Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/1405 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── you don't always have to get a perfect score >.> @user-974 aiming for exactly 0 characters remaining ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1406 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ the more cute people I meet on this website the more I realize that I'm not │ ║ interesting, I'm just more interesting than the people I know. Big fish in a │ ║ small pond is still big, and it's good knowing that you got people around. │ ║ │ ║ for much of the past, trans people were sorta... underground. Reddit was one of │ ║ the first places where they could really be themselves because of the │ ║ combination of anonymity and social media interactivity. │ ║ │ ║ there's this old meme from teh early days of Reddit that goes like this: │ ║ Everyone is a bot on Reddit except for you. │ ║ │ ║ There's this other meme where some guy makes a post that's like "help I │ ║ accidentally switched my phone to Japanese and now I can't navigate through the │ ║ menu options to fix it!" and everyone in the replies all speak back in perfect │ ║ japanese │ ║ │ ║ I also heard that the US government allocates enough resources such that their │ ║ private engineering departments are always about 10-15 years ahead of the │ ║ civilian (and by extension, international) sector. When did chatGPT happen? │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1407 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── you always think you want something, but then you don't, because expectations are not reality, and you were just addicted to the feeling of hope. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1408 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── being post-op is like "yay I can finally have sex!" but then you think "ehhh why bother, it's a lot of work" plus you gotta dilate ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1409 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── all of the good people I know work at corporations. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1410 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ whoa, what time is it? "time for your daily sleeping babe" yes babe... │ ║ │ ║ but first, some horror [beware the psycherwaul, for she likes to dream and has │ ║ no idea what she's talking about] │ ║ │ ║ {why would you post these all at once? people are going to get pissed at you │ ║ for breaking rules that you didn't know. And by "you" I of course mean "the │ ║ kind of people you are, not you in particular because you know things" and by │ ║ "kind of people you are" I mean "the type of person who spends enough time on │ ║ the internet to know how internet things generally work" like my goodness │ ║ internet people are dramatic. There's sooooo much drama all the time, like... │ ║ why │ ║ │ ║ oh yeah because people are dramatic. duh. How could I be so vain. │ ║ │ ║ what's your deal │ ║ │ ║ is it wrong to post links to things you've written in the past? ehh it's not │ ║ like there's rules on the sidebar like on Reddit or whatever. what would a │ ║ sidebar even look like on Mastodon? │ ║ │ ║ oh yeah, a person's profile. Except, the consent is backwards, because people │ ║ hear what they hear. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1411 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ |