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 @user-171 
 
 thanks, it's my most precious possession
 
 along with my flash drive with all my files on it. at least, the ones since I
 last backed up from my computer.
 
 does my cat count as a possession?
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2199 ---
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 @user-1206 
 
 Also, the next day I'd bring my own flash drive with my own goodies and leave
 it in the same spot (maybe in a ziploc this time)
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--- #2 fediverse/6029 ---
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 spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
 using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
 sounds different...
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--- #3 fediverse/4490 ---
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 where oh where is my dear sweet kitty
 
 she is lovely and wonderful and precious to me
 
 oh how I miss her, the squeaks, the litter flakes on my desk, the headbutts,
 the biscuits, the way she felt on my back as she climbed off the fridge...
 
 I do hope she comes back. : (
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--- #4 fediverse/2198 ---
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 @user-1206 
 
 Plug it into my mostly broken laptop that has the network card physically
 removed and see what's on it
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--- #5 fediverse/2257 ---
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 if you don't know how long you're going to be gone, how do you know what to
 bring? like, is it a "grab the hard drives" kind of trip, or is it more like
 "we'll return in the spring"?
 
 who can say, depends on who's driving.
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--- #6 fediverse/4977 ---
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 Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat
 some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see.
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--- #7 bluesky#38 ---
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #8 fediverse/112 ---
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 I live through the moments where I find a folder of stuff I made that I forgot
 about and I can go back and see it for the first time.
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--- #9 fediverse/6209 ---
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 okay just to clarify: if anyone is recording me or storing data about me, I
 would really prefer if you didn't delete it just because I realized it was
 happening. I like data! It's cool to know such things!
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--- #10 fediverse/4642 ---
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #11 fediverse/5503 ---
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 I bet if you put me and my cat next to a glass wall with a cougar inside after
 a while that big cat would be domesticated
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--- #12 fediverse/3407 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 there's only a password so that if the zip archive is displaced from it's
 context it's harder to read.
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--- #13 fediverse/3095 ---
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 if your business can't afford to have a back-up plan, then it is not a
 sufficiently prepared operation.
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--- #14 fediverse/1389 ---
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 my mom used to always say "the computer will always do exactly what you tell
 it to" and I've since learned that "the computer's obedience is why you make
 backups"
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--- #15 fediverse/1649 ---
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 a small drone with a camera that looks wherever a cat's looking
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--- #16 fediverse/5185 ---
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 frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
 game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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--- #17 fediverse/6006 ---
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 I love symlinks! they make my hard drive so much more organized.
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--- #18 fediverse/4804 ---
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 I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
 
 ... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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--- #19 fediverse/1613 ---
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 "Hi, welcome to my home, this is my cat, his name is Gopher, but I mostly just
 call him Kitty or Dude."
 
 the cat introducing himself "hi my name is Yoursuchagoodkittyyesyouare but you
 can call me Yesyouare or Suchagood for short."
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--- #20 fediverse/3755 ---
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 @user-1071 
 
 hehe it was my favorite job I've ever had
 
 downside is... it was hard to get to work every day. I'm not built for
 long-term dedicated labor. Maybe I should freelance? idk where to even begin
 with that, though.
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