=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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this.
literally, this.
everytime I say "hey they're doing THIS"
people dismiss me
they say "none of us are important enough to psyop"
you fools
there is nobody better to psyop
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
--- #1 fediverse/1293 ---
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@user-921
where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
about
... are you talking about me
[silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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--- #2 fediverse/4850 ---
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people: "you need to be more direct!"
me: "I'm hiding from our enemies"
people: "who are they?"
me: "y'know, the bad guys."
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--- #3 fediverse/5374 ---
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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--- #4 fediverse/4024 ---
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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--- #5 fediverse/3633 ---
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@user-999
what's a fool to do these days but babble? maybe they'd be better as an
acolyte in the temple but hey, ya'll are the ones that are building it so
don't blame the fool for residing there.
non-foolish people for leaders only, please
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--- #6 fediverse/1517 ---
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if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
other? the poor dears.
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--- #7 fediverse/4025 ---
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the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
in on it.
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--- #8 fediverse/5538 ---
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@user-1074
what do you do with the people who don't want to do that in particular and
want to try a different sort of socialism?
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--- #9 fediverse/3253 ---
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #10 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #11 fediverse/1910 ---
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@user-1074
heh yeah people don't often pick up on nuance.
who am I kidding, I'm people! I don't often pick up on nuance! Alas.
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--- #12 fediverse/2791 ---
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@user-1358
you don't go golfing to relax.
well, maybe you do, but he doesn't.
he goes golfing to talk about shady shit.
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--- #13 fediverse/3999 ---
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... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
right, y'know?
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what, you're telling me you don't constantly have the voices of the past
whispering words into your ear like "FACE THEM" or whatever? Huh must suck to
be you
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--- #15 fediverse/5380 ---
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dear right-wing converts to the cult of sanity:
you don't have to be trans just to show [your devotion/you're sorry], we'll
accept anyone who is cool and "gets it"
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--- #16 fediverse/4876 ---
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@user-1370
you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
it's cool
we get it
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--- #17 messages/1296 ---
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who do I want? the coolest people around.
who do I want? everyone else.
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--- #18 fediverse/1891 ---
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@user-1091
I knowwww some people are just thorny and prickly I guess.
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--- #19 fediverse/5416 ---
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if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
be my friend forever.
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--- #20 fediverse/829 ---
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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