=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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│ CW: implied-yelling-about-autism │
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you know something that would ACTUALLY help autistic people?
if we gave shopping carts actual tires instead of the hard plastic wheels they
have. The NOISE is DEAFENING and CACOPHANOUS
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #2 fediverse/1718 ---
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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--- #3 fediverse/65 ---
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if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
mathematics are wrong.
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--- #4 messages/483 ---
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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@user-570
oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #7 fediverse/6021 ---
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you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #8 fediverse/4686 ---
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Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
of toots to fart out.
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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You should be able to donate anything you want to a tool library. It should
always have plenty of washing machines. They might even be kept out of state.
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what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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you can only vote with your words if your words sway your audience.
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--- #14 bluesky#39 ---
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what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
at meditating?
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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@user-579
maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
brownie points
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In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
decide you want to.
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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you can put post-its on any piece of furniture you please.
you can even hang tapestries in front of them.
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@user-249
you can host anything you'd like on a raspberry pi. If the software
requirements are within the hardware specs, of course.
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--- #22 fediverse/6333 ---
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what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #23 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #24 fediverse/390 ---
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@user-138
turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act
of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism.
something something bread and circuses work
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you can always hear the voice within a breath if you listen closely enough.
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humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
do
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I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
to us. The more the better, I say!
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #29 fediverse/2878 ---
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advice is always solicited.
help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #31 fediverse/1035 ---
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@user-757 @user-192
true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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trust that your allies are working. do your part. ask for help if you need it.
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--- #34 fediverse/421 ---
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one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed
things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm
you.
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--- #35 fediverse/3736 ---
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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║ │ I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head. │ ║
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what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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@user-1443
they need to do stuff like that or else the republicans would never win...
which honestly is the most heartening thing I've heard all day.
there are more of us than them, thank goodness.
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what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
that you do,
leave that situation
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--- #41 fediverse/5310 ---
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you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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--- #42 fediverse/4108 ---
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what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
switch between with the push of a button
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--- #43 fediverse/1396 ---
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@user-883
you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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you can fit a whole downtown in this baby
slaps roof of your mouth
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--- #45 fediverse/4054 ---
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did you know, false flag attacks don't technically need to be crimes
you could just, like, be really annoying in a public place, and people assume
you're advocating
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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--- #47 messages/957 ---
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What if all trains were required by law to have an empty passenger cart? That
anyone could ride for free with no ticket and no registration or tracking or
anything. You gotta jump on tho so it's still dangerous.
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--- #48 fediverse/94 ---
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@user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
difficult. : )
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--- #49 bluesky#38 ---
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thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #50 fediverse/1416 ---
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@user-979 @user-980
they do it for power.
power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
evil.
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--- #51 fediverse/5188 ---
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did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
It's true! they do thing instead!
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--- #52 fediverse/3527 ---
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@user-1268
so true
and privilege that does depend on the oppression of others should not exist
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--- #53 messages/901 ---
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If war is not "volunteer only" then you have nothing to fight for.
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--- #54 fediverse/6458 ---
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #55 fediverse/2668 ---
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@user-570
what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #56 fediverse/180 ---
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@user-162 you're right! otherwise it wouldn't be forced : )
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Like, UBI that encourages education mixed with wage equality laws.
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--- #58 messages/678 ---
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ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #59 fediverse/52 ---
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@user-54 @user-55 @user-56 I disagree with this. I shamelessly promote my
website because I want to share art, not because I want to make money. You
literally can't pay me. I have no ads.
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--- #60 fediverse/1579 ---
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fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
permanently revoke their ways
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--- #61 messages/565 ---
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What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #62 fediverse/1530 ---
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made a video about ghost ninjas
https://youtu.be/WQ3nQqR40Ac
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--- #63 fediverse/5018 ---
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if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #64 fediverse/1535 ---
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I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
trash. Or in a store.
so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
damage clothes
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@user-150 leave it dusty. if you're concerned, throw a can of compressed air
at it and see what you can get done.
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good thing they can turn off their empathy module haha now they can torture
them as they please
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how can you call it a computer science education if the students can't even
send packets
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"you don't seem autistic"
wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
at once
[statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength.
or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about
the things you share.
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you can just... edit the html by pushing f12 and suddenly any conversation in
the history of the world could have taken place
digital pictures are not evidence
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@user-1370
you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
it's cool
we get it
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I fucking hate how games give dopamine
they're so much more educational than that.
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trust that your allies are working.
honor them by doing the same.
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My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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@user-1265
you'd pull a child to the sidewalk if they were in danger, wouldn't you?
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@user-95
that makes sense to me!
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okay flag is cool and all but what if
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okay flag is cool and all but what if
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you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
for when secrecy is intended.
OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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programmable matter is cool because you can interact with it on a human scale.
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@user-1074
Perhaps something that utilizes institutions that people are familiar with
like Walmart and Amazon to logistic goods and services around? But, like, in a
socialist way, where everyone gets what they want.
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when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
unremarkable at your leisure.
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charity is a band-aid for a systemic problem.
but sometimes you're still bleeding.
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you can revolute whenever you want to.
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@user-246
does checking yourself into a mental hospital / the morgue count as a
political option?
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@user-1550
me too T.T
give it time
someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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@user-889
perhaps you need a community, rather than a friend? just a guess
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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@user-214 so you know where to find what you need to know
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dear me:
DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
that's all, fuck off and be helpful
... wow, rude.
yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings.
helpful.
useful.
many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be
prologued. but pronounced prolonged.
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also applies for alt-text on pictures for people with screenreaders
something something "if I play both sides, then I'm always right!"
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The schizophrenic sees truth in dazzling displays of colors unknown to man,
while the neurotypical sees truth in shades of gray that can be reasoned with.
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America 🥰
The United States of 😒
America day 🤩
America day with PTSD 🥴
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@user-883
proud of you!
make that your job!
you can do it!!!
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frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
or a pizza in disguise
rawr ex dee
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paparazzi should work for their target.
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@user-440
please please please please please please please please please please please
please
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Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine.
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Why tf are the geese flying north
It's october...
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ally chat by default is a sin, it keeps noobs from being heard
should be an options menu option...
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@user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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@user-907
how does the music sound? want me to help you setup a visualizer?
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the firsthing a helpful comrade would do with their mistakes is bring
attention to them.
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interesting times in peaceful times: 😎
interesting times in interesting times: 🥴
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okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
thing
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What works for me might not work for another,
But
What works for me might work for another.
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if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
anything they want to keep hidden.
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@user-1010
kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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@user-1755
... I do that, but I do it because I want to find common subjects to talk
about. Or I think "if I was working on a project, who can I ask if I need
help?"
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you can only ever talk to a community while on mainstage.
er wait sorry it was this:
you can only ever talk to people in a community, not the community itself.
unless you are on mainstage.
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what's that? you need capital to contribute to the capitalist system? sounds
like a skill issue, shoulda picked better at character creation. Don't you
know the silver spoon trait is meta right now?
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Any political or moral philosophy is useless until tested against both good
and evil
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Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
waste of potential!
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#CDCsays there's no difference between a stick and a mud, when it comes down
to it
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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@user-1209 @user-1074
you can measure months numbering in the 20s and 30s
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Please please please, someone do better than me.
Until then, listen and obey.
After then, consider me always.
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║ │ i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said │ ║
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it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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@user-699 @user-78
I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
thoughts
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Freedom to do anything, and the liberty to choose as you please.
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Some human cultures learned competition through hunting, and some through
agriculture, and it really shows
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but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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@user-1201
you are all of these things to me
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listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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@user-246
or why they'd ban you without fighting you, trying to change your mind
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please please don't lose the penny! it's one of my favorite five flat penny
device!
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│ CW: mental-health-silly-schizoposting │
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if you don't go outside, the synchronicities can't getcha
oh you have to stay off the fediverse too-NOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE ME
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@user-192
... and like. idk what do you do at that point
say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
collections?
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if you play optimally, you'll never get any chance to make decisions.
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worth
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who gives a shit what you look like just work together for goodness sake
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they wanted image generators so they could fabricate evidence, doh
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│ CW: re: CIA-bullshit-mentioned-oops-cursing-mentioned │
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@user-1807
haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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│ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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I hate how fragile Linux is
It deserves to be strong and durable
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I bet you'll believe anything I say if I put it in italics and speak
imperatively
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--- #141 fediverse/2900 ---
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│ CW: capitalism-mentioned-AI-dataservers-mentioned │
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what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
that much
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what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
through their advertisement
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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revolution
doesn't
have
to be
about
them
.
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│ CW: food-mentioned │
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I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
package (without seasoning)
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yes I am cargoculting set -euo pipefail and no I'm not apologizing
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@user-570
that sounds really interesting and I'd love to read anything you write about
it ^_^
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Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of pumping oil out of the ground,
we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
thousand years
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@user-803
It sounds like you're describing consent, right?
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you could have two neighbors living in completely separate halves of the
nation and you'd never know
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║ │ i post compulsively lmfao │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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│ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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@user-138
You cared, and anyone who cares about you cares.
If you find a guitar, cherish it.
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I wonder how many people hate me?
silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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@user-1074
why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
dummies will believe you wink
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@user-241 okayyyy if I must =P =P
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so-and-so casts time-stop but during that time nothing can be learned as your
brains can't change shape
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I play video games to help me think just like programmers play video games to
help them sleep
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don't talk to anyone because anyone could be a cop
and you don't talk to cops
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enemies are just guys you haven't figured out the value in cooperating with.
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Did you know you can use Cheetos (or just chips) as a condiment/garnish? Be
creative 🥰
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@user-1429
do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
and leave it in a public place or~
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@user-562 @user-655
I relate to that...
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@user-95
like, trading cash for drugs in front of a police station? I couldn't agree
more!
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I suck at everything I do T.T
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it's not a community if nobody would ask where you've been.
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you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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--- #169 fediverse/5726 ---
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🖼
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Anyway here's what i came to say:
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pls hire me blizzard. I am desperate to be used for a common cause and guided
by a caring hand.
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--- #172 fediverse/4955 ---
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"say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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A god is less of an object and more of a direction.
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... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
guess.
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about to do something scary! wish me luck! nothing that could harm me
(probably) but still scary!!
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@user-78
ah but if you increase it then I might be able to actually finish a thought,
wouldn't that be a tragedy xD
@user-91
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│ CW: protests, politics, dogwhistles │
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do you ever think about how calling the BLM events "protests" versus "riots"
is a subtle dogwhistle for your politics? I usually say "riots" so that I
blend in. also because I've been conditioned by the people who I talk to about
them.
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God can't do shit. He can just pull strings to get shit done.
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--- #179 fediverse/955 ---
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@user-673
what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ i love capitalism bc everywhere is understaffed and none of my friends can find jobs │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #181 fediverse/4887 ---
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I will consistently under-negotiate my needs because scarcity has taught me to
do more with less.
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--- #182 fediverse/3111 ---
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@user-1423
yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #183 fediverse/2666 ---
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│ CW: re: meta-adjacent, but fedi and Internet cultures in general too │
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@user-570
I escalate that way against fascism, nothing less.
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true AI is when no decision or logical momentum can be explained by "... and
that value was randomly generated." -- (my opinion)
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what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
warcrimes
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just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
have to do it that way again.
but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #189 fediverse/956 ---
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│ CW: re: spirituality │
└──────────────────────┘
@user-579
it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
... right?
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--- #190 messages/485 ---
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Neurotyping is like astrology for autistic people who are interested in the
humanities courses at college
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--- #191 fediverse/3043 ---
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you know more than me and I appreciate your analysis
if you ever want to work on something together let me know
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--- #192 fediverse/5027 ---
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│ CW: spirituality-mentioned │
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resent not your angels nor demons, for they give you a stage upon which you
may perform.
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--- #193 fediverse/4866 ---
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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Just because I'm performing doesn't mean I'm pretending, or that I can help it.
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--- #195 fediverse/5039 ---
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leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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we should reward frugality as much as value-creation.
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at this point in time you probably shouldn't be forming NEW online communities
unless you're part of an OLD community that just isn't radical enough. And
then you should try and MERGE communities into larger, more geographically
concentrated ones.
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#CDCsays to always cheese the cat when they need it
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you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it.
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@user-661
so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
from ruling your life?
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