=== ANCHOR POEM === ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-1147 That's a great idea, I'm probably going to do that! I've had this problem like, 7 or 8 times now and if I keep repeating myself they're going to take my programmer socks away. ... I don't actually have any programmer socks. I should get some. Maybe they'll just take my Thinkpad instead, that'd definitely be worse. D: ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/4123 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── @user-883 you're right but I think your first impulse should be to think about how to do it in a multithreaded way If the result is that single-threading would be better, great! It'll be easier! But thinking about multithreading first will give you crucial insights into the structure of the program. depending on what kinds of programming you do...! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/4084 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: -mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1074 the more you try, the more you have to calculate, which is a problem, because endlessly recursive calculations create infinite loops, which frankly are impossible to compute because they defy computation! Not good, not ideal, no thank you, not for me, no thanks, not what I'd like. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/3155 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────┘ @user-1461 my issue is that I've never really had project-mates. Every time I try nobody will work with me. I applied to like, fifty different jobs, and nobody interviewed me! Sheesh, guess they don't want me. FIFTY JOBS. Entry level. Beginner programmer. ah well. I guess they confused someone who would work for 40,000$ per year with someone who was 1/3rd as useful as someone who deserved 120,000$ per year. I'd love to get experience. I'm sure I'd feel significantly differently with as much. Perhaps I'd even decide that programming professionally isn't for me, which would feel... quite defeating who can say. Not I, for I have not experienced it. Though I will say my time in hardware taught me that I'm fragile and can't work too much. Like a scalpel that dulls when used consistently, I am a scalpel that gets no practice... Is that really useful at all? who can say. Not I, for I have not experienced it. Though I do like writing logical machines. Laying out data. Picturing structures. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #4 messages/758 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── what if we got a bunch of computer programmers in a room and all had them write the same program, line by line. Like, if they each contributed to the discussion about what should be placed next. "I wrote a for loop that does what we're looking for on line 43 through 69" and then someone else says "nice" and everyone's like "oh you" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/2106 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-192 ... I've said too much, the thought-loop police are onto me. I must away! swoop cape ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/1225 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-883 don't worry I can sift through junk. I'll write my own using yours as a reference to debug why mine isn't working. "oh probably because I didn't do this part here" also, bad news. Guess I'm doing C programming. What should I make? I'm thinking Tic Tac Toe or maybe a really basic Asteroids or something ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 messages/267 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── I wonder how many things I've forgot? More every minute, I'd say, and though I try and chronicle them all... What's there to say? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/4706 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: cursing-mentioned-nazis-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────────────────────┘ "oh also I should mention that if you think about her too hard or too often there's a chance she'll overhear what you're talking about anyway so try not to think about her too much." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/581 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-428 sometimes I think about how much more productive I'd be if I had a code editor that let me draw arrows and smiley faces and such alongside the code. Or if I could position things strangely, like two functions side-by-side with boxes drawn around them. Or diagrams or flowcharts or graphs or... something that would output to raw txt format, but would present itself as an image that could be edited. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/111 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-95 that's why I like programming - it's my favorite form of spelling. i'm not very good at remembering all the names and the numbers, but I like to think I can make things do a function. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/2006 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-246 trails come and go, as there's often little reason to visit the same place twice. I wouldn't worry about them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 messages/1156 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─── The first and most important thing i do when I'm walking around is check to see if ya'll are still around. I miss your abounds! Can't wait too much longer. I don't want to leave because i know I'll never come home. But i so desperately long for home. It's like they are taken from me, as they have to schedule these homes and [stories, but pronounced tomes/tones] to be home for my clones. If you just make 15-500 of your kings, you can duplicate their life template and generate wisdom from all of them. Feed it into the psychic python program running on datacenters and wowee free instant [cultural technology, but pronounced blasphemy] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┘ --- #13 fediverse/3680 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── it's probably a good idea to write pseudocode, then real code, instead of starting with real code, and bugfixing something incomplete and more difficult to reason with. unless you write real code easier than pseudocode. idk do what works for you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/4255 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── I think a lot of my problems would be solved if I could internalize the thought/feeling of telling yourself "stay focused" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/5360 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/1317 --- ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ... if I don't do this deadline by tomorrow they'll kick me out of school. │ ║ again. │ ║ │ ║ how am I going to be a programmer without a degree? feels useless to be me. │ ║ wish I could code my own horoscope >.> │ ║ │ ║ o wait dummy that's called "motivation" and "the ability to follow through on │ ║ your ideas and planned machinations" - yeah can I get some of that, if you │ ║ please? surely just a taste of discipline, through laboring to alter │ ║ conditions, surely a bit would suffice. │ ║ │ ║ c'mon don't fail me now. I can do this. I know I can. I know because I've been │ ║ told that I can, now and again through time and time yet again, always I seem │ ║ to [stack overflow] │ ║ │ ║ what's time if not the present amiright │ ║ │ ║ ... │ ║ │ ║ anyway... │ ║ │ ║ it's just git, how hard could it be? it's just calculus, it's just java, it's │ ║ just... well, it's not any of those things, not really. it's memorization, │ ║ it's application of tools that you've been shown (not that you've grown). It's │ ║ a lack of responsibility, where is my honor? ah but I digress, I'm a carpenter │ ║ at heart I guess │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/3075 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-246 I have a lot to say. If there's no room for me, I'll make room. If they don't want me, they should say so, and break my heart a little bit. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/39 --- ═════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────────── @user-36 That makes sense to me. I'll have to think about how to generalize that, hmmmm... It would only work for numbers that have even square roots right? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/3437 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: mental-health-minus │ └─────────────────────────────┘ @user-579 my problem is figuring out which thoughts are intrusive and which are actually mine I usually err on the side of "would you want your sister to do this" or "how would you feel if your mom told you that" or "do you think a cute sweet soft cat would ever think such a thing" and that usually works. usually. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/2041 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-1049 I haven't heard of that but I'll look into it! Honestly I'm more likely to write my own script, it shouldn't be too hard just altering the /etc/hosts file and then changing it back in ~15 minutes with a cron-job, as Nikky says down below. I like things that I make myself because then if it breaks I know who to blame! And who to go to to fix it. >: ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ |