=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 do you have a couple hundred dollars burning a hole in your pocket? Well,
 considering this is fedi probably not, but if you did then you should ask
 yourself these two questions:
 
 do I own a drone?
 do I own a 3d printer?
 
 answering yes to both of those means you're set in terms of new, rare, and
 useful technology. most other things have been in production for a long time,
 so there's a bunch of them laying around. Don't worry if you don't have a pair
 of pliers or bicycle tire pump, your neighbor probably has three.
 
 EDIT: I forgot about solar panels and batteries
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 we have drones now
 
 put a mirror on a bunch of drones
 
 have them aim the mirror at a zeppelin
 
 heat it up
 
 aim the mirrors away when you want to go down
 
 boom no emissions
 
 all you need is to power the drones somehow
 
 maybe with a charging station on the dirigible
 
 they can fly in, charge, then fly out
 
 the barge could be covered in solar panels to help with the charging
 
 or maybe wind power?
 
 basically you can create a floating island that is powered by the elements
 
 with drones controlling lift via mirrors and heating lighter-than-air gasses
 
 it's flawless
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--- #2 fediverse/6271 ---
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 @user-641 
 
 it's practice. you never know when you might need to blend in. really it's
 just useful as discipline, good practice to be in. I think it's okay if we
 reduce our own functionality? actually? sometimes it's good to use different
 email clients. hey do you know how to mathematically encrypt things well
 neither do I because the designers of the computer system decided that wasn't
 a very common usecase I guess.. jmean it's not like they'd spend all that
 computer resources [THEY'RE SO FAST] on thinking about correlations in your
 predicted pathway narratively through life. "ah help I'm in a psyop" haha yeah
 we do those all the time "so uhhhh I guess we'll just talk to people and see
 how they do?" wow okay it's sure nice to be part of a civil government, I
 think we can find our way to the lumber producers just fine thank you very
 much.
 
 ... oops sorry, a baby did electronics arts (challenge everything) I'm a
 little silly don't mind me brb I gotta go see~

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--- #3 fediverse/5875 ---
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║ if they could put a camera behind your screen they could direct your attention   │
║ however they wisdeed. magic doesn't work unless it's instantly halted, that's    │
║ why it's magic. trans girls still get brotherhood. (sometimes)                   │
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║ don't teach me how your way works                                                │
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║ tell me how to do my way right                                                   │
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║ "hello tech company that I work at, can you buy me a camping set complete with   │
║ tent, sleeping back, and storage compartments for attachements full of gear?     │
║ you can have any profits I make from it"                                         │
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║ "hello civilian supply company that I work at, can I use the printable budget    │
║ for creating magazines in my design? I'll let the lawyers distribute the         │
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║ "hi grocery farm, can you make us more peaches we can let [our/your]             │
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 "this is too easy" thought the one guys to another, as they glanced about at
 their trending behavior.
 
 -- stack overflow -- sorry I had to interrupt: "what if you used scissors or a
 knife to cut your diapers and then saw what kind of plants would grow in what
 conditions?" I betcha could evolve an organism (careful, might be small) that
 could grow from plastic. I wonder what their fruit would be used like?
 
 anyway, as I was saying, if you ever notice that your mortal foes aren't
 putting up much of a fight, chances are you're being used to do evil. Keep
 yourself awares, but do research-thought-imagines about the nature of
 goodness. Picture yourself from the perspective of your foes. Develop
 conceptions of justice. Validate through mutually experimental contests of
 charms.
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 I know you don't want to hear this, but there is a chance that there will come
 a time where your life depends on your ability to debug a computer without the
 internet. To set up an SSH server. To install Linux. To program in C. To do
 something else that I'm not prepared for... If StackOverflow didn't exist
 because network connectivity has been lost, could you remember syntax? Maybe
 it's a good idea to set up a local LLM that can answer basic questions about
 technology. Maybe it's a good idea to set up on your parents computer, just in
 case you have to hide out there for a couple months. Maybe it's a good idea to
 download wikipedia, just in case.
 
 If I need to use a mac, I'm screwed
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 bottle rockets but scary and with a range of ten hundred meters and guided by
 redundant drone lasers
 
 suspension bridges are so cool. they're like "we couldn't hold ourselves
 together by resting on the ground, so we just reached across and grabbed the
 other end-ers"
 
 one color for more thrust, one color for turn slightly, one color for whatever
 
 and it's symmetrically pseudo-RNG-ed randomized every quarter second which
 color wavelength means what
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--- #7 fediverse/3495 ---
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 @user-774 
 
 I know that when you recycle 3d printed things the color tends to meld
 together and it looks kinda meh... but hey at least it's recycled.
 
 though recycled filament is probably pretty rare still, so it's probably not
 the kind you're thinking of.
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 the neat thing about tech is that it scales really well.
 
 The price of TVs is through the floor, everyone has a smartphone, and
 raspberry pi's are less than 100$
 
 solar panels will be next. Trust.
 
 we should still dismantle coal and oil, obviously we should, but at a certain
 point it will be inevitable. They're just too expensive for too little gain.
 
 the neat thing about tech is that it scales in a way that is just impossible
 for infrastructural projects like housing and hospitals.
 
 building a home is hard to do, especially when you make them out of sticks and
 glue. think like a dwarf - stone never fades.
 
 sunlight, moss, underground, endless in the shade
 
 have I mentioned that the most difficult problem facing mechanical engineers
 at the moment is universal recycling?
 
 I want to work on those kind of problems, not resolving tickets.
 
 nobody even gave me a chance to do them, instead demanding... labor. great.
 the one thing I suck at.
 
 [you suck at a lot of things, actually]
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--- #9 fediverse/495 ---
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 @user-358 @user-356 
 
 Neat! I'm assuming you can screw in a little antenna? That's awful cute. Like
 a robot getting eyebrows.
 
 Why do you need two of them, though? Actually screw it that's a dumb question,
 robots can obviously express themselves more clearly if both their eyes are
 professed.
 
 Wait... Why do robots need more than one eye? Because it'd be weird otherwise,
 duh.
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--- #10 fediverse/581 ---
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 @user-428 
 
 sometimes I think about how much more productive I'd be if I had a code editor
 that let me draw arrows and smiley faces and such alongside the code. Or if I
 could position things strangely, like two functions side-by-side with boxes
 drawn around them. Or diagrams or flowcharts or graphs or...
 
 something that would output to raw txt format, but would present itself as an
 image that could be edited.
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 first start to any sort of insurgency or rebel alliance is mobile factories.
 you gotta be able to make your x-wings in space. similarly, drones being built
 between wall-less semi trucks assembly line style. with a helipad on top, and
 networked with servo-motor struts that follow the exact path and momentum of
 the truck ahead of it, recorded and passed down to the past. what was I
 saying? oh yes they could exchange drone parts across these barriers and build
 an entire drone that could be deployed at will. well, so long as the roadsigns
 hold out (whoops) I think it works better for the Rebel Alliance, united
 against one foe as a state federation. (downside is then you forget who you're
 meant to be and you only remember the pack.) well it's probably fine so long
 as you fight for your patrons, or more ideally, for ideals that everyone can
 understand
 
 beware, Iran in the summer
 
 wear your white clothes
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--- #12 fediverse/2312 ---
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 If it has a USB-C charger there's a pretty reasonable chance that you can't
 trust it.
 
 money is useless, but it can still get you things, so that's nice. don't get
 used to it though.
 
 If you have kids, take them out to the park. Or to get pizza. Icecream will
 do. Let them see the bright side of you. The fear that you haven't yet turned
 into energy is something they shouldn't yet see.
 
 Be honest. Be truthful. We are multifaceted, for every person has a bright
 side. You can find yours in an afternoon if you spend it watching the leaves
 in the trees.
 
 Money is useless. Dollars can buy things online and pesos can pay for light
 labor. But that's about it, at least where I live.
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--- #13 messages/1470 ---
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 I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that 100 bucks is useless. Totally useless.
 Sure it can get you some sandwiches, but it's not going to solve any problems.
 10,000 dollars is a convenience, and 100,000 dollars lets you chip in.
 projects are measured in millions of dollars, and only royalty or national
 importance deserves billions. Nobody has trillions of dollars. That number is
 reserved for the earth, of whom dollars we are borrowing.
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 what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
 couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
 for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
 with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
 by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
 they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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--- #15 fediverse/4699 ---
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 someone once told me that anything with a battery is a bomb if you hit it with
 just the right kind of radiation. or maybe he said 5g waves or electromagnetic
 pulse or... actually he didn't say at all. he just said batteries are bombs. I
 hope he's doing okay, he could have killed me like, 15 times but he didn't. so
 I guess that means he likes me? I hope he's doing okay.
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║ "see, the part that you're missing is if you abolish capitalism but also         │
║ ensure technological abundance then all you've done is removed humanity's        │
║ capability to organize in essentially any meaningful capacity without            │
║ providing an alternative heuristic that guides people toward assembling into     │
║ greater and greater forms to accomplish greater and greater tasks."              │
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║ oh, um. that's quite a take, can you tell me more about that?                    │
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║ "no. But I will anyway. if everyone can do whatever they want, nobody will       │
║ want to do your dishes for you. they might if they care about you, but if they   │
║ don't know you, then they won't. Care is not organization or assembly, it is     │
║ personal and cannot scale. If technology has made all resources abundant, then   │
║ why would someone care about the art that you made? if they want to be           │
║ sedated, they can just inject drugs and listen to music all day. If they want    │
║ to be entertained, AI will generate them whatever they want to see. Art loses    │
║ meaning as a messaging medium, and humanity loses it's voice"                    │
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 "how much money do you need?" she needs a couple million dollars. This is a
 reasonable amount for starting a business. It is completely unreasonable for
 revolutionizing the human conception of life and death, and kickstarting the
 field of transhumanism.
 
 What she's offering is a ticket to join the future in the future. It's a way
 to preserve the physical aspects of a person's form, like a one-time clone
 that has all the memories and behavior patterns of the original. If the soul
 exists, there are some additional problems to be solved, but we need to be
 able to find out before we can plan around it.
 
 Her method works. It does what she says it does. I see no reason why it
 wouldn't fulfill the promises she makes. My only question and reservation is
 about the soul, but, I think the first step to figuring it out is to create a
 way to test it.
 
 First, create the torment nexus. Next, listen for a psychic wail.
 
 Okay, Hitler, we get that you want to test for the existence of god by burning
 enough souls to light a fire big enough to be seen from heaven, but, such
 things go both ways, and all you've really done is galvanized the Americans
 and fundamentally altered the culture of Europe.
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 would you feet a cat at your door?
 
 how about a crow?
 
 would you water a dying plant? (don't, they get waterlogged if the soil is
 already moist)
 
 what if a dear
 
 what if dear food
 
 what if bear
 
 what if bear food
 
 what if dogpack
 
 what if dogpackfoodtearchompbitepullsavor
 
 I'd feeeed my self but dollars and errands are hard : (
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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║ frankly I'm just excited to see what humanity does with the endlessly            │
║ calculated and stored blockchains. Like, that's a good set of pseudo-random      │
║ data, I wonder if we could build something off of it that wasn't exclusively     │
║ money? like, a necklace, I dunno.                                                │
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║ or like, a numbers station x2, where each message is accompanied with a          │
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║ impossible-to-understand string of data. and that part is what seeds the next    │
║ code. once you start reading, certain numbers would be "flags" while others      │
║ would be "data" and they'd each have the same size on the hardware. that way,    │
║ they're impossible to predict.                                                   │
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║ ah, but wouldn't it be noticable that certain results seem to appear next to     │
║ one another? well, isn't that just cryptology? Could probably be defeated if     │
║ you had an AI advanced enough, just saying. something that sorted through        │
║ massive mounds of data and gave you results in garbled or broken english. what   │
║ a wonderful tool, that's wonderfully mis-abused, perhaps in the fu               │
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