=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 there's nothing in the rules of the internet that says you can't share a
 mastodon account with your 18 closest friends.
 
 you'll only find such a demand in the EULA's of websites that you probably
 shouldn't be spending very much time on, anyway.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
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--- #2 fediverse/6457 ---
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 the second rule is you don't have to hang out with mortals. there are places
 you can go where they won't find you, except by accident, and then you just go
 somewhere else.
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--- #3 fediverse/2786 ---
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 the best way, I find, to be deserving of trust is to do the best that you can,
 and be honest when you cannot do more.
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--- #4 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #5 messages/887 ---
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 To defeat community, all they have to do is get you to have more fun with
 their people until you start spending time away from the enmeshed people who
 know you. Honeypot style.
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--- #6 fediverse/5574 ---
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 don't forget to download your mastodon archive! why not, right? just throw it
 in a folder with the 19 others.
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--- #7 fediverse/1404 ---
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 company like facebook or whatever using deepfaked versions of your friends to    │
 hang out with you and pretend to be other people... but you're also deepfaked,   │
 so you're interacting and you don't even know it. and based on your              │
 interactions it pushes you closer / farther away, depending on it's meta-goals   │
 - like more of this personality, more of that feeling. The dialogue only sorta   │
 needs to follow, as long as they never realize what's amiss. Well, since you     │
 control all of your communication methods like irc or irl, then there's          │
 nothing to worry about because you can just overwrite what they're saying with   │
 things that don't matter but still need to be said, like lawyer speak in EULAs   │
 that nobody reads because like honestly, why would you right like they're        │
 interesting sometimes but frankly they're unenforceable, right? that's what I    │
 read on a website that someone hosts online that I don't know on a computer      │
 using software that had an EULA that I didn't read. ehhhh you know how it        │
 goes, always along for the ride.                                                 │
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--- #8 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #9 fediverse/3454 ---
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 deleting messages is pointless.
 
 it's always better to assume that they'll be screenshotted before you post.
 
 anything you say on the internet can and WILL be used against you
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--- #10 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #12 fediverse/5475 ---
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 @user-1842 
 
 anything you say on the internet will be readable by future generations
 (unless it gets deleted completely somehow)
 
 this means that any internet-bourne horrors will haunt the children's children
 and beyond
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--- #13 fediverse/3407 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 there's only a password so that if the zip archive is displaced from it's
 context it's harder to read.
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--- #14 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #15 fediverse/2363 ---
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 Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
 opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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 The trick to motorcycles is: don't crash, and be loud enough so that nobody
 forgets you're there.
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--- #17 fediverse/4650 ---
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 my life is already ruined. I pee my pants all the time and I got no dollars.
 why shouldn't I be strange on the internet?
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 the government doesn't want you using solar panels because then the coal and
 gas infrastructure won't be able to consume coal and gas, and everyone knows
 that using resources as fast as possible is surely the best and most
 productive use of our state's time
 
 like, subsidies exist. they could just... make it cheaper, but instead they're
 stuck doing... nothing of value
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--- #19 fediverse/5961 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #20 fediverse/2044 ---
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 honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
 you like, and one for people you trust
 
 (I have one)
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