=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 @user-1195 
 
 get_new_unused_UUID(){ if random_num() == is in lists.UUIDs then return
 get_new_unused_UUID(); }
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 messages/972 ---
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 vibecoders write detailed instructions. "A for loop which iterates through all
 of the elements" and not "a package manager that stores all of it's instants"
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--- #2 fediverse/1556 ---
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 if saying something puts you on a list, then is your speech really free?
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--- #3 messages/1390 ---
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 Are you donating your clothes or are you "returning them to Fashion"?
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--- #4 fediverse/2542 ---
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 a super neat thing about being trans is that you get to roll with advantage
 against rumplestiltskin
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--- #5 fediverse/6399 ---
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 the music my youtube recommends is different now that they banned my account.
 it's like they took a whole playlist from me.
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--- #6 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #7 messages/973 ---
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 you know what I want? in this moment? at all times?
 
 to bring magic back into the world
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--- #8 fediverse/1667 ---
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 @user-1061 
 
 you just made it right? the same thing happened to me IIRC, I think Neocities
 gives you a boost when you're new because you show up in the "newest" search
 results more plainly. Also, every time you update it you're featured in the
 "recently updated" lists as well.
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--- #9 fediverse/6316 ---
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 is "punching a bad guy" on your bucket list and if why
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 Hi, please give me a list of your tattoos and scars so they know what to put
 on your synthetic body double when they "accident" your house and kidnap you
 to a black site.
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--- #11 fediverse/5590 ---
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 vibe coding is just writing comments in increasing detail until the generated
 code matches what you need.
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 @user-883 
 
 I use DWM and Vim, so yeah I get it ^_^
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 What do I need, in this moment? A flea collar for my cat.
 
 What do we need? New institutions. Inspired by the old, or perhaps those
 not-yet-forgotten, but built on faith, kindness, love, and trust.
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--- #14 fediverse_boost/4454 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  External post: https://hachyderm.io/users/Impossible_PhD/statuses/113444931864921858  
  
                                                            
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 if they can't get into your phone, they can at least record all of the
 received notifications.
 
 meaning they already know who it is that you know...
 
 without having to find people that are distant or unrelated
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--- #16 fediverse/2764 ---
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 vim intentionally tricks it's users by making "q" without a semicolon ":" open
 up an input-grabbing menu that can't be gotten out of by pushing ":" semicolon
 or "q". Like... whose idea was that
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--- #17 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #18 fediverse/5552 ---
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 I once heard that when you click a link, the developer of the website can tell
 which website you came from. idk if that's true or not.
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 Oy, prophets these days. Always getting riled up so easily.
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 I respected nature, and I 
 
 ohhhhh I get it
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