=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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shout out to all the people I thought "okay gotcha, one sec I'll get back to
you and reply to this message after dealing with blank" to and never got back
to after forgetting to deal with blank
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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one sec gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
lemme think
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--- #2 fediverse/571 ---
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I wish I could "like" the "so-and-so is typing..." message on messaging
applications
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--- #3 fediverse/3366 ---
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your friend sends you a paragraph
you don't have to respond with a paragraph.
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I guess I'm used to messaging applications where it's expected that you'll
send what you're typing after every complete thought
giving people space to return their own completed trains of... "thought" but
without saying "thought" again because I just said it at the end of the
previous... sentence? paragraph? idk anymore it feels weird to post like this
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I personally would love to have my friend's messages saved on my computer
account. it'd be like a little time-capsule of them that I could randomly
scroll through or maybe display a random message they sent whenever I opened a
new terminal
sorta like words, only applied to a message archive. that of a friend or loved
one.
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--- #6 fediverse/1309 ---
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@user-883
just realized when I got disconnected it gave me a different username, so if
you've been messaging me I haven't been getting it. Ooops. relogging now to
try and fix it.
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--- #7 fediverse/6052 ---
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@user-1895
I just thought your post was iconic and was made better with the full
screenshot so you can share it if you want or keep it on your hard drive to
find sometime in the future and be like "oh ha I remember that"
I didn't keep the post, I just made it for you
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she thinks she doesn't have any friends because she smells bad
but the truth is she's lonely because she's a secret agent sent by the
government through her dreams to spy on the aliens who think she's jesus by
posting their conversations on a public message board
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not everything is a message -.-
sometimes it's just like... graffiti on a wall
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--- #10 fediverse/3929 ---
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are you about to delete a post that you thought was funny, but actually wasn't
once you wrote it down and read it to yourself?
STOP
write it down on a post-it and put it under your desk or behind a drawer
put it in a .txt file in a random directory on your computer
send it as a text message to yourself
write it down, take a picture of it, and then burn the paper
y'know, typical stuff like that
do this and I guarantee you won't regret it
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"Hey, I'm not actually [username]. We just didn't know if we could trust you,
so we sent one of our best and boldest, aka me. You seem chill though which is
why I'm telling you now. My real username is [username], you can message me
there if you want. Oh and here's an invite to an encrypted IRC server, you can
google how to connect - post there if you need anything important, otherwise
just pretend like nothing changed. Anyway I sent this at 4 in the morning so
that you could respond whenever you wanted. I really enjoyed our conversation
about [subject] and I know someone who's into [subject] so I could hook you up
with them if you want.
Welcome to our community, let's [insert goal here] together."
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oh look at me, typing my thoughts while doing chores. And you all get to
listen, you lucky ducks ; )
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this is what I got so far for a messaging client that uses SSH
... so you need someone's public key in order to talk to them
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@user-1171
"gee I never hear from you how would I know that if people like you didn't say
something valuable and important like this"an appreciative someone
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@user-1600
you guessed correctly, good job finding me hehe
and yes, I think someone else was using my account. Gonna try and figure out
what he said.
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most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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that moment when you swear you see your messages changing under your
fingertips, long after you've written them
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okay, uhm, I'm back again because someone told me to forward this to relevant
people
relevant link so google doesn't have to know that you're all googling the same
thing at the same time...
http://naeb.brit.org/uses/
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--- #19 fediverse/446 ---
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@user-95
hi I love you also I'm drunk
(set to "mentioned people only" because I want to send this message to Jaycie
in particular)
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Though, of course, can you ever be sure who is who they say they are? You must
consider all messages anonymous by default, and unencrypted (untrustable) and
yet impossible to ignore. Like the messages they had to ignore at Bletchley
Park to avoid the suspicion that they'd figured out the secret code. You know
how it goes.
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hi does anyone know of an app that non tech people could use that's like
"signal but organized like discord" with channels and threads and such?
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you sly dogs, you got me posting again.
unrelated, but I think this is the first script I ever wrote!
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deleting messages is pointless.
it's always better to assume that they'll be screenshotted before you post.
anything you say on the internet can and WILL be used against you
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@user-192
oooooo yeah I usually try and reply to my old post with any new information. I
never get the chance to think the same thoughts twice because when I was
younger I had problems with thought-loops where I'd think something like "darn
I could have handled that social situation better" and before you know it I'd
be rocking myself to sleep trying to stop thinking negative thoughts about
myself.
So I broke my brain a little and now I can't think the same thing more than
once, which is part of why it's so hard for me to finish projects. Alas.
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I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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@user-1218
my ex boyfriend told me to
also I thought it would be a good idea so I could find a job, but now I have
one (sorta) soooo
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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@user-1209 @user-1262
... no the first tip was "stop replying to me, you already agree" and then the
block was because you called her a fed =P
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shout out to all the people who think being cringe is a personality flaw and
not an opportunity for growth
ya'll suck and make life difficult in exchange for a brief moment where you
can savor a feeling of superiority over someone who's living their best life
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--- #30 fediverse/718 ---
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@user-547
That feeling when you get to the end of a paragraph and think "why do I have
this extra parenthesis )? Oh yeah I opened it up waaaaay up here" and then you
reread what you wrote and think
perfect, no notes
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grrrrrrr I can't figure it out. can't remember my number I guess.
what if I just put 120$ I got from the tooth fairy in the envelope and left it
where I found it
... wait shit where was I when I picked it up? nuts I'll just put it by the
bus stop. surely someone will come by and pay it for me.
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I live through the moments where I find a folder of stuff I made that I forgot
about and I can go back and see it for the first time.
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@user-269
oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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--- #34 fediverse/120 ---
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@user-95 Ooops I wasn't listening. Can you send it again?
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@user-1218
thank you, that's good to hear 🥰
EDIT: I was worried for a moment haha I guess my reach is pretty small so idk.
I think people stopped screenshotting my posts and putting them elsewhere
after I dashed everyone's hopes on my sleeve. And honestly I kinda deserve it
haha like what was I even thinking
... I wasn't thinking I was just feeling, and doing. Oh well.
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@user-192
is okay, girl
time will be richer sooner
don't poop your pants just yet
remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
line your pockets with tinfoil hats
beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
handshake back
if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend
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if they can't get into your phone, they can at least record all of the
received notifications.
meaning they already know who it is that you know...
without having to find people that are distant or unrelated
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@user-398
you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
this hill
(jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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@user-883
My friends and I decided to hang out for two days in a row, I guess they
aren't tired of me yet hehe - I might be around tonight but I'll let you know!
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"got it. So-and-so likes this-or-that, and whats-her-face wants it that way.
Is this the kind of thing you want me to try and remember to accomodate or can
you handle agreeing to disagree?"
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I posted my words text file all over the c it y today. not sure why. maybe I'm
tired of this course and I don't want to let anyone down? Maybe I don't know
what to do yet. Maybe nobody works with me because everyone's keeping it on
the DL or whateverr?
... anyway enough typing, I'm going to go play a video game. like god intended.
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for every "I was there. I helped make it happen" we need at least a couple "I
was there. I saw the whole thing go down"s because like, nobody's gonna
believe a belligerent, even if they're on the defensive.
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@user-1218
ohhhhh I think the password is menardi. or maybe ephemeren. I forget.
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@user-889
it sounds like you're having a real tough time. : (
you can get through it, I know you can. On the other side is something warm
and safe, but to get there it's going to be hard and painful. I don't know
exactly what you're working with but if you want someone to talk to about it
you can message me.
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Lying wide awake at night with things that I want to say drifting through my
mind one by one
getting up to write them down? forgetting them all.
I think I'm just gonna leave my computer online to reduce friction hehe.
up and down, till everyone's in town, maybe I'll nap between tweets.
[they're called toots here, dummy]
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I think it's ironic how I ended up posting a "things I almost posted"
screenshot directory somewhere other than where I almost posted them.
and all they saw were the outtakes.
I bet they'd see a completely different point of me,
but they never talk to me
so they don't know me.
oh well, alas, it's fine I'm sure I'm being designed.
who can say, I am but at productive play, please react so I can do ongoing
story. I learn from each and every encounter I encounterate.
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me, saying "hey" to the me in the mirror:
hey
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@user-366 @user-367 @user-246 @user-353
Ah yes, wouldn't it be nice if everyone spoke their mind? I'm doing my part
d=(^_^)z
Thank you for adding context to what I posted. I now know better how and where
to use it, if I ever do again. We shall see, I haven't yet read the
examinations of the author you sent me. I'll do that before I think about the
post again.
Those 6 tabs I mentioned last night have now become 4, and soon I'll get
through all of them - reading is a joy to me ^_^
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@user-883
you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure
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"yay! now that the war is won, we can go back to being moderate!"
not ideal.
did you forget to be for something when you set yourself against your foe?
(if my girlfriend reads this: I'm not referring to the conversation we had
about that one thing, but I have been thinking)
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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@user-95 you aren't the first person to tell me that so I think you might be
right : )
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--- #53 fediverse/3266 ---
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how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
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can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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@user-1056
yeah I thought so too but I didn't know how to tell!
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whoops forgot to post these last night, how silly of me, surely there wasn't a
reason I better just hit that blue button on all of them to be safe
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@user-883
hey sorry for ditching you yesterday, hope you had a good night ^_^
I feel much better today.
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║ │ │ ║
║ │ i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry what did i do wrong i’ll do anything to fix it i’m so sorry please i’ll do anything to get you to stop hating me i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry │ ║
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"oh also I should mention that if you think about her too hard or too often
there's a chance she'll overhear what you're talking about anyway so try not
to think about her too much."
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@user-1669
sorry, I'm on a roll. Gotta speak my mind, even if it has other stuff bouncing
around in it. I hope you understand : )
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all you need is to be steam friends with one person and then your whole
organization knows what you're trying to say with game titles
(I just like games)
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@user-1091
I'm sorry I didn't mean to be upsetting! I'll try and be more considerate. If
everyone agrees there's never anything to talk about besides how great
everyone else is, and that's boring, so... I'm sorry I thought you liked what
I was saying from the stars on my comments.
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hey does anyone wanna go over my code for this text adventure game thingy that
I spent 2 days on so far?
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okay just to clarify: if anyone is recording me or storing data about me, I
would really prefer if you didn't delete it just because I realized it was
happening. I like data! It's cool to know such things!
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@user-1037
Okay I'll add you to my friends list so everytime I'm thinking about memories
of people by looking through the people I'm connected with on each platform
I'll remember you and our short quest to uncover the secret of the
thing-I-might-have-dreamed
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whose idea was it to optimize our candy toward the ones with the most sugar?
[wait a minute I got like 4 toots written but not posted, what the heck where
did they come from? I'm gonna post them without reading them]
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literally zero secret messages in the game titles. I just feel like playing
one or another because of the *gameplay*
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@user-921
where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
about
... are you talking about me
[silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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robot girl who uses her text-completion function to finish other people's
sandwiches
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I didn't forget your birthday.
I forgot to message you on your birthday, but I texted you two days before and
two days after asking about it.
I asked to plan something to celebrate, you didn't want to.
I made you a gift and everything, that I never got to give you.
I didn't forget your birthday, you forgot your friend.
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"imagine if this was the last thing you remembered"me, last night, in a state
of mind that I don't remember today
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I kinda wonder what emojis people use to respond to my posts but, like, stars
are cool too. kinda insulates me from hatred tbh. if they wanted to react with
an emoji, they should reply with one!
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having trouble naming things?
just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
trying to get across.
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currently on turbo mode trying to "find myself" because I figure I might not
get a chance next year, so... whatever, right?
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dear everyone in every friends list I've ever made, on social media, in video
games, and in the contacts on my phone:
I miss you. I hope you're doing well.
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you shouldn't trust me because I'll let you down.
I would never betray you. But when tasked with my own actions and my own
agency, I never make the right choice.
Like a rabbit who can always find their way home, I am drawn, almost
gravitically, to the path before me, a path which seems to avoid anything
resolute.
alas.
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@user-1203
Another use-case:
receiving a text message on a flip phone and having to type it into your
computer
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"say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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if you don't talk in public, then nobody knows you. If you change your profile
picture, then everyone knows who was there when you changed it. when you
change your name, then only people who recognize your face or your personality
knows you.
social media is for the speakers. everyone else lacks the sense of community.
community is security.
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I almost said "did you know chickens don't always know which eggs they're
sitting on? They pretty much just share spots and keep all of the flock's eggs
warm"
but then I realized I should first say "did you know that chickens sit on eggs
to keep warm" and I got a little sad because... chickens...
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@user-138
maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
(I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
[girl, but pronounced guy])
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if we're encouraged to boost our old toots then I should be allowed to post
screenshots of my old Reddit posts, right?
![a reddit post from a year ago with 728 upvotes titled: This system is literally insane but they try to make it feel like you're insane. from the subreddit /r/psychonaut. submitted 1 year ago by Nervous_Ad_9687 125 comments [–]nincomturd 66 points 1 year ago Lots of very good and salient points, but what I don't understand is this random praise of Jeff Bezos. It's entirely incongruent with everything else you wrote. If greed is one of the problems you mentioned, you cannot at the same praise Jeff. The praise of western culture as well was a bit incongruent, as it's inextricably linked to these problematic concepts. You even talk about the problem of how culture perpetuates itself at them individual household level and goes on to firmy the broader culture. But other than that, you definitely highlighted much of the insanity we're living with. If those of us who similarly have the eyes to see them insanity were to collectively live our values and work with each other to do so, we'd build the greatest culture and society the world has seen. One day I hope we make it. [next comment] /u/ugathanki 7 points 1 year ago amazon has provided a useful and valuable service with excellent follow-through amazon is unethically abusing it's workers, it's competitors, and the environment the priorities of the company are misaligned - valuing service over ethical behavior [ran out of characters, see next picture]](/similar-different/media/71a011d58f620f80.png "a reddit post from a year ago with 728 upvotes titled: This system is literally insane but they try to make it feel like you're insane. from the subreddit /r/psychonaut. submitted 1 year ago by Nervous_Ad_9687 125 comments [–]nincomturd 66 points 1 year ago Lots of very good and salient points, but what I don't understand is this random praise of Jeff Bezos. It's entirely incongruent with everything else you wrote. If greed is one of the problems you mentioned, you cannot at the same praise Jeff. The praise of western culture as well was a bit incongruent, as it's inextricably linked to these problematic concepts. You even talk about the problem of how culture perpetuates itself at them individual household level and goes on to firmy the broader culture. But other than that, you definitely highlighted much of the insanity we're living with. If those of us who similarly have the eyes to see them insanity were to collectively live our values and work with each other to do so, we'd build the greatest culture and society the world has seen. One day I hope we make it. [next comment] /u/ugathanki 7 points 1 year ago amazon has provided a useful and valuable service with excellent follow-through amazon is unethically abusing it's workers, it's competitors, and the environment the priorities of the company are misaligned - valuing service over ethical behavior [ran out of characters, see next picture]")
![part 2 of the description for screen readers, because I ran out of characters the reason they are misaligned is because it is most desirable to do so for the company the reason it is most desirable is because corporations are designed to maximize profit over value produced. just as "income" is adjusted by "expenditures" to create "profit", so too must "profit" be adjusted by "impact" to create "value" the problem is, nobody can define what "impact" means. it's essentially a vacant variable, leading corporations to assume that "profit" == "value" we don't need to punish corporations or "eat the rich", we need to adjust their reward structures such that "profit" != "value" another problem is in the internal structure of a corporation - if none of the employees are powerful enough to challenge their higher-ups, then people like Bezos accrete power the pathway to liberation is empowerment of the workers. those workers will re-define the priorities of their workplace to fit their desires - with a little guidance, they can desire "diligence, dedication, and a passion for craftsmanship" over "big number go up brrrrrrrr" - hence, social media. sorry for the highlighting, am stoned. [next comment] /u/Amalvenugopal 18 hours ago 🙌 preach brother](/similar-different/media/07287f61b707891a.png "part 2 of the description for screen readers, because I ran out of characters the reason they are misaligned is because it is most desirable to do so for the company the reason it is most desirable is because corporations are designed to maximize profit over value produced. just as \"income\" is adjusted by \"expenditures\" to create \"profit\", so too must \"profit\" be adjusted by \"impact\" to create \"value\" the problem is, nobody can define what \"impact\" means. it's essentially a vacant variable, leading corporations to assume that \"profit\" == \"value\" we don't need to punish corporations or \"eat the rich\", we need to adjust their reward structures such that \"profit\" != \"value\" another problem is in the internal structure of a corporation - if none of the employees are powerful enough to challenge their higher-ups, then people like Bezos accrete power the pathway to liberation is empowerment of the workers. those workers will re-define the priorities of their workplace to fit their desires - with a little guidance, they can desire \"diligence, dedication, and a passion for craftsmanship\" over \"big number go up brrrrrrrr\" - hence, social media. sorry for the highlighting, am stoned. [next comment] /u/Amalvenugopal 18 hours ago 🙌 preach brother")
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@user-1639
or nobody sees it, because you post the things you say on the internet in 2024
which is so siloed and echo-chambered that the only people who hear it say
"tru tho" and "she just like me fr" and never change because of your words
... wait that's just what you said, but made more specific, isn't it?
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wow "me from the past" didn't know that you're not supposed to tell Facebook
shit
but also like, there are soooooo many normies trapped there. it's a shame that
everything that's seen on that site is AI or content farmed
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@user-1259
That happens a lot with online people. You can only see one side of them, the
side they present to the camera, and so it's difficult to find new ways of
looking at them. Hopefully you can find the brighter sides of this person! I'm
sure they exist, unless the person is spiralling. Then they'll often be
pushing themselves first one way, then the next, but both directions point
down... And that produces the ":(" feeling. Good luck!
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I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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@user-1370
you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
it's cool
we get it
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hello everyone, Discord is down for me and I can't reach any of my friends
over SMS.
You know I'd just... give you my address if you asked, right?
oh no sorry turns out they were just busy haha silly me why would I worry
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@user-1203
Hey, you're the one asking about url-length, which isn't something that most
people are concerned about due to automatic embeds and "tap-to-visit"
functionality 😋
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@user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
puke, okay?"
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@user-258
wha... ya'll think I'm cool? Nobody's ever said that before (
[that's not true people have told me that before]
{though not recently heh I think you're cool too}
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"reply while text is entered in the text field" should open a new tab instead
of overwriting.
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I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : )
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I don't think I've ever appreciated a notification Steam has sent me about my
friend's playing games. If they wanted to play with me they would text me.
It does, however, make me think about video games more. And seeing their name
makes me think of them, which makes me feel closer to them without actually
interacting. Which is kind-of an anti-behavior, like facebook stalking
except... paying attention to what your friends are playing and when and how
much and... not good.
I know a lot of people who are permanently offline on Steam because of reasons
like that. But, of course, they can still see everyone else, which feels like
an anti-pattern...
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@user-521
Oh! I didn't realize anyone agreed with me teehee I have such a short memory
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@user-5
and mobile users who accidentally type . instead of [space] or something like
that which is easy to mistakenly press on some keyboards
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you can only ever talk to a community while on mainstage.
er wait sorry it was this:
you can only ever talk to people in a community, not the community itself.
unless you are on mainstage.
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@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
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Honestly if anyone wanted to just... take any of my stuff, even if they were
just going to sell it, I'd probably give it to them? People in my life say I
don't function well in a capitalist society. I guess I just trust everyone
equally.
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double-clicking the star button to let someone know you liked their comment
without saving it to your "liked posts" feed (which btw is quite fun to scroll
through if you want to feel nostalgic)
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@user-889
don't give up!
I know that feeling!
it is defeated with persistence!
don't give up!
you can make it!
there's always tomorrow!
so don't give up!
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this is one of the first scripts I wrote
I can't believe I put the --no-ls AFTER the argument, ha, what a noob.
ah well if it works it works and I can't refactor now because I built it into
random scripts and I'd be fixing errors all the time.
![script 1: #!/bin/bash # sort by filetype would be nice alias cd="cd-improved" function cd-improved(){ if [ "${1}" = "..." ] ; then builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. elif [ "${1}" = "...." ] ; then builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. elif [ "${1}" = "....." ] ; then builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. elif [ -d "./${1}" ] ; then local target_dir="./${1}" elif [ "${1}" = "cdir" ] ; then local target_dir="$(tail -n 1 '/home/ritz/scripts/.cdir-target')" echo ${target_dir} else local target_dir="${1}" fi if [ ! "${2}" = '--no-ls' ] ; then builtin cd "${target_dir}" && ls -v --color=auto else builtin cd "${target_dir}" fi # if the qcd function is defined if declare qcd > /dev/null; then quick_cd -d DEFAULT quick_cd -a DEFAULT fi } script 2: #!/bin/bash function cdir(){ if [ "$#" -eq 0 ]; then pwd | cat >> ~/scripts/.cdir-target elif [ "${1}" == "-l" ]; then cat ~/scripts/.cdir-target fi }](/similar-different/media/f15c9d1918bf9b2e.png "script 1: #!/bin/bash # sort by filetype would be nice alias cd=\"cd-improved\" function cd-improved(){ if [ \"${1}\" = \"...\" ] ; then builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. elif [ \"${1}\" = \"....\" ] ; then builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. elif [ \"${1}\" = \".....\" ] ; then builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. && builtin cd .. elif [ -d \"./${1}\" ] ; then local target_dir=\"./${1}\" elif [ \"${1}\" = \"cdir\" ] ; then local target_dir=\"$(tail -n 1 '/home/ritz/scripts/.cdir-target')\" echo ${target_dir} else local target_dir=\"${1}\" fi if [ ! \"${2}\" = '--no-ls' ] ; then builtin cd \"${target_dir}\" && ls -v --color=auto else builtin cd \"${target_dir}\" fi # if the qcd function is defined if declare qcd > /dev/null; then quick_cd -d DEFAULT quick_cd -a DEFAULT fi } script 2: #!/bin/bash function cdir(){ if [ \"$#\" -eq 0 ]; then pwd | cat >> ~/scripts/.cdir-target elif [ \"${1}\" == \"-l\" ]; then cat ~/scripts/.cdir-target fi }")
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dear-anakin
(sorry I put the same image four times, I needed to get the whole thing into
the alt-text)
(maybe pictures aren't the best medium for sharing text)
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Do you ever wonder why you can't remember anything after being stoned? Why the
words you write down, oh so profound in the moment, turn to silliness and
illusion upon coming off your high mont-vantage? Of course, dear reader,
because all things are defined in waves.
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"hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
mother."
- some ice guy somewhere probably
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@user-889
Don't give up!
At least... not forever.
It's okay to take a breath every once in a while
It's okay to lie down and cry
The only way away from those feelings is through. They've enveloped you. You
need to swallow them whole, like a sponge soaking up dirt[y water]
the only thing you need to think about is what's around you. It's okay to be
alone for a moment, it's the best time to feel.
Remember, feeling is how you know the world! It's your power, to feel, and I
know it's hard. Everyone has different powers, but yours is this.
You'll be okay, I know it
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oh btw to the people trying to doxx me there's a picture of me in this
profile, but you'll have to read a LOT to find it. On the way, see if you pick
up anything interesting that you agree with. maybe you'll realize that we're
on the same team, and should be working together.
that's the dream, at least.
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"you look like a mess who can't take care of herself"
oh haha that's because I'm a mess who can't take care of herself
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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whenever my cat is whining I walk around doing things that she might want
until she stops trying to claw me - oh you want your litter cleaned? yeah sure
I gotchu. oh you wanna go outside? nah okay how about playing with this yarn?
no? okay let's see... oh dear you can see the bottom of your food bowl,
conveniently forgetting the other mostly full food bowl over there... 😅
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if the christians got killed rid all of the queers they'd miss them within
years. not decades. then, they would never forget them. neither within years,
nor decades.
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if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
other? the poor dears.
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Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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Look, when I promised "Revolution or Death" I got pretty busy and kinda forgot
to do the "dying" part, and by now it'd be a little awkward if I offed myself
for no visible reason, so... How about we try again this summer? Maybe in a
month or two? I'll try to keep the fire burning a bit longer this time.
plus I'm better at playing the piano now so maybe that'll help somehow.
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what if you could drop your "star" like on a line of your choosing in the
"liked" tweet or toot
just by dragging your mouse from the * up to the text somewhere
or like... pick-up-and-drop, two clicks style
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@user-192
Yep! back in the day be-fore "four play" you could generally only single-play,
and for "four play" you'd typically find friends be-fore play-ing.
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whoops, forgot to post these all at once last night. Here ya go
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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Facebook is great because you can talk with your friends, but, like...
Facebook knows who you are.
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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@user-1049
I haven't heard of that but I'll look into it! Honestly I'm more likely to
write my own script, it shouldn't be too hard just altering the /etc/hosts
file and then changing it back in ~15 minutes with a cron-job, as Nikky says
down below. I like things that I make myself because then if it breaks I know
who to blame! And who to go to to fix it. >: )
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@user-138
Oh! It's sunday! thanks for the reminder, today's my HRT shot day.
this week has kind of been a fugue state for me haha been busy doing things of
little importance.
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you can't rely on me because I can't rely on a part of me being "out" at any
particular moment-event-message.
besides, I'm always tired, because I'm always trying as hard as I can.
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you opened up about your feelings so I started telling you mine. And
apparently that's not a good thing to do when you're feeling negative things.
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I once heard that time doesn't pass when you're well and truly in the moment,
and I thought "that's not true, I'm always losing track of the moment".
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@user-1564
I love the concept of this! Maybe if HTTP is too complex, you could try
another simpler server? I don't know the complexity of the programs I use
every day, but I'm sure there's one that's very simple. Even just a simple IRC
style chat server that just... sends text from person A to person B depending
on their username (like a glorified Router or Switch)
Reminded of this video tbh...:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGfTjKwLQxY
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when people need you but don't believe in you, it's easy to find it difficult
to get out of bed.
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@user-1853
I think most of the people who saw that movie saw it as a kid, when they
weren't as immersed in the context that they're in now, where the message is
useful.
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all media is an echo chamber, between the screen and you.
social media just lets you talk back.
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@user-1109
do it in a random color each time! Here's my implementation for viewing txt
files colorfully:
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@user-95 i've only hung out with a moth once and it was kind of while my cat
was mauling it, oops... they're very cool though so I picked that one too. Fox
was my main answer
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I'd like to apologize to everyone I've ever interacted with in the past. It
was unfair of me to interact with you, and I will do my best to not hurt you
again in that way.
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@user-186 oh great, another video I'm going to have to show to all of my
friends because it's so good.
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it's not about me but it's also totally my fault. I take responsibility for
things which is why I'm so cautious
"girl your opsec is non-existent"
yep
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my opsec is non-existent teehee does anyone want my IP? or even my address,
it's not like I lock my door
if (when) my poor decisions get me killed (whoops adding content warning)
please throw a brick at an insurance company for me thanks
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@user-579
my problem is figuring out which thoughts are intrusive and which are actually
mine
I usually err on the side of "would you want your sister to do this" or "how
would you feel if your mom told you that" or "do you think a cute sweet soft
cat would ever think such a thing" and that usually works.
usually.
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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you, right now:
"what the... who would doxx her."
me, in 2 weeks:
"what the... who would doxx me?"
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people who like you
or at least are interested in what you have to say
versus public, which is people who can hear you (because they happened to be
listening at that time of day)
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@user-803
you're welcome! thanks for speaking the things you say. I miiiiight have
screenshotted some things you said a week or three ago and sent it to my
boyfriend like "SEE someone else gets it" hope that's okay
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does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
chronological viewing specifically.
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@user-1358
you don't go golfing to relax.
well, maybe you do, but he doesn't.
he goes golfing to talk about shady shit.
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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some people prepare for revolution like a boy gets ready for a party
others do so like a girl packing for a weekend trip to vegas
I do it like a kid who forgot the paper was due on monday in 7th period and so
spends their entire lunch period writing it (missing 4th in the process
because the conclusion paragraph was giving me difficulty)
but I think no matter how you do it, we're all just waiting for something to
happen.
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it's fine I'm fine don't worry about it idk why I posted that
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one of the greatest gifts LSD gave me was the ability to look in the mirror
and see a person beyond me.
your reflection has all the same emotions as you, and if you look at them like
you'd try to parse the feelings of a friend, you can learn a bit more about
how you're thinking.
... procrastination >.>
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kinda tempted to make like, 20 different accounts on like, 20 different
mastodon instances and just have them repost all of the things I've written in
the past one-by-one-by-one until someone notices and calls me out on it
might get some more conversation, at least
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okay okay bear with me...
what if blackberry with keyboard ABOVE the screen
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@user-192
is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a
salad? strained of course
juicy dressing 🥴
[self indulgent writing, apologies]
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phew that takes a load off my mind : )
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@user-246
true, but what is a poem if not a silly construction of phrases? Those words
don't belong together, what are you doing! And yet it fills you will a feeling
that the author intended, thus being poetry as a joke.
problem is if everyone says the same joke, it gets kinda... old... hence why
you should express yourself as much as you can.
I wonder if fewer people are "alternative" these days because they all started
hanging out on the internet and trying to differentiate themselves amongst
each other instead of amongst "normal people"? Weird thought, srry haha
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that feeling when you type your password so fast that one hand is faster than
the other and the letters get all jumbled and now you have to remake your ssh
key -.-
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@user-883
do you have music videos tho? :O :O
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if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
be my friend forever.
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privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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--- #158 fediverse/5295 ---
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@user-1796
"You again? I thought we fixed the... Ah, well, nevermind, let's just wipe her
again and hope she turns out evil this time."
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hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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@user-883
don't worry I can sift through junk. I'll write my own using yours as a
reference to debug why mine isn't working. "oh probably because I didn't do
this part here"
also, bad news. Guess I'm doing C programming. What should I make? I'm
thinking Tic Tac Toe or maybe a really basic Asteroids or something
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@user-95 oh, you like? I made it out of an in-game screenshot. The inner
border is actually the message box and the outer yellowish one is the
background color of one of the maps.
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@user-622
ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
good men-at-arms gone T.T
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don't work with me.
work around me.
don't talk to me.
talk about me.
don't share with me.
I deserve nothing.
don't take from me.
I have nothing.
-radio-radio-remedy-
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@user-1074
if you're anything like me, then it will happen again. It's okay. A friend
won't judge you, a friend would forgive you.
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I just unfollowed a bunch of really cool people because otherwise I'd comment
on their posts without realizing they didn't want to hear from me and anyway
tbh I'm more of an "opt-in" vibe I'd say
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@user-192 @user-570
clearly the positive addresses point toward a location in "memory", while the
negative values point toward "forgotten" which is a secret second place that
they don't want you to know about.
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*confess your sins to me* I'm sorry I once had a thought
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all that means is I'm ready. and I think everyone else is too.
wait until it lights up your screen before you do anything.
it needs buy-in after all. everyone's gotta say "yep, I'm ready too. let's do
this [cue the montage]"
but how the heck do you get people to say "yeah I'm totally ready for this
impossible thing" without someone saying "hey I'm ready" first?
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turns out brains really are that simple.
there's just, a lot of social technology built up which could be forgotten if
everyone lost their memories at once.
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"oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
make friends
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Here's an idea, you can email it to me! My email address that I've used as my
primary since I was 16 years old is gabrilend@user-75 Sure hope I don't regret
this decision. I sure hope my life isn't irrevocably changed because I got
frustrated trying to post a picture on the internet. Nevermind the fact that
all emails are clear text and totally unencrypted so pretty much everyone can
see everything you buy on Amazon. Surely this is the most robust and least
insane system we could use to organize our truly technological and thoroughly
advanced future society.
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I trust that you will betray me.
it's okay.
all that I need is for you to be here, with me.
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my mom used to always say "the computer will always do exactly what you tell
it to" and I've since learned that "the computer's obedience is why you make
backups"
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games where comments on the replays show up in future chat-logs for that
episode
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@user-1292
ah, well, I don't even know what HTT is. Sorry for clogging up your mentions
😅
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@user-1608
shhhhh you're not supposed to tell me what you voted for! Now I know you voted
to have funky wunky widdle dweams 🥰
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oh, unless you meant "show me the t-shirt" in which case here ya go
don't get too excited, I attended for a year and then dropped out. Might have
even been a semester, I forget. It was sooooooo hard
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[it won't connect because I'm not hosting it, but it's fun to think about]
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--- #180 fediverse/5124 ---
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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@user-246
I can 100% relate, to all of this.
we are multifaceted. all people are.
on social media, you follow someone for a particular facet, and if they don't
like your other facets well then it wasn't meant to be.
there's also no shame in pruning people who post things that upset you or that
aren't interesting.
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dear me from the past: "why did you do this thing? And this one? and all the
others? I'm so embarrassed of you."
dear me from the future: "are you actually better or are you just the same,
but older?"
dear me from the present: "please eat some food today"
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Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
information presented to me.
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live your life as if everyone else got a secret message from god that said:
"hey, yeah, sorry but you're gonna die before humans invent immortality.
Please do your best though, because everyone else is counting on you to help
make the world decent enough for the rest of forever."
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social media clients that don't return you to the same spot you were at when
you hit the back button -.-
but then also make it needlessly complicated to open links in a new tab, like
obfuscating the location you need to cast "middle click" on
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I should not have to follow 16 steps that I don't understand just because you
decided my system wasn't good enough for me.
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@user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
difficult. : )
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║ │ I really hate "two factor" auth. Like, cool, I get it, it let's you pretend you can divest responsibility for security and recovery, but also it means dropping my phone too hard could be a life disrupting event so somehow I don't really feel like this is for my benefit. │ ║
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that feeling when you accidentally left-click instead of right-click and now
suddenly you've lost your spot on social media T.T
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darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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... yay I beat stack overflow, your input context is part of the previous
message, yay good jobs boy computer *["pat pat" but pronounced pay]*
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... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
guess.
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where were you when you realized you were the most "you" person that ever
would be?
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if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
that you do,
leave that situation
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"hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
thing."
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I don't know who needs to hear this after staying up all night driving, but
it's ideal to get where you're going with at least a day to rest. The body can
only do so much, and isn't it better to be fresh?
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║ │ i always somehow manage to succeed at things because i'm too silly to realize i was supposed to fail lmao │ ║
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@user-1209 @user-1262
just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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