=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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when they replace you on mastodon they change your pfp and name so that nobody
can remember who you were
it's not like you'd remember amongst your 6000 followers
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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have you ever noticed the people on Mastodon who used to have cool and
interesting ideas but now just kinda repeat the same basic things over and
over again?
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--- #2 fediverse/1612 ---
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@user-1040
also, I miss most of the names and faces in this archive and I think it'd be
neat to say "oh yeah I remember them because it wasn't so long ago and it's
weird how they're not around these days but I forgot about them because their
profile pic changed or maybe they stopped using mastodon or whatever" - idk it
feels empty sometimes because your follow list is always growing, but the
number of people who post seems to always go down. Or maybe I just read
Mastodon at unfortunate times when there's nothing going on. Who can say
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--- #3 fediverse/562 ---
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when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
unremarkable at your leisure.
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--- #4 fediverse/135 ---
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@user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #5 fediverse/4799 ---
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just compiled my digital writing and apparently I've written about 60,000
lines of 80 characters :ms_confused:
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--- #6 bluesky#10 ---
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whoever heard of cohost and mastodon??
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--- #7 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #8 fediverse/3266 ---
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how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
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--- #9 fediverse/4866 ---
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #10 fediverse/4281 ---
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@user-1649
or what their "stars" mean when they like your post - I heard that some
mastodon instances lets you react with an emoji, but for me it's just stars T.T
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--- #11 fediverse/3431 ---
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about to download "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) to see what all the fuss is about
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--- #12 fediverse/5081 ---
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what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #13 fediverse/4485 ---
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getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
organizing.
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--- #14 fediverse/4108 ---
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what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
switch between with the push of a button
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--- #15 fediverse/583 ---
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I love how the gnu C documentation lists this particular page as number 6.66
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--- #16 fediverse/1588 ---
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@user-1035
Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #17 messages/141 ---
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Why would we say not to divide by zero? We literally do it every time we use
the percent sign smh [silly]
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--- #18 fediverse/2111 ---
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when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
questions.
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--- #19 fediverse/6458 ---
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #20 fediverse/2981 ---
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@user-1414 @user-381
gives me the same vibes as bringing zip-ties to January 6th
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