=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 all they gotta do is say "alright, nope, get outta town" and they pretty much
 can't do anything.
 
 liberty is sick. offense will cure her. don't hurt them. only their own can
 slay them.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 we all need each other, no matter how much we don't want to need.
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--- #2 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #3 fediverse/3076 ---
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 @user-1443 
 
 they need to do stuff like that or else the republicans would never win...
 
 which honestly is the most heartening thing I've heard all day.
 
 there are more of us than them, thank goodness.
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--- #4 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #5 messages/1154 ---
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 Freedom to do anything, and the liberty to choose as you please.
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--- #6 notes/dear-me ---
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 dear me: 
 
           DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
 
 that's all, fuck off and be helpful
 
 ... wow, rude.
 
 yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings.
 
 helpful.
 useful.
 
 many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be
 prologued. but pronounced prolonged.
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--- #7 fediverse/5188 ---
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 did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
 
 It's true! they do thing instead!
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 hey. wanna know what would be really cursed?
 
 --
 
 if trump dropped out and musk took his place
 
 --
 
 good thing it'll never happen because those dinguses can't accept defeat and
 will never tactically retreat
 
 --
 
 maybe something to keep in mind for 4 years from now. eyes on the prize for
 now means our eyes aren't to our flanks.
 
 what else could they do that would come out of left field?
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--- #9 fediverse/2095 ---
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 Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
 
 Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #11 fediverse/4843 ---
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 just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
 have to do it that way again.
 
 but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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--- #12 fediverse/1293 ---
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 @user-921 
 
 where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
 about
 
 ... are you talking about me
 
 [silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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--- #13 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #14 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #15 fediverse/2412 ---
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 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
 imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
 
 plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
 your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
 means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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--- #16 fediverse/233 ---
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 @user-189 yah chillies are good as long as we can put shallots in it too!
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--- #17 fediverse/1365 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 but also it's the fediverse, it's the wild west, it's free to do however you
 decide to be. so don't worry too much about fitting in to anything, just be
 yourself ^_^
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--- #18 fediverse/5477 ---
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 all you gotta do is leave the truck full of gear unlocked near a particular
 type of bar or church and then pick it up over the weekend.
 
 militias use everyone's gear.
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 every value judgement is a "hell yeah!" from those who already agree with you
 and a "aw fuck off" from those who don't.
 
 this is probably either a good or a bad thing, who can say.
 
 if you don't take a stand, nobody will like you, but if you aren't careful,
 you'll poison your well of support.
 
 "why can't it be easy" because then it'd be done.
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--- #20 fediverse/3875 ---
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 @user-1611 
 
 all things that move other things are either pipes, or buckets.
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--- #21 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #22 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #23 fediverse/5607 ---
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 I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
 to us. The more the better, I say!
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--- #24 fediverse/1177 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 Those are things we should account for! As long as someone wants them, they
 can just sit in a warehouse forever. And frankly even historians will want at
 least a few, even in a thousand years.
 
 EDIT: until needed
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--- #25 fediverse/1751 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 They're still beautiful, just imprisoned.
 
 A caged bird sings just as sweet, even if you can't see the sheet music.
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--- #26 fediverse/3118 ---
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 they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
 
 if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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--- #27 fediverse/5997 ---
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 they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
 attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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--- #28 messages/521 ---
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 War doesn't care if you use guns or swords or words or waves. War is conflict,
 conflict is motion, and you are in the eye of the storm.
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--- #29 fediverse/5726 ---
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 🖼
           local response  equals 1 while true do if response does not equal 0 then require: build, my_name, and heart. end.                  response  equals in_channel:peek()  humans are unafraid because anyone better than us would necessarily be kinder
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--- #30 messages/407 ---
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 Oy, prophets these days. Always getting riled up so easily.
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 keep in mind...
 
 trump is not their endgame.
 
 what is he doing?
 
 sabotaging our institutions without warrant or respite
 
 prepare for foes that would benefit from degraded institutions.
 
 who's right when nobody controls the truth?
 
 were they ever truly right?
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--- #32 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #33 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #34 fediverse/2292 ---
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 I don't know who needs to hear this after staying up all night driving, but
 it's ideal to get where you're going with at least a day to rest. The body can
 only do so much, and isn't it better to be fresh?
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--- #35 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #36 fediverse/892 ---
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 @user-622 
 
 ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
 screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
 
 frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
 good men-at-arms gone T.T
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--- #37 fediverse/1152 ---
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 @user-258 
 
 wha... ya'll think I'm cool? Nobody's ever said that before (
 
 [that's not true people have told me that before]
 
 {though not recently heh I think you're cool too}
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--- #38 fediverse/3092 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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--- #39 fediverse/4568 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... and like. idk what do you do at that point
 
 say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
 valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
 collections?
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--- #40 messages/929 ---
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 {[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #41 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #42 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #43 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #44 fediverse/327 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health-silly-schizoposting │
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 if you don't go outside, the synchronicities can't getcha
 
 oh you have to stay off the fediverse too-NOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE ME
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--- #45 fediverse/2379 ---
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 they have the audacity to claim their plan for next year is a second
 revolution, as if we had sat idle
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--- #46 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #47 fediverse/552 ---
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 @user-398 
 
 you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
 this hill
 
 (jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
 likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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--- #48 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #49 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #50 fediverse/1334 ---
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #51 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #52 fediverse/4735 ---
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 everyone's all like "oh we need to help the homeless people end their drug
 addictions so let's punish them for having high levels of certain chemicals in
 their blood feces and urine" when really what we should be doing is getting
 them a Linux gameboy like an Anbernic
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--- #53 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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--- #54 fediverse/6087 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
 dummies will believe you wink
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--- #55 messages/460 ---
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 God can't do shit. He can just pull strings to get shit done.
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--- #56 fediverse/166 ---
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 @user-147 years of practice. every time you delete what you said is another
 chance to practice that slips away. writing is the easy part, you got that
 down because you need something to delete, right? the hard part is being
 received by others, and continuing the conversation as you direct it.
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--- #57 fediverse/476 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... then let me give my money to the people who actually made the damned
 thing...
 
 Ah that's the tricky part, isn't it?
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--- #58 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #59 fediverse/2363 ---
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 Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
 opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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--- #60 fediverse/1753 ---
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 just because someone does leftism differently than you do doesn't mean they're
 wrong.
 
 you have different jobs.
 
 they're ALL important.
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--- #61 fediverse/5588 ---
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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--- #62 fediverse/5818 ---
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 all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
 shef had been making
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--- #63 messages/765 ---
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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--- #64 fediverse/6146 ---
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 so-and-so casts time-stop but during that time nothing can be learned as your
 brains can't change shape
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--- #65 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #66 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #67 fediverse/3000 ---
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 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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--- #68 fediverse/4399 ---
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #69 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #70 fediverse/4899 ---
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 ally chat by default is a sin, it keeps noobs from being heard
 
 should be an options menu option...
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--- #71 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #72 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #73 fediverse/4699 ---
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 someone once told me that anything with a battery is a bomb if you hit it with
 just the right kind of radiation. or maybe he said 5g waves or electromagnetic
 pulse or... actually he didn't say at all. he just said batteries are bombs. I
 hope he's doing okay, he could have killed me like, 15 times but he didn't. so
 I guess that means he likes me? I hope he's doing okay.
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--- #74 fediverse/5361 ---
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 may the world be fixed by example
 
 failing that,
 may the world be fixed by diligence
 
 failing that,
 may the world be fixed by sacrifice
 
 failing that,
 may the world be fixed by hope
 
 failing that,
 may the world be born anew in bright vibrant tones of heart and splendor.
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--- #75 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #76 fediverse/641 ---
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #77 fediverse/6154 ---
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 it's fine I'm fine don't worry about it idk why I posted that
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--- #78 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #79 fediverse/956 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: spirituality │
 └──────────────────────┘


 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #80 fediverse/6349 ---
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 if all you see are allies, slow down. 
 
 never come to a stop, even through sleep.
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--- #81 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #82 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #83 fediverse/6320 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned-some-random-portion-of-everything-I-say-mentioned │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 ask an llm what a crazy man thinks
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/words/words dot peehdeff
 
 I actually think I'm sane btw
 
 I just smoke a lot of weed
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--- #84 fediverse/167 ---
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 @user-150 leave it dusty. if you're concerned, throw a can of compressed air
 at it and see what you can get done.
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--- #85 fediverse/3201 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: Spicy Hot Take │
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 @user-1074 
 
 they also lived a couple hundred years later... lots of time for political
 philosophy to advance.
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--- #86 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #87 messages/394 ---
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 Just because I'm performing doesn't mean I'm pretending, or that I can help it.
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--- #88 fediverse/5382 ---
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 they are the players, we are the pawns, and there are oh-so-many more of us.
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--- #89 messages/1133 ---
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 if you ever survive a conflict, convince everyone to travel to different
 nearby cities. Continue to do so, spread the word of your victory.
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--- #90 fediverse/5769 ---
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 thank you for everything you've done for me, she says to nobody in particular
 but everybody in vaguerie
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--- #91 fediverse/187 ---
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 @user-95 sometimes I say "all seriousness aside..."
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--- #92 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #93 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #94 fediverse/4054 ---
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 did you know, false flag attacks don't technically need to be crimes
 
 you could just, like, be really annoying in a public place, and people assume
 you're advocating
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--- #95 fediverse/1764 ---
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 Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of  pumping oil out of the ground,
 we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
 thousand years
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--- #96 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #97 fediverse/2466 ---
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 do as I say, and as I do.
 
 or don't, do as you want to.
 
 I hope you do want to do what I say to do.
 
 I wouldn't say it if I didn't think it was right.
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--- #98 fediverse/3190 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: mental-health-mentioned-suicide-mentioned-capitalism-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 "oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
 else's problem"
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--- #99 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #100 fediverse/390 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act
 of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism.
 
 something something bread and circuses work
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--- #101 fediverse/4191 ---
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 [breaking up fediverse posts into little parts like this is nice because it
 allows people to "like" more specific things about what you're writing]
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--- #102 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
 .
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--- #103 fediverse_boost/4482 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Never forget this: The forces rigging our economy, undermining our democracy, polluting our planet, and stoking hatred are counting on you to give up. Cynicism is how they win. Stay clear-eyed and ready for the fight ahead.  
  
                                                            
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--- #104 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #105 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #106 fediverse/3725 ---
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 the earth doesn't know how big she is, and everytime you carry a seed across
 state lines she learns a bit more about her surface.
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--- #107 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #108 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #109 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #110 fediverse/3411 ---
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 @user-1314 @user-1280 @user-1526 
 
 They will gladly live in a tent under an overpass cooking rats on a wire
 hanger so long as you can guarantee that black/brown/LGBTQs don't have a tent,
 rat, or wire hanger.
 
 I'd almost agree, except strike "have" and replace it with "need"
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--- #111 fediverse/3107 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: Meta, oversimplifying │
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 @user-1449 @user-1074 
 
 I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's
 about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together
 toward their common goals then... whatever, right?
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--- #112 fediverse/847 ---
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 I say "my" not as in "mine" but "my" as in "my beloved"
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--- #113 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #114 fediverse/5018 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
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 if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #115 fediverse/1535 ---
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 I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
 trash. Or in a store.
 
 so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
 dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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--- #116 messages/901 ---
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 If war is not "volunteer only" then you have nothing to fight for.
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--- #117 messages/35 ---
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 https://portland.craigslist.org/yam/trd/d/lafayette-so-you-want-to-be-surveyor/
 7350308743.html
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--- #118 fediverse/3633 ---
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 @user-999 
 
 what's a fool to do these days but babble? maybe they'd be better as an
 acolyte in the temple but hey, ya'll are the ones that are building it so
 don't blame the fool for residing there.
 
 non-foolish people for leaders only, please
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--- #119 fediverse/2398 ---
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 All people are good at heart, let's get them what they need for a start.
 
 Some people won't change. Some people are doomed to the life they were given.
 It's not their fault, but it is their responsibility, and if they want to be
 free, they will respect the rights of others.
 
 These rights we claim for each other are rights that must be taken away from
 those who would use them to harm others.
 
 To defeat evil, deprive power, supply kindness, in that order.
 
 No-one is beyond saving, but it is their choice to make. A choice ungiven is a
 chance untaken.
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--- #120 fediverse/905 ---
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 having trouble naming things?
 
 just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
 trying to get across.
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--- #121 messages/747 ---
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 if you don't want to be hunted, then give "evil" it's own queer culture
 
 what's that? they don't like what you offered? they want it to be *their* kind
 of "evil"?
 
 fine, do it themselves and then leave us alone, jeez -.-
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--- #122 fediverse/5796 ---
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 "what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
 some pretty spicy kush
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--- #123 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
 do
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--- #124 fediverse/4520 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 you're spiralling.
 
 We got this. It'll be hard, but we can do it.
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--- #125 fediverse/4025 ---
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 the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
 in on it.
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--- #126 fediverse/4876 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: US politics-related, personal │
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #127 fediverse/4314 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 meanwhile I am haunted by words such as  "please save us" or "you could have
 done more" and "do you know how many husbands died for you"
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--- #128 fediverse/5482 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned-militaries-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is
 to just... use it.
 
 ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs?
 
 I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug
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--- #129 fediverse/3351 ---
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 privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
 internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
 
 gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #130 fediverse/3200 ---
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 @user-1481 
 
 we endear
 
 @user-1074 
 
 yeah well maybe they should fear us.
 
 queers bash back and all that
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--- #131 fediverse/5584 ---
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 don't do ANYTHING unless you got at least two people working with you.
 Otherwise you'll burn out or be overwhelmed.
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--- #132 fediverse/5310 ---
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 you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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--- #133 fediverse/4005 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 the thing about carmelized mushrooms and onions is that they demand patience.
 
 they make you sit there and wait, always at attention ready to stir every
 couple minutes.
 
 but the end result is so worth it.
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--- #134 messages/1231 ---
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 Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine.
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--- #135 fediverse/4686 ---
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 Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
 of toots to fart out.
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--- #136 fediverse/3639 ---
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 love nature no matter what
 love nurture if they earn it
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--- #137 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #138 fediverse/1664 ---
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 │ CW: protests, politics, dogwhistles │
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 do you ever think about how calling the BLM events "protests" versus "riots"
 is a subtle dogwhistle for your politics? I usually say "riots" so that I
 blend in. also because I've been conditioned by the people who I talk to about
 them.
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--- #139 messages/631 ---
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 They're not Americans, they're *republicans*
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--- #140 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #141 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #142 fediverse/3217 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 ... oh. yeah that checks out.
 
 maybe we could, uh... paint them black?
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--- #143 fediverse/5865 ---
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 to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment
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--- #144 fediverse/2369 ---
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 Most people won't care.
 
 Most people won't come.
 
 They don't need to.
 
 All we need is you.
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--- #145 fediverse/6066 ---
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 │ CW: weapons-mentioned │
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 if you need a gun, you will be given one. don't trust anything where your
 pistol is what saves the day.
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--- #146 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #147 fediverse/3942 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 who gives a shit what you look like just work together for goodness sake
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--- #148 fediverse/2352 ---
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 │ CW: pol              │
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 Nobody will tell you what to do, at least not until you ask. Be where they can
 see you, and you'll be given a task. If you can do it, say "BRB" - one moment,
 let me handle that for you.
 
 If you can't, say "good luck", and they'll find someone else who can.
 
 It's okay to pass a task off - if someone says "Here's what I need, gotta go"
 then you say "sure, yeah, I'll get someone on it" - then, go find someone to
 do it.
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--- #149 messages/404 ---
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 They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
 of where you're going.
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--- #150 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #151 fediverse/3517 ---
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 A fool and his confidence are not as easily parted as a kind person and their
 charitable gifts
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--- #152 fediverse/1256 ---
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 │ CW: politics-capitalism │
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 what's that? you need capital to contribute to the capitalist system? sounds
 like a skill issue, shoulda picked better at character creation. Don't you
 know the silver spoon trait is meta right now?
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--- #153 fediverse/1396 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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--- #154 fediverse/4564 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 something something "all for one and one for all"
 
 something something "ritz you're privileged as fuck your parents would just
 buy you a plane ticket to wherever-the-fuck if you needed it"
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--- #155 bluesky#5 ---
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 too bad everyone knows their own truth.
 
 [a good bit while later]
 
 wao I wonder what this es: "ow oof ouch owwie my religion"
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--- #156 fediverse/4297 ---
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 @user-1605 
 
 yeh it should just be @user-1657 or possibly RitzMenardi or something like that
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--- #157 fediverse/5444 ---
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 if the good guys always win, the bad will slink into the shadows and do
 dastardly deeds out of sight.
 
 if the bad guys always win, the spark of goodness will wink out.
 
 I think I'd prefer if they were cowering in our wake.
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--- #158 messages/533 ---
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 They keep trying to make a movie out of my life because that's how they keep
 culture going but I won't let them unless the movie is about them
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--- #159 fediverse/6008 ---
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 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
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 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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--- #160 fediverse/1414 ---
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 │ CW: cursed-strange-weird-gardening-tip │
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 they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
 
 of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
 and cucumbers
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--- #161 fediverse/5662 ---
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 don't work with me.
 
 work around me.
 
 don't talk to me.
 
 talk about me.
 
 don't share with me.
 
 I deserve nothing.
 
 don't take from me.
 
 I have nothing.
 
 -radio-radio-remedy-
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--- #162 fediverse/589 ---
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 @user-440 
 
 please please please please please please please please please please please
 please
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--- #163 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #164 fediverse/5232 ---
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 TENANTS WORKERS IMMIGRANTS sorry had to say that and the rest tumbled out
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--- #165 messages/276 ---
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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--- #166 messages/910 ---
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 all you need is to be steam friends with one person and then your whole
 organization knows what you're trying to say with game titles
 
 (I just like games)
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--- #167 fediverse/3527 ---
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 @user-1268 
 
 so true
 
 and privilege that does depend on the oppression of others should not exist
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--- #168 fediverse/1825 ---
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 if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
 anything they want to keep hidden.
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--- #169 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #170 fediverse/2967 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 "here's how to get caught. don't... don't do the things in these books. also,
 uh... don't do the things that AREN'T in these books, wink"
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--- #171 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #172 messages/37 ---
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 https://portland.craigslist.org/clk/trd/d/vancouver-masonry-helper/7350227695.h
 tml
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--- #173 fediverse/1518 ---
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 │ CW: strange-politics-scary │
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 acceleration-ism is just "learning the truth faster than they do"
 
 tbh should be more like "learning things to show them" but eh whatever gets
 the job done
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--- #174 messages/1137 ---
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 freedom, the ability to be unconstrained,
 liberty, the ability to choose as you please
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--- #175 fediverse/6283 ---
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 please please don't lose the penny! it's one of my favorite five flat penny
 device!
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--- #176 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #177 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #178 fediverse/4692 ---
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 what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
 couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
 for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
 with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
 by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
 they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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--- #179 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #180 fediverse/3288 ---
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 │ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #181 messages/479 ---
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 Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #182 messages/1210 ---
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 predators don't hunt animals, they hunt diseases.
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--- #183 messages/1150 ---
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 Please please please, someone do better than me.
 
 Until then, listen and obey.
 
 After then, consider me always.
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--- #184 fediverse/6193 ---
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 churches don't need to convert people. just go around blessing them and give
 them little bonuses and boons.
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--- #185 messages/141 ---
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 Why would we say not to divide by zero? We literally do it every time we use
 the percent sign smh [silly]
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--- #186 messages/666 ---
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 It doesn't have to be more complicated than "give us money and we'll fight
 back the right wing death squads"
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--- #187 fediverse/235 ---
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 │ CW: re: horror       │
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 @user-192 there's a fine line between inoculating yourself to fear (like a
 person taking small doses of poison to build up a resistance) and giving your
 mind extra ammunition to use against you when the real terrors find you.
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--- #188 fediverse/4886 ---
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 about to do something scary! wish me luck! nothing that could harm me
 (probably) but still scary!!
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--- #189 messages/436 ---
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 There is endless work to do. Never will our labor abate. That is not the goal
 - to see an end to all fulfillment. No, the goal is to choose how we
 contribute - to define how our own story goes.
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--- #190 messages/1212 ---
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 The gallow is more merciful than a lynching, but only just.
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--- #191 fediverse/4770 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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--- #192 fediverse_boost/5871 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  going to therapy isn't a replacement for having freaky sex with your friends  
  
                                                            
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--- #193 fediverse/2801 ---
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 @user-351 
 
 yeah it wasn't anything invasive which was nice. like, it's not an
 interrogation room from TV it's more like, a therapist's office.
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--- #194 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #195 fediverse/3833 ---
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 there's no such thing as me
 
 all I am is where the wind takes me
 
 I am just a person, and I do all that I can
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--- #196 messages/763 ---
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 what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
 warcrimes
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--- #197 fediverse/6234 ---
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 │ CW: somehow-even-worse-curse │
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 good thing they can turn off their empathy module haha now they can torture
 them as they please
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--- #198 fediverse/5380 ---
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 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
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 dear right-wing converts to the cult of sanity:
 
 you don't have to be trans just to show [your devotion/you're sorry], we'll
 accept anyone who is cool and "gets it"
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--- #199 fediverse/5853 ---
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 everyone's all like "everything sucks" but I'm feeling confidence and a kind
 of... externalized vigor? that's sweeping me off my feet. We'll see what
 tomorrow brings, in the general sense.
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--- #200 fediverse/1810 ---
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 some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
 and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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