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 @user-883 
 
 sure that would help! I've used it to convert video files to a smaller size
 for uploading to websites, but that's about it
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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  i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said  
  
                                                            
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 @user-1153 
 
 nope, I just use my desktop and flip phone. I live in an apartment.
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 @user-1716 
 
 there's already a web browser named surf 🙃 it's much more minimal than this
 one tho
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--- #4 fediverse/1682 ---
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 girls who have so many tabs open that they use ctrl+T to navigate to the most
 recent tabs
 
 wishing there was a way to scroll back to the beginning... alas
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--- #5 fediverse/3407 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 there's only a password so that if the zip archive is displaced from it's
 context it's harder to read.
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--- #6 fediverse/1870 ---
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 why would I want other people using my computer? They don't know how to use my
 computer! They might break something or mess something up or automatically
 read/edit my files that are stored in standard locations through the usage of
 a script which automagically scans and ransomwares machines on the internet
 who store their files in specific standardized locations! no thank you.
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--- #7 fediverse/102 ---
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 @user-5 why not just use a keyboard? 🙃​
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 okay okay bear with me...
 
 what if blackberry with keyboard ABOVE the screen
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--- #9 fediverse/5109 ---
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 does anyone know of a website where I can host videos on my neocities that
 isn't youtube? maybe something I can set up on my own server computer at home
 like a file server or something? how do I do that, what should I google, which
 is the easiest and closest to the metal tools I can use? [practical, sensible,
 courageous. these are the adjectives we need.]
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 @user-1894 
 
 did you know that used to be a glacier
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 how can you call it a computer science education if the students can't even
 send packets
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 I use cannabis medically
 
 I post on the internet recreationally
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 @user-1600 
 
 you guessed correctly, good job finding me hehe
 
 and yes, I think someone else was using my account. Gonna try and figure out
 what he said.
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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 deleting messages is pointless.
 
 it's always better to assume that they'll be screenshotted before you post.
 
 anything you say on the internet can and WILL be used against you
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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 okay just to clarify: if anyone is recording me or storing data about me, I
 would really prefer if you didn't delete it just because I realized it was
 happening. I like data! It's cool to know such things!
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 @user-192 
 
 I try to download the documentation for any tool that I know how to use.
 Especially on my laptops.
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 there's enough content here to get through an entire revolution
 
 especially if you have weed or time
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 There are some pieces of software where you think "oh cool, what did they
 update?" and then there are some like "oh god... What did they update?"
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