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 "sometimes I don't want to be optimistic sometimes I just want to complain"
 
 oh yeah well what if I want to be optimistic at all times as a coping
 mechanism huh you don't have to agree with me
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/5681 ---
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 I'm a helper and everyone wants me to be more agentic but it's like... no... I
 don't wanna...
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--- #2 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
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--- #3 fediverse/6154 ---
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 it's fine I'm fine don't worry about it idk why I posted that
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--- #4 fediverse/6014 ---
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #5 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #6 fediverse/2466 ---
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 do as I say, and as I do.
 
 or don't, do as you want to.
 
 I hope you do want to do what I say to do.
 
 I wouldn't say it if I didn't think it was right.
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--- #7 messages/1106 ---
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 "save yourself, do it for you" ugh what if I don't wanna
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--- #8 fediverse/6232 ---
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 ... I don't want to be anyone else. I'll see where life takes me but I would
 rather die than be who I want to be.
 
 I'm fine, thank you very much.
... I don't want to be anyone else. I'll see where life takes me but I would rather die than be who I want to be.  I'm fine, thank you very much.
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--- #9 fediverse/2707 ---
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 @user-1209 
 
 sometimes I feed the nearby wildlife, and sometimes I don't. I don't want them
 to grow reliant on me, but I want them to have a nice surprise every once in a
 while.
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--- #10 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #11 fediverse/2901 ---
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 What do I want to be when I grow up?
 
 someone who doesn't have to do chores
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--- #12 fediverse/5292 ---
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 you can trust me, but please don't rely on me, for all of my power is soft.
 sometimes people just don't want to do what I tell them to, and I wouldn't
 have it any other way.
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--- #13 fediverse/3190 ---
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 "oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
 else's problem"
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--- #14 fediverse/3220 ---
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 "I'm not depressed~!" I say as I exist
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--- #15 fediverse/6257 ---
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 hey, I'm all about uplifting
 
 I do so as I please
picture of a mastodon screenshot which shows 975 characters remaining, implying (based on the character count) that not only was the thought short and easily conveyable, but also that 1024 characters are permitted per post. the profile picture of the profile who is the poster is green on the bottom with a flash of silver, black and white half and half, then red and light pink colored with a flash of white in the corner.  the text of the message that is typed into the display there:  hey, I'm all about uplifting  I do so as I please
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--- #16 fediverse/2939 ---
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 "you look like a mess who can't take care of herself"
 
 oh haha that's because I'm a mess who can't take care of herself
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--- #17 messages/143 ---
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 I always figured if people didn't like what I was saying they'd contest me so
 I could change it.
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--- #18 fediverse/5204 ---
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 just because you have something good
 
 doesn't mean it's bad to have that good thing.
 
 if it were so, 
 
 it would imply that you are bad. 
 
 and you are not bad. 
 
 therefore it is good to have good things.
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--- #19 messages/394 ---
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 Just because I'm performing doesn't mean I'm pretending, or that I can help it.
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--- #20 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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