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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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@user-431
the rookie mistake was bringing your phone to the protest... you can pee
anywhere, but your phone can only ever be on your person. According to the
feds, at least.
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--- #2 fediverse/3014 ---
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the part of me that thinks "woof I gotta stop posting on the fediverse" is not
the part of me that posts on the fediverse.
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--- #3 messages/1438 ---
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The trick to motorcycles is: don't crash, and be loud enough so that nobody
forgets you're there.
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somehow, "your laptop camera monitor can see every password you've ever typed
in" is more terrifying than "microphones in your phone are listening to and
phoning home your speech data"
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--- #5 fediverse/5823 ---
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the firsthing a helpful comrade would do with their mistakes is bring
attention to them.
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the reason rent is so expensive is because of all the surveillance equipment
they need to pay for and upkeep
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The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
can understand and work with.
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The world is stitched together with angel hair, as it sheds from their body,
painless and evenly timed.
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--- #9 fediverse/6457 ---
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the second rule is you don't have to hang out with mortals. there are places
you can go where they won't find you, except by accident, and then you just go
somewhere else.
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"never lose your totem"
I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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the reason they warned you about quicksand is so that you don't get lost in
some fey dimension
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the best way, I find, to be deserving of trust is to do the best that you can,
and be honest when you cannot do more.
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google glass, but all they do is stream whatever you're doing to specific
people. like walkie talkies, but for visuals you can see on your phone. Could
help coordination as you'd be able to drop in and see exactly what someone was
up to (with their express pre-stated consent)
[cooking, cleaning, writing, hanging out, playing video games, w/e]
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the trick to keeping friends is to not piss off more than one person at a time.
apologize, then move on together.
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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◀─╔═════════════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════════════────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ The fact that no ICE agents have been shot yet seems both a statistical absurdity and proof they aren't really going after criminals. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┴───────╝─▶
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getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
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◀─╔════════════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════════════─────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ “The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you're overreacting.” │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┴───────╝─▶
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the tricky part of being an adult is that your problems become less and less
google-able.
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highly, highly recommend having a smart phone and a dumb phone at the same
time. The smart phone can be wi-fi only so you don't have to pay for it,
just... have it around in-case you need it. Use it for things like playing
Magic Survival or messaging from bed, but use your flip phone for all the
phone-related activities like calls and texts.
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