=== ANCHOR POEM === ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── link never learned to speak because *he's a fairy prince and general* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/3160 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned-video-games-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────┘ if I were Link, I'd listen *every* damn time Navi said *anything at all* and I'd listen close though he is just a kid so idk ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/3159 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── nobody seems to notice that the lady who lost her chickens is *new* at raising them. That's why they got away. it's an intentional community in the mountains set up as a pet project of the princesses advisor. Also, it's under construction. Therefore it makes sense to assume that she built her fence too low (which, just behind where she is standing, is only tall enough to contain like... rabbits) What am I referring to? Why, Kakariko of course. [words that sound absolutely deranged to anyone who hasn't played The Legend of Zelda] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/5924 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── @user-192 ocarina of time T.T ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/2760 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── Majora's Mask and it's consequences have been a disaster for the post-millenial human race ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/3382 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── first rule of Nintendo games: if you rush things, you'll have to do it twice. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/4719 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── "oh, you want some power in order to save your people? You seem to keep asking for it again and again. Well, here's some power! Go do it!" oh, um... I meant like, magic or something. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/6078 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── "you're telling me they're gonna march in and unleash *order* on your city, with all the devastation it involves, and you're just gonna sit there?" ah yup "playing *video games??*" yep [mine as in my beloved, not mine as in my own] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/2912 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1074 yeah he's... literally the commander in chief of all the feds. that's his job, among other things. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/1143 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ah, but my dear... your "wisdom" has *side effects.* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/5999 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── oh, um... goodbye! [plays video games] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────────┘ --- #11 messages/1232 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── The only way to beat the gods is with a contest of imagination. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧════───────┘ --- #12 fediverse/3452 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: spirituality-gods-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────────────┘ *the goddess of madness is pretty sane, tbh* it's not like there's just one tho ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/5514 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── this, but with my "ideas" or whatever ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┴───────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/3916 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── life isn't JUST a game, but it is a game. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/5501 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── byyyyyyye more video game time I guess ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┴───────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/2967 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── @user-138 "here's how to get caught. don't... don't do the things in these books. also, uh... don't do the things that AREN'T in these books, wink" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #17 messages/973 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── you know what I want? in this moment? at all times? to bring magic back into the world ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┴───────────┘ --- #18 messages/1377 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── I'm fine, actually. I'm just a mage class, so I act a little odd sometimes. Comes with the territory. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧═════──────┘ --- #19 fediverse/2410 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── @user-1074 or, hear me out, perhaps he's a liar ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/4258 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── the reason they warned you about quicksand is so that you don't get lost in some fey dimension ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ --- #21 fediverse/5488 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── okay ttyl I gotta go play video games I guess >.> ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┴───────────┘ --- #22 fediverse/5354 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── "I'll never forget you~" she says to someone whose face looks familiar ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┴───────────┘ --- #23 fediverse/4675 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── *just show up* listen, I'm a lawful person, I promise, honestly, I swear it to you. I'm a lawful person, *but*~ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────────┘ --- #24 fediverse/1221 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-883 either that or I might get lost in some C code we'll see how things develop >.> ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #25 fediverse/5812 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────── "she's got the spirit, but she's totally unfit for it" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┴───────────┘ --- #26 fediverse/4659 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── I am cursed to break unwritten rules and damned to forget the most arbitrary ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┴───────────┘ --- #27 messages/1053 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── Anyway here's what i came to say: ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────────┘ --- #28 fediverse/1104 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-812 Super Mario 64?!? Scarry! D: D: ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #29 fediverse/5517 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── ... what was I thinking about again? oh yes video games are fun because they are a form of play, and all humans love to play. it is natural to their forms, just like it is natural to the form of a slinky to slink down stairs. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┴───────────┘ --- #30 fediverse/5253 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── most of the world has no idea what goes on in most of the world. who could ever know everything? its impossible to be over-hear-ed. I love video games! but I don't like Breath of the Wild because there's so little picking-up-and-throwing things, and instead you use your magical insights to do sorcerer powers which solve all of your biomechanical puzzle-toy-boxes. heck the dungeons are like 5 minutes tall! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┴───────────┘ --- #31 messages/953 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── "sir? The city is burning." "oh, um... Okay i guess I'll just, i dunno, play violin or something. It helps calm me down." "shouldn't you, i dunno, help put out the fires?" "me? No way, I'm royalty. If i were to stoop so low i would be destroyed." "why do you say that?" "because tragedy befalls those who speak" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┴───────────┘ --- #32 fediverse/5188 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────── did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing? It's true! they do thing instead! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┴───────────┘ --- #33 fediverse/1380 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── sorry my english isn't very good teehee, I'm translating from my brain ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ |