=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 socialism is when you know a guy who knows a guy who can install your washer
 and dryer.
 
 communism is when she'll do it for free because she has everything that she
 needs.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 messages/1230 ---
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 The machine cult is just when everyone's job is building and maintaining the
 computer.
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--- #2 fediverse/6407 ---
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 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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--- #3 messages/1228 ---
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 You should be able to donate anything you want to a tool library. It should
 always have plenty of washing machines. They might even be kept out of state.
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--- #4 fediverse/5539 ---
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #5 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #6 fediverse/5018 ---
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 if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #7 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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--- #8 fediverse/5961 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
 
 (I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
 [girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #9 messages/280 ---
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 Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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--- #10 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #11 fediverse/2734 ---
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 holy shit I have a lot of laundry to do in the bathtub today. have I really
 not showered all week? ? ?
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--- #12 fediverse/4437 ---
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 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #13 fediverse/1334 ---
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #14 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #15 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #16 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #17 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #18 messages/1177 ---
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 it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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--- #19 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #20 fediverse/3118 ---
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 they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
 
 if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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