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║ │ The officers approached the door, a brief nod between them, and they knew it was time to begin the familiar sequence. The first officer knocked loudly three times, while the second took on a speaking role. │ ║
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║ │ “Police! Open up!!” │ ║
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║ │ After a few moments of quiet, a gruff voice, muffled behind the closed door, spoke up. │ ║
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║ │ “Come back with a warrant,” came the unwelcoming reply. │ ║
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║ │ “Oh, but we have one. We have a signed search warrant for this property, so come on out,” the officer confidently replied. │ ║
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║ │ “I wanna see it, then,” the voice from inside countered. “Slide it under the door.” │ ║
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║ │ The officers looked puzzled, no one had ever asked to actually see the warrant. │ ║
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║ │ “Well, we don’t have a paper copy of it,” the first officer said. │ ║
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║ │ “Right, everything is on Docusign these days,” the second chimed in. │ ║
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║ │ “Put your phone through the letter box then, I’ll take a look at it on there.” │ ║
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║ │ “I’m not going to give you my phone,” the second officer replied, his phone now in hand. “What’s your email address? I can forward you a copy.” │ ║
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║ │ The gruff voice provided an email address to the officers. │ ║
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║ │ “Ok, I’ve sent that it should be in your inbox now.” │ ║
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║ │ “Nothing.” │ ║
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║ │ “Ok, check spam - sometimes they go into spam,” the first officer interjected. │ ║
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║ │ “Ah yes it’s in spam. But it’s not opening, it says I have to login to my DocuSign account. I don’t have a DocuSign account?” │ ║
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║ │ “Well. Can you just sign up then?” Asked the second officer. │ ║
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║ │ “I ain’t paying for DocuSign!” The voice replied abruptly. │ ║
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║ │ “I don’t think you have to pay, it’s free to view documents.” │ ║
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║ │ “I don’t wanna risk it, I have so many subscriptions,” the voice inside responded. │ ║
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║ │ The officers contemplated their next move. │ ║
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║ │ “Do you have a printer?” One asked. │ ║
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║ │ “Yes,” the voice inside responded. │ ║
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║ │ “Ok, does it have AirPrint?” │ ║
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║ │ “I think so? How could I tell?” │ ║
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║ │ “What’s your wifi password? We’ll join the network and we’ll be able to tell,” the officer responded. │ ║
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║ │ “Ok. Wifi password is $42xnskwfgewzfgekueod!&3.” │ ║
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║ │ The first officer rolled his eyes. │ ║
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║ │ Fifteen minutes later, after breaking the WiFi passcode into manageable chunks, the officer was finally connected. │ ║
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║ │ “Ok. I see the printer. It has AirPrint. Thank God. Ok, I’m printing now.” │ ║
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║ │ “Nothing is happening,” said the person inside the house. │ ║
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║ │ “Ah, it just said you’re out of yellow ink. Do you have any more yellow ink?” │ ║
║ │ │ ║
║ │ “I do not, but why do you need yellow ink? Just print it in black and white?” │ ║
║ │ │ ║
║ │ “Yeah these new printers want you to have all the inks before you print.” │ ║
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║ │ “No way. And yet, I’m the criminal?” The voice inside replied. │ ║
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║ │ “Right?” The officers laughed, before finally becoming resigned to their fate. “Ok, we’re going to go print the warrant at the station. I’m out of daily printing credits so will have to wait for them to reset at midnight. Please don’t go anywhere or remove any evidence from the property until we come back.” │ ║
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=== DIVERSITY RANKED ===
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goodnight,
people-who-all-agree-with-me-but-who-I-still-rant-to-anyway-because-I'm-full-of
-rage, talk to you tomorrow. or whenever.
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the unluckiest person in the world failed the most wisdom checks.
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but I like moonmen T.T
what if the ISS was untethered
"send thrusters to space? why bother? just use them down on the surface to get
that extra oomph!"
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gosh now I gotta type the other one, my cat's gonna killllll me she really
doesn't like my typing in the middle o the night oops
![dated "almost christmas, december twenty something, in history AD." live is just the universe interpreting random data. life is a billion to one. what has been found here is impossible to descrive, so unlikely is it when sompared to the background. space is empty save for you. act as such. a human preserves and infant over an elder is purely due to the child's potential. so too does life have potential. do not waste it on folly dashes if you were given a random waveform, how long before you begin noticing irregularities in it's form? maybe... a billion or two years? espcially if like, everyone's lkooking. [non-alien-voice]: what if we made an app that shared everyone's streaming feed? except, like, twitching to on-screen events like picking up coins in mario ... anyway as I was saying, aliens showed up around the 1980s and people expect they were visiting in response to nuclear invasion events (sometimes even on their own people!) like, c'mon there's not enough mass there for that kind of detonition. it's gotta be an anomaly. ... this changes everything. HUMANS ARE IMPORTANT [there's more but I don't have room to type it all, sorry]](/similar-different/media/04789f9fdcc8af9a.png "dated \"almost christmas, december twenty something, in history AD.\" live is just the universe interpreting random data. life is a billion to one. what has been found here is impossible to descrive, so unlikely is it when sompared to the background. space is empty save for you. act as such. a human preserves and infant over an elder is purely due to the child's potential. so too does life have potential. do not waste it on folly dashes if you were given a random waveform, how long before you begin noticing irregularities in it's form? maybe... a billion or two years? espcially if like, everyone's lkooking. [non-alien-voice]: what if we made an app that shared everyone's streaming feed? except, like, twitching to on-screen events like picking up coins in mario ... anyway as I was saying, aliens showed up around the 1980s and people expect they were visiting in response to nuclear invasion events (sometimes even on their own people!) like, c'mon there's not enough mass there for that kind of detonition. it's gotta be an anomaly. ... this changes everything. HUMANS ARE IMPORTANT [there's more but I don't have room to type it all, sorry]")
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I wish I could like... ride my bike somewhere for an hour or two, consult for
a bit, then ride home (or to the next place)
that'd be a fun way to apply myself, and it'd give me the chance to have some
space for myself. as long as I had time to rest, I'm usually only good for
half of a day.
unless it's a project with a lot of tasks that need coordination, like
building a house or working through a short-term urgent disaster.
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🖼
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having trouble naming things?
just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
trying to get across.
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for the record, I would never kill myself. even if I were in a bunker hiding
from warcrimes, I'd wait to be Nuremberged.
frankly tho that's highly unlikely. Let's just see what the future will bring.
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camouflage in an urban environment is not camo. rather, regular clothes of
black or white.
don't wear sports glasses, you look like a dummy.
revolution is when they murder everyone but your friends. this is what
happens, ya dingus not ideal. "okay who are the bad guys here? okay let's go
shoot them to death with our bullets and guns."
violence as a first aspect, cause as a third spark. "I have a strange urge to
play video games?"
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@user-1352
... why is that unfair? I would hope that taking a break is allowed. otherwise
you burn out. cortisol overload.
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I don't understand why modern software isn't error correcting. We shouldn't
have any bugs in this day and age.
For example, if you're missing a dependency then why doesn't your program try
to, I dunno, download that dependency to the program's installation directory
and use it there? Seriously there are very few problems that are unsolvable!
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🖼
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I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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║ if people at home had half as much compassion, respect, and reverence for the │
║ people abroad that the people abroad have for the people at home, we could │
║ have a truly multicultural society. │
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║ instead, we get melting pots which melt you down and combine into a new, third │
║ thing. And in America we really have a multitude of miniature melting pots │
║ creating subcultures of racial, religious, professional, or other origin. │
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║ Neither approach is entirely good, and neither entirely bad. They're different. │
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║ America is the largest melting pot design, but sufficiently large cities find │
║ them popping up in the strangest of places. │
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║ My thoughts go out to the Americans abroad, whether in peace, war, or times of │
║ hiding, know that we are grown from the same tree and our apples have fallen │
║ on different sides of the hill carrying us to worlds beyond. But still our │
║ heritage binds us, so I care for you. I pray that you will ask me if you need │
║ my aid, and I will do so too unto you. │
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@user-889
don't give up!
I know that feeling!
it is defeated with persistence!
don't give up!
you can make it!
there's always tomorrow!
so don't give up!
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║ │ If you add a label to the satellite imagine of the White House, it looks exactly like a slide from a Pentagon press briefing after a successful bombing run. │ ║
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║ │ Back when there were Pentagon press briefings. │ ║
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humans are computers that inhale air, produce electricity, and exhale carbon.
give me a biochemical or mechanical process for doing that on a reasonable
scale for cheap and you can solve global warming by replacing power outlets
with an energy generation box. Doubles as an air purifier and UPS.
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@user-698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9EKV2nSU8w
This video is 5 years old but it's relevant
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