=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 "Ritz Menardi? Oh yeah I remember her. What a massive disappointment. This is
 why we don't let fucking divas join."
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/3809 ---
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 "Ritz, we love you, but you're fucking stupid, so we're gonna have to break
 your legs now."
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--- #2 fediverse/1469 ---
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 "She's a witch, and for some reason she's convinced it's okay to be fucking
 insane on main"
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--- #3 fediverse/5482 ---
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 when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is
 to just... use it.
 
 ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs?
 
 I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug
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--- #4 fediverse/4620 ---
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 "is she bipolar or does she just consistently forget her estrogen injection?"
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--- #5 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #6 fediverse/1908 ---
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 @user-1100 @user-1074 
 
 haha what the fuck
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--- #7 messages/1394 ---
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 "utmost gratitude" <del>||what a piece of shit||</del>
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--- #8 fediverse/1669 ---
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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--- #9 fediverse/1916 ---
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 "you don't seem autistic"
 
 wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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--- #10 fediverse/3462 ---
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 "why didn't you say anything? why didn't you ask for help?"
 
 because then you might have done something about it, and don't you know I
 deserve to decay?
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--- #11 fediverse/5796 ---
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 "what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
 some pretty spicy kush
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--- #12 fediverse/27 ---
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 *looks in a mirror*
 
 why do all the gorgeous ones have to be fucking insane
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--- #13 fediverse/2910 ---
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 anyone who punches left is a fucking fed or a fascist or both
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--- #14 fediverse/3190 ---
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 "oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
 else's problem"
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--- #15 fediverse/3150 ---
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #16 messages/460 ---
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 God can't do shit. He can just pull strings to get shit done.
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--- #17 fediverse/5352 ---
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 what if we just went to nazi bars and fucked them up with crowbars until they
 were collectively forgotten
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--- #18 fediverse/4700 ---
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 "Ritz Menardi doesn't know anything. She's not allowed to know anything. If
 you tell her anything, she might tell someone about it because she's fucking
 stupid. Either that or she's cursed or something. Either way, she isn't
 allowed to know anything, so if you see her be nice, try and help her if you
 can, but don't fucking tell her anything."
 
 haha just things I overheard a couple days ago that randomly popped back into
 my head
 
 I don't see any nazis around me. Which begs the question:
 
 how can you fight that which you cannot see?
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--- #19 fediverse/5295 ---
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 @user-1796
 
 "You again? I thought we fixed the... Ah, well, nevermind, let's just wipe her
 again and hope she turns out evil this time."
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--- #20 messages/1389 ---
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 "I wish I had advisors" what a piece of shit.
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