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 "I wish there was a language that was as simple as C but had [insert complex
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/1233 ---
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 low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
 but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #2 fediverse/2502 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 I wish English was more inclusive >.>
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--- #3 fediverse/1723 ---
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 @user-1037 
 
 Lua with 0 based indexing would be the perfect language (okay maybe LuaJIT)
 
 (i try to hurt as few people as I can as little as I can but it's impossible
 to not hurt anyone)
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--- #4 messages/1389 ---
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 "I wish I had advisors" what a piece of shit.
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--- #5 messages/488 ---
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 Look at the unique patterns in a programming language, and you will find
 within them a usecase.
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--- #6 fediverse/6437 ---
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 if I was writing a programming language, I'd name it C just to fuck with people
 
 (great, now others can decide how it's known)
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--- #7 fediverse/1988 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I once heard that Excel is a functional programming language with a tabular
 interface
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--- #8 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #9 fediverse/6007 ---
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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--- #10 fediverse/2922 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 now I want to re-implement strings as structs in C! I don't know why I never
 thought of them that way.
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--- #11 fediverse/5179 ---
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 why don't corporations let you write code in whatever language you want? it's
 trivial to run a compiler or interpreter inside of another program.
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--- #12 fediverse/4884 ---
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 "okay but what if we made computers simple?"
 
 - someone who doesn't know how computers work
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--- #13 fediverse/6051 ---
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 I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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--- #14 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #15 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #16 fediverse_boost/3734 ---
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  i think my complaints about rust really boil down to “i know what im doing and this language is designed for people who don’t”  
  
                                                            
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--- #17 messages/964 ---
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 what if we sent letters to our illiterate pals so they had a motivation to
 study the language
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--- #18 fediverse/1313 ---
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 if we had a universal basic income then we could pay each other to solve our
 problems and they just can't have that.
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--- #19 fediverse/791 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I see, I didn't know the language so I assumed it was valid =P
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--- #20 fediverse/6269 ---
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 what if the secret to LLM computation is to just not reduce the fractions and
 keep it all in english language ram
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