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 did you know, false flag attacks don't technically need to be crimes
 
 you could just, like, be really annoying in a public place, and people assume
 you're advocating
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
 
 It's true! they do thing instead!
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 do you ever think about how calling the BLM events "protests" versus "riots"
 is a subtle dogwhistle for your politics? I usually say "riots" so that I
 blend in. also because I've been conditioned by the people who I talk to about
 them.
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--- #3 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #4 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #5 fediverse/5588 ---
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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 keep in mind...
 
 trump is not their endgame.
 
 what is he doing?
 
 sabotaging our institutions without warrant or respite
 
 prepare for foes that would benefit from degraded institutions.
 
 who's right when nobody controls the truth?
 
 were they ever truly right?
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 @user-440 
 
 please please please please please please please please please please please
 please
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--- #8 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #10 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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 don't follow strangers to second locations.
 
 especially not if they involve walking to the other side of town...
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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 @user-1201 
 
 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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 @user-8 
 
 do you go camping often? =P
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 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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