=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 I would like to say thank you to everyone who's ever made food for me. I
 cannot though, for sometimes I get takeout.
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 in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
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--- #2 fediverse/5818 ---
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 all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
 shef had been making
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 @user-579 
 
 hehe sometimes all you have is whatever's on the fridge. in times like those,
 be thankful for your spices! that's what I've learned at least : )
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--- #4 fediverse/1333 ---
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 @user-944 @user-803 
 
 I'm sorry that what I said resonated with you : (
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--- #5 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #6 fediverse/1915 ---
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 As a millennial, I'd just like to take a moment to thank all the gen-x people
 in my life.
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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 @user-1259 
 
 not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen /
 pre-cooked foods!!
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #12 fediverse/2034 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 this post inspired me to make soup for myself. thanks, I haven't been eating
 well recently.
 
 sometimes you gotta be your own friend. "you in the future" is both you, and
 someone else, and if you're kind to her she'll appreciate it.
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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 I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
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 @user-1156 
 
 how beautiful, thank you :)
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--- #18 fediverse/1955 ---
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 I like cooking at home because I can just double each recipe and think about
 food half as often.
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 "Hi, would you like to eat something that you probably won't like, but that
 has an interesting flavor and texture?"
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--- #20 fediverse/3043 ---
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 you know more than me and I appreciate your analysis
 
 if you ever want to work on something together let me know 
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