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 @user-1209 
 
 sounds like a waste of time to me.
 
 though I did spend like 4 hours last night talking about cross-dressing so,
 you gotta start somewhere.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2434 ---
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 I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
 with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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--- #2 fediverse/2516 ---
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 According to a sign that I passed just four days ago, I have one day left.
 Whatever that means.
 
 so next week better be good.
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 @user-206 @user-1576 
 
 sounds like I should have spent more time there. I was always pretty good at
 convincing readers that the person I was arguing with was wrong or an asshole.
 Or both.
 
 At least, the Reddit upvote / downvote system told me so.
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--- #4 messages/146 ---
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #5 fediverse/5246 ---
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 lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
 digging instrument
 
 and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
 /stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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--- #6 fediverse/4388 ---
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 I'm sorry, but you can't play any more video games for a while. No more
 spending time on hobbies. When you meet, discuss what needs you see and how to
 fulfill them.
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--- #7 messages/610 ---
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 I'm sorry, but you can't play any more video games for a while. No more
 spending time on hobbies. When you meet, discuss what needs you see and how to
 fulfill them.
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--- #8 fediverse/3678 ---
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 I stopped smoking cannabis because possible job and wow... life feels between
 4 and 6 times longer
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--- #9 fediverse/5606 ---
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 I pulled 3 almost-all-nighters in the past week or so. I gotta sleep more.
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--- #10 fediverse/1445 ---
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 I miss university because of all the gay people I could hang out with.
 
 I guess I must be lonely.
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║ │ How to actually get 8 hours of sleep:                                      │ ║
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║ │ - Put your phone in another room at 9pm                                    │ ║
║ │ - That's it. That's the whole thread.                                      │ ║
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--- #12 fediverse/2355 ---
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 If you're DSA and you're reading this, you have 48 hours to organize the
 greatest protest in history.
 
 And this time we don't have Twitter or Facebook.
 
 They would give us a king. It's now or never.
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--- #13 fediverse/4642 ---
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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║ │ Yeet the 40+ hour work week. We have the technology.                       │ ║
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--- #15 fediverse/2040 ---
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 Everytime I unblock reddit in /etc/hosts because I need a particular search
 result when looking for something obscure on the internet I end up spending
 like 3 hours scrolling. Howwwww do I lack this much self control T.T
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--- #16 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #17 fediverse/2868 ---
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 a cloak is like a skirt that you wear around your shoulders
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--- #18 fediverse/1145 ---
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 I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
 campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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--- #19 fediverse/5341 ---
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 what a friend we have in time
 
 gives us children
 
 makes us wine
 
 tells us what to take or leave behind
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--- #20 fediverse_boost/6405 ---
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║ │ maybe i should just work on my memoir...                                   │ ║
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--- #21 fediverse/1372 ---
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 @user-961 
 
 sounds like best of both worlds to me, right?
 
 more bullets for the slaughter, more hours for the worker, and as the blood of
 men doth runneth our lies are bit by bit revealed.
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--- #22 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #23 fediverse/117 ---
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 @user-95 I spoke too soon. I stared at my ceiling for like 2 hours. It
 definitely worked!
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--- #24 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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--- #25 fediverse/1263 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 My friends and I decided to hang out for two days in a row, I guess they
 aren't tired of me yet hehe - I might be around tonight but I'll let you know!
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--- #26 fediverse/1069 ---
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 there was a time, when a university was tantamount to heresy
 
 ======================= stack overflow =====================
 
 Magic Survival is the witchiest game I know of.
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--- #27 fediverse/4940 ---
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #28 fediverse/5460 ---
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 if you sit down to write and nothing comes to mind, then either nothing needs
 to be said or maybe you should spend time reading instead.
 
 ... okey dokey, time to read I guess.
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--- #29 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #30 fediverse/5983 ---
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 I wish I had daggers in my hair that looks like hair but I could wear whenever
 I had that hair
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--- #31 messages/626 ---
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 Talk to veterans for tactics and discipline.
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--- #32 messages/1103 ---
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 I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #33 fediverse/169 ---
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 @user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
 me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
 did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
 encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
 language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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--- #34 messages/431 ---
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #35 fediverse/5694 ---
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 if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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--- #36 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #37 fediverse/2774 ---
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 I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
 part.
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--- #38 fediverse/2106 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... I've said too much, the thought-loop police are onto me. I must away!
 swoop cape
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--- #39 fediverse/4896 ---
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #40 fediverse/4227 ---
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 I'm wasting time.
 
 face them
 
 my soul tells me
 
 for some reason
 
 I can't stop writing poetry
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--- #41 fediverse/19 ---
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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--- #42 fediverse/5140 ---
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 I regret not spending more time with my neighbor who moved away
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--- #43 fediverse/5841 ---
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 I find maybe one or two days a week to work on my projects. About one or two
 days to be spent publicly. The rest of the time I'm handling myself, my
 chores, my girlfriends, and various mundane things.
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--- #44 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #45 fediverse/3696 ---
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #46 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #47 fediverse/4086 ---
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #48 fediverse/5719 ---
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 I love dispatch tables! which is a term I just learned and a concept I have
 been using for a while.
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--- #49 fediverse/1814 ---
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 I can tell when I'm overbooked when I don't have energy to shower every time I
 need to go out.
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--- #50 fediverse/2869 ---
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 "nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!"
 
 they used to have straps, too.
 
 [above boobs, below armpits]
 
 also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work.
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--- #51 fediverse/5621 ---
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 it takes a short time for a person to get used to something, and quite a long
 time for a peoples.
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--- #52 fediverse/5269 ---
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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--- #53 fediverse/6349 ---
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 if all you see are allies, slow down. 
 
 never come to a stop, even through sleep.
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--- #54 messages/392 ---
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 Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
 waste of potential!
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--- #55 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this

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--- #56 fediverse/1822 ---
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 we should reward frugality as much as value-creation.
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--- #57 fediverse/3856 ---
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 I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #58 fediverse/4489 ---
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 I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : )
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--- #59 fediverse/1672 ---
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 @user-1037 
 
 speaking from the perspective of a witch, the land does not care what lines we
 draw in the sand. Lines are a human thing.
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--- #60 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #61 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #62 fediverse/1050 ---
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 here's an idea - it's illegal to spend more than a thousand dollars in a day
 
 anything else requires multiple days of planning because it's such a large
 investment
 
 (obviously kinda cursed)
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--- #63 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #64 fediverse/450 ---
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 @user-334 
 
 You wouldn't believe the amount of time I spend wondering if a particular typo
 was divinely inspired and actually super important or... if it was just a
 fat-finger and I accidentally pushed a button I didn't intend.
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--- #65 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #66 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #67 fediverse/3073 ---
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 "A witch is neither late, nor is she early. She intentionally arrives when you
 don't need her, so that you can learn what to do when you do need her instead
 of needing her."
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--- #68 fediverse/3562 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #69 fediverse/63 ---
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 I swear Conan the Barbarian is an autistic icon I mean he walked in a circle
 for like 20 YEARS. I can only do a couple hours. What a champ.
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--- #70 fediverse/6407 ---
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 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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--- #71 fediverse/5807 ---
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 I'm wasted on this century.
 
 nobody even believes in magic anymore
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--- #72 fediverse/2125 ---
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 My parents got divorced during the Burning Crusade.
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--- #73 fediverse/5924 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ocarina of time T.T
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--- #74 fediverse/6087 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
 dummies will believe you wink
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--- #75 fediverse/5696 ---
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 hey does anyone wanna go over my code for this text adventure game thingy that
 I spent 2 days on so far?

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--- #76 fediverse/1531 ---
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 An American princess wears turquoise and silver, not diamonds. Though I'm sure
 she wears diamonds sometimes too.
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--- #77 fediverse/1175 ---
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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--- #78 fediverse/143 ---
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 @user-78 I thought it was thursday :O
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--- #79 fediverse/2481 ---
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 on one hand, conversation to spark insight.
 
 on the other, being connected to me.
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--- #80 fediverse/2523 ---
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 I just want to stress that most people know more than me
 
 slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
 what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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--- #81 fediverse/3806 ---
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 │ CW: re: Hot take     │
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 @user-1074 
 
 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
 things
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--- #82 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #83 fediverse/3585 ---
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 │ CW: re: pol-paranoia │
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 hmmmm I should probably put this in "things I almost posted"
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--- #84 fediverse/5892 ---
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 Here's Ritz Menardi's section in the history books:
 
 Ritz Menardi was a witch. She did nothing important and wasted everyone's
 time, while giving lots of people anxiety. She sucks and we all love her.
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--- #85 fediverse/3003 ---
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 phew glad that's over. I'm going to sleep. sorry ya'll for talking so loudly.
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║ │ i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said │ ║
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--- #87 fediverse/4697 ---
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 I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
 climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #89 fediverse/1249 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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--- #90 fediverse/4537 ---
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 ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill.
 
 So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's
 definitely why.
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--- #91 fediverse/5862 ---
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 time to do some programming...
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--- #92 fediverse/5673 ---
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 darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
 to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #93 fediverse/2852 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 quite recognizable. too. bad I don't wear it often these days, so I don't get
 recognized as a different person than I'm performing that day.
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--- #94 fediverse/5942 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health-   │
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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #95 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #96 fediverse/5135 ---
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 I think it should be a warcrime to attempt to summon demons to slay your foes.
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--- #97 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things

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--- #98 fediverse/4266 ---
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 whoops, forgot to post these all at once last night. Here ya go
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--- #99 messages/727 ---
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 Can you imagine 
 
 Going to your tribal shaman 
 
 Saying "hey you gotta pay rent"
 
 ... Shamans are fine on the street. I should learn. >.>
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--- #100 fediverse/2288 ---
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 ... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
 
 I gotta lotta things to eat, but I'm so tired and kinda dirty. Maybe a shower
 first. TTYL
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--- #101 fediverse/2313 ---
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 Gonna take another nap, last one was only 3 hours long. I'll sleep on my back
 this time, or else I'll rest for 3 hours I swear.
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--- #102 fediverse/1243 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 hey sorry for ditching you yesterday, hope you had a good night ^_^
 
 I feel much better today.
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--- #103 messages/85 ---
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 You can learn a lot about someone by asking how long their commute is.
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--- #104 fediverse/900 ---
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 if you want time to go slower, stop entertaining yourself.
 
 "time flies when you're having fun"
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--- #105 fediverse/566 ---
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 @user-407 
 
 something I made a couple [time] ago

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--- #106 fediverse/4450 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 ... you were never alone, you just spent too long looking in your black mirror
 and convinced yourself otherwise.
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--- #107 fediverse/1334 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #108 fediverse/5018 ---
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 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
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 if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #109 fediverse/4036 ---
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 everyone's paying attention to you Ritz, why are you self destructing?
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--- #110 fediverse/3646 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #111 messages/54 ---
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 https://kali-is-an-abdl.tumblr.com/
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--- #112 fediverse/183 ---
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 │ CW: food             │
 └──────────────────────┘


 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #113 fediverse/1348 ---
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 @user-950 
 
 ohhhhh sorry here ya go:
 
 https://tech.lgbt/@user-479
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--- #114 fediverse/141 ---
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 @user-135 if you're cringing at past behavior, then you've learned and grown
 enough to see the mistakes of the past in sharp contrast to your temperament
 in the present.
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--- #115 fediverse/3440 ---
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 @user-192 @user-763 
 
 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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--- #116 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #117 fediverse/4026 ---
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 why is everyone so confused about how I turned out?
 
 I literally spent my whole childhood telling stories to myself
 
 (inspired by the world, and stories I had read, with mechanics like games I
 had played)
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--- #118 fediverse/309 ---
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 @user-223 normies need third places too... just, a lot of them, I guess.
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--- #119 fediverse/3717 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: mental-health-minus │
 └─────────────────────────┘


 hey, you know how historically they used to lobotomize young women who were
 too fiery, passionate, independent, driven, motivated, and clairvoyant?
 
 they did that on purpose.
 
 that was less than a lifetime ago.
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--- #120 fediverse/2261 ---
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 @user-1209 
 
 if I lived in a lawful time then perhaps I would have time to sue them. alas
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--- #121 fediverse/6103 ---
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 I should get more hats. I only have 4 or 5.
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--- #122 fediverse/5169 ---
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
 that you do,
 
 leave that situation
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--- #123 fediverse/5653 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────┐
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 if abdl littles are furries, I'm a therian
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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 @user-1074 
 
 all things are intermediate steps, from yesterday to tomorrow.
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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 one sec  gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
 lemme think
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 @user-367 
 
 I figured, based on what you said : )
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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 @user-1582 
 
 good morning, have a bunch of posts from last night : ) 
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 I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid
 more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me.
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 "say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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 honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
 most beautiful.
 
 like below the crust.
 
 or space.
 
 the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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 @user-470 
 
 sorry, I'll go to sleep now : )
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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 I'm stuck. I don't know how to leverage whatever talents I have into making
 things happen. Maybe I should seek advice from a wise elder...
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 Geek prayer? Preach brothers and sisters >.>
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 @user-944 @user-803 
 
 I'm sorry that what I said resonated with you : (
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 <bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
 used for.
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 how it started: "I want to get stoned and play mechabellum (shit, drugs
 mentioned (shit, cursing mentioned))
 
 how it's going: [see attached picture]
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 have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
 
 I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
 possession time. woohoo.
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 I think I might stay out late tonight. For the past week I've been going home
 before dark, but I might stay late tonight.
 
 Tell your friends, maybe you'll see me. Preferably one-on-one, because social
 media posts can be filtered both non-and-consentually.
 
 Unless they're sleeping after having driven from a great long ways. They can
 sleep. 🥰
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 "how much time do we have?"
 
 "not enough for fear."
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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 whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
 reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe