelmed.
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--- #49 fediverse/4876 ---
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 │ CW: re: US politics-related, personal │
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #50 fediverse/6081 ---
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 boys wear pants because they're more flexible for work and less likely to get
 in the way.
 
 girls wear dresses so they can pee anywhere.
 
 they-are-not-the-same.jpg
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--- #51 fediverse/5063 ---
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 │ CW: should-mentioned │
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 it should be free to get a hotel room
 
 all industries should have a littleleague, or else it'll be impossible to
 learn.
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--- #52 fediverse/4285 ---
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 @user-1402 
 
 all I see is an orange jumpsuit and gray bars of iron.
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--- #53 messages/666 ---
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 It doesn't have to be more complicated than "give us money and we'll fight
 back the right wing death squads"
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--- #54 bluesky#43 ---
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 pc part builder guys: the fan *is* the heatsink. the blades radiate heat.
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--- #55 messages/243 ---
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 I respected nature, and I 
 
 ohhhhh I get it
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--- #56 fediverse/5041 ---
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 │ CW: violence-mentioned │
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 brick + cop car is how they getcha.
 
 useful violence happens out of sight.
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--- #57 fediverse/1334 ---
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 │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #58 fediverse/4697 ---
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 I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
 climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #59 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #60 fediverse_boost/5196 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Everyone needs to learn the difference between going through something with someone, and someone putting you through something.  
  
                                                            
 similar                        chronological                        different 
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--- #61 fediverse/2363 ---
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 Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
 opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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--- #62 fediverse/5918 ---
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 │ CW: re: Question about clothing │
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 @user-1074 
 
 pick the size that'll fit on your hips, then pick materials that are stretchy
 (but won't make you sweat)
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--- #63 fediverse/4438 ---
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 │ CW: personal-food-mentioned │
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 gonna take a nap and eat something besides trail mix. How is it already almost
 dark? Might have to save tomorrow for going to the park.
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--- #64 fediverse/6225 ---
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 high weight, few reps = strength
 low weight, high reps = stamina
 
 strength will fail you.
 stamina won't avail you.
 
 both is good.
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--- #65 fediverse/6051 ---
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 I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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--- #66 fediverse/5694 ---
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 if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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--- #67 fediverse/1986 ---
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 when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
 you?
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--- #68 fediverse/3110 ---
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 @user-1441 @user-226 
 
 I prefer cold and dry over hot or moist ^_^
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--- #69 fediverse/4578 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: common-cognitohazard-mentioned │
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 Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
 
 it's a tree
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--- #70 fediverse/1263 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 My friends and I decided to hang out for two days in a row, I guess they
 aren't tired of me yet hehe - I might be around tonight but I'll let you know!
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--- #71 fediverse/243 ---
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 one neat thing about wearing many layers of clothes is that you get a bunch of
 new pockets.
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--- #72 fediverse/3233 ---
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 living in a nest of vipers is great because you get to test daily whether or
 not they value things besides venom
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--- #73 messages/1160 ---
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 Give your money to purple and orange and green, not yellow and white.
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--- #74 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
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--- #75 fediverse/4759 ---
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 of course link holds a shield in the right hand. it's made out of metal.
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--- #76 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #77 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #78 fediverse/2718 ---
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 nobody knows anything unless you tell your friends about it.
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--- #79 messages/1166 ---
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 A black hole's event horizon is just when the matter "broke through" to the
 other dimension and now light can't escape because the surface is in shadow.
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--- #80 messages/548 ---
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 I know it's his loss, but he's my friend and I don't want him to lose.
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--- #81 fediverse/3521 ---
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 │ CW: re: deity-kink-wink │
 └─────────────────────────┘


 I trust that you will betray me.
 
 it's okay.
 
 all that I need is for you to be here, with me.
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--- #82 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #83 fediverse/2224 ---
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 No plan survives contact with the enemy, and any plan that everyone knows is a
 plan that your enemy knows.
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--- #84 fediverse/2791 ---
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 @user-1358 
 
 you don't go golfing to relax.
 
 well, maybe you do, but he doesn't.
 
 he goes golfing to talk about shady shit.
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--- #85 fediverse/1438 ---
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 │ CW: suicide-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────┘


 if you're gonna kill yourself anyway, might as well throw yourself at a cause
 you believe in. Ideally the kind that requires repeated attendance and lots of
 opportunities to make friends or forge communal bonds with people who can help
 you.
 
 honestly, what do you have to lose? sure it's hard, but nothing worth doing is
 easy. If it were, someone else would have done it already.
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--- #86 fediverse/4025 ---
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 the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
 in on it.
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--- #87 fediverse/4489 ---
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 I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : )
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--- #88 messages/493 ---
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 The Greek choir wants to kill me, but I'm a fan favorite. Or is it the other
 way around?
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--- #89 fediverse/1251 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 it sounds like you're having a real tough time. : (
 
 you can get through it, I know you can. On the other side is something warm
 and safe, but to get there it's going to be hard and painful. I don't know
 exactly what you're working with but if you want someone to talk to about it
 you can message me.
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--- #90 fediverse_boost/6152 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  What does a human slowly going insane look like to a corporation?           
                                                                              
  It looks like an additional monthly user.                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #91 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #92 fediverse/1013 ---
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 @user-246 @user-473 
 
 it's not like it goes bad
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--- #93 fediverse/1175 ---
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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--- #94 fediverse/4437 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: guns-mentioned   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #95 fediverse/180 ---
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 │ CW: re: politics     │
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 @user-162 you're right! otherwise it wouldn't be forced : )
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--- #96 fediverse/3838 ---
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 workin' on it...
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--- #97 fediverse/3058 ---
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 @user-1441 @user-670 @user-113 
 
 currently toe-ing the boundary between "too neurodivergent to function" and
 "can juuuuust barely take care of themselves" and they ask me to get a job...
 no thanks, guess I'll die
 
 (in 3-4 months when my savings run out)
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--- #98 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #99 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #100 fediverse/4399 ---
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #101 messages/597 ---
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 Ride the truck TO battle, not into it.
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--- #102 fediverse/2856 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 smart. mine is just thick wool about half an inch thick. it manages to stand
 up all on it's own because it's a stiff fabric.
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--- #103 fediverse/6323 ---
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 "eeek! it's that ghost girl that no-one can unfollow!"
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--- #104 fediverse/3812 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: physical-health-minus │
 └───────────────────────────┘


 feeling kinda sick in a weird way. hope I haven't been poisoned.
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--- #105 fediverse/2854 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 like, a bullet proof vest made out of hat?
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--- #106 fediverse_boost/95 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  "A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials."  
  
                                                            
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--- #107 fediverse/428 ---
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 no thing is ineffable.
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--- #108 fediverse/5028 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: protests-and-fascism-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────────────────┘


 my favorite protest sign I didn't see last weekend went something like this:
 
 "if you want to resist fascism, pay my rent so I can resist fascism"
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--- #109 fediverse/4537 ---
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 ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill.
 
 So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's
 definitely why.
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--- #110 fediverse/2465 ---
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 @user-970 
 
 to me, "early" is "before my foe"
 
 which is right on time.
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--- #111 fediverse/274 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: clothing     │
 └──────────────────────┘


 one of the perks of layering like this is if you ever need to share clothes
 with someone slightly larger than yourself, you can! Doesn't work so well with
 smaller, though.
 
 Also if you get hot indoors because some people think we need to run heaters
 24/7 (???) then you can just remove a layer or two. it's the most versatile
 way to clothe oneself.
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--- #112 fediverse/2599 ---
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 the best way to heal from harm and from hurt is with a friend or three around
 a table with a beer or three and relative safety and privacy.
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--- #113 messages/304 ---
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 Relax.
 
 Take it from me.
 
 I won't resist, at least I'll try, and if I start suddenly then it hurts and
 you should go slower. Unless I do three short, three long, three short.
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--- #114 fediverse/3581 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 or vaporize, which doesn't have a smell beyond ~5 feet, especially if you
 exhale into a carbon filter
 
 like "weed smell" is a solvable problem and some people don't get it
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--- #115 messages/967 ---
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 oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
 bugs and vulnerabilities
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--- #116 fediverse/2099 ---
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 @user-1168 
 
 Well of course it's in slow motion, otherwise we'd have the urgency to do
 something about it.
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--- #117 fediverse/4804 ---
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 I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
 
 ... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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--- #118 fediverse_boost/4985 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Yeet the 40+ hour work week. We have the technology.                        
  
                                                            
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--- #119 fediverse/2392 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: physical health negative │
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 @user-1259 
 
 you poor thing : (
 
 stay in the shade if you're outside. If your stomach starts feeling worse,
 spend time at home. That's what it's there for.
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--- #120 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #121 fediverse/5961 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #122 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #123 fediverse/4739 ---
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 "this sledgehammer is part of my outfit, I call it "sledgecore" and no I won't
 take off my mask"
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--- #124 fediverse/6457 ---
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 the second rule is you don't have to hang out with mortals. there are places
 you can go where they won't find you, except by accident, and then you just go
 somewhere else.
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--- #125 messages/280 ---
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 Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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--- #126 fediverse/5652 ---
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 │ CW: cursed           │
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 @user-443 
 
 natural disaster vulnerability is freedom from liability if they ever did lose
 their charges.
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--- #127 fediverse/3816 ---
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 the tricky part of being an adult is that your problems become less and less
 google-able.
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--- #128 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #129 messages/78 ---
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 My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
 that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #130 fediverse/2729 ---
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 haha it's always as soon as I open my resource monitor, the fans die down xD
screenshot of a resource monitor where there's a sharp vertical line right as the program is opened and the graph starts, implying the task given to the CPU was cancelled as soon as the resource monitor was opened
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--- #131 fediverse/3595 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 do you have music videos tho? :O :O
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--- #132 fediverse/1895 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: C-programming-and-alcohol-mentioned │
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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--- #133 fediverse/1244 ---
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 │ CW: scary-violence-death │
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 in a battle, your foe's greatest weapon is the screams of your falling.
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--- #134 fediverse/3283 ---
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 when other people sneak into your unlocked house when you're away, they often
 open up the freezer to check and see what you have.
 
 thing is, you can tell if your stuff is freezerburned, which happens a little
 bit whenever it's opened and closed.
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--- #135 fediverse/4827 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 I run Nix on one of my laptops and I really enjoy it : )
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--- #136 fediverse/1562 ---
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 girls who are into computers are kinda hot ngl
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--- #137 fediverse/5025 ---
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 @user-1758 
 
 you can get a "blade holder" style box-cutter and save your kooking citchen
 utensils for the parts of your stuff that you'd enjoy putting in your mouth.
 
 Yech, packing take residue! no thank you.
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--- #138 fediverse/4356 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: don't-even-get-me-started-on-people-who-don't-lock-their-phone-with-at-least-a-pin │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 if they can't get into your phone, they can at least record all of the
 received notifications.
 
 meaning they already know who it is that you know...
 
 without having to find people that are distant or unrelated
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--- #139 fediverse/4128 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 wait until they learn what you've been working on while they were getting
 better at... whatever they're more experienced in than you.
 
 the computer pictures you post are legitimately some of the coolest I've
 known! I don't exactly go looking for that kind of stuff because it's not my
 thing, but I appreciate seeing all the neat stuff you're working on.
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--- #140 fediverse/938 ---
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 @user-649 
 
 same... sometimes it feels like I step on toes that I didn't know existed! I
 got tired of walking on egg shells so now I just try and religiously put
 content warnings on things that feel intense.
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--- #141 messages/554 ---
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 The best way to survive a storm is to lean into it
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--- #142 fediverse/3067 ---
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 IT WORKED! I got my game working! Linux is so awesome! 🥰 😍
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--- #143 fediverse/3119 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: weird-way-to-think-about-it │
 └─────────────────────────────────┘


 when I get up, 
 I feel as if 
 if I got up 
 my bones would leave my flesh behind 
 to look for work to find
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--- #144 fediverse/5357 ---
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 │ CW: re: CIA-bullshit-mentioned-oops-cursing-mentioned │
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 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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--- #145 fediverse/6285 ---
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 woe is me, guess I better get a job
steam games me no dollars wahhhh cry baby cry T.T th
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--- #146 fediverse/5249 ---
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 enemies are just guys you haven't figured out the value in cooperating with.
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--- #147 fediverse/2925 ---
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 │ CW: violence-mentioned │
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 "That knife won't help"
 
 "I bet I can get your eye"
 
 goes for the balls instead
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--- #148 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #149 messages/1161 ---
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 "hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
 mother."
 
 - some ice guy somewhere probably
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--- #150 fediverse/228 ---
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 @user-186 oh great, another video I'm going to have to show to all of my
 friends because it's so good.
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--- #151 fediverse/3924 ---
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 we must upgrade cats until they can survive falls from terminal velocity
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--- #152 fediverse/4023 ---
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 my packrat genetics tell me to hoard metal, and scrounge anything good.
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--- #153 fediverse/5563 ---
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 I exist, now, at the peak of my gluttony.
 
 look ye, this is all that I demand, and in return you get... whatever I can
 offer.
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--- #154 fediverse/3915 ---
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 psychic damage doesn't work against mechanical opponents.
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--- #155 fediverse/2197 ---
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 It's always better to take a knife to a fist fight than a gun to a riot night.
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--- #156 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #157 fediverse/2565 ---
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 │ CW: water-dispersal  │
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 truck driver who has a long-ish range drone ferrying water bottles back and
 forth while invisible to satellite surveillance
 
 EDIT: better yet, kids playing games at home
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--- #158 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Be the cringe you want to see in the world.                                 
  
                                                            
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--- #159 fediverse/2587 ---
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 gonna put on sunscreen, brush my hair and teeth, and then hop on my bike.
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--- #160 fediverse/2260 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
 └──────────────────────┘


 cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
 eat your vegetables when you can.
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--- #161 fediverse/3798 ---
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 fellas is it gay to get a software job that pays 6 figures just to buy out all
 the mutual aid posts every time one crosses my feed??
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--- #162 fediverse/2771 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: disordered-eating │
 └───────────────────────┘


 "stop starving yourself" to the tune of "stop hitting yourself"
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--- #163 fediverse/4282 ---
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 @user-938 
 
 VRchat if you haven't been there yet!
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--- #164 fediverse/3405 ---
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 on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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--- #165 fediverse/3646 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #166 fediverse/5872 ---
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 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #167 fediverse/6307 ---
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 AI systems like chatGPT don't "get" emojis by looking at them.
 
 They're reading the description tagged onto the unicode value inserted in the
 text.
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--- #168 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #169 fediverse/1161 ---
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 if you aren't careful, the stuff you own will come to own you.
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--- #170 fediverse/5290 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 what's something you can find on a walk which is brown and sticky?
 
 ||a stick!!||
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--- #171 fediverse/2145 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 no I didn't know that was a thing
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--- #172 fediverse/3474 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 true, but much the same way people will rebel against inconvenience by writing
 passwords on sticky notes, so too might they put SSH keys onto the nearest
 flash drive without validating that it hasn't been compromised. There's
 tradeoffs everywhere I guess.
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--- #173 fediverse/1821 ---
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 better to smell like the river than the city.
 
 (Yuck. Gross.)
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--- #174 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #175 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #176 fediverse/4225 ---
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 I'm not scared. I know that whatever happens, we're here for each other.
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--- #177 fediverse/556 ---
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 me, sitting in my winter jacket, eating icecream and drinking iced tea,
 glancing over at my thermostat that I turned off to save money
 
 "why is it so cold in here"
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--- #178 messages/566 ---
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 I feel like I'm standing underneath a blanket of spacetime and someone has
 grasped me firmly and shifted me this way or that, like a gear shift as you
 ascend and descend mountainous rolling hills.
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--- #179 fediverse/5544 ---
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 when people need you but don't believe in you, it's easy to find it difficult
 to get out of bed.
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--- #180 fediverse/3102 ---
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 dear whoever keeps whispering "work with me" on the wind:
 
 yes, please get in touch with me, I'll do anything you ask and I'll use an
 Anakin accent if you want
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--- #181 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #182 fediverse/2541 ---
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 rhythm and rhyme are meant to be abused. be creative and it won't matter.
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--- #183 fediverse/5384 ---
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 before you go to a location, always ask yourself what you can bring to that
 location.
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--- #184 fediverse/3875 ---
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 @user-1611 
 
 all things that move other things are either pipes, or buckets.
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--- #185 fediverse/769 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 what was the meta?
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--- #186 fediverse/3452 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: spirituality-gods-mentioned │
 └─────────────────────────────────┘


 the goddess of madness is pretty sane, tbh
 
 it's not like there's just one tho
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--- #187 fediverse/5380 ---
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 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 dear right-wing converts to the cult of sanity:
 
 you don't have to be trans just to show [your devotion/you're sorry], we'll
 accept anyone who is cool and "gets it"
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--- #188 fediverse/5856 ---
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 │ CW: violence-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 "gets shot"
 
 shocked-pikachu.jpg
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--- #189 messages/463 ---
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 A democracy only works if the losing side consents to being governed by the
 victor.
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--- #190 fediverse/6278 ---
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 @user-1429 
 
 do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
 or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
 and leave it in a public place or~
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--- #191 fediverse/2215 ---
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 I'm kind of a hermit, but it's sunday and I have nothing to do, so I'm going
 to get lost on my bike today in a city I've lived near for almost 5 years and
 really should know better by now.
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--- #192 fediverse/2311 ---
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 I don't like it when people say "For Ritz" - don't do it for me, do it for
 you! Weirdos. Cuties.
 
 "nobody says that about you"
 
 well duh, not yet. I'm still alive.
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--- #193 fediverse/2571 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: weapons-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────┘


 it's often better to take two knives to a knife fight than a gun to a knife
 fight
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--- #194 fediverse/3616 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 menardis will literally eat cheetos and ramen for dinner and wonder why they
 feel exhausted the next day
 
 drink some damn water
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--- #195 fediverse/5947 ---
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 you're supposed to try it out and see. or are you not a hacker?
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--- #196 fediverse/6237 ---
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 witch hat with styrofoam and fabric and a leather strap harness like a fur suit
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--- #197 fediverse/615 ---
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 wretched doesn't necessarily imply miserable.
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--- #198 fediverse/505 ---
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 There is nothing that stops you from being.
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--- #199 bluesky#40 ---
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 you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it.
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--- #200 fediverse/5414 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: drugs-mentioned  │
 └──────────────────────┘


 the spirits are telling me to hang out with homeless people and do fentanyl
 again.
 
 haha weird, gonna try resisting that if I can.
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