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@user-591
if you give me your address I'll buy you a pizza
or even just give me a pizza place and I'll buy a pizza for pickup
or tell them "next person who calls and says "banana bicycle balloon
bulldozer" will tell you the address to deliver it to"
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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fucking boss your friends around
it's as easy as saying "hey I'm gonna go do this-or-that thing, you don't seem
busy can you do that-or-this thing for me? I need it done by this-and-this
time - oh you're busy? yeah no worries I'll go ask someone else. oh you're
busy resting? doing girl healing? hell yeah next time invite me I'm due for a
\"pizza and weed\" night."
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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@user-579
maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
brownie points
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phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
or a pizza in disguise
rawr ex dee
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hey. wanna know what would be really cursed?
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if trump dropped out and musk took his place
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good thing it'll never happen because those dinguses can't accept defeat and
will never tactically retreat
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maybe something to keep in mind for 4 years from now. eyes on the prize for
now means our eyes aren't to our flanks.
what else could they do that would come out of left field?
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if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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@user-1153
congratulations, you invented humanoid robots! And hey they come in so many
shapes and colors, plus you can run them on nothing but rice, beans, and
nutrient paste. They're quite efficient at their jobs!
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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9 times out of 10 the answer is fuck yes, you're my friend, I support
everything you're handling. Give me the word and I'll be there, ride or die,
I'm here for it.
something I wrote a while back:
fucking boss your friends around
it's as easy as saying "hey I'm gonna go do this-or-that thing, you don't seem
busy can you do that-or-this thing for me? I need it done by this-and-this
time - oh you're busy? yeah no worries I'll go ask someone else. oh you're
busy resting? doing girl healing? hell yeah next time invite me I'm due for a
"pizza and weed" night."
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me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
puke, okay?"
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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all you can eat sushi places where they bring you a little of whatever the
shef had been making
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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something something "all for one and one for all"
something something "ritz you're privileged as fuck your parents would just
buy you a plane ticket to wherever-the-fuck if you needed it"
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I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
package (without seasoning)
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hello everyone, Discord is down for me and I can't reach any of my friends
over SMS.
You know I'd just... give you my address if you asked, right?
oh no sorry turns out they were just busy haha silly me why would I worry
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listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
bread that has the crust already cut off
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they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because
they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but
someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some
shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my
pajamas, c'mon.
If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that
situation
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"hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
mother."
- some ice guy somewhere probably
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honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
most beautiful.
like below the crust.
or space.
the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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some people prepare for revolution like a boy gets ready for a party
others do so like a girl packing for a weekend trip to vegas
I do it like a kid who forgot the paper was due on monday in 7th period and so
spends their entire lunch period writing it (missing 4th in the process
because the conclusion paragraph was giving me difficulty)
but I think no matter how you do it, we're all just waiting for something to
happen.
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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@user-138
turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act
of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism.
something something bread and circuses work
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what if I paid this parking ticket I found by the side of the road instead of
paying my rent this month
do you think the world would burn down
do you think the apartment complex would collapse
do you think my police force would throw my stuff on the road
do you think they'd change the locks
what if I just didn't leave
what if I smoked some weed
"that's against your contract"
okay
what if I did it anyway
what if I did what I was told
I think I would surely drown
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@user-192
is okay, girl
time will be richer sooner
don't poop your pants just yet
remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
line your pockets with tinfoil hats
beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
handshake back
if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend
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This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
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I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
trash. Or in a store.
so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength.
or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about
the things you share.
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--- #42 fediverse/2487 ---
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do you know where the closest hospital is? grocery store? gas station? ATM?
can you find one in an unfamiliar area based on the patterns that cities are
typically laid out as?
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what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
while they do goth girl things
then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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I love cream of mushroom soup! It's so flexible, you can add it to a lot of
dishes and unless you make a few crucial mistakes, it's gonna turn out great!
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the sun doesn't seem as bright if you spend your days underneath it.
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Can you imagine
Going to your tribal shaman
Saying "hey you gotta pay rent"
... Shamans are fine on the street. I should learn. >.>
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if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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among all the others, I want a wonderful and fulfilling life for the
socialite. they deserve light just as you and I might.
"eat the rich" bruh there's like, 100 people who are running the show.
everyone else is basically just a syncophant who's trying to get ahead and
stay working.
then there's like their families and such and like... they didn't do anything
wrong, they just eat cheese and wine and laugh at memes all day with their
besties.
they are basically pets
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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@user-1429
do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
and leave it in a public place or~
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look all I'm saying is that if they want to dress people up like ICE and have
them kidnap people without recourse, maybe we could do the same.
giant buzzer noise
EVIL
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ah, uh... haha I um don't mean, like, KIDnapping people, just... uh, just
kidding! haha... laughs neverously
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ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill.
So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's
definitely why.
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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whenever my cat is whining I walk around doing things that she might want
until she stops trying to claw me - oh you want your litter cleaned? yeah sure
I gotchu. oh you wanna go outside? nah okay how about playing with this yarn?
no? okay let's see... oh dear you can see the bottom of your food bowl,
conveniently forgetting the other mostly full food bowl over there... 😅
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in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
sake.
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don't take on more than you can handle. if your plate is full, don't check out
the notes by the roadside. Doing so tells all the nearby drivers "hey I need a
job, anyone got anything for me?" which they'll then drop off further along
the route to your house.
if you just walk on by then nobody will notice as you head home.
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@user-398
you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
this hill
(jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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@user-1550
me too T.T
give it time
someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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everyone's paying attention to you Ritz, why are you self destructing?
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somebody asked me for popcorn and I couldn't even provide it! What kind of
witch am I if I can't provide popcorn on demand T.T T.T
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highly, highly recommend having a smart phone and a dumb phone at the same
time. The smart phone can be wi-fi only so you don't have to pay for it,
just... have it around in-case you need it. Use it for things like playing
Magic Survival or messaging from bed, but use your flip phone for all the
phone-related activities like calls and texts.
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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@user-138
maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
(I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
[girl, but pronounced guy])
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@user-192
it's like airlines overbooking flights because "hey some people will probably
cancel, right?"
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I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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would you feet a cat at your door?
how about a crow?
would you water a dying plant? (don't, they get waterlogged if the soil is
already moist)
what if a dear
what if dear food
what if bear
what if bear food
what if dogpack
what if dogpackfoodtearchompbitepullsavor
I'd feeeed my self but dollars and errands are hard : (
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cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
eat your vegetables when you can.
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What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
to know them?
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met a cute boy at the pizza place 🥰
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daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
make friends
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how many people could your apartment comfortably fit?
I got one desktop
one laptop desk
two on the couch
one in a comfy chair
one on the bed
and two outside on the porch
so (1 2 4 5) that's 5 indoors, 6 if they're familiar enough to lounge on my
bed, and 8 if we're allowed outside.
Could also pull the hammock and chair in from outside but it might get a
little cozy. Call it 8 or 9 depending on how close we are.
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@user-883
they liiiiike you 😋
maybe they'll hire you!
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they say fat people are jolly, which makes me wonder if the only reason I'm
often sad is because I'm too skinny.
I need an italian grandma to feed me butter and pasta T.T
eat somethin' why don'tcha you're skin an' bones, kid
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dear me from the past: "why did you do this thing? And this one? and all the
others? I'm so embarrassed of you."
dear me from the future: "are you actually better or are you just the same,
but older?"
dear me from the present: "please eat some food today"
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@user-1358
you don't go golfing to relax.
well, maybe you do, but he doesn't.
he goes golfing to talk about shady shit.
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@user-1201
perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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@user-883
you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your friend sends you a paragraph
you don't have to respond with a paragraph.
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you can revolute whenever you want to.
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cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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when people need you but don't believe in you, it's easy to find it difficult
to get out of bed.
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if you give me a quintuple digit salary, I could fix all the problems of the
world. One by one... A BILLION DOLLAR BUDGET for solving one problem
forever... until needs chagne of course.
"yeah but it's not about money it's about throughput and demand" some guy in
arkansas probably idk I've never been
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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all you need is to be steam friends with one person and then your whole
organization knows what you're trying to say with game titles
(I just like games)
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@user-214 so you know where to find what you need to know
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@user-1218
playing one of my 4 gameboys, reading some of my books or journals, using
their own brought devices, playing with my cat (she's not sociable but if you
don't mind her claws she can fight and that's kinda fun) watching something on
the TV, talking with other people, making / eating food, um... sleeping... and
"sleeping"... idk what else tho. Drawing? Getting stoned? I have lots of bad
edibles.
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They don't build toll roads to abstract taxes. They build them to keep track
of where you're going.
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if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
that you do,
leave that situation
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did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
It's true! they do thing instead!
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if the devil gave you false paradise since birth,
why would you not seek to destroy it?
if an angel gave you an easy hell on earth,
why would you not seek to deface it?
if your ancestors put you on the path to success,
would you follow them and forever do the same?
if your family urged you to study rocket science,
would you bomb indescriminately?
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can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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@user-440
please please please please please please please please please please please
please
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What if... Blanket fort region? Or maybe abstract clown scary dimension like
that one 3d rendered cartoon that might have slightly traumatized me as a
little. Could have a chuck-e-cheese style tube fort sub region with randomly
generated traps or poker-style puzzles
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@user-622
ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
good men-at-arms gone T.T
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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what if your roomba brought you the cable from behind the computer and/plugged
you in to the right port
"hey can I get an access panel over here"
[plugs in headphone jack]
boom suddenly TV is muted for everyone else
need to connect to something remotely? here's a line to your aunt jane. it
goes directly to her. right over the cable that's connected to whoeverplace
she'd find herself [from here far afield]
I personally think rooms should be bigger?
why are there small bedrooms? build more, not better, space
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oh btw to the people trying to doxx me there's a picture of me in this
profile, but you'll have to read a LOT to find it. On the way, see if you pick
up anything interesting that you agree with. maybe you'll realize that we're
on the same team, and should be working together.
that's the dream, at least.
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you can fit a whole downtown in this baby
slaps roof of your mouth
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--- #102 fediverse/5375 ---
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what if we psyopped the copps um I mean what if we flash-mobbed the cops er
wait hang on what if we marched with signs and changed what was on their minds
uhhhh that won't work it's disabled so they say wait hang on who said you
could poop your pants this is a combat scenario there's no time for fooling
around in her pants with the hand
... wait, what was I going on about?
oh yeah,
-- stack overflow --
anyway, as I was saying, [something completely unrelated]
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but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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@user-1209
good
judge me
find me just
I accept my fate
whatever it may be
for I trust that which sees;
that which is judging me thus.
may fortune bring my heart forth
displayed for all to see, here is my "me"
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--- #105 fediverse/5018 ---
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if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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I want to drink mai tais on a beach T.T
alas, it's winter, and I'm poor
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you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
[timestamp]
[she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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sail boat + small rocket you can build on a barge
instant beach-side artillery that can hit as far as you'd like (to spec) into
the land-based territory
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post until you can't anymore
capitalism wants to drown your voice
do not let it
speak until you cannot speak
then go do some pushups
then find some friends
then pitch a tent in the park
then explain to the cops that you're not actually homeless and living there
you're just trying to do this as a social statement because someone on the
internet told you to
then use your phone call to call your representative and complain about how
much funding the police get
then study law for 30 years because that's how long the government decided
your life was worth
by then you'll probably have figured out a better plan moving forward, so, use
that one instead
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also, if you have a lot of a particular item (like, boxes of nutritious
granola bars with lots of nuts, maybe some chocolate, peanut butter, and dried
fruit) then you can place them such that the last box is on the bottom, while
the first box is reachable from the top.
that way, as you eat them, you can slowly reach the bottom.
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if someone on the street asked you, could you point to the nearest power
station? wastewater treatment plant? hell even a gas-station
if you live in a city, probably not. They put them in fake buildings with
hollowed out exteriors in order to keep the city looking nice.
these crucial pieces of infrastructure are important to defend. but if you
don't know which street to turn down, then you might miss them.
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I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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do you ever think about how calling the BLM events "protests" versus "riots"
is a subtle dogwhistle for your politics? I usually say "riots" so that I
blend in. also because I've been conditioned by the people who I talk to about
them.
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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@user-1209 @user-1262
just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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grrrrrrr I can't figure it out. can't remember my number I guess.
what if I just put 120$ I got from the tooth fairy in the envelope and left it
where I found it
... wait shit where was I when I picked it up? nuts I'll just put it by the
bus stop. surely someone will come by and pay it for me.
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leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
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@user-883
you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
they don't have energy when they need it.
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"hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
thing."
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if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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buying guns is one thing
but food is just as important.
stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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she thinks she doesn't have any friends because she smells bad
but the truth is she's lonely because she's a secret agent sent by the
government through her dreams to spy on the aliens who think she's jesus by
posting their conversations on a public message board
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the reason rent is so expensive is because of all the surveillance equipment
they need to pay for and upkeep
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what if we just put two windows in each window, and made one have glass and
the other had screen. Then, slide one or both and you can open or close.
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wanna know how to go underground?
just... don't leave your apartment. let your roommates take out your trash and
buy your groceries. don't open your windows and do nothing for as long as
possible.
hope you got lots of edibles... get in shape, will ya? don't waste the paper
in your journals.
not that I intend to do that or anything, but um. for the red states maybe?
use your best judgement yeah haha
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@user-269
oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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@user-1695
never accept your own death
fight for every second of life, something something do not go quietly into
that grim dark
what the fuck are you supposed to do? Reading what you said got me pretty
fucking pissed - keep talking for a start, it helps, people need to be pissed.
I'm also broke as shit, don't know how I'm going to pay rent and eat, but
it'll get done.
Where do you live? Can other people help you? Medications are an
organizational problem, not an insurmountable barrier. We'll make it work.
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before you go to a location, always ask yourself what you can bring to that
location.
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socks are a lie drafted by big thread to get us to invest in knitting machines
so we don't have to buy our own footwear at the store
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You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
own tricks like that.
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3/20
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they have the audacity to claim their plan for next year is a second
revolution, as if we had sat idle
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
cool people and places and things... alas
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I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
seen by everyone around.
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@user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
difficult. : )
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don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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if you don't feed the trolls, then they find their own clan. and in doing so,
they make their own echo chambers. what would a bunch of trolls do to each
other? the poor dears.
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I don't know who needs to hear this after staying up all night driving, but
it's ideal to get where you're going with at least a day to rest. The body can
only do so much, and isn't it better to be fresh?
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lol I spent half an hour holding a trowel and then I designed a new type of
digging instrument
and they want me to work a job /eyeroll
/stickey-outey-tonguey-face/pics/all/total/* -ffvagrnbeexey --no-menus 14
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║ │ I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head. │ ║
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In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
decide you want to.
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The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
can understand and work with.
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ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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do as I say, and as I do.
or don't, do as you want to.
I hope you do want to do what I say to do.
I wouldn't say it if I didn't think it was right.
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ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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the spirits are telling me to hang out with homeless people and do fentanyl
again.
haha weird, gonna try resisting that if I can.
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ask an llm what a crazy man thinks
https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/words/words dot peehdeff
I actually think I'm sane btw
I just smoke a lot of weed
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when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman
president. what they want is a kind old lady.
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Blows my mind that for some people, hunger means "go eat right now" instead of
"you are low on fuel"
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if your affection toward someone is based on whether or not they pay you (and
how much), then you are a prostitute.
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if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
be my friend forever.
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Look, when I promised "Revolution or Death" I got pretty busy and kinda forgot
to do the "dying" part, and by now it'd be a little awkward if I offed myself
for no visible reason, so... How about we try again this summer? Maybe in a
month or two? I'll try to keep the fire burning a bit longer this time.
plus I'm better at playing the piano now so maybe that'll help somehow.
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@user-217
big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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"but what about their legitimate grievances"
uh hello I'd like a number 5, a number 9, extra pickles, some fresh human
blood supplied by the guy behind the counter with the pretty green eyes, a
number 2, make it a combo, some fresh icicle drippings even though it hasn't
snowed since last year (RIP winter), a side of fries, and a diet coke. Large.
Actually make it two diet cokes. Yep, both large. Alright see you in a sec.
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I love watching humans get pushed through factories! they should learn what
it's like to be [grain/grained/raisin/rain]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTkKsnmywak
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What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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people can't compel you to give gifts, that's why they're gifts. which is why
a gift economy can't be all, because sometimes you need something now.
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how it started: "I want to get stoned and play mechabellum (shit, drugs
mentioned (shit, cursing mentioned))
how it's going: [see attached picture]
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The trick is, if you *think* you're schizophrenic, then you will be. If you
*think* you're telepathic, then you will be.
There are no grand narratives. Just live your life as you will and be content
with what you build for yourself.
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darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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what if you could drop your "star" like on a line of your choosing in the
"liked" tweet or toot
just by dragging your mouse from the * up to the text somewhere
or like... pick-up-and-drop, two clicks style
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
that much
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My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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feed homeless people unopened trail mix bags literally just drop it near them
anything helps. even if they don't want it. dollars? sure I heard coins jingle
just around the corner.
oh cool another pencil, that's the 15th I've found on this street corner this
month. only half a month more to go...
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@user-138
they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
anything they want to keep hidden.
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just waiting for the day when they build wifi antennas into flash drives and
constantly broadcast their contents to whoever wants them...
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@user-1800
also googly eyes on sunglasses to fuck with their eye-movement-tracking
... wait, then you wouldn't be able to see. okay how about you place the
googly eyes on the forehead part of a HELMET of some kind, which should help
protect your "not-gonna-get-back-up" parts from harm.
and don't forget sunglasses because they help with the UV-ray violet
radicalization.
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most people in the world are dumb as a bag of bricks
but that's okay, I still love them, and so should you.
everyone I hang out with is sharp as a tack
and I love them still, for I don't have a preference for blunt objects.
some people don't feel emotions
I think they're just depressed
some people can't stop
won't stop, I say.
really as long as they follow their heart and sing a tune that is true
I think they're alright.
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a loaf of bread, a hunk of cheese, and a pile of berries.
an excellent breakfast.
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@user-78
elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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dear me:
DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
that's all, fuck off and be helpful
... wow, rude.
yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings.
helpful.
useful.
many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be
prologued. but pronounced prolonged.
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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@user-1561
heyyy wanna be friends? I can offer letter repetition as tribute
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you know something that would ACTUALLY help autistic people?
if we gave shopping carts actual tires instead of the hard plastic wheels they
have. The NOISE is DEAFENING and CACOPHANOUS
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can you imagine if cows made cheese instead of milk
and you had to squeeze it out of their udders like easy-cheeze
[why would you say such a thing]
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they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
and cucumbers
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spaghetti, fedi?
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@user-1259
you poor thing : (
stay in the shade if you're outside. If your stomach starts feeling worse,
spend time at home. That's what it's there for.
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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@user-168 hehehehehehe witch cackles I told you it was a nightmare
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sometimes I'll hear my cat meow the way she does when she wants something but
then I turn around and she's halfway through giving herself a bath /shrug
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if you give me 1000$ I will dine with you for a week.
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when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is
to just... use it.
ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs?
I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug
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@user-921
where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
about
... are you talking about me
[silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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