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 they want eye tracking so they can tell what kinds of ads to sell me
 
 I want eye tracking on the desktop so I can select enemies in MMOs easier
 
 we are not the same
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #2 fediverse/4896 ---
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #4 messages/138 ---
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 Every ragequit in a matchmade game is a protest against an overly restrictive
 meta that refuses to accomodate the player's preferred playstyle
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--- #5 fediverse/135 ---
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 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #6 fediverse/5185 ---
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 frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
 game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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--- #7 fediverse/5072 ---
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 I like to play with the camera zoomed in all the way and by only using my
 mouse. no keyboard. just clicking noise.
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--- #8 fediverse/1746 ---
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 politics is easy, just show the opposite of what your constituents want to
 watch and put it next to your enemy's team-name.
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--- #9 fediverse/5997 ---
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 they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
 attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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 🖼
           local response  equals 1 while true do if response does not equal 0 then require: build, my_name, and heart. end.                  response  equals in_channel:peek()  humans are unafraid because anyone better than us would necessarily be kinder
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 gonna touch grass. maybe do some programming. ttyl
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--- #12 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #13 fediverse/3974 ---
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 it is significantly more engaging to watch people play MMOs when they've
 unbound all their action bars from their number keys and are forced to click
 on all the abilities. That way you can actually follow what moves they're
 doing.
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 what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
 through their advertisement
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #16 fediverse/5239 ---
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 I play video games to help me think just like programmers play video games to
 help them sleep
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--- #17 fediverse/4072 ---
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #19 fediverse/3563 ---
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 @user-1209 
 
 good
 
 judge me
 
 find me just
 
 I accept my fate
 
 whatever it may be
 
 for I trust that which sees;
 
 that which is judging me thus.
 
 may fortune bring my heart forth
 
 displayed for all to see, here is my "me"
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--- #20 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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