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 @user-1203 
 
 Another use-case:
 receiving a text message on a flip phone and having to type it into your
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 goodnight,
 people-who-all-agree-with-me-but-who-I-still-rant-to-anyway-because-I'm-full-of
 -rage, talk to you tomorrow. or whenever.
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 having trouble naming things?
 
 just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
 trying to get across.
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 https://www.redhat.com/en/services/training/ex200-red-hat-certified-system-admi
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 🖼
A two panelled meme.  First panel shows a guy kneeling down beside a pool with another person up to their neck in water. The kneeling guy says "Senpai of the pool, what is your wisdom"  Second panel zooms in on the Senpai's face, who says "what the fuck did you just call me"
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 @user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
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 https://www.reddit.com/r/leaves/comments/uqzz33/can_anyone_give_me_some_pros_of
 _quitting_smoking/
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 humans are computers that inhale air, produce electricity, and exhale carbon.
 
 give me a biochemical or mechanical process for doing that on a reasonable
 scale for cheap and you can solve global warming by replacing power outlets
 with an energy generation box. Doubles as an air purifier and UPS.
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◀─[BOOST]
  
  If you add a label to the satellite imagine of the White House, it looks exactly like a slide from a Pentagon press briefing after a successful bombing run.  
                                                                              
  Back when there were Pentagon press briefings.                              
  
                                                            
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 camouflage in an urban environment is not camo. rather, regular clothes of
 black or white.
 
 don't wear sports glasses, you look like a dummy.
 
 revolution is when they murder everyone but your friends. this is what
 happens, ya dingus not ideal. "okay who are the bad guys here? okay let's go
 shoot them to death with our bullets and guns."
 
 violence as a first aspect, cause as a third spark. "I have a strange urge to
 play video games?"
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 if people at home had half as much compassion, respect, and reverence for the    │
 people abroad that the people abroad have for the people at home, we could       │
 have a truly multicultural society.                                              │
 instead, we get melting pots which melt you down and combine into a new, third   │
 thing. And in America we really have a multitude of miniature melting pots       │
 creating subcultures of racial, religious, professional, or other origin.        │
 Neither approach is entirely good, and neither entirely bad. They're different.  │
 America is the largest melting pot design, but sufficiently large cities find    │
 them popping up in the strangest of places.                                      │
 My thoughts go out to the Americans abroad, whether in peace, war, or times of   │
 hiding, know that we are grown from the same tree and our apples have fallen     │
 on different sides of the hill carrying us to worlds beyond. But still our       │
 heritage binds us, so I care for you. I pray that you will ask me if you need    │
 my aid, and I will do so too unto you.                                           │
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 I don't understand why modern software isn't error correcting. We shouldn't
 have any bugs in this day and age.
 
 For example, if you're missing a dependency then why doesn't your program try
 to, I dunno, download that dependency to the program's installation directory
 and use it there? Seriously there are very few problems that are unsolvable!
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 the unluckiest person in the world failed the most wisdom checks.
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◀─[BOOST]
  
  External post: https://tech.lgbt/users/azrael/statuses/114791298021104287   
  
                                                            
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 https://ia803203.us.archive.org/15/items/knave-1.0-en/Knave_1.0_EN.pdf
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◀─[BOOST]
  
  External post: https://tech.lgbt/users/paleblueyedot/statuses/115644789217659891  
  
                                                            
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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 I don't care about capitalism. You know what's more interesting than bringing
 value to shareholders?
 
 How I'm going to clean this floor that I drunkenly spilled beer upon with only
 2 paper towels and 0.1ml of bleach.
 
 How I'm going to feed the 36 people who are coming to this social event
 tomorrow that I've only sorta planned for and that I have enough groceries
 for, but am not quite sure how to cook everything in a way that is delicious
 and accessible.
 
 how I'm going to climb this mountain on only 2 eggs and a tiny bowl of
 hashbrowns even though I promised my friend I'd be strong and that we'd reach
 the top because that way we'd be able to
 
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 LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS THING                                                      │
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 alt-text: pictures of a clear plastic xbox controller. It's shown on my          │
 porch-deck with the sunlight streaming in, and there seems to be a sparkle in    │
 the sheen of the transparent covering. Perhaps it's reflections from the         │
 various circuits and gizmos that are apparent in it's central form, or perhaps   │
 it's simply a trick of the light. Upon being placed in shadow, the               │
 inner-workings do not appear to sparkle in that same way, so perhaps the         │
 beauty is derived from the slivers of the sun that danced across the space       │
 between earth and our star. In any case, the entire controller is quite dusty,   │
 as if it had been hidden in a paper grocery bag that was shoved in the back of   │
 the closet of a boy who doesn't think to clean often. Frankly it's just not      │
 worth the trouble, and if he made any messes he would pick them up... but why    │
 bother with the little stuff? it's good enough, this is how he lives, so why     │
 would we be inconsiderate of his lifestyle? the final picture is of the audio    │
 jack.                                                                            │
alt-text: pictures of a clear plastic xbox controller. It's shown on my porch-deck with the sunlight streaming in, and there seems to be a sparkle in the sheen of the transparent covering. Perhaps it's reflections from the various circuits and gizmos that are apparent in it's central form, or perhaps it's simply a trick of the light. Upon being placed in shadow, the inner-workings do not appear to sparkle in that same way, so perhaps the beauty is derived from the slivers of the sun that danced across the space between earth and our star. In any case, the entire controller is quite dusty, as if it had been hidden in a paper grocery bag that was shoved in the back of the closet of a boy who doesn't think to clean often. Frankly it's just not worth the trouble, and if he made any messes he would pick them up... but why bother with the little stuff? it's good enough, this is how he lives, so why would we be inconsiderate of his lifestyle? the final picture is of the audio jack. alt-text: pictures of a clear plastic xbox controller. It's shown on my porch-deck with the sunlight streaming in, and there seems to be a sparkle in the sheen of the transparent covering. Perhaps it's reflections from the various circuits and gizmos that are apparent in it's central form, or perhaps it's simply a trick of the light. Upon being placed in shadow, the inner-workings do not appear to sparkle in that same way, so perhaps the beauty is derived from the slivers of the sun that danced across the space between earth and our star. In any case, the entire controller is quite dusty, as if it had been hidden in a paper grocery bag that was shoved in the back of the closet of a boy who doesn't think to clean often. Frankly it's just not worth the trouble, and if he made any messes he would pick them up... but why bother with the little stuff? it's good enough, this is how he lives, so why would we be inconsiderate of his lifestyle? the final picture is of the audio jack. alt-text: pictures of a clear plastic xbox controller. It's shown on my porch-deck with the sunlight streaming in, and there seems to be a sparkle in the sheen of the transparent covering. Perhaps it's reflections from the various circuits and gizmos that are apparent in it's central form, or perhaps it's simply a trick of the light. Upon being placed in shadow, the inner-workings do not appear to sparkle in that same way, so perhaps the beauty is derived from the slivers of the sun that danced across the space between earth and our star. In any case, the entire controller is quite dusty, as if it had been hidden in a paper grocery bag that was shoved in the back of the closet of a boy who doesn't think to clean often. Frankly it's just not worth the trouble, and if he made any messes he would pick them up... but why bother with the little stuff? it's good enough, this is how he lives, so why would we be inconsiderate of his lifestyle? the final picture is of the audio jack. alt-text: pictures of a clear plastic xbox controller. It's shown on my porch-deck with the sunlight streaming in, and there seems to be a sparkle in the sheen of the transparent covering. Perhaps it's reflections from the various circuits and gizmos that are apparent in it's central form, or perhaps it's simply a trick of the light. Upon being placed in shadow, the inner-workings do not appear to sparkle in that same way, so perhaps the beauty is derived from the slivers of the sun that danced across the space between earth and our star. In any case, the entire controller is quite dusty, as if it had been hidden in a paper grocery bag that was shoved in the back of the closet of a boy who doesn't think to clean often. Frankly it's just not worth the trouble, and if he made any messes he would pick them up... but why bother with the little stuff? it's good enough, this is how he lives, so why would we be inconsiderate of his lifestyle? the final picture is of the audio jack.
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