=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 "everyone hates me and I'm not okay about it" a story in 31 parts
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4002 ---
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 "oh, yeah, I guess, but that was soooo 3 months ago" (actually happened 1.5
 months ago)
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--- #2 fediverse/1490 ---
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 @user-883 @user-1007 
 
 bury me where I fall? :3
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--- #3 fediverse/5974 ---
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 @user-1882 
 
 my headphones maybe? I got them when I was 22 or so. I'm 31 now
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--- #4 fediverse/1433 ---
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 taking my 3ds everywhere just incase someone else is my age
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--- #5 fediverse/4620 ---
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 "is she bipolar or does she just consistently forget her estrogen injection?"
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--- #6 fediverse/1218 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 yah I found it somehow yesterday by clicking "parent directory" on this page:
 
 http://3.134.223.104/bgc/
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--- #7 fediverse/5318 ---
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 "grandpa trump" is synonymous with hitler in some circles
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--- #8 fediverse/4893 ---
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 30 thirty is just three-dee 3D
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--- #9 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #10 fediverse/5357 ---
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 │ CW: re: CIA-bullshit-mentioned-oops-cursing-mentioned │
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 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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--- #11 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #12 fediverse/4812 ---
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 │ CW: re: politics-mentioned │
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 @user-1074 
 
 hence my suggestion for a three tier system - one of which maintains the
 current system, the next which organizes labor, and the next which organizes
 families
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--- #13 fediverse/2658 ---
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 "did you know that mentally ill people are oppressed minorities too?"
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--- #14 fediverse/4042 ---
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 "Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial
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--- #15 messages/304 ---
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 Relax.
 
 Take it from me.
 
 I won't resist, at least I'll try, and if I start suddenly then it hurts and
 you should go slower. Unless I do three short, three long, three short.
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--- #16 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
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--- #17 messages/663 ---
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 "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
 as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #18 fediverse/3495 ---
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 @user-774 
 
 I know that when you recycle 3d printed things the color tends to meld
 together and it looks kinda meh... but hey at least it's recycled.
 
 though recycled filament is probably pretty rare still, so it's probably not
 the kind you're thinking of.
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--- #19 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #20 fediverse/3399 ---
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 read my posts like a book
 
 from the start, or the end, each is a different story
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--- #21 messages/1261 ---
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 "yes there really are that many"
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--- #22 fediverse/5051 ---
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 "ritz you're so mean"
 
 sorry.
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--- #23 fediverse/4117 ---
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 @user-92 
 
 emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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--- #24 fediverse/519 ---
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 @user-367 @user-246 @user-366 @user-353 
 
 Hell yeah, that's the kind of words I seek : )
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--- #25 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #26 fediverse_boost/4538 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Secret Panel HERE 🐢 https://tapas.io/episode/3352904                        
  
                                                            
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--- #27 fediverse/2146 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 "reason not available" doesn't tell me anything except that my experience is
 valid
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--- #28 fediverse/2892 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 still is for DWM as far as I can tell 😭 👍
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--- #29 fediverse/1916 ---
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 "you don't seem autistic"
 
 wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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--- #30 fediverse/5269 ---
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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--- #31 messages/1211 ---
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 Life should be about growing up, not a story if businesses and accounts.
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--- #32 fediverse/2224 ---
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 No plan survives contact with the enemy, and any plan that everyone knows is a
 plan that your enemy knows.
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--- #33 fediverse/2774 ---
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 I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
 part.
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--- #34 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #35 fediverse/6007 ---
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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--- #36 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #37 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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--- #38 messages/484 ---
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 "hey listen! Beware of this danger around me! It's [blegh]
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--- #39 fediverse/956 ---
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 │ CW: re: spirituality │
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #40 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #41 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #42 fediverse/2403 ---
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 America 🥰 
 The United States of 😒 
 America day 🤩 
 America day with PTSD 🥴
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--- #43 fediverse/3646 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #44 fediverse/5322 ---
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 "I am liberatory" they tell me, yet everyone I know has a job.
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--- #45 fediverse/1669 ---
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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--- #46 fediverse/2143 ---
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 @user-1171 
 
 "gee I never hear from you how would I know that if people like you didn't say
 something valuable and important like this"an appreciative someone
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--- #47 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #48 fediverse/5376 ---
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 │ CW: re: police-mentioned-psy-ops-mentioned-human-waste-mentioned-which-is-a-nice-way-to-say-feces-ew-gross-who-put-that-on-my-timeline-guards-arrest-these-men-they're-criminals-of-the-law-against-pooping-my-pants │
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--- #49 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #50 fediverse/1300 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #51 fediverse/5050 ---
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 │ CW: political-theory │
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 "mankind would not consent to be governed if it had any other choice"
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--- #52 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #53 messages/944 ---
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 more viewpoints, more data. sorta like taking 3d pictures of a 2d object.
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--- #54 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #55 fediverse/5124 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #56 fediverse/51 ---
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 @user-47 this is the funniest image in the entire universe
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--- #57 fediverse_boost/95 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  "A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials."  
  
                                                            
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--- #58 fediverse/1970 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 "be gay; do crimes"
 
 it's basically our motto
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--- #59 fediverse/2812 ---
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 when you're alone, everything that happens to you is personal.
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--- #60 fediverse/2771 ---
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 │ CW: disordered-eating │
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 "stop starving yourself" to the tune of "stop hitting yourself"
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--- #61 fediverse/5965 ---
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 "you're too loud, weirdo"
 
 okayyyyy
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--- #62 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #63 fediverse/233 ---
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 @user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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--- #64 fediverse/4313 ---
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 I made progress today, and so will you
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--- #65 messages/187 ---
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 A family of 3-5 is absurdly small, but that's all we can manage in the 21st
 century
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--- #66 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #67 fediverse/2338 ---
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 │ CW: pol              │
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 "A liberal is just a leftist who hasn't yet learned what time it is"
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--- #68 fediverse/560 ---
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 BECOME UNINTELLIGIBLE
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--- #69 messages/1161 ---
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 "hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
 mother."
 
 - some ice guy somewhere probably
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--- #70 fediverse/4827 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 I run Nix on one of my laptops and I really enjoy it : )
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--- #71 fediverse/3452 ---
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 │ CW: spirituality-gods-mentioned │
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 the goddess of madness is pretty sane, tbh
 
 it's not like there's just one tho
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--- #72 fediverse/19 ---
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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--- #73 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #74 fediverse/941 ---
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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--- #75 fediverse/2375 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 Rice and lentils for breakfast takes ~30 minutes to cook...
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--- #76 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #77 fediverse/4074 ---
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 │ CW: capitalism-mentioned │
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 "buying something" under capitalism just means that you get less of everything
 else in exchange for this particular thing.
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--- #78 fediverse/3220 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health    │
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 "I'm not depressed~!" I say as I exist
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--- #79 fediverse/3002 ---
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 "come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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 if you're upset about how they twisted the meaning of "woke" just wait until
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 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #83 fediverse/2794 ---
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 "you have disgraced yourself"
 
 "not in my own eyes"
 
 has real "from my point of view the jedi are evil" energy
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--- #84 fediverse/142 ---
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 @user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃​
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 "well done!" he said, and i can't stop thinking about how happy it made me
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--- #86 fediverse/978 ---
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 @user-699 @user-78 
 
 I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #88 fediverse/5750 ---
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 I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
 cool people and places and things... alas
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 jan soweli
 
 [stolen from reddit]
a picture of a fox person in the background with the words "jan" and "soweli" imprinted above  in Toki Pona, the language for good, "jan" means "person" and "soweli" means "animal", essentially implying that animal people are valid and precious and super-cool-friendly-pals.
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 I love textbooks 
 
 they're so full of one particular thing
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 @user-631 
 
 a true joke would work in both ways, such that everyone's laughing. : )
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 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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--- #93 fediverse/3882 ---
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 "That's Mitz Renaldi to you, mister"
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--- #94 messages/377 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #96 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #97 fediverse/3815 ---
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 trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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--- #98 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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 @user-1074 
 
 I dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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 @user-1209 
 
 ha trick question I don't. Not really. Aside from like, a short-story that I
 wrote here:
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/w7/table-of-contents
 
 (audio book is from youtube, idk if you care about being tracked)
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--- #102 messages/117 ---
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 Here's what my 20s wants from my 30s:
 
 Make majesty
 Move to a farm
 Have kids
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 3/20
12. the text continues from the previous page and reads "if it's been ten or more years since they moved in, the site gets rebuilt. [wait, hang on, weren't we talking about html websites? when did houses come into the discussion?]  ... wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah the text is on a gray background, as interrupting as a scythe, with a yellow backdrop as if to represent sheer white-hot flame except not white the color of all colors but fire the color of all flames. the text reads "prince of the nehalim" in bright pinking blue, as in something completely foreign and unknown to you, and continues on to read in red "so many opportunities" as if life hadn't absconded, but instead of severed instead. "parabolas persist" in the flavor of blue, the color of space in a non-light polluted view.  "live life like you're merry, as do but a few."  do you want to make people feel better? or do you just want to make them confused? Neither, really, I'm trying to tell the truth. I'm seriously just struggling to find a way to express things that others clearly seem to be forgetting - I'm not an expert in other stuff! This is literally all I'm good at! Is it valuable? Maybe not to you, but I think it could be useful, or else I would covet it and leave it in disuse.  it's time is relevant, it's words fit into a context, so if you misunderstand it's past then it's probably because you don't have the records or the ability to process them of the time in which it was posted. What if things were de 10 ten. blue text on a blue background, as a calming and soothing influence, saying "it's okay, don't freak out, just think about learning lessons about stuff that *could* go wrong and think about how you'd counter it. just like any video game, there's a strategy to defeat any other strategy. the careful application of said strategy while using or applying your own capabilities is directly correlated to the conclusions of the task." meanwhile the listener is like "what the fuck" wait shit hang on lemme add a content warning:  right so the text reads "if you want your neighbors to know something, don't post it on the internet - put it on a post-it on the wall in a public place" like, your front door, or maybe the entrance to your building, or the parking garage near the mall, or maybe the grocery store, on a product behind the one in front. that kind of thing.  depending on who you want to see it, of course... people used to do this with library books but stopped because it's quite obviously a bad and rude thing to do, books are for record keeping of the status of humanity, through each and every one of it's forms. It's weird that they all have the same stuff, because they're designed for capitalism right? Why not share them based on availability, and keep as many different types of things as possible?  when nobody cares for them, how will we remember the countless books nobody reads? How will we understand that step in developing our culture if we don't have access to the con 9. the text begins to diverge at this point, on the left it reads "it's easy if you want some privacy, - all you have to do" and then is cut off by the introduction of red text on a green background, to evoke similar colors as the original thing it was interrupting but it's own thing nonetheless, and existing off to the side in tandem, so that conditions could not remain unaddressed. the text reads "they were betting on selling us space flight [with spaceflight sliding from one side to the other, like a rocket escaping the gravitic pull of the planet it surrounded] but we cared more for food and water" the second part, after spaceflight about food and water, is intruding onto the yellow's background, which was next, to represent a continuation of the previous thought about websites and HTML. it's frustrating for the next text, which is in purple, a confused and disoriented color. it continues from the original thought "is delete the website! Boom, no more html. but if they were listed (neocities sites on a map of the region" but map is emphasized with a different color, green the color of the land, and "region" is pronounced like "realm" or perhaps "ground" or even "directions" or "land beyond the horizon (if it even exists)") 11. I think. orange text on a green blue background, same background as the previous three pictures. orange text which contrasts in a way that almost calls back to the 80s, but not quite. a little too dirty, like the blue and orange decorations around highways in New Mexico. car smoke and tire dust'll do that, and it's not like it's easy to clean - right next to the freeway, c'mon! Wouldn't it be nice if we shut it down for a day or two? Unless you had very important business, solely self-suggested. if too many people used it on those days (when they were cleaning it) then they're supposed to follow through and identify if their need was too great or if they were just being an asshole about it because their bosses forced them to. basically like, family emergencies gets a lane, things that are crucial to a social event like no beer at a frat party or whatever, heck even if the girl you like really wanted to get laid. whatever the heck it is, if you deem it an emergency then that's fine. you can drive while the highway is being cleaned. just make sure you don't slip on the suds...  ... a while later, humanity realized they could just close one direction at a time and clean the next one next time.  what was I saying? Oh yeah the text! Here's what it reads: "every year, replace five percent [but read as %] of the homes and boom you're good - maybe even do 10% if things are going well - either way, as time goes on people can live in a house as long as they want - but when they mov
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 "never lose your totem"
 
 I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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 @user-1550 
 
 I love the colors!! 🤩 
 
 sorry about the price, tho...
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--- #106 fediverse/6000 ---
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 I wish I had more games, I keep forgetting which to install though. Also
 Warcraft 3 doesn't work >.>
picture of a games directory and some other stuff
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--- #107 fediverse/5796 ---
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 "what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
 some pretty spicy kush
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--- #108 fediverse/2581 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 not always (but often)
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--- #109 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #110 fediverse/4024 ---
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 my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
 other people who visit the house.
 
 but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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--- #111 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #112 fediverse_boost/5736 ---
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  i was wrong... so much has happened since this post                         
  
                                                            
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--- #113 fediverse/5342 ---
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #115 fediverse/389 ---
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 @user-5 
 
 ... what do they have against canadia?
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--- #116 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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 @user-1024 
 
 ....... you might want to distill it, first......
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--- #118 fediverse/1334 ---
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
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--- #119 fediverse/4950 ---
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 have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
 
 I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
 possession time. woohoo.
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--- #120 fediverse/187 ---
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 @user-95 sometimes I say "all seriousness aside..."
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--- #121 fediverse/347 ---
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #122 fediverse/684 ---
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 @user-507 
 
 meow
 
 now there's just a few more
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--- #123 fediverse/1636 ---
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 [Forged Alliance Forever does this automatically btw]
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--- #124 fediverse/4086 ---
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #125 fediverse/6125 ---
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 @user-1871 
 
 conquer your foes and they will never again harm you.
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--- #126 fediverse/4637 ---
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 "the difference between a million and a billion is about a billion"
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #128 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #129 messages/705 ---
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--- #130 fediverse/5355 ---
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 "that email address is already taken, please sign in instead"
 
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--- #131 messages/1112 ---
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 "oh no the primitive animals burnt all their wood fodder"
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--- #132 fediverse/2069 ---
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 I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
 chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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--- #133 fediverse/1242 ---
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 one way to network is to connect other people.
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--- #134 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #135 fediverse/4659 ---
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--- #136 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #137 fediverse/5345 ---
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 you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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--- #138 fediverse/3058 ---
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 @user-1441 @user-670 @user-113 
 
 currently toe-ing the boundary between "too neurodivergent to function" and
 "can juuuuust barely take care of themselves" and they ask me to get a job...
 no thanks, guess I'll die
 
 (in 3-4 months when my savings run out)
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 "Is... is she advocating for tax evasion??"
 
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--- #140 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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--- #142 fediverse/1674 ---
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 "please hire me. I'll post memes in the slack channels."
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #144 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #145 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #146 fediverse/615 ---
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 wretched doesn't necessarily imply miserable.
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--- #147 fediverse/5997 ---
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 they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
 attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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--- #148 fediverse/2410 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 or, hear me out, perhaps he's a liar
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--- #149 messages/228 ---
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 Wish someone would tell me how much they hate me so I knew to be ashamed
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--- #150 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #151 fediverse/4804 ---
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 I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
 
 ... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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--- #152 fediverse/4326 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 it's okay, be yourself 
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--- #153 fediverse/1842 ---
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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--- #154 fediverse/4026 ---
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 why is everyone so confused about how I turned out?
 
 I literally spent my whole childhood telling stories to myself
 
 (inspired by the world, and stories I had read, with mechanics like games I
 had played)
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--- #155 fediverse/198 ---
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 @user-171 they were part of our narrative growing up. or they fill some need
 that was forever unfulfilled.
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--- #156 messages/921 ---
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 I didn't know I was a princess until I saw how people acted toward me.
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--- #157 fediverse/5093 ---
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 "where the heck is kinshasa"
 
 - said the one guy who probably slept through geographic orientation class
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--- #158 fediverse/6380 ---
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 [it won't connect because I'm not hosting it, but it's fun to think about]
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--- #159 fediverse/6224 ---
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 @user-1912 
 
 cannabis :blobcatwitch:
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--- #160 fediverse_boost/4854 ---
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  Well this looks interesting...                                              
  
                                                            
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--- #161 fediverse/4878 ---
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 OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
 strikes back part twoooooo
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--- #162 fediverse/5049 ---
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 "childhood starvation is due to neglect, not food prices, dummy"
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--- #163 fediverse/1086 ---
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 "I like you" neat
 
 "I don't like you" guess I'll die
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 human porn is just cable porn for humans
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--- #165 fediverse/4578 ---
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 Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
 
 it's a tree
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--- #166 fediverse/6090 ---
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 "hope not dope"
 
 best anarchy 🥰
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--- #167 messages/238 ---
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 The world does not deserve to bear such a sorrowful one as me
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--- #168 fediverse/4980 ---
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 dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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--- #169 fediverse/3190 ---
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 "oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
 else's problem"
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--- #170 fediverse/3892 ---
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 "they should make clothing stores for tall people"
 
 uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
 
 "yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
 
 smh
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--- #171 fediverse/5267 ---
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 "okay but why are you so focused on outliving it"
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--- #172 bluesky#23 ---
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #173 fediverse/154 ---
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 confusion is seeing with perfect clarity and speaking with utter disconnection
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--- #174 fediverse/309 ---
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 @user-223 normies need third places too... just, a lot of them, I guess.
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--- #175 messages/908 ---
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 if you don't see someone doing what you're doing after a while you hide into
 something else
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--- #176 fediverse/1852 ---
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 hackers should repair things that are broken that are good
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--- #177 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #178 fediverse/87 ---
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 🖼
I can't describe it, I'm sorry. It's too long. Ask someone to copy / paste it to you so you can read it in your own way.  It's a picture of a fediverse post where I go on a long rant. However it's far too long to post in one post, it goes several thousand characters over! In addition, there are notes added on the side from the assumed creator of the document, titled: stay-with-me.png  Here are some samples:
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--- #179 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #180 fediverse/5303 ---
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 I don't ever delete my posts (except two or three times because I had a crisis
 of faith)
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--- #181 messages/578 ---
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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--- #182 fediverse/6145 ---
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 then, here's the cool part, if you share your software people might like it
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--- #183 fediverse_boost/907 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  "Imagine what they did when we couldn't see their crimes on our phones"     
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--- #184 fediverse/4842 ---
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 this is what "taking it seriously" looks like to me
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--- #185 fediverse/1648 ---
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 "oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
 knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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--- #186 fediverse/2688 ---
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 "you are better than fear. I know this for I have seen your soul, as it is the
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--- #187 fediverse/3150 ---
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #188 fediverse/3757 ---
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 I am the witch who cursed my past self with my current life.
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--- #189 fediverse/6181 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 pat pat is okay
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--- #190 fediverse/4857 ---
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 "of course I'm a furry. I'm not a coward."someone way cooler than me
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--- #191 fediverse/2634 ---
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 I don't have anyone to vent to but you, fedi
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--- #192 messages/760 ---
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 why does everyone who want me want me to be someone else
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--- #193 messages/772 ---
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 contrary to unpopular belief,
 
 it's good to be nice to people.
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--- #194 fediverse/5169 ---
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
 that you do,
 
 leave that situation
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--- #195 fediverse/6014 ---
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #196 fediverse/5451 ---
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 wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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--- #197 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
 do
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--- #198 fediverse/3144 ---
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 witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
 hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #199 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #200 fediverse/4072 ---
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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