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 @user-203 
 
 yes but all it took was hydrogen peroxide, ethanol, and sunlight. Imagine
 living in a house made of this stuff ^_^
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 I wish I could live in a house made of stone above the clouds.
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--- #2 fediverse/3097 ---
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 naturally occurring computers would never produce wires, or liquid cooling, or
 anything that ever required any sort of configuration or external
 environmental conditions.
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--- #3 fediverse/3337 ---
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 bugs exist at a different framerate than larger lifeforms and no I won't
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #5 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #6 fediverse/2906 ---
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 I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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--- #7 fediverse/1842 ---
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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--- #8 fediverse/771 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
 nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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--- #9 fediverse/2961 ---
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 okay what if we bio-engineered a shield that would grow around your nuts
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--- #10 fediverse/592 ---
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 If you lived nextdoor, I would think about you every single day.
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 schizophrenia is like living in a headcanon of everyone else's reality
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--- #12 fediverse/3121 ---
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tumblr post that says: maybe you weren't a terrible person maybe you were just fifteen
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 if you live far enough away, they can build a telescope of arbitrary
 magnification. the sky is vast, there's birds and bugs about. huh what's that
 over there, a thing that was placed there just for me
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 @user-1024 
 
 ....... you might want to distill it, first......
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 @user-1153 
 
 nope, I just use my desktop and flip phone. I live in an apartment.
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--- #16 fediverse/5118 ---
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 what if we paid people to answer questions about their life?
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 what if: icecream made out of nutrients and edible toothpaste instead of sugar
 and fat
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 I stopped smoking cannabis because possible job and wow... life feels between
 4 and 6 times longer
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--- #19 fediverse/4797 ---
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 what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
 house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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--- #20 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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