=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 I don't believe civilization would have flourished as it did without the
 invention of noodles. They are simply sublime.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #2 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
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--- #3 fediverse/3481 ---
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 instant ramen noodles are an ingredient, not a dish
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--- #4 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #5 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #6 fediverse/615 ---
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 wretched doesn't necessarily imply miserable.
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--- #7 fediverse/6305 ---
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 I'd rather have Noblesse Oblige than the Mandate of Heaven but y'know, both is
 good too.
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--- #8 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #9 fediverse/5727 ---
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 I truly believe weed is good for me. Not medicine - it is nutritious.
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--- #10 messages/404 ---
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 They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
 of where you're going.
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--- #11 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #12 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #13 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
 do
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--- #14 messages/1320 ---
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 "may the ancestors be praised, that we see what she surveys"
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--- #15 fediverse/3531 ---
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 I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
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--- #16 messages/1110 ---
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 why don't we build datacenters in valleys and make a bunch of mist?
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--- #17 bluesky#40 ---
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 you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it.
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--- #18 fediverse/6418 ---
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 great discoveries are just rants that end with something unknown or an
 unsolved question [breakthrough]
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--- #19 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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 in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
 sake.
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