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 I want all software developers to be paid 40,000$ per year to work on whatever
 open source software they want and I'm not even kidding
 
 60,000$ if you have a degree
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/1922 ---
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 Kinda pissed that all the software developer jobs pay so much. I'd gladly
 write code or program for 40k a year and yet it's impossible to find a job
 because how expensive (read: competitive) the industry is.
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--- #2 fediverse/3798 ---
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 fellas is it gay to get a software job that pays 6 figures just to buy out all
 the mutual aid posts every time one crosses my feed??
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--- #3 messages/349 ---
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 Okay how about this, for starters? Jobs can no longer ask for degrees, instead
 they must rely on certifications. In addition, everyone who has completed a
 degree receives money every month in exchange for their increased value they
 bring to whichever job hires them. This money is sourced from a tax taken on
 businesses in rough proportion to the amount of money they save by paying
 their employees the same amount, no matter their education.
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--- #4 fediverse/4799 ---
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 just compiled my digital writing and apparently I've written about 60,000
 lines of 80 characters :ms_confused:
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--- #5 fediverse/3745 ---
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 everyone's all like "why would you spend so much effort writing that software
 in a distributed way when it works so well in a centralized manner" and the
 answer is because you never know when you're going to need to train an LLM on
 like, 400 raspberry pi's or calculate the velocity of an unladen swallow as it
 circles a black hole the size of mercury or whatever physicists do in their
 spare time
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--- #6 fediverse/2624 ---
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 when they replace you on mastodon they change your pfp and name so that nobody
 can remember who you were
 
 it's not like you'd remember amongst your 6000 followers
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--- #7 messages/695 ---
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 If your work is organized for mass-market appeal, it means you want everyone
 to read it.
 
 If your work is scattered and distracted, then only the sage would learn from
 it. So speak your mind, and let the words flow forth.
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 companies aren't allowed to hire artists because they're busy making things
 and would reduce their focus levels
 
 graphics technicians don't design the media, they just implement.
 
 gross, where's the creativity->?
 
 oh, here in the boardroom, great -.-
 
 everyone gets a boardroom... jeez, how many companies do we need?
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--- #9 fediverse/1871 ---
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 I think all software should have config files
 
 or accept as many command line arguments as necessary to achieve all the
 functionality of a config file without requiring a standardized setup
 
 or accept a config file as a command line argument, to allow for multiple
 different implementations
 
 or whatever you can throw together in your spare time because software is
 either open source or it hates you.
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--- #10 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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 I want to write C programs with threads and manual memory management and
 function pointers and lots and lots of arrays and I'm not even kidding
 
 ... wait a minute I literally don't have a job, why am I not writing C
 programs right now?
 
 BRB I got something important to do, where's my vodka --> pkill firefox
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 if you give me a quintuple digit salary, I could fix all the problems of the
 world. One by one... A BILLION DOLLAR BUDGET for solving one problem
 forever... until needs chagne of course.
 
 "yeah but it's not about money it's about throughput and demand" some guy in
 arkansas probably idk I've never been
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--- #13 fediverse/583 ---
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 I love how the gnu C documentation lists this particular page as number 6.66
An excerpt from the GNU C documentation. The page describes how to use binary constants in C code using a prefix of '0b', essentially instead of using the integer 42 you might write '0b101010'  This particular page is from chapter 6, page 66. The joke, of course, is that using binary numbers in C code in this way is demonic in some way (traditionally the number 666 is regarded as the "devil's number")
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--- #14 fediverse/2475 ---
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 If you want to design a society, first learn how to build a decentralized
 scalable multiprocessor computer program.
 
 It could literally flip bits, the point is to practice architecture not
 accomplish a goal.
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--- #15 fediverse/498 ---
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 Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
 the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
 might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
 perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
 information presented to me.
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--- #16 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #18 messages/753 ---
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 trusting the "open source community" to properly vett software is absurd
 because 90% of them just... install whatever and throw libraries and
 frameworks at problems until they can script their way out of whatever problem
 they face.
 
 the other 10% are focused on very specific tools that are so niche that other
 people can't even understand when to *use* them much less how they work.
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--- #19 messages/1347 ---
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 look, I just want to live in a world where people can sell a hand-knit sweater
 for thousands of dollars to someone who bought it for 50$. Is it so odd that
 "supply and demand" can be measured differently on the "supply" and "demand"
 side?
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--- #20 fediverse_boost/4985 ---
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  Yeet the 40+ hour work week. We have the technology.                        
  
                                                            
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