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 Okay, but like... How many people do you actually know who live in other
 countries? And let me guess, they live in Australia or the EU? Ah, language
 restricts us.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 messages/1337 ---
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 How can people like you live as you do when people like me starve?
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--- #2 messages/1333 ---
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 ... how many people can say that
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--- #3 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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--- #4 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #5 messages/85 ---
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 You can learn a lot about someone by asking how long their commute is.
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--- #6 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #7 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #8 fediverse/5374 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
 
 [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
 
 ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
 
 [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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--- #9 fediverse/2495 ---
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 @user-122 
 
 because you were born, and you grew!
 
 what else would you ask a person to do?
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--- #10 fediverse/5967 ---
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 I wonder how many people hate me?
 
 silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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--- #11 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #12 messages/431 ---
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #13 messages/716 ---
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 When did people lose hope for the world?
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--- #14 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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 just because you live in one neighborhood, doesn't mean you can't walk around
 in others.
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--- #16 fediverse/5162 ---
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 hey, do you wanna hang out sometime and do the things you usually do when
 you're alone?
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 I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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 when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman
 president. what they want is a kind old lady.
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 who do I want? the coolest people around.
 
 who do I want? everyone else.
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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